Feb 11 2009Robert Pattinson feeds his stalkers
Good news, crazies. Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame/hysteria, actually feeds the women who stalk him. No more eating scraps of his garbage for you! At least out of hunger. MSNBC reports:
“I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year,” Pattinson told Crème Magazine, as reported by England’s Press Association. “She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her.”
Unfortunately for the obsessed fan, Pattinson did not have the fairytale first date in store that the woman might have been hoping for.
“I just complained about everything in my life and she never came back,” the 22-year-old said. “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”
Apparently, Robert doesn't suspect getting stabbed by a statue of Edward Cullen made from tears and paper mache, so think of this as the best Valentine's Day gift EVER.
Photos: Getty
Reader Comments
1. abigsackofcum - February 11, 2009 2:48 PM
to be honest, this guy is pretty cool
frist!!!!!!!!!!!
2. abigsackofcum - February 11, 2009 2:51 PM
bored and lonely, i can relate to one of them..
Guess which one!!!
3. Lear - February 11, 2009 2:51 PM
He is so sarcastic. I adore it. The fact that he isn't perfect adds to his appeal.
4. Jrz - February 11, 2009 2:53 PM
“People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”
Two minutes? Shit....try two nanoseconds. Damn...I could barely make it through that quote from him...I started zoning off.
5. p0nk - February 11, 2009 2:55 PM
i'm bored of him in 15 seconds. comb your hair, douchebag.
6. Jrz - February 11, 2009 2:58 PM
Woulda served his skinny ass right if she hacked him up into a billion pieces and stapled them all around her Twilight Altar........
7. p0nk - February 11, 2009 3:01 PM
...shining with jrz
8. We are crashing - February 11, 2009 3:05 PM
Ok, I guessing he's a little out of his mind too. Hmmm...I never thought of stalking anyone but I may just have to start stalking him. He's so hot in a weird way!
9. jrz - February 11, 2009 3:05 PM
shiney shine shine!!
10. mildlyrepulsed - February 11, 2009 3:12 PM
EEEWWW look at his hair in the picture! ugh his stalker probaly smelled his hair during their dinner together and that's why she never came back
11. mildlyrepulsed - February 11, 2009 3:12 PM
EEEWWW look at his hair in the picture! ugh his stalker probaly smelled his hair during their dinner together and that's why she never came back
12. RichPort's Ghost - February 11, 2009 3:14 PM
Funny, last time I tried this with a stalker, she just ripped my pants off...
13. tetedurouge - February 11, 2009 3:21 PM
Grease ball hair or not I would totally fuck him. I can't believe he is only 22...
14. Guy - February 11, 2009 3:21 PM
Why did Rob kill?
15. Mr. Jones - February 11, 2009 3:33 PM
The kid tells a charming story, but what the hell is he thinking? Now every freak is going to stalk him, thinking that he will come out and have dinner with them. Why would a celebrity invite this sort of thing?
16. Heh heh - February 11, 2009 3:52 PM
Maybe he should stop talking and just take his clothes off. That wouldn't be boring.
17. Erica - February 11, 2009 4:01 PM
@ #16. I couldn't agree more.
18. Ummm...yeah... - February 11, 2009 4:06 PM
God, someone stake this bitch.
19. mm - February 11, 2009 4:06 PM
Poor kid, he sounds very socially unsound... I wonder if he went to one of those art high schools where everyone is into drama and a complete nerd (how do I know about them? Don't ask...) Anyhoo, those environments can raise up some mighty neurotic folks. He sounds like a real charmer - fame is not going to help his geeky un-washed-ness. Here's top hoping he grows a personality one day. A non-obnoxious one.
20. 10pound - February 11, 2009 4:11 PM
Cool story, loser.
21. Nerdy guys are hot - February 11, 2009 4:17 PM
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So "geeks" and "nerds" who went to drama school aren't charming? Ever heard of Edward Norton or James McAvoy? Sorry, but I'd take a nerd who can discuss cosmology (not to be confused with cosmetology) over an idiotic "cool" guy any day. Boys, stay in school. In high school, it's about looks, but in the real world, it's about what you do and your socio-economic status. Don't let naysayers tell you otherwise.
22. catherine - February 11, 2009 4:18 PM
I would never get bored of robert. someone tell him.
23. good god! - February 11, 2009 4:28 PM
this guy is SMOKING HOT! i agree completely with #16 and #17.
24. Jen - February 11, 2009 4:29 PM
He is disgusting and looks like he bathed in grease.
25. Jrz - February 11, 2009 4:30 PM
James McAvoy and hot in the same sentence without the topic being about the filming of The Last King of Scotland is fundamentally wrong and complete nonsense.
26. Lowlands - February 11, 2009 4:44 PM
Cool guy,this is the way you get rid of stalkers.In his case,make her part of your therapy.No judge needed.
27. John Fisher - February 11, 2009 4:58 PM
You know, I’ve thought about this vampire having to eat/kill problem and I think I have a solution. Instead of killing people and drinking their blood, why can’t vampires just go down on chicks when they have their periods? He does not have to kill her, just drink up. Chicks are usually horny around that time and would love it. Everybody wins and no one gets hurt…and isn’t that really the most important part!?!?!
28. Storm - February 11, 2009 5:02 PM
I have no idea what it is about him that makes him hot, but somehow he is.
29. BLÄÄÄÄ - February 11, 2009 5:07 PM
@27, sooo fu**ing discusting and so wrong!!! Do you have much alonetime in the loony bin???
30. J. - February 11, 2009 5:44 PM
OMG YOU FINALLY POSTED HIM. (old pics but w/e) aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! He's soooooooo fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeee. God I love him. He's an ideal man. The height, the face, the body, everything.
*jawgasms*
31. missywissy - February 11, 2009 5:46 PM
(In British accent) He could bore me anytime... if you know what I mean.... Say no more, say NO MORE! nudge nudge wink wink. A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind bat! I wonder if he likes taking pictures, nudge nudge...
32. elezar - February 11, 2009 5:57 PM
I like him more in the Edward mode. (Pale skin, golden eyes). He might be slightly weird looking, yeah, but perfect at the same time, you know?
#30 don't forget the chin and the hands! ;D I don't know why, but those eyes don't suit him(?).
33. me - February 11, 2009 6:08 PM
Anyone posting after me stalks Robert Pattinson's penis
34. duh - February 11, 2009 6:12 PM
me!
35. authorego - February 11, 2009 6:12 PM
RPLTC. true story. Nice suit though.
36. IRGuest - February 11, 2009 7:15 PM
It's like diamonds. It's beautiful!
*kills self*
37. Just Me - February 11, 2009 7:30 PM
#33 that makes my day. I totally do!
38. kate - February 11, 2009 8:07 PM
Someone saw his profile with some photos on ****sugarmingle. c om*** , where celebrities and singles hook up. He feels lonely, and wants to find a matural lady, doesn't he?
39. d-to-the-i-to-the-double-t to-the-o - February 11, 2009 8:13 PM
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40. gigi - February 11, 2009 10:13 PM
@27 lmao wtf thats so gross
i dont think hes that hott. they could put any semi-attractive dude in the role of edward in twilight and he would suddenly become a stud muffin
41. Gene Simmons - February 11, 2009 10:43 PM
Nice unibrow.
42. elisa faye - February 11, 2009 11:08 PM
hell, ide listen to his boreing talk for hours,,,i like him all messy and greasy looking,,,,,he really looks like james dean reincarnated,,robert pattinson,your a sex bomb
43. sid - February 11, 2009 11:11 PM
#30 -"He's an ideal man. The height, the face, the body, everything. "
you havent seen all of him....so i woulnt be quick to say "the body" cuz well....things can shock a girl, in bad ways
44. Ah, Rob - February 12, 2009 12:19 AM
I have a theory that he is intentionally action kind of gross and weird. My sister loves him, so I saw a few of his interviews with her while home from college. On Leno, he went into detail about his poor hygiene and terrible car. On another program, they took him out to meet fans and he seemed very freaked out.
It's a flawed, but sort of logical idea. All these crazy fangirls are fawning over him, so he figures "well, I'll just be disgusting and they won't like me anymore." Unfortunately, this works like antibiotic soap. It gets rid of the relatively harmless pests, but the hardcore, scary pests stick around and make your life hell.
45. everybody wants a lover like that! - February 12, 2009 12:20 AM
sex bomb indeed
46. shez - February 12, 2009 5:42 AM
oh man. If there wasn't a friggen blizzard in London I'd be on the next plane and hanging outside his house . blue eyes, gold eyes, dirty, greasy, skinny, white; whatever - he's HOT!
47. lawrenec - February 12, 2009 5:57 AM
Robert is a handsome boy. His profile is still available at Richromances.com, a site for millionaires, professionals and beautiful people. Is he still looking?
48. gm - February 12, 2009 7:12 AM
I hope he survives all this sudden fame! I totally agree tha he is freaking out! But he has a lot of personality and the things he says about himsefl make him even more interesting! and he is totally hot!!!! he doesn't sound 22 at all!!!! i'm on my 30's i would not say NO to him!
49. Eric - February 12, 2009 8:39 AM
Dude is bloody brilliant.
50. pony express - February 12, 2009 9:13 AM
OH GOD HE IS YUMMY
51. Ash - February 12, 2009 9:15 AM
Pretty sure that girl stole my idea haha! Lucky Ducky!
52. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - February 12, 2009 11:54 AM
I know this boy,, I was a teacher at his school, he is a lovely lad. Well done Robert.
53. Mr. Stratford - February 12, 2009 11:57 AM
That's pretty funny. I'd probably go gay for that guy. I mean, if I had to make a choice, say between an ugly chick and him, I would probably do him.
54. Valerie - February 12, 2009 12:37 PM
I'd ball gag him and fuck him.
55. Suze - February 12, 2009 3:00 PM
Robert Pattinson, you are a sex god! Everything about you invites me in. Your hair, your eyes, your nose, your mouth, your arms, your hands, your legs, your happy trail, your rotten sneakers, your beautiful eyebrows, your ears, your making fun of yourself, your laugh, your acting skills, your voice, your background, your craziness, your guitar playing, your piano playing, your manners, your politeness, your humor, and the irresistible sexuality that pours off you like a spider's web. I LOVE YOU, ROBERT PATTINSON!
56. Suze - February 12, 2009 3:00 PM
Robert Pattinson, you are a sex god! Everything about you invites me in. Your hair, your eyes, your nose, your mouth, your arms, your hands, your legs, your happy trail, your rotten sneakers, your beautiful eyebrows, your ears, your making fun of yourself, your laugh, your acting skills, your voice, your background, your craziness, your guitar playing, your piano playing, your manners, your politeness, your humor, and the irresistible sexuality that pours off you like a spider's web. I LOVE YOU, ROBERT PATTINSON!
57. nycdatingsite - February 12, 2009 4:09 PM
That's pretty funny. It is rather lonely on film sets when you travel all the time and in a new country. Maybe the girl didn't speak English but it is funny that he said he was annoying an obnoxious. Maybe he could have had her fetch him food and buy him stuff.
58. Chelle - February 12, 2009 4:35 PM
I think he's a cute (very young) guy, too. He apparently has a great agent who knows how to field the right scripts for him -- he's probably set for life with all this dumb-sh*t "Twilight" garbage.
I thought the story about the stalker was funny. I like the self-deprecating humor.
59. Robert Pattinson Fan - February 12, 2009 7:34 PM
He is so gorgeous! He's the only guy in the planet who can go with that kind of hair!!!
60. J - February 14, 2009 5:42 AM
He is so gorgeous, Im sure I wouldn't get bored of him lol
61. JennyM - February 16, 2009 5:38 PM
Sweeny Todd just called, He really wants his look back!!!!
Still jonesin' over Johnny Depp, no time for this boy.
LOL
62. Anthony - February 17, 2009 4:42 AM
That dork. That wasn't a stalker your bored away that as an agent undercover. Freaking moron,
63. nutss - February 17, 2009 9:12 PM
sweet eyebrows bro
64. brian slade - February 22, 2009 12:06 PM
he was lonely and bored so he decided to toy with the stalker's emotions by tease frakking her mind and shoving his problems on her? That sounds so romantic
65. Hedelex - February 25, 2009 6:55 PM
Hahaha, that's funny!!!
If my limelight invited me to dinner and "charged" me with his issues... wathever!!! I don't think she got bored, maybe sued X-D
However... Pattinson is not that great. Handsome but normal I guess. Average teenagers idol.
66. Debi - February 26, 2009 3:05 PM
Yes, that story of the stalker was quite funny. He's attractive in every way in my eyes. The fact that he has imperfections makes me like him even more. But now, so very sadly, he has been stripped of London and has gone gallavanting the overseas. This always happens... you Americans seem to hunt down British men and they never get the impessions that their British 'ways' and 'accent' are what American women worship.
67. Debi - February 26, 2009 3:05 PM
Yes, that story of the stalker was quite funny. He's attractive in every way in my eyes. The fact that he has imperfections makes me like him even more. But now, so very sadly, he has been stripped of London and has gone gallavanting the overseas. This always happens... you Americans seem to hunt down British men and they never get the impessions that their British 'ways' and 'accent' are what American women worship.
68. kristen stewart - February 26, 2009 7:11 PM
oh my good is is............ o is amazing oh my good is maind and maind the time girls out jaja good bye
I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON FOREVER NEVER
69. kaitlyn - February 28, 2009 9:02 PM
Robert pattinson is a freaking godd,get over yourself people and stop saying he is hirrible and all that crapp,he is freaking awesomee,he is not boringgg.he is an amazing person.
THATS THE TRUTH !
thanksss : )
70. MRZ PATTZ - April 1, 2009 10:45 PM
well i dout' hes that boring maybe she just didnt know how to talk to him i mean first why would you stalk him and second if he asks you out do some-thing fun so you dont have to talk much, if your not really a talker. Rob is frekin hot a no-dout' i would probly studder if i meet him but hes just a normal guy (hot and sexy) at that but still. Talk ladies dont scream, and oh my god dont stalk the poor dude.
LOVE YOU PATTZ
71. bob - September 7, 2009 8:19 PM
I think he told her some scary things like 'don't stalk me anymore or i'll sue' or something about kicking her ass. or he brought her to talk to her about it,and scared her,or told her to get lost after the chat. because there is no way any femal in the right mind is going to be bored by him.
72. bob - September 7, 2009 8:19 PM
I think he told her some scary things like 'don't stalk me anymore or i'll sue' or something about kicking her ass. or he brought her to talk to her about it,and scared her,or told her to get lost after the chat. because there is no way any femal in the right mind is going to be bored by him.