Feb 23 2009The Most Important People Ever. (Until about noon-ish.)

aw yeah.

aw yeah.

You're up early.

I watched "The Reader" last night!

There's like an hour of fucking, and then there's some other stuff.

So...it turns out there is a formula to winning an Oscar.

Make a movie about fags, for fags, and walk away with a prize.

That's why Hollywood is so friggin' pathetic. Can anyone honestly say that Sean Penn deserved that Oscar over Mickey Rourke or Frank Langella??

Insane.

I'm off to write my fag movie.

#3 just made me decide to cave in and see The Reader.

And can anyone tell me what Heath Ledger wore last night, I didn't see it on Joan Rivers report!

i didnt get a chance to watch. does anyone know if Ledger was there to accept his award.....? hahha zinnnger!!

So nothing for Nailin' Palin? What a disgrace...

Thank god the Oscars are over so the cast of Slumdog can get back to their tech support jobs.

Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

To # 8
Dont hate the players, Hate the Game ! Just because they make more money than it doesnt give you the right to whine about it in public. You can whine about it when you go home to your miserable and pathetic life as well as your $ 200 a week job !

To # 8
Dont hate the players, Hate the Game ! Just because they make more money than you doesnt give you the right to whine about it in public. You can whine about it when you go home to your miserable and pathetic life as well as your $ 200 a week job !

@4 Maybe they'll make some "Milk" action figures like the "Philadelphia" ones on SNL. Langella needs an Oscar for "Masters of the Universe".

@5 Winslet did no full frontal worth mentioning. Just so everyone knows that going in. Poignant movie, though. "Underworld 10: Attack of the Hissy Fits" had already played and I'd already seen "The Wrestler".

Guess the gays had to get at least one consolation prize w/ Sean Penn in (Ass)Milk. Betw Prop 8 & the latest gonorrhea outbreak, it's been a rough year to be brokeback.

Nice to see Hollywood hasn't changed from the bunch of queer-ass homo cocksmoking pillowbiters that they are. I'm suprized they didn't do a tribute to Pedro Zamora to cap off the whole anally lubed event.

Also, congrats to Penelope Cruz, for winning the "Mexican celebrity who never bothered to learn to speak English but still gets cast in tons of American movies Award".

I'm the real CandyO
As sure as the stink within my hole
Rank and sweaty like a dirty sock
Filled with cheese from daddy's cock
On my knees at the circle-k
Making rent from day to day
The n|ggers pass me round and round
But I don't let it get me down
I crawl back home full of jizz and poo
And go to my room to sniff some glue
My nasty habits take their toll
I'm a white trash whore named CandyO

The Oscars are garbage. The products are usually immoral, the hosts America-hating jerks, and the winners are either Affirmative Action or political picks. Ergo Penn over Rourke so he could bash the majority of California voters.

ledger is looking pretty good in pics 7 & 8. I wonder what he'll do about that receding hairline?

Kate is awesome!! hard work finally pays off!!!!!!!!!!
she's still attractive to many people! you don't know how hot cougars and sexy old folks on " ___Agelessmate.com___ " go crazy about her act!! she's like kinda role model to many people there!!

I'm never watching again - I got all I need to know from last night in these two paragraphs and three minutes of Stiller:

http://tinyurl.com/dkrjnm

Kate FINALLY won! About friggin' time.

Kate looked great!!!!!. I love her.

Kate looked great!!!!!. I love her.

Heath Ledger was there?

weird.

You could see the sperm spilling out of the side of Sean Penn's mouth last night. What a tool. Figures the "Academy" would give an Award to an America Hating cocksmoker like Penn, who hasn't made a decent movie since Bad Boys in 1982. Spicoli was his crowning achievment and all his movies since then have sucked almost as much cock as he does.

well, heath looks dead in those pictures.

well, heath looks dead in those pictures.

What a mercy fuck to give Heath Ledger the Oscar. BOO!!
Robert Downey, Jr. deserved it...primarily because he did drugs right, unlike Heath Ledger....fuckin novice.

Penelope Cruz won the Oscar for playing a lesbian? and Penn for playing a homo?

Next year, all the Oscars will go to gays.

Kate Winslet > all

hey 15 even if I think Penelope is a mediocre actress and should not have won the oscar, she is not mexican,she is from Spain,you know that european country that discovered America.

I liked it better when acting like a retard was the golden ticket to the Oscar. I've been perfecting my Oscar winning performance for years!

@10,11 ..don't hate the game, players or anything like that, We all just hate the idiots like you who keep spitting out the same stupid sayings.

Fucking Brits are reinvading... Grammy and Emmy Awards, Oscars, fuck, even that show Brink on the Science Channel. Blood sausage eatin' warm beer drinkin' beeotches...

Hahah #10 you are a tremendous faggot. way to defend a bunch of strangers on the internet from the vicious slings and arrows of superficial commentors

@29, these are the rules that the "Academy" voters must follow:

1) If you're a black nominee, they have to vote for you, because if they don't, they'd be racist.

2) If you or your character is in any special interest group, i.e. Faggot, Dyke, Lesbo, Athiest, Pedophile, etc... they have to vote for you, because every "Academy" voter falls into one of those categories themselves.

3) If you're a foreigner, and the first two categories didn't take dibs over your situation, then the Academy votes for you, whether you can speak English or not...(i.e. Penelope Cruz)

4) If the movie you're in has a left-wing communist/radical adjenda and portrays the US as evil, then you garner the vote.

5) If none of the above applies, then the "Academy" examines previous movies the actor was in, and if any of the above applies, then you will get the vote.

6) You are Brittish and were in a shitty, unwatchable piece of shit movie.

7) If you're a plain old white guy and none of the above apply, then it's possible you may garner consideration.

#4 - "I'm off to write my fag movie"

I think you meant to say "autobiography".

#4, I'm sorry, I meant, could you write my biography, it would make a great fag movie. Because no one is a bigger fag than me. My fagginess is the faggiest of the faggoty-fag fags.

STUPID. These awards are given by fags to fags and the only critics they listen to and print reviews from are fags. Hollywood is an AIDS infested blight on the Nation and should be forcefully removed.

It's amazing how Sean Penn can be controversial and so fucking insignificant as the same time. Like 99.9% of Hollywood, if he suddenly, mysteriously disappeared today, within two weeks he would fade from thought. THAT'S how much of an impact this fucking communist has had on the world.

It's amazing how Sean Penn can be controversial and so fucking insignificant as the same time. Like 99.9% of Hollywood, if he suddenly, mysteriously disappeared today, within two weeks he would fade from thought. THAT'S how much of an impact this fucking communist has had on the world.

@31 How does one "discover" a country already inhabited?

Jennyjenjen, you try to kill all the heathens and have the pope declare you the "discoverer".

Kate is sooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna join hot cougars and milfs' dating party???
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I find it funny how the bashers on here whine about how insignificant Hollywood is yet ummm....they all seem to be on a ......what kind of website is this again.....ummm....oh ya..... a celebrity gossip site. Give me a break. You all worship Hollywood as much as Hollywood (given the results of last nights show) worships the cock.

@15...First of all she's not even Mexican...indeed, she is from Spain. You know, Spain being that country south of France that at one point controlled more than half of the known world.

And just because she has a thick Spanish accent doesn't mean she doesn't know English, and I'd rather be Penelope with her looks and millions than your white trash self. And don't act like your broke ass isn't at Taco Bell stuffing your face with $0.89 bean burritos... please, eighty percent of Americans would be beaners if that were considered.

@43 ahh yes.. the Pope..

Someone should tell Penn to stay away from his Thug friend in Venezuela. In Latin America, the distinction between a guy that is gay, and a guy only playing it in a movie will not be understood. If he tries to turn down some guys advances, he will be thought of as playing 'hard to get.' In which case he will wake up with a knot on his head and a butt hole the size of eggplant.

Heath Ledger?...for a total of about 40 words and 3 minutes total screen time? Are you kidding? His role was nothing short of...mediocre. What a waste, just like these awards.

Where is a suicide bombing al queada fucknut when you need him? He could have gotten those terrorist shitstains back on the good side of America by show...er...blowing up there.

@49

HAHAHA...so true. You Rule Dude!...I havent seen you on in a while. I remember when you used to hand elliot_spitz_on_her , jonesy, the irish drunk mick guy and a few others on here their asses on a daily basis. Need I say again. YOU RULE!! WELCOME BACK!

SF writer:

If you watch Vicky Christina Barcelona, I suggest you find out the points where they make out and skip to them. That movie was fucking terrible. The narrator must have been mentally challenged, the majority of the acting was terrible, and it dragged on and on.

Big FAIL.

@36....

well it's to bad that your kind of redneck, ignorant trash is about to become extinct... america spoke and filled the white house with some intelligence and elegance for a change.

fuck off back to your SUV and trailer.

Can this TRANS-SEXUAL please shut the fuck up?

@52 franko-anti-american

Dream On buddy. Its a social experiment to prove that some things just arent meant to be. Dont be jealous because you POS hybrid wussy car gets dwarfed by what real men drive.

The PC crowd has wussified this nation and its male inhabitants. Only metro(homo)sexual men drive hybrids, miatas, vw bugs etc.

Grow some balls and be a man. Global Warming is a farce dipshit.

Mike Oxbhig, watch TDK sober next time. Ledger had the most screen time of anyone other than Batman. Hopkins won an Oscar years ago fro a total of 18 minutes screen time. On youtube every Joker scene from TDK is up and everything combines for a total of over 50 minutes. He played an iconic villian perfectly, he transformed himself for the role.

Grobpilot, get over yourself, 99% of the world warships Hollywood, you yourself are on a Hollywood celeb site. If any of them disappeared the public would be in a mass panic, get over it.