Feb 25 2009Spencer Pratt, Jesus can see you

First!

That is waaaaaay too much car for that little scrotum sniffer.

Heidi - You're starting to look old. I'm not sure what it is, maybe you should get a face lift or something.

These two are the biggest douchebags alive!!
I actually kinda feel like barfing right now.

I'll condone drunk driving here. On an isolated road. Filled with light posts. And maybe a cliff or two.

DAMN IT FISH AGAIN NO MORE MR.AND MISS DOUCHEBAGS! stop breaking your promise to the fans!

i bet he tries to shift gears with his anus because he looks like he'd enjoy getting bent over and pegged by heidi - i know i would! ROWRRR!!!

i love how they alwayssss almost kiss eachother on the lips, in pictures you can barely ever see their lips actually touching eachothers...pathetic

the flamming pink bra looks awesome under that see through shirt...notttt

Is that the same Jesus Madonna is dating?

Superficial! LIAR! Unless this bitch is naked, she's worthless. Stop posting their propaganda!

1. That car is WAY TOO GOOD for him

2. If you are fortunate enough to have a '68 Camaro, you should be smart enough to keep your FAT ASS (or bony ass) off of the damn hood!

3. Does that skanky wench ever shut her DAMN MOUTH?

Sorry for the shouting but I am not having the best day ever and seeing these two ultimate douches just made it a bit worse. They just totally, completely, eternally SUCK MONKEY BALLS.

Ass Clowns!
Stop posting their pictures.
Some one in Cali, please find the fucker that takes these pictures and shoot them, many times.

Where's Mr and Mrs Douchebags fake....ummmmm I mean real wedding bands?????

Fish..... You are SO FIRED.

2 d-bags plus NO BIKINI = M-F-ING LYING STUPIDHEAD FISH!

that's right! I went there. I said "stupidhead"

I'd race that dude in my '81 Volvo, kick his ass, slash his tires, and bang his lady on the hood of his car while he watched.

xrist what a waste of a good car.
Fish, damn you to hell for posting these douchebags still alive.

Douche bag - party of 2

A '69 Camaro would be way more hot.Another proof that they don't have really sex.

They look so happy. Good luck
She is talkative and is very popular at the millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. I think sometimes she may feel lonely so she chat online.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smLpKyt7W0g

Why does this bitch have her damn mouth open in like 95% of all her annoying ass pictures???

(sigh)

This site is truly the fucking worst. I know that nothing I say will sway the millions of people who come here but this is just pathetic.

Fuck you, The Superficial.

I'm done.

I don't think the camero is really his style though. I mean look at him spending a day out on his favorite bike?

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/3/z51.jpg

@23, Chris, please drop us a line once in a while.

Heidi looks SO bizarre whith her mouth closed, totally unnatuarl. She's obviously a mouth breather she probably just about passes out when the "paparazzi" tell her "close your dumb cakehole!".

#21 Thank you for those heartwarming yuotobe clips! I think i need a drink now. . :)

And oh yeah -- Where ARE their fake ass "wedding rings"???

That Spencer Pratt guy looks like the kind of type who pulls ' wedding rings' from local fairs.

To the superfish writers: STOP WRITING ABOUT THESE WORTHLESS PEONS! THE LIKES OF YOU ARE THE REASON THEY GET ANY ATTENTION!

And to really drive the point home I shall reiterate: STOP WRITING ABOUT THESE WORTHLESS PEONS! THE LIKES OF YOU ARE THE REASON THEY GET ANY ATTENTION!

Is that blond girl a mouth breather? Though she could be a good girl i think. . .

She needs to do porn. Her mouth is always open anyway, so...

I just had an orgasm looking at the 68 camaro! thats a nice gift..

I spent £500 on those shoes. And then she got them. Gash.

Even posing next to that car does nothing to diminish his incredible fagness or her doucheness.

Whew!!! I saw that car and was afraid they were going to be in a new TV show called Starsky and Putz, but then I realized it's not the same type car.

I think she has a problem closing her mouth because of lockjaw caused by blowing SP's tetanus-laden little string bean.

A leather jacket always adds an extra level of toughness but a '68 Camero 850 SS strips that jacket right off as it zips on by.

Spencer, make sure you drive that cute little lady of yours around California looking as good as she does with that brilliant smile. The car almost as beautiful as her. Almost.

Randal

Jeez.... could Randal be more gay?

uh randall, it's 350 as in 350 cu in. you're slippin, dude.

Is she capable of CLOSING HER MOUTH!

They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on
_____ Millionaire Romances com____, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

aww how cute Spencer got a jacket to fit the occasion...

#43:

No, if he was wearing the jacket he should be wearing, it would be a heavy cloth jacket with sleeves that are restrained behind the back.

Or just a leather one that on the back reads "Total Douche" and an arrow pointing straight up.

You guys don't get it. As long as you click on their link and comment....the runny pullback and gutter slut will be posing for pix.

#44 hahah my bad

Spencer Pratt, I have one thing to say...I have two, read that TWO cars that are better than yours!

http://www.hidplanet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=432710#432710

Let's just really get down to business:

Can someone please make sure some pharmaceutical rep is giving her free birth control and following up daily to make sure it's taken.

No, let's get serious I'm a female that loves balls, but can we just get doctor to chop his off? I mean if they spawn you think the economy crisis is a problem, it would be the least of our worries.

" 47. Barnops - February 25, 2009 7:10 PM

Spencer Pratt, I have one thing to say...I have two, read that TWO cars that are better than yours!

http://www.hidplanet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=432710#432710
"

HAH , mega FAIL you douche. Spencer is laughing at your inability to burn him.

Stop posting photos of these DOUCHEBAGS. You promise and then you post again. Let them fade into well deserved obscurity, and use the space for more deserving celebubags.

I could have sworn we voted to ban these ass-clowns from the site

Such as ____SugarBabyMeet.c om____
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship.but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

One of these days this woman will have a genuine emotion and will be so confused she may completely forget herself and have a genuine reaction. Ha! Who am I kidding? Oh well, back to the window and watch for flying pigs.

It's like hitlers last revenge
leaving the most disgusting Aryan's on the planet
to pollute our minds
eventually driving us all to death

or the inevitable gouging of our eyes

The photos would have been more sincere minus Heidi but with Spencer's hot cuban boy toy. And Spencer totally bought that car himself. Do they have a suggestion box? I would like to request that they pose next to the Mobieus
Girl from Geekologie next.

They are painfully unattractive. I mean...truly...just...disgusting.

Someone please put these two out of my misery!! Pictures of them make me want to punch things!!! HARD!!

That poor little baby! That camaro is going to need heavy meds to survive being driven by that little bitch.

That poor little baby! That camaro is going to need heavy meds to survive being driven by that little bitch.

Ugh. Quit posting about them. Everyone's going to start thinking that you're taking money from them to write this shit, which you probably are considering how you whored yourself out for Brody Jenner and that other stupid chick from the Hills. For making fun of them so much, you sure are putting yourself on the same level.

Didn't your mom ever tell you to never make promises you can't keep?

Pics 6 and 7 make me nauseous. Literally.

God
I love them.

Fish...Just how much are these douchebags paying you to do this? Or are you sucking him off and you do this as a favor?

No more of them please.
I'd rather lobotomize myself with a corkscrew than see another posed Heidi and Spencer "adventure."
Jesus.

"It's like hitlers last revenge
leaving the most disgusting Aryan's on the planet"

Hilarious!

Where's the dismembered seal?

PLEASE KILL YOURSELF, I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR POSTING ABOUT THEM

These (and all the other photo shoots of these douchebags) are actual photos released in European cities in the form of WALMART ads.

I'm sure he willl "CRASH" spencer, folks!!

I will admit that any minority on their WORST day are ten times better than these two on their BEST day. There. I said it. Now back to my regularly scheduled rhetoric.

No more Heidi and Spencer. I'm going to go see what Tyler Durden would do......from now on.

Can't Hulk Hogan's son take this douche out for his first ride and show him how fast this car can go?

I wonder who really owns that car and how much did they have to pay him to let that worthless cunt leave her slug tracks on the hood? Where can I find a pretend girlfriend who will buy me an Audi R8? I would prefer the V10; however, I suppose that I could settle for the V8 if she was willing to give me a blumpkin.

Everything for these two dicksmacks is a lameass posing opportunity. Please, SHOTGUN MONTHLY, give them the March cover shot.

And by "shot" I mean "unfortunate prop malfunction".

Fish is a cocksucking homo. He has to be to keep putting these phony douches on the site. He wants to be Spencers butt buddy.

Fish: I could've sworn you said that your next post about these two spooge-hued devil-worshipers would be their obituaries. So, what the fuck?

FUCK THIS COUPLE!
all they do is cry for attention.

FUCK THIS COUPLE!
all they do is cry for attention.

PLEASE NO MORE PHOTOS OF THESE TWO CLOWNS!! I really doubt they are worht it... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANT STAND THESE TWO!!!

HOLY CRAP!!!!! I hate these people so much!!!!!

GET OFF THE HOOD OF THAT CAR YOU DUMB WHORE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. HATE. THESE. PEOPLE.

I hope you'll be proud of yourself if a wave of violence against 60 something men driving this car hits the nation, Mr. Fish. You've just helped do to an American classic what Rosanne Barr did to the national anthem.

Spencer continues to look more and more like a homosexual caveman every time he's on here. If i were him I would thank her for the car and tell her to get her ass the hell off of my car. Finally, what the hell kind of purse is that?! It looks like she's holding a rolled up piece of tread you'd find on the side of a freeway. Such an idiotic pair should not be allowed to have anything and especially no reproduction.

Spencer continues to look more and more like a homosexual caveman every time he's on here. If i were him I would thank her for the car and tell her to get her ass the hell off of my car. Finally, what the hell kind of purse is that?! It looks like she's holding a rolled up piece of tread you'd find on the side of a freeway. Such an idiotic pair should not be allowed to have anything and especially no reproduction.

What the hell is on her purse?

it annoys me how she always looks surprised. find a different pose.

Fish - you damn indian giver, you.

Can we all just agree to not post any comments at all on these posts in the future? No, we probably can't because most of the people who comment here are douches, but can we at least *try*?

#87 - Simply posting that means you failed to lead by example. Now say something funny...

picture 1 -- it looks like he is banging her from behind
picture 3 -- wow, what a sincere kiss. so much love. i wish my boyfriend would give me half-assed kisses. they must have the most wonderful relationship. i mean, it must be awesome to date a guy who is secretly (well, obviously) fucking gay.

I sent a letter to Spencer requesting some of his semen. Because I like to swallow semen. But he hasn't responded yet.

They are so gross

I have religiously read this site for the last few years; today is my last day-you have repeatedly promised no more of these two and I am sick of them.
This is not a a joke and I am sure that me not visiting makes no real difference in the grand scheme of things, but I have principles and thought you should know.
So long and thanks for all, fish.

These are their best shots? Can y'all imagine the ones on the cutting room floor??? These people are bizarre.

Please quick someone get me a crowbar to bash them fuck'n faces down to a pulp...man, I've never ached so much just by looking at too fucktards like this.

They are so annoying. Why are they always posing for the paps? Why are they famous? Seriously, I don't know who they are.

"Creepy flesh-colored beard."

I fucking hate all of the people who give a damn about these asshats.

They are so hot, and recently they always appeared on a hot club
____T a l l h u b . c o m____,they are welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models here. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

@90 That's ok, you can just suck it out of my ass.

why is her mouth open like that. FOOL!!!!

#12, #42,#98 you need to keep your worthless millionaire date sites need to go , it would have been funny if you have been posting sites like on how Heidi and Douchebag spencer met on www.thesuperficial.com , or The met thru at a E3 convention promoting a video game called "Donkey Punch 360" coming soon to PS3, also easy for donkey punching on the Nintendo WII using the WII board for easy Douche bagging on the WII board.

@99

thath's MY themen you big thtupid ! you can't justh let anyone thuck it out of yer asth ! gosh!!!

I want them to jump off of the earth.

I just hate how he has his own papz following him everywhere and I can't believe people pay for these pictures.

I hate you Fish. You're a dam liar.
No,#39 Randal could not get any more gay, him and Fish should hook up.
That fucking bitch always has her mouth open because she's hoping some guy will put his cock in it and she just wants to be ready.
Get the fuck off the hood asshole.
Spencer is a fucking cocksucking fool.
Fuck Fish...Quit posting about these useless, lying pricks!
Where the fuck are thier wedding rings...ummm...yeah

Why is her mouth ALWAYS open in these pictures? And what has this bimbo and himbo contributed to society in general?

These two are the worst two people in the world. I'd rather watch 6 hours of C-Span coverage than to see these tools one more time.

#71 hahahaha good one...

You know, I am delighted that the English language already understands and has predicted at least half of these two morons. One of the English words for ass is prat- (as in "prat fall" ...)
The British use this more frequently than we do, though-

PRAT- Noun. A fool, idiot or objectionable person. Originally meaning the buttocks.

Sometimes life just works out perfectly.

source-http://dictionaryofslang.co.uk

@22 - Michele, you are so right about that!!! I think it is the reasons for air pollution and global warming!!

do they hire press to take photos of them? i dont get it, who are they?

i definitely just felt a little puke come up