Feb 20 2009Paris Hilton must've had a recital

Paris Hilton made a conscious decision to go out clubbing last night dressed like a ballerina. I don't know about you, but when I think about beauty, balance and poise, I think about Paris Hilton. At least until I see a picture of her not even walking straight thanks to a flare-up. Then I think about crying and maybe using condoms in the future. - - Ha ha ha, kidding. I just cry.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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1. Rihanna - February 20, 2009 2:51 PM

First you busted-face cunts

2. Candy O - February 20, 2009 2:52 PM

Amy Winehouse Dances Under the Stars For Us: Rejoice!

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3. Chris Brown - February 20, 2009 2:53 PM

#1 - did I say you could talk? Did I? DID I? Imma go Canadian seal on your face, bitch.

4. Jayger - February 20, 2009 2:54 PM

What a life.... when all you have to do is shop, party and fuck anything that moves.

5. *sob* Candy O *sob* *sob* - February 20, 2009 2:54 PM

I spent all that time on this composition and the stars didn't post right. I really wanna cry I try so hard

6. SnAp - February 20, 2009 2:57 PM

Don't you ever think her life's theme song is "Beautiful Dirty Rich" by Lady GaGa?

Er, minus the whole "Beautiful" part?

7. Brooke - February 20, 2009 2:57 PM

Sweet lip injections.

8. FRIST!!! - February 20, 2009 3:00 PM

Is it me or is she just NOT aging well??

9. buttface - February 20, 2009 3:05 PM

She's almost TOO beautiful.

10. Dude Love - February 20, 2009 3:05 PM

She has some nasty looking legs and feet. Are you sure Paris isn't a tranny?

11. Kelley - February 20, 2009 3:06 PM

Oh my, one of the first unflattering pictures I've seen of Paris Hilton ... Big Bird with skin instead of feathers !! Big Bird is cuter ! :)

12. iSay - February 20, 2009 3:07 PM

Anus lips.

13. hmna - February 20, 2009 3:09 PM

@2: The first time I saw your Amy Winehouse portrait, I thought it was Howard Stern. No hate, just saying.

14. BigJim - February 20, 2009 3:11 PM

When I first read this I thought it said she must have had a "rectal."

Then I realized that's old news.

15. Dr Kevorkian - February 20, 2009 3:12 PM

Jeebus - Look at her face! It looks like she had a stroke! Of course, with her, how would you ever know if her speech or cognitive abilities were impaired...

16. Randal - February 20, 2009 3:12 PM

Damn, Paris is so adorable in that dress! There's just so much style in this girl that it's no wonder she donates so many clothes to great charities. You just never see her in the same outfit twice. Always a style leader.

Randal

17. TetterkeT - February 20, 2009 3:14 PM

I can't tell what's more disturbing: Paris Hilton in her outfit or the goddamned bloody seal ad that makes me throw up every time I'm trying to read an article.

18. Deacon Jones - February 20, 2009 3:18 PM

Hmm. She looks like the trannies I beat to sometimes.

19. Grandpa - February 20, 2009 3:24 PM

I think @16 is really Paris Hilton!!

20. Jayger - February 20, 2009 3:24 PM

you're right FRIST, she's not aging well... she'll have those sagging Phyllis Diller jowls before you know it

21. Mr Hobbes - February 20, 2009 3:24 PM

I want to see the bloody seal thing. It doesn't come up on my computer.

22. Guy - February 20, 2009 3:24 PM

She's starting to look old, poor Paris...

23. hollywood_hillbilly - February 20, 2009 3:25 PM

That's what I was thinking FRIST!!!, a harbinger of cosmetic surgery to come.

24. Terrence Howard - February 20, 2009 3:27 PM

It would be funny if a large black man knocked her out with a right hook and sodomized her until her anus looked like ground beef. She would wake up shitting out burger patties

25. FRIST!!! - February 20, 2009 3:30 PM

Well, we've seen how well plastic surgery has worked for her so far..HA!!
(wonk eye, hook nose, asslips)

26. p0nk - February 20, 2009 3:33 PM

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

27. p0nk - February 20, 2009 3:48 PM

Anybody remember Gumby's horse, Pokey?

28. sin - February 20, 2009 3:49 PM

Damn. She is looking more and more like a tranny every day.

29. Ew - February 20, 2009 3:49 PM

God, she gets more and more hideous every day. She looks like a dying praying mantis.

30. Mikey - February 20, 2009 3:51 PM

Well, since she never wears the same outfit twice, we won't have to worry about seeing her in it ever again!

31. mailman - February 20, 2009 3:55 PM

god she looks like a tramp baked in a marinade of whore, sprinkled with freshly grated herps

32. FRIST!!! - February 20, 2009 4:01 PM

Does Fish have a worse hangover than me? What's with the slow-coming stories??

33. CandyO - February 20, 2009 4:07 PM

2. Candy O -

I am f-ing pissed that this asshole keeps stealing my name.

CANDYO is leaving this stupid website.

Any other CANDYO's who posts is that asshole.

34. Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra Conductor - February 20, 2009 4:18 PM

Dear CandyO, we would love to dedicate this lulabye to you it's called: Watch your Ass from the door on your way out in C Sharp, by Hukuld Ghivafuk.

35. Fati - February 20, 2009 4:18 PM

She is so sad. Eventually she'll die of drug overdose because nobody will be able to look at her without vomiting and she won't be allowed to go outside her house. Sad, sad story.

36. M - February 20, 2009 4:19 PM

webbed feet!? Paris Hilton is a DUCK. and not a cute one.

37. Skinny Bitch - February 20, 2009 4:20 PM

:::::::: Paris will always be SKINNY, always :::::::: www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

38. Exterminator - February 20, 2009 4:25 PM

Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

39. fo'sXgirl - February 20, 2009 4:26 PM

i love how in the 6th picture theres a "public parking" sign pointing right at her whore face. What the fuck is wrong with it? She looks fucking gross!!

40. lisatlantic - February 20, 2009 4:39 PM

What in the hell is wrong with her face? Paris was never gorgeous but she was at least moderately attractive... now she looks like a 40 year old cokehead.

41. lola - February 20, 2009 4:49 PM

Everytime I see that retarded picture I start laughing! Paris is getting old folks

42. ishi-san - February 20, 2009 4:58 PM

what happened to her face???? did she recently have some new operations??

43. g_girl - February 20, 2009 5:03 PM

OMG, look at her face in the 2nd pic!! HAHAHAHA!!!! nasty.

44. farty mcshitface - February 20, 2009 5:20 PM

she was always fugly but man, she is looking REALLY old. if she had any muscle on that bony frame, she'd look like the crypt keeper / madonna.

45. havoc - February 20, 2009 5:43 PM

LOL....she's wasted.

Kinda like the seal....

46. Jesssss - February 20, 2009 6:03 PM

oh my god that fucking bloody seal. What the fuck.

47. boo - February 20, 2009 6:09 PM

Does this woman, who lives to shop, not own ONE outfit that is classy or attractive? I don't understand clothing designers that give her free stuff. Is she really the person you want associated with your line?

48. sarah - February 20, 2009 6:13 PM

hahahahaha @Jesssss - I was thinking the same thing!

Way to spoil my appetite for Carpaccio tonight...

RANDAL! Glad to have you back, man. I thought you may have had an accident, you know, following Paris around and laying in puddles for her while she stabbed stilettos into your back to walk across. Something tells me you might actually enjoy that.

49. Good Witch - February 20, 2009 6:28 PM

Her face and body appear to be melting!

50. Jamie's Uterus - February 20, 2009 6:48 PM

Why can't this twat go out with Chris Brown next? Maybe he'll beat the shit out of her! We can only dream...........

51. a reader - February 20, 2009 6:51 PM

Soon they will post her pic instead of the seal in the add

52. Sam - February 20, 2009 7:05 PM

Her knees scare the hell out of me.

53. Jay - February 20, 2009 7:16 PM

Did he say recital or rectal? From the look on her face I'm not sure.

54. Jay - February 20, 2009 7:33 PM

Did he say recital or rectal? From the look on her face I'm not sure.

55. what happened? - February 20, 2009 7:37 PM

Seriously! What happened to her FACE??? Her lips are weird-looking and she definitely looks like a 40 year old mother. Plastic surgeries have reversed effect on her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

56. UglyStix - February 20, 2009 7:42 PM

The second pic make me convulse with terrorfied laughter. Scary and horribly funny in a sad way. What a waste of space.

She's as smart as a bag of hammers. (not - but gets nailed often)

57. Yo Mama - February 20, 2009 7:43 PM

kinda looks like her face is melting off.

58. sushi - February 20, 2009 7:53 PM

This bitch is so fucking ugly and getting even more fuckpigish by the day. I hope this means we will never have to hear from this twat again.

59. sushi - February 20, 2009 7:53 PM

This bitch is so fucking ugly and getting even more fuckpigish by the day. I hope this means we will never have to hear from this twat again.

60. sushi - February 20, 2009 7:53 PM

This bitch is so fucking ugly and getting even more fuckpigish by the day. I hope this means we will never have to hear from this twat again.

61. Bunny - February 20, 2009 8:29 PM

bitch is looking haaaaaaggard...makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in my no-no place to know that I will end up looking younger than this bitch for the rest of my life and I didn't even have to pay for a single face-melting, butter-lip surgery. In your face idle rich!

62. miss madeline - February 20, 2009 9:07 PM

for christs sake...she's a grown woman parading around in little girl's outfits pouting at nothing. she is such a joke. to have more money than god and look like shit at 28 is ridiculous. seriously.

you'd think she would have picked up some class prancing around with other rich people for the better part of 3 decades. but it's paris hilton so..i mean, what the fuck do i want?

63. lucy - February 20, 2009 9:16 PM

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64. jenna - February 20, 2009 9:39 PM

She looks like a Drag Queen.

65. Gigi - February 20, 2009 11:01 PM

God she is hideous!

66. Gigi - February 20, 2009 11:08 PM

she used to wear some really cute clothes when she was younger but now she has NO sense of style whatsoever! Oh...and she should stop injecting her lips...she looks ridiculous!

67. BRANDON M. WITTE - February 21, 2009 12:31 AM