Feb 17 2009Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian's awkward reunion
Because God is a hilarious bastard, former BFFs Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were seated next to each other at a Fashion Week runway yesterday in New York.
KIM: Hey.
PARIS: Hey.
KIM: So, those sex tapes really worked.
PARIS: Yep.
KIM: What do you think would happen if we made new ones?
PARIS: .... I'll get my coat.

Reader Comments
1. Ceci - February 17, 2009 4:15 PM
Why the HELLS are TweedleDee and TweedleDumber wearing sunnies in a dark tent.
2. Riley - February 17, 2009 4:19 PM
Kim looks fucking ugly. So does paris.
3. Riley - February 17, 2009 4:19 PM
Kim looks fucking ugly. So does paris.
4. Jennyjenjen - February 17, 2009 4:22 PM
@1 They wear the sunglasses so no one can read the discomfort in their eyes, it's easier to pretend that they aren't total outcasts that way.
5. Sauron - February 17, 2009 4:22 PM
It looks like they're having funtime?
6. dmmd - February 17, 2009 4:25 PM
wow - kim looks the best i've seen her in a while
7. jhg - February 17, 2009 4:25 PM
lol
8. jmac24 - February 17, 2009 4:26 PM
They are wearing sunglasses indoor for the same reason Joaquin Phoenix does. They are high. With good reason two. One has herpes and the other has a tore up vag from Ray Gay. Both pry have aids.
9. Jackson - February 17, 2009 4:26 PM
Thanks for not showing Kim's huge fat ass and hips on her short fat body. Her face looks weird like she did some work on it.
10. Jackson - February 17, 2009 4:26 PM
Thanks for not showing Kim's huge fat ass and hips on her short fat body. Her face looks weird like she did some work on it.
11. Ali Knievel - February 17, 2009 4:28 PM
Kim looks a billion times hotter here than I've ever seen her. You know if she weren't famous for some dude peeing on her in a sex tape and having a big sloppy cartoon that isn't sexy no matter how they try to force it on us she'd be all right. Either way she looks way hotter than the Nazi Bird sisters.
12. Penis Hilton - February 17, 2009 4:28 PM
Paris's cat is covered in sores and Kim's looks like roast beef.
13. Lowlands - February 17, 2009 4:33 PM
This wasn't coincidence.Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters sent a personal request to sit next to eachother,glad they were to meet again.Especially Nicky wanted to be close to Kim Kardashian.
14. lisa - February 17, 2009 4:35 PM
shes so pretty!!
15. Kim K. - February 17, 2009 4:37 PM
Damn, this is awkward! Quick, somebody get me my n i g g e r !!!
16. Danklin24 - February 17, 2009 4:38 PM
WTF happened to Kim?? Jesus she used to be fucking hot.
17. Randal - February 17, 2009 4:38 PM
How difficult would it to be sitting between those two beautiful women. Take the one on the right or the one on the left? Perhaps take them both out for dinner, drinks and great conversation?
Gorgeous as always you two!
Randal
18. Rachel - February 17, 2009 4:40 PM
Wow, Kim really looks classy here! You could easily imagine her in a window in Amsterdam.
19. jmac24 - February 17, 2009 4:40 PM
Danklin24
Aids from Ray Jay is what happened.
20. jayjay - February 17, 2009 4:40 PM
Kim is beautiful!!!!! She looks so glamorous!
21. nipolian - February 17, 2009 4:41 PM
If you look closely....you can see that the ugly women behind Nikki in the 2nd pic is giving the guy in the hat a hand job.........In the 6th pic, she is clearly done and wiping off her hands.
22. b - February 17, 2009 4:42 PM
That's what happens when your fucking a dirty ape. She is a disgusting skank and deserves to die.
23. jmac24 - February 17, 2009 4:42 PM
"Randal - February 17, 2009 4:38 PM
How difficult would it to be sitting between those two beautiful women. Take the one on the right or the one on the left? Perhaps take them both out for dinner, drinks and great conversation?
Gorgeous as always you two!
Randal"
Wouldn't be difficult at all. Paris Hilton has herpes so... be my guest. You can have her.
24. lux - February 17, 2009 4:44 PM
Those two.... So sad!
25. lux - February 17, 2009 4:44 PM
Those two.... So sad!
26. Riley - February 17, 2009 4:45 PM
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
27. Riley - February 17, 2009 4:45 PM
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
28. Riley - February 17, 2009 4:45 PM
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
29. Darth - February 17, 2009 4:47 PM
Nicky is probably playing Pac-Man on Kim's cellphone.
30. Cindy - February 17, 2009 4:48 PM
did you REALLY just call God that word?????????????????????????????
omg UR THE BASTARD.....
31. KK - February 17, 2009 4:53 PM
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
AND YES, THEY SHOULD MAKE NEW TAPES. THAT'S ALL THEY ARE BOTH GOOD FOR.
#28..YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE ALWAYS WEARS SO MUCH MAKEUP. TALENTLESS AND FAKE...
32. Nananana ne - February 17, 2009 5:00 PM
Kim is so pale, look at her without the tanner, she white as hell
33. AJ - February 17, 2009 5:09 PM
She looks like she got botox. Her bodyguard is ugly.
34. Your_a_snooty_booty - February 17, 2009 5:12 PM
Call me a disney nerd but kim reminds me of the human version of ersula
35. Ugh - February 17, 2009 5:13 PM
Man, it must have really stunk around there.
36. Deacon Jones - February 17, 2009 5:14 PM
Wow, is Kim going for the Geisha look?
She mustve needed a paint scraper and polyurethane to get that mask off.
I wonder how many cocks have slid into these two sluts.
Hey Reggie, if you're reading this, Kim will dump you when the Saints cut you this offseason. Do yourself a favor and ditch her ass first.
37. Joline - February 17, 2009 5:21 PM
New York Times reported that Hilton's profiles were found on the famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. It is amazing!
38. David - February 17, 2009 5:29 PM
34. Your_a_snooty_booty - February 17, 2009 5:12 PM
Call me a disney nerd but kim reminds me of the human version of ersula
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE URSULA! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT KIM WEARING WHITE! MAYBE BLACK JUST REMIND HER OF SISSY REGGIE SMELLY DICK!
39. David - February 17, 2009 5:36 PM
AND WHY IS THERE ALWAYS WHITE STUFF ON THE CORNER OF REGGIE'S MOUTH! IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED SPIT !
40. JJ Daddy-O - February 17, 2009 5:36 PM
Nice $1000 makeup job on Kim.
41. Parker - February 17, 2009 5:44 PM
They're not sitting next to each other. There's some douchebag in between them who's got to be with Paris cause she's wearing identical sunglasses and leaning against Paris to prove she's a loyal lapdog.
42. Parker Lives Under a Rock. - February 17, 2009 5:53 PM
@41... Seriously Parker? You are not fit to visit this site.
43. p0nk - February 17, 2009 6:02 PM
Parker, since you're incapable of reading photo captions, maybe you should just go back to copy and pasting your penthouse forum anal sex stories.
44. si to niqabs - February 17, 2009 6:08 PM
Kim is one ugly Mexican .
45. natalie - February 17, 2009 6:11 PM
#44 ... SHES NOT MEXICAN.......SHES ARMENIAN
46. natalie - February 17, 2009 6:11 PM
#44 ... SHES NOT MEXICAN.......SHES ARMENIAN
47. natalie - February 17, 2009 6:11 PM
#44 ... SHES NOT MEXICAN.......SHES ARMENIAN
48. el ces - February 17, 2009 6:20 PM
Mmm mmm, if only they'd make more tapes.
The thought of Paris being groped and licked, and then softly having some thick meat slid into her pink sink is....engorging.
Grr....
49. Courtyardpigeon - February 17, 2009 6:40 PM
Wait, why are these people famous again?
50. the big kahuna - February 17, 2009 6:42 PM
they both look gorgeous.
51. Fati - February 17, 2009 6:42 PM
haha, that's hilarious. kim kardashian looks great.
52. robert - February 17, 2009 6:59 PM
Wow. Kim looks great in these pix, Paris not so much...
53. That's Hhhhalarious - February 17, 2009 7:13 PM
Too funny..
Kim knows she looks great..and appears totally comfortable.
However..
On the other hand..the "other" two (trying so hard to hide expressions behind dark glasses) look so unbearably uncomfortable.
Why even go out and show your ugly face..if that's the case.
The hilton's are so transparent..
Paris..as always is soooo SLEAZY.
Karma's a bitch..ain't it!
54. me - February 17, 2009 7:25 PM
I think it's rude that they're sitting there text messaging while they're supposed to be watching a show. Though, it's hard to tell if the show was in progress at that point or not.
55. TheJoker07 - February 17, 2009 7:27 PM
Kim looking great.
56. me again - February 17, 2009 7:27 PM
Oh and I think that Kim looks great, but too much makeup. She doesn't need that much makeup. In some pictures she doesn't even look like herself.
57. foghat - February 17, 2009 7:32 PM
Kim looks hot. Paris looks like a human sized one of her own herpes wearing a Paris Hilton mask.
www.lowbrowsophisticate.com
58. JOe - February 17, 2009 7:39 PM
Kim is UGLY and plASStic.
59. kate - February 17, 2009 7:50 PM
Ladies all like to join ***sugarmingle. c om***. I really do not know why? Just cuz many celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?
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61. Deacon Jones - February 17, 2009 8:45 PM
@53
WHATS UP KIM !!!
62. She looks Weird.... - February 17, 2009 10:36 PM
She looks hot in the pics of her sitting next to the tweety bird sisters but in the other pictures she doesn't look real. She looks like one of those creepy Japanese robots they have at trade shows, especially in the eyes. That wax dummy of Brit fish put up yesterday has more life in it's eyes than she does.
63. She looks Weird.... - February 17, 2009 11:17 PM
And Reggie Bush does look waaaaay out of place. Not because he's Black either(I'm not the racist superfish troll). He just looks like his girlfriend dressed him in faggy clothes he's not comfortable in and dragged him to some stupid fashion show to sit next to two bitches he knows she secretly hates. He probably wanted to ditch her and find the nearest sports bar down 5th avenue.
He looks as uncomfortable as the Hilton sisters do even in the pics of him standing next to Kim. Maybe she farted.
64. gerard Vandenberg - February 17, 2009 11:40 PM
Only kim allows "EYE-ENTRANCE".(no sunglasses)
THIS IS THE MAIN REASON I LOVE HER, folks!!
(o.k. now, and her tits ofcourse)
65. kthnx - February 18, 2009 3:22 AM
Kim K: Go back to the Middle East!
66. lucy - February 18, 2009 3:30 AM
She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaire Romances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
67. The Gaborg - February 18, 2009 5:50 AM
On a strictly superficial ;) level, I must say Teh Kim looks thoroughy edible on these... certainly more nutritios than both Hiltskanks together. On a steeeeeck.
68. Kim brought her Pet - February 18, 2009 7:12 AM
Very classly of Kim. She bring's a big strong Mandingo to let the girl's see what is going inside of her in the restroom later. What a low life classless whore. Look at the big black imbecile. He looks bored and he should be. Why would this low life skank bring that thing there?
I hate Paris but don't blame her for not wanting to be associated with non whites.
69. francisco - February 18, 2009 7:43 AM
Someone tell Reggie to get to the gym instead of some sucking-ass fashion show!
The man needs to prove us USC fans he's still the greatest RB.
70. simplicity - February 18, 2009 7:52 AM
I had to lol
because whenever this site posts anything about this Kim chick, she obviously posts about how wonderful she is.
Kim, nobody cares, go away
Paris and Nicky belong in places like that... you dont.
who cares that your mom married bruce jenner? yippy
or that you got peed on in some home made porn tape
wow.. go you.
71. Mr. Jones - February 18, 2009 8:29 AM
"Man, it must have really stunk around there"
Like a defrosted cooler after a long camping trip?
72. FACE - February 18, 2009 8:50 AM
#68 is a racist coward and only shames himself with comment like that. Reggie Bush is worthless but it has nothing to do with his blackness. THere is a reason these chicks want black men. I suspect it is the same reason that impotent little white men like the author of comment #68 take time from their lives of insecurity and fear to post such hatred.
Kim is still the hottest chick in Hollywood and I would rim her until it hurt.
73. RichPort's Ghost - February 18, 2009 9:43 AM
That first picture looks like the front row at my grandfather's funeral. What can I say... the geezer had a Cialis and whore fetish...
74. B - February 18, 2009 9:47 AM
THE HILTON'S SISTERS ATTENDING WHAT THEIR ANCESTORS USED TO ATTEND! BEING THERE IS SO NORMAL! BUT WHAT IS NOT 'OK!' IS TO BRING PARIS FAT AZZ MADE WITH THEM? SHOULDN'T KIM BE CLEANING PARIS CLOSET INSTEAD OF BEING THERE? AND WHATS WITH THE BLACK DICK WHO SITTING ON HER RIGHT? REG-GO UR FUTURE IS DOWN UNDER THAT BIG FART AMERICAN TRASH KIM KARD-AZZ-IAN AZZ!
75. Sote - February 18, 2009 10:38 AM
hahah AWKWARD!!
That Paris is such an ugly bitch I cant stand her. Why is she there when she looks so bored and her stupid sister is texting all the time? Kim is the only one paying attention to the show, the other two idiots look bored, they are just there because it would be weird not to be there but they dont seem to be interested in what's going on at all.
I don't like Kim at all but she looks ok, at least better than that ugly paris.
76. Exterminator - February 18, 2009 10:43 AM
Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
77. geoffrey - February 18, 2009 11:20 AM
Kim Kardashian is the LAMEST celebrity alive:
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I'm sorry but PARIS and Nicky are doing the things that are made for her, attending fashion shows, being on the A_-list, they are rich and famous.
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But Kim only used Paris to get famous, she is not innovative at all (porn star)
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PLUS, WTF is she sooooo HEAVILY MADEUP???????
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Kim is extremely ordinary and need a $20000 job on her face to look good
78. e - February 18, 2009 11:26 AM
Kim Kardashian is the LAMEST celebrity alive:
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I'm sorry but PARIS and Nicky are doing the things that are made for her, attending fashion shows, being on the A_-list, they are rich and famous.
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But Kim only used Paris to get famous, she is not innovative at all (porn star)
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PLUS, WTF is she sooooo HEAVILY MADEUP???????
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Kim is extremely ordinary and need a $20000 job on her face to look good
79. Doc - February 18, 2009 12:15 PM
Kim Kardashian would make a great Jenny Craig spokesperson. She can feed off the fat Americans in denial of I'm not really fat; I just need to lose a few extra pounds.
80. DigitalFrameGirl - February 18, 2009 2:15 PM
LOL.. they both have this reality show. I think both shows are scripted.
81. C. - February 18, 2009 2:36 PM
Kim looks like Ursula after she morphs into her young self, sangin' with Ariel's voice. The likeness is uncanny: http://images1.fanpop.com/images/quiz/12177_1213572934828_250_478.jpg.
82. hilen - February 18, 2009 3:16 PM
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile "minilovekiin"on millionaire dating site____C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M____last week. Just curious! looooooooool
83. DQKFLM - February 18, 2009 5:27 PM
paris is wearing a chickdowntown dress.
just sayin'.
84. Anna Wintour - February 19, 2009 2:46 PM
OMG she looks pretty, but did you see the pants suit she wore? Dude, they even said it here too....http://thepopfix.com/2009/02/19/fashion-police-can-it-get-any-worse-than-white-pants/
who wears white pants anymore? Hello 1989!
85. wedemhornets - February 20, 2009 1:44 AM
why is it so akward for them..what beef happened..im oblvious..i know they were be best friends but wtf
86. IKE - February 20, 2009 11:16 AM
Wow! Those people are gorgeous.
Stop hating, ya'll. Yeah...I said "ya'll." lol
87. wedemhornets - February 20, 2009 4:27 PM
why is it so akward for them..what beef happened..im oblvious..i know they were be best friends but wtf
88. Megina - February 20, 2009 4:46 PM
I'm probably going to get my head put on a stake for this, but one or two of Kim's pics evoked the thought...
"Why so serious?"
89. italia - August 1, 2009 10:17 AM
These girls are absolutely gorgeous...no one believes they wanted those sex tapes out there for everyone to see..blame the boys once in a while.. these girls have been strong and naturally beautiful...don't be so jealous ..you know you love um...heee
90. italia - August 1, 2009 10:17 AM
These girls are absolutely gorgeous...no one believes they wanted those sex tapes out there for everyone to see..blame the boys once in a while.. these girls have been strong and naturally beautiful...don't be so jealous ..you know you love um...heee