Feb 16 2009Paris Hilton flashes her vagina

I don't really know what to say here except I'm sorry, and don't worry, that baby will grow back.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions - with a hint of bacon.


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FIRST BITCHES!!

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First.

And that's no vagina.

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Someone forgot to wear her push-up bra.

Since when is the cotton crotch of pantyhose considered a vagina?

***scratch and sniff*** throw up in mouth, swallow.

apparently the writer has never seen a vagina. that's not a vagina, it's the panty panel on her tights.

my world is crushed. i didn't know the superficial writer was a 13 y/o virgin boy.

If that's a vagina, then everything is a vagina.

apparently the writer has never seen a vagina. that's not a vagina, it's the panty panel on her tights.

my world is crushed. i didn't know the superficial writer was a 13 y/o virgin boy.

If that's a vagina, then everything is a vagina.

Yup, that's a seam on her tights, up against the panty panel. Good thing they covered it with a big pink star...

If you think that's a vagina, you are an idiot or a total virgin. It's crooked for god sales. A vagina doesn't move when a woman walks as far as I know.

Fuck you, jordan. It's people like you and todders and those fucking "dating" website spammers that are ruining this site. Take your bullshit somewhere else. Fucking lowlife telemarketing scum.

Not vagina! False advertising will get you no where.

Die Obama Die!

looks kinda like a weiner

looks kinda like a weiner

looks kinda like a weiner

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Looks like a nut sack to me.....

.

hey babe

let's try jabbing something pink

for a change

[no]

well then i'll just

smoke a lemon

[okay babe]

;-&

That can't be her twat - it's too small

The dead giveaway shouldve been the lack of beefcurtains flapping in the breeze..

That ain't no pussy shot.

This is something totally new to me.' Paris Hilton flashes her vagina'.Even her grandparents can dream her vagina by now.The 5-star is back again as well.

#14, its not a dating scam, its a video. how can someones comments be ruining a site?

Hate to break it to you, but it looks like the panty-liner...

Check out this awesome video I just saw about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the 'stache):

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

I don't know what that is but, unless she's had a prolapse, it's not a vagina.

Ahhh, so THAT'S a vagina! I'd have hoped to see a vagina someday. Thanks for the vagina, Fish. It's vagina! I vagina think that vagina vagina if the vagina isn't vagina, vagina!!

Vagina,
~Vagina

@14 --- Hey, I take offense to that!

You should cheer up and check out this awesome video about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the 'stache):

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STOP SHATTERING MY REALITY

She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

Vagina or not a vagina, it's still ironic that she's looking at shirts with "I want more privacy" on them.

That's no poon, it's a space station

*Snif* Oh,it's Paris Hilton flashing her vagina.

No matter what it is, JORDAN, you're still a douchebag faggot. Take that shit elsewhere.

Your mother's a filthy rotten whore. Go fuck your father. Everybody hates you. Go kill yourself.

And the same goes for you Todders. Everybody hates you, go fuck yourself. Please do us all a favor and run into oncoming traffic. Blindfolded.

But seriously, what the fuck? Why are you being a douchebag?


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Kabbalah bracelet?! Since when?

Uh...#15. Do you realize that you just committed a crime by making a threat against the President of the United States?

FFS in pic #3 it's even more obvious that it's her tights! Big mistake fish...

Damn. Let down.

Dating sites, queef videos, symbiotic clothing, whatever - nobody gives a fuck.

Jordan Bundy, I watched your lame ass video, gave it 1 star, then I space docked your mom. Go fuck yourself, you cock chugging sack of dog assholes.

@37 & 38

***STANDING OVATION***
***THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE***

Now kindly do us all a favor, todders, jordan, etc. and FUCK OFF !!

AND TAKE THAT WASTE OF SPACE @ 39 WITH YOU.

37 & 38 - You are awesome. I am supposed to meet up with Todder's mom later, you game for some chinese finger trap action? You can pick your position.

I think I love you, Mr. McBeef. <3 LMFAO !!!

That can't be real! It's a peener!!!!

does she have a pad?

does she have a pad? pic # 3

who wants roast beef sandwitchs

that's not a vagina, those are skin colored panties. you are an idiot, fish.

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Notacrotchshot.

I'd rather have sex with a black person.............GROSS!

37/38 happy to be of assistance! since you need to vent some steam and clearly lack the ability to do it in the real world, i am more than happy to oblige you by supplying a virtual punching bag. flame on, mister!

PS remember when the author of this website said he was going to send the IP address of anyone who made racist or anti-gay remarks to the proper authorities? maybe you should just email me your hate...

Chelsey Lately will have a very funny and interesting analysis of this incident. Be sure to watch her show!

It's not really a vagina, per se. If anything, they're LABIA.

Lady parts are strange and mysterious things.

#35 AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

That's the worst cartoon vagina I've ever seen, and if you believed it was real... get out more.

lame lame.. getting me to click an extra time because of that stupid star over the non vagina.. careful with that lame shit.. its how you lose visitors.

That is so fake! Come on, people!

the baby looks scared

first

It's good to air out a dirty cunt

For the record, I just want to say that this site has officially turned to s-h-i-t. First the shameless plug for that f-u-c-k-tard Chelsea bull and now this. I swear not even a 12 year old Amish boy would mistake that for a vagina. I am out, so long Superfish, thanks for the laughs, sad to see you end like this.....

If that's a vagina then I think I've been lied to by my sex ed teacher.... I need to study those books again.... oh here we go "the vagina has the colour and texture of a pair of white panties or a crotch panel of a pair of tights... .."

HAHAHAHA! Who the hell thought that was a vagina?? Fish, I'm disappointed in you.

And #66: Andre/Wally -- if you're gonna leave, don't announce it. Just go.

HAHAHAHA! Who the hell thought that was a vagina?? Fish, I'm disappointed in you.

And #66: Andre/Wally: if you're gonna leave YET AGAIN, don't announce it. Just go.

Jordan Bundy,

LOVE YOUR IDEA! Please post your email address so we can email you our hate directly. Thanks.

Richard McBeef

YOUR ALL WRONG... THAT'S THE TIP OF HER PECKERWOOD YO!!!!!!!!!!

Does she really think that outfit looks good? I wouldn't put that on my 2 year old. If she wanted more privacy she should stop making a spectacle of herself and start trying to look more normal.

The poster must be a virgin.

if you call that a virgina it must be one mess up one.

If you call that a virgina! it must be one mess up one:-)

First, that is not what they say it is.
Second, thats no flashing (which I consider showing). Anyone can get a bad shot by standing in a inproper way. I dont like Paris but I find this "article" stupid and makes me just stop entering this site.
Third, people get sued by the most idiotic things these days, can´t she sue the idiots put this on the web?

THATS A DROOPY COCK. FULL OF HERPES.

Ok, pay attention, Fish. Just because it's shaped like a taco doesn't mean it's a taco, dork.

dont care what you all say. she got nice legs.
I would plook her.

Looking at Paris Hiltons vagina reminds me of a roast beef sandwitch

When is this whore going to die?!! I'm so tired of stories about this white trash American woman.

Ewwww... :(

Ewwww... :(

well superficial, you are half right, shes not wearing underwear however it is not jsut vagina as you can see she is wearing tights so in her defense while shes not fully covered down there I'd say its enough that if you were there you would not be able to tell if u saw her vagina.

:)

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Looks like a fat penis!!! Like Mancow says, "Like a coke can, with the head of an alley cat!" HAHAHAHAHA

*sniffs the air*

Not really a vag flash, more like a camel toe flash. A poor choice.

It's not vag. It's the mouth of a tiny unicorn in side profile. As we all know, unicorns require herpes to sustain it during the winter months. Ms. Hilton's rub region provides not only sustenance but much needed shelter. Nature is beautiful.

I don't think you've ever seen a fucking vagina you fucking retard. Just the panty part of tights. Or even panties. But no vag. Idiot.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

PARIS HILTON'S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON'S "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY IN A DIRECT AND BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THE WICKED, WICKED, WICKED CRIMINALS PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE


ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 32

Rachel Ray should chill out and eat her feelings.

We're eating "FISH & CHIPS" tonight?

wow Brandon...and I thought I was a troll

Why do chicks with no tits insist on wearing tops that show décolleté? You look like Skeletor, Paris.

That's not her vagina! Its the crotch cover of her panty hose, dipshit!

She has transvestite feet. Those are the largest sleds I've ever seen on a woman. I think she created the print for Bigfoot.

PS
That baby now has the clap.

Hmmm, in pic 1 & 2 it looks like the tip of her penis

Repentant Sinner is

Her sweater doesn't go with her dress.

She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaire Romances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

Anyone can see that´s a fake photoshop... otherwise, her vagina is a mutation...

Anyone can see that´s a fake photoshop... otherwise, her vagina is a mutation...

I kinda miss the good old days when this happened every week ...

Kind of a slam too it wasn't her vagina either ...

*pops open vein*

Big deal. just another pussy

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that's no cunt!

I see dead people

it's prettier bizarre than a panty liner, seems like it's hanging out....

Fish is gettign sloppy!! First, Posting about Heidi and Spencer, than a "Vag" Shot of Paris hilton, that is nothing more than a shot of her Panty hose hanging low.... FISH GET YER SHIT TOGETHER MY FRIEND.... I used to laugh my ass off at this site.. It most definatly is not the same any more....

PHOTOSHOPPED!

if that were in fact her real vagina it would've been a lot scabier

....it is either the biggest weiner with a big ass eye....or the saggiest beef curtains....

Well, first of all, an anatomy lesson: the vagina is the 'inside' part, the vulva is the outside part; so unless she's naked, legs open (or bent-over), spreading her labia (part of hervulva) she couldn't be flashing her vagina, any way...

And second of all, to my immense disappointment (as I'd like to both see and eat it!) it looks like just a cotton crotch panel on her panty-hose, or (a hoped for tease) she's wearing crotchless panty-hose with panties on underneath (boo-hoo).

I am a h ot ,s exy, bea utiful girl from NY, I just read this on a hot forum on ta ll d a ting site ____T allMingle Co m____ which is a h ot da ting site for all t all friends and ta ll singles.

I didn't know camels could get herpes on their toes.

Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)

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Dude WTF, that looks like a nutsack!!!

Hahaha, Superfish Guy got fooled by some droopy pantyhose.

looks like a turtle trying to escape the horrible smell of fungi

looks like a turtle trying to escape the horrible smell of fungi

OK. ITS A WHITE THONG, the seam from the pantyhoes happens to be down the center of her crotch. YOU CAN SEE HER UNDERWEAR. NOT A VAGINA

OK. ITS A WHITE THONG, the seam from the pantyhoes happens to be down the center of her crotch. YOU CAN SEE HER UNDERWEAR. NOT A VAGINA

HaHa Paris wears white cotton panties made for an 8 yr old..

looks like a dong.

HAVE I TRAVELED BACK IN TIME???!!!!

Oh, look! She got braces.

Nevermind--it's just herpes with body glitter on it.

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CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!

In the first two photos, it looks more like penis.

Yep, that ain't Paris-gina, because ....
BREAKING NEWS:
Paris Hilton hasn't shaved down there in eight months. Yep, it's a blonde deciduous forest. Despite reports to the contrary, she's abstained from sex with anybody, so why bother shaving?
Meanwhile, Julia Roberts and Ann Hathaway, avid fans of the Superficial and I Watch Stuff (who knew?), laugh and compare their own mutual body follicle count. Oh isn't that cute, they're braiding each other's armpit hair.

Someone is advertising for an online rich romance club "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M" I have just read the news on the rich women seeking soulmate club C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M advertisers you need to stop! C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M is a controvercial site for high quality singles!!

WOW that is so PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! If anyone actually believed that it was real for a second YOU ARE VERY RETARDED!

when will she go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

outhc..

Oooh! Underpants! Wait til all the 9-year-old boys see this!

did he even look at these pictures before writing the headline? it's obvious from pic #3 that's just her pantyhose.

motherfuck..that is not vagin!!!! that is your mother fucking asshole turn to front because of the hard fuck!!!!!

89 Only virgins can see Unicorns.

A vagina is the "canal." A vulva is the junk outside. Get it straight.

Naturally, I ignored all comments past the 1s 3 that didn't ID the vagina in question. To keep things short, fuck off. Actually, I want to dog mouth you on every aspect of your very existence, not limited to your site, its scribes and designers, but also to your families and their inherent genetic imbalances. But, I have to calm down and I will.

The perfect show - that should have replaced this from the start - should have been a film (open to download) of Paris Hilton being benignly raped in one of her shows.

Naturally, I ignored all comments past the 1s 3 that didn't ID the vagina in question. To keep things short, fuck off. Actually, I want to dog mouth you on every aspect of your very existence, not limited to your site, its scribes and designers, but also to your families and their inherent genetic imbalances. But, I have to calm down and I will.

The perfect show - that should have replaced this from the start - should have been a film (open to download) of Paris Hilton being benignly raped in one of her shows.

Naturally, I ignored all comments past the 1s 3 that didn't ID the vagina in question. To keep things short, fuck off. Actually, I want to dog mouth you on every aspect of your very existence, not limited to your site, its scribes and designers, but also to your families and their inherent genetic imbalances. But, I have to calm down and I will.

The perfect show - that should have replaced this from the start - should have been a film (open to download) of Paris Hilton being benignly raped in one of her shows.

Naturally, I ignored all comments past the 1s 3 that didn't ID the vagina in question. To keep things short, fuck off. Actually, I want to dog mouth you on every aspect of your very existence, not limited to your site, its scribes and designers, but also to your families and their inherent genetic imbalances. But, I have to calm down and I will.

The perfect show - that should have replaced this from the start - should have been a film (open to download) of Paris Hilton being benignly raped in one of her shows.

Naturally, I ignored all comments past the 1s 3 that didn't ID the vagina in question. To keep things short, fuck off. Actually, I want to dog mouth you on every aspect of your very existence, not limited to your site, its scribes and designers, but also to your families and their inherent genetic imbalances. But, I have to calm down and I will.

The perfect show - that should have replaced this from the start - should have been a film (open to download) of Paris Hilton being benignly raped in one of her shows.

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