Feb 16 2009Salma Hayek gets married
Salma Hayek married her on/off billionaire boyfriend, and the father of her daughter, Francois-Henri Pinault on Valentine's Day, according to the AP:
An official at the City Hall in Paris' 6th arrondissement says the Mexican-born actress wed French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony there Saturday. The official was speaking on condition of anonymity, in accordance with policy.
This occasions marks the last time Francois-Henri Pinault says he'll rip up the pre-nup "the day you run off and breast-feed a random baby in Africa." She was on a jet five minutes later. PWNED, Frenchie!

Reader Comments
1. Bickus Dickus - February 16, 2009 10:17 AM
in the divorce he'll basically pay $500 million per breast. That's what I call a stimulus package.
2. K - February 16, 2009 10:22 AM
Gold-digging Mexican.
3. angeleyes - February 16, 2009 10:31 AM
FIRST!
I beat you mimi you nasty cunt!
4. Delgo - February 16, 2009 10:44 AM
"Beautiful Fucking Tits Man!!!" - Raoul Duke
5. ToTellTheTruth - February 16, 2009 10:49 AM
Will she be nursing him TOO, with those gigantic milk factories on her chest?
6. ToTellTheTruth - February 16, 2009 10:49 AM
Will she be nursing him TOO, with those gigantic milk factories on her chest?
7. Mick - February 16, 2009 10:50 AM
Salma, congrats! That's a wonderful estate you just married.
8. havoc - February 16, 2009 10:51 AM
Yeah, he's fucked.
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9. Darth - February 16, 2009 10:53 AM
I am glad she got her eyebrows done.Before she could sweep the floor with them.
10. goddess mimi - February 16, 2009 10:56 AM
#3 Angeleyes. That smell on your hands like old fish. Could you do something about it please it is apparantly impeding your capacities for lower mathematics.
11. Jrz - February 16, 2009 10:56 AM
DUH! You have the baby, you didn't have to MARRY him! Great, now she's stuck with an ugly old guy.....AND he's fucking French.
12. Lowlands - February 16, 2009 10:59 AM
Nice ring!!!
13. peter - February 16, 2009 11:03 AM
He is cool. He's picking up hot women online, seems "millionaire friends com". Is he dating some one there?! OMG. Many celebs, beauty queens and wealthy singles are there!
14. milf - February 16, 2009 11:07 AM
'Tri-Sexual' Because He'll 'Try Anything'????
Not really sure about that! Perhaps, he does love hot cougars on ===="" Agelessmate. c o m" ==== they are sincere and sensual, wild and sexy, would offer you all old tricks to play!!!
15. Sauron - February 16, 2009 11:12 AM
I hope that Francois-Henri Pinault (call me Jean) leaves some milk for the baby.
16. Jrz - February 16, 2009 11:14 AM
hey, Peter (#13) and Milf 14).....I got a website for you two...it's where annoying cocksuckers, like Peter, meet other annoying cocksuckers, like milf..it's called being-an-asshole-is-my-life.com You should go!
17. Chad - February 16, 2009 11:47 AM
Normally, in everday society you never see latina women in their 40's that can keep up their look. I rarely see latin women that are attractive past 30. Big props to Salma for staying beautiful and maintaing the beautiful look over the years. No discrimination to the latin race, it's just a sociological observation. He landed himself a selfless and class A woman. Big props to them and good luck!
18. gerard Vandenberg - February 16, 2009 11:58 AM
WHO CAN CONTROLE THOSE ENORMOUS TITS, folks?
(I would say: CALL ME!!)
19. quickrick - February 16, 2009 12:09 PM
@2 jeallousy... plain and simple... she already has a bunch of cash.
20. sin - February 16, 2009 12:19 PM
This dude wannats sloppy seconds after a disease ridden AIDS monkey sucked her tits?
21. clarklove34 - February 16, 2009 12:59 PM
Really? hard to believe.
I heard this news times from many friends playing on a ta ll da ting site ___T allMingle Com___,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but da ting and love.
i am wrong.
22. http://www.popduds.com (now open) - February 16, 2009 1:00 PM
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
23. AirMail - February 16, 2009 4:33 PM
Big Congrats! I wish you all the joy in the world. Be careful of the crazy Muslims in France. Don't travel without 2+ armed guards.
24. lola - February 16, 2009 4:44 PM
Be careful pf all the crazy illegal immigrants in America too *lol* funny ignorant americans
25. the big kahuna - February 16, 2009 6:22 PM
i'm not surprised.
i hate this slut and her latino tits.
26. Kezac - February 16, 2009 6:25 PM
@24. Stop being such a redneck. Open your eyes. Read the papers. Watch TV news (no Fox News though). There is way less crime in France than in the US.
It's a shame that people who have such a large access to information can be so ignorant. Scary, even.
27. annie - February 16, 2009 6:33 PM
He was said to be invited to an interview with his wife by a millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. That sounds crazy!
28. Tom k - February 16, 2009 9:25 PM
How typical, another hispanic women hungry for rich white dick and yes I know Salma had "some" money of her own from movies in the past but her pesos do not compare to the amount of money that Francois-Henri Pinault has.
She saw a rich white man and latched on! Good job Salma, teach these other Mexican women how to make it in America!
29. Just_As_it_is - February 16, 2009 9:52 PM
@28
Don't lose hope Tom... Keep hoping and maybe you'll have your very own rick white dick someday. Then you won't envy salma anymore.
30. multilingual - February 16, 2009 11:53 PM
does anyone know if salma speaks french?
31. milf (aka peter) has herpes - February 17, 2009 12:04 AM
hei peter (#13) and milf (#14) I will NEVER go to any of the websites posted here. as a matter of fact, I will avoid them by all means possible. do you really believe that this kind of advertising works? it just makes me remember not to EVER go to these sites. good job!
32. Rational Rick - February 17, 2009 12:16 AM
MAMACITA WITH UNCLE PAPI
I hope he can see clearly and find her where her pussy is
ROFL !!
XOXO !!
33. haridhq - February 17, 2009 12:13 PM
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34. Yourfairytale - February 17, 2009 1:14 PM
Gah! He's so ugly! Look at the double chin and the nasty hook nose. And he's balding. I hope she's only with him for his money because that is gross.
35. farty mcshitface - February 20, 2009 2:23 AM
aww come on #34
you mean to tell me she wouldn't love him just as much if he lost all of his money and had to become an assistant manager at burger king?
she of course truly loves him for his ambition and drive.
which are of course code words for ultra-rich.
instead of living a rich, extravegent and luxurious lifestyle, now she lives an out-of-this world rich, extravegent and luxurious lifestyle.
instead of just buying desighner clothes and shoes and all that other bullshit, she can just buy the whole fucking store!
if the dude had half as much in the brain dept as he has in the bank- he woulda gotten a prenup.
36. coffee - February 20, 2009 5:05 PM
well, if your a super rich magnate, why not marry a movie star?
37. shoutYourFuckingMouth - February 25, 2009 11:14 AM
better to have that grease at the breast than at the belly like the fat gringas..
jeallousy...