Here's a crazy orange Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. These pics are actually pretty sweet because I've always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a rubber band then fed it nothing but blow and Vitamin Water for a month.
Thanks, Paris!
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Reader Comments
1. RichPort's Anal Bead - February 4, 2009 1:33 PM
Yo go Paris!
2. VanillaFace - February 4, 2009 1:38 PM
Why won't she die already?
3. MN State Fair - February 4, 2009 1:38 PM
Featured this year: STDs on a stick!
4. Jrz - February 4, 2009 1:39 PM
Big head
Little body
Shoot it.
5. VanillaFace - February 4, 2009 1:41 PM
@3 wasn't that the name of her debut grainy, nightvision video?
6. FRIST!!! - February 4, 2009 1:43 PM
All that fucking woman does is shop!! She has no real job, just shop, shop, shop every fucking day!!!!!!!! That pisses me off!!!
I'd tell her off too if I weren't unemployed and heading out to the mall right now..
Bitch.
7. Yuck - February 4, 2009 1:45 PM
Man, she looks like a skeleton with no boobs.
8. ishi-san - February 4, 2009 1:47 PM
Damn! Those glasses are ridiculously ugly!!!
9. Jeezy - February 4, 2009 1:49 PM
DO NOT WANT!
10. boo - February 4, 2009 1:51 PM
I wonder if shopping is still fun if that is all you ever do.
11. Ted Kennedy's Tumor - February 4, 2009 1:55 PM
She does have a nice ass though. Not perfect. Just nice. These photos look a little off anyway. Stupid photographer didn't white balance his DSLR.
On a side note, how many more tax cheats is Obama going to try and put in his cabinet? Change you can believe in...HA HA HA! Yes we can...LOL
12. Minty - February 4, 2009 1:55 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP WRITING ABOUT HER PLEASE!!!
13. kels - February 4, 2009 1:55 PM
why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it...this skank is nasty...fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body...honey, as much as as you try it's not cute...
14. kels - February 4, 2009 1:55 PM
why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it...this skank is nasty...fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body...honey, as much as as you try it's not cute...
15. Lisa Simpson - February 4, 2009 1:56 PM
I want to make fun of this so bad... but she obviously isn't getting the hint that everything she does is ... hideous.
16. blahgirls - February 4, 2009 2:00 PM
omg we've always wundered what a blonde oompa loompa looks like! thx
17. RichPort's Goiter - February 4, 2009 2:01 PM
Paris is very classy, I think she's a joy and should be looked up to, just like Biraq Obomma.
Year of our Lord - 2 weeks A.O. (After Obomma)
18. Shep - February 4, 2009 2:16 PM
Man how come there isn't enough Paris Hilton posts on here? There needs to be more damnit!
19. hmmm - February 4, 2009 2:24 PM
man
20. Rush Limbaugh - February 4, 2009 2:24 PM
#17, stop it, that's blasphemy. Everybody knows GWB was Jesus Christ returning to Earth...to refight the Crusades. Went really well, too, didn't it?
21. foghat - February 4, 2009 2:25 PM
She looks like she was created by Jim Henson
22. mink - February 4, 2009 2:27 PM
her body looks soo good though, and her knees are well under wraps. she's pretty pretty
23. Doc - February 4, 2009 2:31 PM
If Paris continues to be underweight then when she gets older she will just look like a frail underweight lady.
24. Bonnie - February 4, 2009 2:45 PM
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SHE HAS LINEBACKER SHOULDERS?
OMG - SHE DOES NOT NEED TO GO SLEEVELESS. Y U C K
25. Clyde - February 4, 2009 2:52 PM
#24 - no, but YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE SHOUTING ABOUT IT.
26. joanna - February 4, 2009 3:00 PM
wow, she looks like she could break in half
27. STINK - February 4, 2009 3:05 PM
$5 to the first poster who beheads her and rams a stake through her heart.
28. gotmilk? - February 4, 2009 3:08 PM
8, JUST her glasses are ugly? what about her canoe feet, man hands, orange skin, bird nose? should i keep going?
29. Fati - February 4, 2009 3:09 PM
she is disgustingly thin. i don't understand what's attractive about that look. go eat a big sandwich, bitch!!!
30. 10pound - February 4, 2009 3:09 PM
Yuck. She looks like a shit I took this morning.
31. silencio - February 4, 2009 3:10 PM
Check me out!
32. silencio - February 4, 2009 3:11 PM
http://craigslistjoke.blogspot.com/
33. joanna - February 4, 2009 3:12 PM
1 more thing, she's got really horrible, just HORRIBLE taste. looking at her is pain.
34. JPRichardson - February 4, 2009 3:13 PM
Her shirt should read "Anorexic is stupid".
35. ~*Adrienne*~ - February 4, 2009 3:31 PM
#13 #14 your fucking weird. white women age fine wrinkles arent a bad asset to everyone's life. You either love them or hate them, i dont think when your old your going to be worrying about your wrinkles as much as health problems dumbass. racism is old and boring so just get a little more intelligent with your comments and comebacks mkay?
36. RichPort's Ghost - February 4, 2009 3:44 PM
Apparently love is anoxeric and herpes ridden as well...
#27 - Throw in airline tickets and Rush Limbaugh mask and you gotcha self a deal.
37. madeline - February 4, 2009 3:44 PM
#35 - WORD.
38. Italian Stallion - February 4, 2009 3:57 PM
Little boys shouldn't carry purses, it's just weird.......
39. el ces - February 4, 2009 4:32 PM
She looks good.
And smiley.
40. Conky - February 4, 2009 4:46 PM
I thought we had London talked into taking this whore off our hands.
Goddamned indian givers.
Thanks
41. Duke Steele - February 4, 2009 5:45 PM
Love is Blond... and infested with herpes.
42. ann - February 4, 2009 6:00 PM
She is so pathetic!
43. lola - February 4, 2009 6:01 PM
Those are not linebacker shoulders. The rest of her is like a sickly stick. Still better than being overweight
44. mike - February 4, 2009 6:57 PM
nooo.........i'd rather her be a bit chubby than unhealthily skinny
45. sushi - February 4, 2009 7:20 PM
She's so fucking fugly.
46. sushi - February 4, 2009 7:21 PM
She's so fucking fugly.
47. Megan - February 4, 2009 7:49 PM
Apparently these idiot "celebrities" don't understand that huge fucking eyeglasses don't hide your nose. They hide your EYES. Get it? Yeah, the name is a bit cryptic, I know, but you'll get it one day... one day.
48. kate - February 4, 2009 8:12 PM
She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!
49. Lu - February 4, 2009 9:03 PM
# 23. Wow, what a great conclusion...
50. gerard Vandenberg - February 4, 2009 10:01 PM
She knows the color of(chin) PIMPLES, all right.
AMERICANS ARE HEALTHY EATERS, folks?
51. ..... - February 4, 2009 10:02 PM
ummmm she looks really good. i think all of you are fat. shes a skinny white girl. why would she wana be a fatty?
52. Europe - February 4, 2009 10:05 PM
'These pics are actually pretty sweet because I've always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a rubber band then fed it nothing but blow and Vitamin Water for a month.'
hahahahahahahahaha
53. Borat - February 4, 2009 10:31 PM
Beverly Hills village prostitute look like the AIDS is in bloom.
Hopefully death is soon and bring much relief.
54. Paris is a NewsBoy - February 4, 2009 10:40 PM
It could be worse, at least she's not wearing another T-shirt with her own picture on it.
55. Slim - February 4, 2009 10:44 PM
When is someone going to kill this worthless cunt?
56. WHATEVER - February 4, 2009 11:58 PM
You are all just jealous of her life, and that is why you (we) bash on her all the time, shit I wish I was grotesquely rich and famous for not having to do a single days work and shop all I wanted when ever, go on trips get paid for absolutely NOTHING like stand around and look "pretty" but hey it really isn't her fault she got that life, given she is or acts stupid, is a wild whore, and craves paps all the time, not so attractive at sometimes, shes just clueless on how we the regular folk live and gave to deal with but again, not her fault.
Our (my) only comfort is, that if she looks particularly pretty at times its only because she has hair dressers and designers up the ass to MAKE HER UP to look like that, and that shes not naturally gorgeous, her reps for shit, not one single person in this planet takes her seriously, shes a world-wide known slut, and i at least can go out peacefully where ever I want, unlike her (them) that have to watch their back,, every single second of each and everyday and be horrified of being caught doing, looking, blowing, falling, cheating, dressing, etc and have everyone critique your EVERY SINGLE MOVE, must get so sick and tiring, but then again hey, you want the fame, that's the least you can put up with for having shit loads of money for just being famous .
In conclusion like one plastic surgeon once said "There isn't ugly people in the world, just poor ones" hes right but shes still rich and shes still UGLY
57. scorpioficial - February 4, 2009 11:59 PM
She looks like she lost a ton of weight! I don't remember her being this skinny! Eeek!
58. OMG! - February 5, 2009 12:42 AM
OK .. the bi-ach looks 40! And damn can someone throw her a sandwich?
59. greenmeatattack - February 5, 2009 12:55 AM
She looks yellow.
60. greenmeatattack - February 5, 2009 12:55 AM
She looks yellow.
61. Queefer Bukakke - February 5, 2009 1:08 AM
She looks like Jack Skellington smeared with excrement.
62. J. - February 5, 2009 1:19 AM
Eat for fuck's sake!!!!
63. TC - February 5, 2009 2:07 AM
Unfuckably skinny.
64. cuminyermom - February 5, 2009 4:46 AM
This slut is fugly as hell. Maybe if we are lucky she will get run over by a freight train.
She was good looking in her porn. Now she has short dike hair and she looks like crack whore. I thought women were supposed to go to hell after marriage not before.
I guess the rules change when you are guizillionaire and drive a pink bentley.
Die of an std already
65. cuminyermom - February 5, 2009 4:51 AM
And to the slut who said we are just jealous of paris.
Yea, we are jealous she doesn't have to work for a living like the rest of us poor slobs.
We don't get to drive in free pink bentley and show up to a club and make bank.
Other than that not much to be jealous about this washed up std souless 50 going on 30 whore.
66. cuminyermom - February 5, 2009 4:51 AM
And to the slut who said we are just jealous of paris.
Yea, we are jealous she doesn't have to work for a living like the rest of us poor slobs.
We don't get to drive in free pink bentley and show up to a club and make bank.
Other than that not much to be jealous about this washed up std souless 50 going on 30 whore.
67. Wot happened?! - February 5, 2009 12:07 PM
She looks like a bobble head.
68. kat420 - February 5, 2009 1:33 PM
Dang, somebody feed her!!!!!!
69. Mama Pinkus - February 5, 2009 3:36 PM
she looks like one of those walking stick insects
70. ashley - February 5, 2009 9:36 PM
she's such an ugly stick.
71. Bessy - February 5, 2009 10:46 PM
In conclusion, we are all jealous of this canoe-footed, std infested, yellow-skinned little boy.
I dream about morphing into her