Feb 9 2009Usher's wife in stable condition after surgery complications

Que good for her.

last!

No Usher....what a losss.

Not so much

I know it sounds bad, but I don't feel bad when there are complications from plastic surgery. Sorry!

Maybe going to a cheaper doctor in a foreign country wasn't the best move, eh?

FIRST!!! or, SECOND!!!! or THIRD!!!!

FIRST!!! or, SECOND!!!! or THIRD!!!!

Brazil? The only reason people in the USA goes to Brazil for plastic surgury is because what they want done is illegal in the States.
You suffer complication there, well, you deserve it.

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@8...what exactlly would an illigal plastic surgury be? I'm just wondering.

#4. I am totally with you. Stop trying to play God people.

#4. I am with you. Stop playing God people.. be happy with what you have.

#10. Illegal surgery. At least one that I know of is: there is a maximum amount of silicone that can be used in implants legally.

#10 could be a lot of things. Could be something as simple as too much Liposuction in one sitting that is more then the recommended amount. Also could be something extreme like breast implants that are way bigger then the allowed size in the states and could be fatally harmful. Google Sheyla Hershey. She has 38KKK breasts. Had to go to Brazil to get it done cause the doctors in the states wouldn't do it because it was potentially life threatening. Not saying that's what happened here but those are just some examples.

Agree with #8.

#10, a good example of this is the chick with the size 38KKK boobs who had to get them done in Brazil because no doctor in the US would even give her the time of day. There are no regulations there for a reason: they don't give a shit. You want to graft an arm to your back? With enough money, they'll do it for you down there.

Damn you, Shep. Beat me by seconds!

so she still has no penis?

bitch was secretly trying to get that penis removed and nearly died...

Coons trying to get plastic surgery to make them look more like Whitey. They should just embrace the apelike features that god gave them and quit trying to be something that they're not. God I hate fake people....

wtf...Usher can't afford to get her work done by an American surgeon?!? Are they too cheap? Based on the pics, she looked fine to me anyways...

People, it's Brazil... they probably put they implants on her shoulder blades by accident.

Your husband makes a shit load of money and you gotta go to Brazil for your boob job? Girl....there is just some things you don't economize on.

No matter what she was trying to have done she will still look like a dude

Now watch...some douche is going to go all factoid on us about how a certain percentage of a certain procedure is more successful a certain amount of the time in Brazil compared to blah blah blah.....Plastic Surgery Know-It-All-Wikipedia-Jockey comment coming 5, 4, 3, 2, 1......

18@ - Didn't know the internet made it down to shit-fuckin' Alabama yet. Guess so. Why don't you go to rednecksisterfuckinghoedown.com the people there might be more sympathetic to your cause.

Rich, it's like the Circus Bears that operated on Skank.

@18 - Talking about fake people, huh? 10 bucks says you are too big a pussy to talk that shit in the real world so you post anon on some random internet site.

I saw this comedy called "Mississippi Burning" the other day, man was that some funny shit. The ending was kinda sad, when they arrested those police officers for simply trying to keep the peace within the negro herds. But those things happen when liberals get their claws into gov't agencies. They start giving farm animals the same rights as humans.

Why is Usher wearing a dress?

Why is Usher wearing a dress?

Plastic surgery in Brazil is cheaper and more awesome.

Just another reason to second-guess having that nose job. It's a shame all the women lying in the morgue from complications due to plastic surgery.

Some day, when the lion lays with the lamb, nobody is going to give a shit about small ta-tas or imperfections with their body.

Hope she got a JoeJacksonFaceEctomy. Michelle Obama needs a PatrickEwingHeadEctomy. Dat beeotch is Fugly.

@18 & 27

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@17- Do you go around referring to women as bitches???????

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Some people probably think Brazil is one big jungle (RichPort's Ghost), if you have money you can have surgery in really good hospitals with really good doctors. I don't know why she had complications, but probably it wasn't because she went to Brazil.

Excuse me, MissyWissy, I happen to appreciate a nice rack. Why don't you stop speaking for me before I smite you.

Usher is in Brazil, home of some of the most beautiful women on earth. He is famous, and could do anything or anyone he wanted. Instead he is at the bedside of some dime a dozen wife who spent his money on a botched nose job or something or rather...

...he must be gay. Any clit licker would be swimming in a sea of brazillian mulattoes if they were he.

did anybody NOT cancel at the Grammys?

Apparently, she was visiting a black clinic to have the mycotoxin removed from her central nervous system. Apparently this has something to do with "Operation Screaming Fist", but I can't say anything more about it.

When I was little my brother used to always tease me. My mom would say "stop giving him the reaction he wants and he'll stop." When I finally quit reacting to him he did. Stop giving Massa' a reaction and his 40 year old ass will go back to jerking off on porn sites, praying he can finish furiously pounding his tiny dick before his mom catches him and he loses his computer privileges.

Um, hey Fish.... I don't really think "routine surgery" encompasses cock removal. Just sayin'.

#25 - I think one of them left a whistle inside her. Either that or she has on talented cooter.

#37 -... and don't forget her kids from other men he's now supporting.

@42- queefing is not a talent!

It doesn't matter where she went, Kanye's momma died from plastic surgery in the states. Its EVIL....

....except for the boobs that are done correctly and leave little to no scar lines....

.... and then the sluts demonstrate them for us on camera...

#44 - It is when you can queef "My Fair Lady" and "My Funny Valentine".

I don't agree with plastic surgery if it is to reach "perfection". I think it can be good for normal people who have something that really bothers them every day. It is understandable when someone hates one thing about their body/ face and wants to take care of it, yet still be themselves.

She was probably getting liposuction. There are WONDERFUL doctors in Brazil. She went there to avoid media attention and take a vacation while she recovers- I am sure. American doctors are not any more equipped by nature. There are GREAT doctors all around the world and I have heard that Brazil is the capital of plastic surgery. It may not even be cheaper, but it is easier to hide

Spelt Saturday wrong....

I don't agree with plastic surgery if it is to reach "perfection". I think it can be good for normal people who have something that really bothers them every day. It is understandable when someone hates one thing about their body/ face and wants to take care of it, yet still be themselves.

She was probably getting liposuction. There are WONDERFUL doctors in Brazil. She went there to avoid media attention and take a vacation while she recovers- I am sure. American doctors are not any more equipped by nature. There are GREAT doctors all around the world and I have heard that Brazil is the capital of plastic surgery. It may not even be cheaper, but it is easier to hide

Stop being so judgmental. If you were a coon you'd want to change your simian features too.

Spelled you moron.

I bet it was a tummy tuck. She just had a baby and a lot of women want a tummy tuck especially after multiple kids. Tummy tucks are major surgery and can have complications no matter where you have them done.

umm, maybe these narcissictic fools should stop getting plastic surgery

i have no sympathy for people who die as a result of elective cosmetic surgery

umm, maybe these narcissictic fools should stop getting plastic surgery

i have no sympathy for people who die as a result of elective cosmetic surgery

sorry, I mean: narcissistic

>I bet it was a tummy tuck. She just had a baby and a lot of women want a tummy
>tuck especially after multiple kids. Tummy tucks are major surgery and can have
>complications no matter where you have them done.

So it would only make sense that you'd want to have that surgery in a country known for its non-existent medical regulations.

#40 My theory is that ol' Massa has a micropenis, so it takes him about a tenth of second to jerk off - when he can find it . This leaves him with a lot of time to hate and type. Oh yeah, and try to find the perfect pair of socks to stuff his pants with. He doesn't have an inferiority complex, he is inferior.

LOL, they have all that money and yet still resort to going to some plastic surgeon tin Bumfuck, Brazil. Classless!

@57 You read my mind... he does have the classic micropenis inferiority complex symptoms. We should really pity him. Poor guy is an inch and a half when fully erect...

Neegers and their penis fixation.. LOL!.. I guess if you never accomplished anything in life you would talk about dicks.. LOL! Imagine if neegers were the only so-called people on earth. Everyone would be illiterate, starving, homeless, diseased, violent, and stupid.. LOL!

#60. There are movies about that happening. Its called Planet of the Apes.

What an ignorant statement, because his wife had to have surgery, we were all THINKING that Usher beats his wife too? Just because he and Chris Brown have the same skin color? Fuck you to the writer. I'm no screaming queer liberal for shit sure but I know I'm not a racist and I sure as hell ain't a closet racist.

#60 Hate to disappoint you and blow another of your worthless theories to hell (as I'm sure this has been your experience in life) but I'm white. People who spend all their time bleating about their racial superiority usually have major shortcomings in almost all departments. If you go around making a career of it chances are you're pretty much a loser - sound familiar? Hell, you're probably fat, stupid, and acne spattered with an undershot jaw as well as tiny-dicked, but hey, I just went with the obvious first.

When I think elective surgery, I think BRAZIL!

What is going on today? Too many stories about dumb American Negro's nobody gives two fucking shits about. Didn't she learn anything from Kayne Wests mother?! She gets work done in Brazil of all places that aids invested shit hole.

Fuck Brazil, Fuck Usher, Fuck his manly looking wife and all the White Americans that bought this sad ape's music and made him rich!

He likes to go ***sugarmingle. c om*** so much, I do not know why. He is so handsome. He puts so many news about himself and his lovers there. Really fantastic!

You get what you pay for! Rich neegars trying to save money. I wish these hip hop fucks would start shooting each other again.

Shes disgusting. Usher could have any chick he wanted- and he's with her?? Yeah, she'd be getting plastic surgery to look better than the skanks he beds on a regular basis. Why do black people insist on getting plastic surgery?? They all look the fucking same, why bother?? You aren't white, so get the fuck over it, your features are way too monkey-like, it would take so much damn work to chisel an ape-nose to a version of Gwyneth's or Angelina's....?? I never feel sorry for CHEAP ASS losers who have complications from plastic surgery anyway. You do the most expensive procedure if u have to! And why doesn't have some brazillian hottie on his arm...they are like Swedish chicks, the most beautiful on Earth....instead he's got some man-looking Michelle Obama wannabe on it. Fucking hell.

Thats the outcome of plastic suregry guys.

@60 Sorry for ya buddy but I'm white also. I don't run around under a white hood like you and I guarantee I'm more accomplished today than any level you and your group of racists fucks will ever achieve together in your lifetimes.

71 comments so far and none of you ignorant dolts noticed the misspelled word in the very first sentence?
No wonder our society fucked.

"Usher was forced to cancel his Grammy appearances on Satruday when"

... that being said, penis size is important to me (wink wink).. But I am sure it's more a fixation with you, being that you sport such a tiny one. I bet when you go out to the hillbilly watering hole, you take off your hood.. sidle up to the bar and size up the ladies. More than likely you are gonna want to go for the woman with the fewest missing teeth, but then you recall the size of your penis so you reconsider and decide to just go for a girl with some teeth period. You just got your unemployment check and you are feeling good that your wranglers accent the sock stuffed in your jock. You are riding high and ready to blow that check on that lucky lady sucking on a Miller lite at the end of the bar. You sit down and start to buy her some drinks, kicking it up to hard liquor so she gets wasted faster. Once you have plied her to the proper level of drunkenness (not throwing up, but can't see straight either) you put her in your brothers pick-up which you borrowed for the rally. (You would have a car but to many D.U.I.'s makes you uninsurable... fuckin' government should mind their own business...) You drive your sweet little flower to your momma's trailer and shuffle her in the back door (quite like so you don't wake momma, she's mean when you wake her out of her stupor) you take her into the bedroom and now it's time! You keep the lights dim and take your clothes of quick so she can't see your body (she can't see straight anyway, you guaranteed that). You get on top of her keeping your head turned so as not to smell the smoke and cheap liquor on her breath.. then just before she passes out you stick your little tiny penis in her and ride her like... err.. I mean.. you pump her for five seconds and squirt your pathetic jizz on her stomach, roll over and wake up in the morning in a pool of her vomit.. just another Tuesday though...

I did.

@72 so did 48, but he's a moron like you.

Why is she getting botched plastic surgery in Brazil when we have the best incompetent surgeons here in America? Kathy Griffin will testify. Buy American, dammit!

CAUSE she is twice his age!

After what happened to the model that lost her limbs and died because of a misdiagnosis in Brazil, why on earth did this woman decide to go there for plastic surgery? Besides, no surgery will make her look as young as he is. She is too old for him.

I believe she was in Brazil to have some bone shaved off her shoulders, make them less manly. It turns this causes complications with living though, hence her troubles...

Usher looks like one of those spider monkeys