Mar 10 2009Britney Spears in a bikini

You're suggesting she's overweight? Shame on you.

My girl looks very f**able!! Good for you, Britney!

First?

FIRST to say she looks 10 times better than any of you stinking gunts

I'm sure there will be lots of negative comments, and it'll be much more negative than for Jessica Simpson or Kim Kardashian, neither of whom has had kids but wouldn't dream of being photographed from all angles in a skimpy bikini. But you pizzafaced losers are followers and your leader has told you to be Britney haters, so that's what you'll do. Baaaaa. Baaaaaa.

Times like this I wish Lee Harvey Oswald was still alive. This bitch needs to piss off and die.

Why don't you go eat a fucking shotgun or something?

she looks great! Great ass... Go Brit Brit!

Third pic
Third row
"Britney....how big is your ass?"

This dumb gutter pig SHOULD be looking better than just about everybody else, it's her JOB. She ain't selling singing, or dancing, but her "sex appeal" so hooray for her she's halfway there.

Gotta remember - When ur working the muscles they'll stand our more than when you are just sitting around on a lounge chair. No cookie Jar - no photoshop. Just working vs not working. Not rocket science, my friends.

We ain't your friends, douchebag.
(to #11)

but seriously-she looks really good. whats the problem? she's not a skeleton, and surely got some meat on her bones, still looks great for me. would love to have her belly (its not flat, but its rather normal for women) and legs. propably too big arms. thats all. hot and healthy looking in my opinion.

Wow... I *wish* I looked that good. I mean I'm thin, but her body looks fabulous! :)

#6 well said, just let me at that crazed bitch!!

3rd pic 3rd row = "how big is Kevin's beer belly now?"

I think she's lookin' banging in the little blue bikini, there ain't much covering on the bottom there is there?... she's going to be a candidate for www.ikeepsitral.com pretty soon if she keeps getting in this kind of shape...

I'd still hit that and probably still hit it again later if it was still in that shape.

Yeah, good point - so how hot is her former dancer husband looking now? We rail all day about the figure flaws of female celebrities while the average American man looks like Kevin (complete with the tunic-tshirt worn as a type of tent over the huge beer belly). Meanwhile the average American woman looks like Britney...plus 30 lbs.

I'd still eat that box.

I would hook a finger into that ass while doing the doggie.

I'd be happy if my wife looked that way after 2 kids. It's rare.

I'd hit it.

mmmmm, lovely lovely. Id grease her down, make her run from me on all fours, and after I caught her, Id hit it.

Britney is so sexy!I love her very much!. I just want to make sure if she has found a new date on"C e l e b M i n g l e. C o M "? I was told that she has a verified profile there.

When is she going to realize that those big sunglasses don't look good on her pigface.

In about 10 years, she's going to realize those cigaretts and singing don't go together. She's eventually going to burn her vocal chords out.
Other than that, I love her titties. I'd Bone em.

she looks terrible and ugly as always

she has no boobs or ass.next

Smokers suck.

27--that would matter if she could actually sing. But she can't, so if she ends up sounding like Patty and Velma on The Simpsons, it could only be an improvement.

She looks bloated. Which would explain the difference between these and the dance rehearsal pics.

Her music blows but she looks good.

idiot shitney

she doesnt look good.she is ovarreted

It's so funny the number of nimrods here telling all of us what they'd do to these women. You'd hit it, you'd hook a finger in her ass, you'd grease her up, maybe you'd hit it later.

YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DIPSHITS. State the obvious why don't you?

The fact of thre matter is that your comments indicate that your average IQ is probably around 90 and your maturity is about 13 years old. That being said, if you ever got a chance to stand within 10 feet of Britney (or any other female celebrity, hot or otherwise), it's pretty obvious that the only thing you'd do is stand there and say nothing like the fucking retards that you are.

You wouldn't hit shit, even if you were lucky enough to get a shot. Kooks.

She looks better in her bikini than in her stage costumes. It looks like she lost more weight because her stomach is flat again. I bet Kim Kadaskank wishes she had a nice tight ass like Brittney.

#9,

Third pic
Third row
"Britney....how big is the good Dr Phowstus?"

She has surprisingly good skin--not a whole lot of stretch marks or cellulite.

actually she isnt sporting sick abs in the workout picture. its just what you call RIBS.

and she's not fat nor skinny. she's just normal. leaver her alone, she's had 2 kids.

#40

She is not fat and she is not skinny; she is fit.

she looks excellent!

She is bulit like a man, no curves, big chunky short, stubby legs.
No hips, no waist. Big beefy neck, wide shoulders and back.
she looks like she is on male hormones or steroids.

#43, now get away from the mirror and look at Britney...

Mr Phow, I am a guy, thanks for the compliment. But even I don't have a neck as big as Britney's.

For having two kids, she looks so fantastic!!

not that great.
But ok.
Smoking adds 10 years though...but so does kids.

Yeah, she may have a snatch that looks like its been tenderize by my neighborhood Butcher, but I always thought she had nice buns..

If I was sitting at poolside, my first thought would be: "Welllll, she's not *bad* looking, but she's fuckin' Britney Spears! I mean, c'mon. Do I really need that shaved-head, umbrella-slinging bat-shit drama???"

#36- right on! Like we care what these morons would do to her if they stalked and kidnapped her to even get a chance at what they say they would do. What's scary is there is more than one asshat that logs onto here and takes the time to write stupid shit like "I would hook a finger in her ass". What's scarier is something tells me Britney Spears would enjoy these type of comments about herself if she could actually possess the knowledge to read.

One more thing, why doesn't she get in shape like that for her shows???

she's still got the cankles!

My pussy's hanging out!

She's a lot better looking than any of your wives or girlfriends.
No wonder so many losers are jealous.

The only part of her that's unnaturally large is her forehead.

I know you just got over being bald, Britney, but bangs are your friend.

Wow, Superficial. Another Britney-eats-too-much joke?

How fucking clever of you.

"...She looks slightly above average - which is a giant step from the days of Predator Britney and the Search for More Taco Bell."

WHAT?!?! Have you even seen the average american?!

i will tag that ass any time!!!!!!!O.X

www.ikeepsitral.com could be the dumbest website I have ever seen.

I didnt even know the Internet made it up to Canada. Nigeria, yeah, they have Internet but Canada? Who'd have thought.

Her p***y isn't hanging out, good job!

anexio is clearly a handy...www.ikeepsitral.com is such a great website, not as good as the superfish, but still not bad

1. Most American women who have had 2 kids don't look anything like this. Forget about wearing a tiny bikini - seeing them in a big bra and mom-briefs is enough to make their depressed husbands puke.

2. In her prime, Britney was infinitely hotter than any of you will ever be.

Yes! she's awesome, I mean, at her age, she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how h ot models and sex y folks on ___Tallmingle.co m___ go cr azy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glaPiyo09EU

Guess this happened over the weekend in Tampa....

Why don't you stuck up effers leave girls alone about their body images? She looks good and better than most. So? So what if she were fat. It's just a bunch of stuck up losers sitting on their computers making rude comments. Media is all about brainwashing and making people feel like they need to strive to unobtainable standards. Shut the eff up people and let others live their lives. I bet most of you people on the internet are nowhere near as good looking as Britney yet you comment on her looks. What hypocrisy!!!

Why don't you stuck up effers leave girls alone about their body images? She looks good and better than most. So? So what if she were fat. It's just a bunch of stuck up losers sitting on their computers making rude comments. Media is all about brainwashing and making people feel like they need to strive to unobtainable standards. Shut the eff up people and let others live their lives. I bet most of you people on the internet are nowhere near as good looking as Britney yet you comment on her looks. What hypocrisy!!!

Why don't you stuck up effers leave girls alone about their body images? She looks good and better than most. So? So what if she were fat. It's just a bunch of stuck up losers sitting on their computers making rude comments. Media is all about brainwashing and making people feel like they need to strive to unobtainable standards. Shut the eff up people and let others live their lives. I bet most of you people on the internet are nowhere near as good looking as Britney yet you comment on her looks. What hypocrisy!!!

Why don't you stuck up effers leave girls alone about their body images? She looks good and better than most. So? So what if she were fat. It's just a bunch of stuck up losers sitting on their computers making rude comments. Media is all about brainwashing and making people feel like they need to strive to unobtainable standards. Shut the eff up people and let others live their lives. I bet most of you people on the internet are nowhere near as good looking as Britney yet you comment on her looks. What hypocrisy!!!

Why don't you stuck up effers leave girls alone about their body images? She looks good and better than most. So? So what if she were fat. It's just a bunch of stuck up losers sitting on their computers making rude comments. Media is all about brainwashing and making people feel like they need to strive to unobtainable standards. Shut the eff up people and let others live their lives. I bet most of you people on the internet are nowhere near as good looking as Britney yet you comment on her looks. What hypocrisy!!!

She looks like a dude.

not bad :D

So. I'm, like, crackin' a cold one.
And I like to surf up a bit of news.
Like. Seems no one in USA can question Israel and have a government position.
This Rham (sp?) guy, second in command even served in the Israeli army. ( Cut off his finger at Burger King - but is still there 'minding the fort' and leading the troops)
U S A
U S A
U S A !!!!

be honest:
IS IT STRANGE HER COMEBACK FAILED, folks?

# 71.Hey Bud. How goes it ?
It wasn't at a Burger King - it was an Arby's
And Bud - just a quick one for my records -
Were you 'Less Filling' ? Or 'More Taste' ?

And Bud - you anti Semite - Emanuel did not serve in the Israeli army ! Get your facts srt8.
He "was a civilian volunteer assisting the Israel Defense Forces for a short time during the 1991 Gulf War."
Well ok. He didn't exactly volunteer for the American Forces, that type of thing - even though -technically - they were the ones at war freeing Kuwait.
But - hey. What can you do with a couple of weeks off from Arby's ?

Shit my last link was wrong. Very wrong.
It wasn't ballet.
My sources are now saying it was more 'modern dance' with a little bit of traditional 'hip-hop'

(And Gerald - how are things over there at Vector Motors)

I would have sex with her...but not tell my friends.

Boo,boo!

(((BOO!)))

She still looks like a terrible mom. The shelf life of pop starlets is very short. Too bad she's more concerned about her own popularity than her children. Hopefully the cigarettes will do their damage before too long.

I see that she doesn't dance as much these days at her concerts, probably because of her smoking, she runs out of breath! Its such a Horrible Dirty habit.

The Doutzen chic looks about 10x better in a bikini, even while on the beach with a crow.
Go figure.

This girl can never truly look slim. No matter how hard she works out she always seems to look stubby. Some girls are meant to be fat

I want to rub my feces all over her face, squirt diarrhea into her nostrils and cut pieces of her anus to sprinkle over my dickcheese. Breakfast!

geeze, lovely, 5 posts? you must really need someone to pay attention to you. i'm sorry you're fat.

step away from the refrigerator.

((.))

wow i'd love to see all of your fatasses on here in bikinis. im sure itd be a lovely site
and she looks exactly the same as in the workout pics.

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#82

She is a chick that gains weight more on her lower half like Kim Kardaskank. If she got big implants and ate too much like Kim; then she could have fat induced curves like Kim, but Britt's ass would look perky and not loose like Kim. If she eats less than1,000 calories a day then she can have a underweight body like Paris Herpes. Britt looks hot!

mmm, cheese grits.

What in the fuckery hell is my Chloe Sevigny with Our lady of cheetoland? For real, no, really, what is she doing there with Britney????/
Nobody noticed?

i've said it before, and i will say it again: she has a great rack. big, not too big...and perky. her stomach looks good to me as well....the face is a whole other issue. but there are ways to avoid looking at that.

oh, and jesus, i just noticed the back view. the back view actually looks fucking fantastic. now, thats one way to solve the face issue.

i still would fuck this bitch

They control Hollywood!!!!

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she has a cute little nose, big lovely eyes, blonde hair, and a firm, thick, curvy, cute bod.
looks good

pretty smile too

Well, she is not the super sexy little girl anymore, but she still is nice... I mean, she looks like a normal woman, not so unnnaturally perfect as before.

She looks great.

She looks spectacular! They don't get much hotter than Britney, especially in a bikini.

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ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

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ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

PARIS HILTON'S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON'S "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

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ALSO, THERE ARE ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME ON THE PART OF PARIS HILTON AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND MYSELF AT THOSE 2 WEB SITES GOING BACK ALSO TO MAY 2008.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

britney you look great..
stey amazing as you are

All of you fuckers are pathetic, get a job, or a real life. The problem with you is that you spend so much time judging other people, judge yourself. Look in the mirror.

Makes you wonder why she covering it now; everyone has seeen it.

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I'm proud of Britney, it seems she has pulled herself out of a bad situation with her parents help. I think she looks great for the average woman, but let's face it she's not an average woman, she is a mega celebrity. She was making really good progress with her exercising and toning up and I don't know if she's just come to a stand still or what. It just seems like she was getting pretty toned and then all of a sudden she is slowly gaining her weight back. She is not fat by any standards, but she doesn't seem to be as toned as she was just a short while back. Did she just stop exercising? It's not that she can't pull off how she looks, she looks great. It's just that she thinks she has to wear tiny skimpy outfits that show everything and that do not flatter her figure at all. If she's gonna wear stuff like that then she really should tone up more, either that or stop wearing those types of outfits. She really could use a good personal stylist. I don't know if she has a stylist, but if she does she should fire them. The weirdest thing is that Britney used to dress okay back in the day and now she can't dress herself at all?

Are you serious? Slightly above average? Compared to who? Gisele? I'm not a fan of Britney, but even I have to admit she's in great shape. She definitely has a hot body nowadays.