Feb 27 2009Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr ain't nothin' but mammals

he's ugly now

FIRST you skinny closeted homos

So he's changed his name to Spencer Bloom?

I'm NOT diggin' on his hair......WTF?

Please. When a hetero guy kissing a girl, that's not where his hands go. One gropes her boob, the other gropes her pussy. It's fucking ROMANTIC.

I think these are sweet. If she sees these on the Internet I bet she saves them.

Anyone think his nipples are too far apart?

They are totally mugging for the cameras. Ha

With all the places these two shape shifters can solicit the papaRATzies they choose the balcony of some hotel,,,how tacky! and girls like this goofball!

"What's black and blue and afraid of sex? The Filipino boy tied to the bed in this hotel room!"

shit, i fucking starving for a man.

HOT. although, withoutmake up & airbrushing, she looks kinda round-the-way girl-ish meh..... hope they break up soon - he can do better

pulling away a little...

shit damn thats cute.

what in the hell happened to his head??

g_girl - I have a penis... you mentioned something about starving?

He loves 'em skinny!

He and John Mayer would make a perfect look-like-each-other gay couple.

His nex movie must be a seventies porn.

So....this bit of theater means that any day now, a tabloid will publish a story about Orlando's numerous gay hookups.

who is miranda kerr? besides Orlando Bloom's beard.

She starred in that show about the thing.

#10

That's what makes it fun, those tight little virgin boys. All that bucking and whimpering. It sucks when they're too eager and worldly and can suck a dick like a pro. I stopped banging my mom for that very reason.

Orlnado must have a thing for prepubesant boys.

SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!

I've never heard of these two people????

That's a skinny girl. After she performs his favorite sex act she has to wash all the way up to her elbow.

*Drums* Here is the real Darth Does anyone care? Didn't think so

Don't be glib. I believe their love is genuine.

#27 Orlando was Frodo's fluffer in LOTR, duh.

Tom Cruise is that really you? #30 I am such a fan. I would.... oh oh you know I really would sexy

They are such a cute couple. Orlando seems like he really loves her, but he doesn't look like the best kisser.

What the fuck?

it looks like lesbians making out

He's confident he can make out with her on the balcony in full view of the cameras without having to worry about an erection poking out.

****Ding Ding**** Takes finger out of my butt. Real Darth here ummmm never mind. Puts finger back

I wonder which it was for her, rape or incest. Because clearly she wants a boyfriend who won't penetrate her.

He is gay, and she is wearing 70's prom dress.. why am I reading this?

I love the picture where he's gripping the railing like he's in the dentist's chair.

He's a very talented actor. He made it seem effortless to hold the gerbil in for that entire time.

Orlando bloom probably just wanted to meditate in all peace on the balcony and now this girl is bothering him!? What a shitty life he must have?

Orldano Magic probably just wanted to masturbate and pee off the balcony and now this whore is all over him!? what a shitty life he must have.... oh wait maybe he likes girls all over him like I like guys all over me..... forget I wrote any of this

Their tongues are probably exercising the lotus position.Ooohmslrp!

fake "Darth" just stfu, you're boring as hell.

Orlando is for sure gay. I should know. What's weird is why he wants his girlfriend to watch.

Dunno about being gay, but he's a crap actor who got lucky. I can't think of one memorable performance of his

This is part of the ad campaign for DreamWorks Pictures' summer blockbuster, "Hotel For Skeletons".

Dunno, I thought the sexual tension was magnificent between Legolas and Gimli.

While i was away i see Darth has made himself pretty popular? Are you trying to steal my girl Darth? It's pretty much as real life.

I can't comment on this. I am still shell-shocked by Mrs. Schwarzenegger's face. Please go easy on Arnold's political productiveness. The man is working under stress.

Your highness Lowlands,i was only trying to fill the massive gap you left behind.I'm glad you're back because it's a lot of work.

Since you're pretty good in washing cars i forgive you Darth.Isn't Orlando Bloom gay or am i wrong?

#10 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Massa' must hate it when you describe his property as such...

Some of those shots looks staged - I have to agree with the posters who say that's not how it's usually done.

Why is Orlando Bloom making out with MY WIFE!?!

And Fish, next time you quote Jimmy Pop u best give him credit, dig guys that are queer guys that dont dig chicks that dont dig guys like me see im not queer im too ugly i just wish i was queer so i could get chicks

Damn, fucked up thing is... Miranda Kinda looks like my when she was young, mixed feelings...

Damn, fucked up thing is... Miranda Kinda looks like my mom when she was young, mixed feelings...

awwwwww.

that should be your first reaction to something sweet like this, not "his nipples look too far apart" or "she's pulling away..."

come on, they look fucking adorable.

Looks staged to me. But beyond that, I want to know whats keeping that dress up!

dammit!! So unnecessary! I love his hands, he's got beautiful hands and I like the way he grabbs her when he kisses her mmm.. nice.
Yeah, he is gay! What a bunch of envious morons! They look like they just had sex a few minutes ago. Lucky girl!

wow...he looks lke hes wearing a wig... bleh. he makes such bad hair choices, but its better than the mohawk look

I have no life I need some dick tonight

***DRUMS*** ummmm why did I say drums

#50, #51 Hey Wally, I see you're still batshit crazy.

Lowlands I will have your seconds any day

@51

Speaking of massive gaps, if you're not gonna post anything remotely funny, troll boy, quit fucking posting, you enormous gaping CUNT. Be witty or relevant or S-T-F-U.

Darth troll = NOT FUNNY

you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammels so let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel.... oh damn, now it's in my head....

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!!!
He's my hero.

@ 62

bootlips, is that you?

FISH; THAT CRACKED ME UP! LOVED THE MAMMALS LINE.....

FISH; THAT CRACKED ME UP! LOVED THE MAMMALS LINE.....OR MAYBE IT'S THE BOTTLE WINE I JUST HAD IN THE BAR??

They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on
_____ Millionaire Romances com____, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

Why did God give men nipples?

@73

So bootlips would have something to look at while getting a piledriver to the poopchute.

This boy needs help, folks!!

She's a dumbass to be dating this loser. He got Kate Bos hooked on drugs then left his other ex to die at the scene of an accident he caused b/c he was scared of getting a dui. LOSER.

I also like guys who have shaved cocks

i think they look cute together

He should tie that shirt over his head.

@18... I would totally pay to see that.

They are so hot, and recently they always appeared on a hot club
____T a l l h u b . c o m____,they are welcomed by a lot of sexy tall singles and models here. I also met many sexy tall singles and models on it.

miranda kerr is a whore

He's f***** beautiful, gay or not. He'd make such a purty little boy-toy. Ummm - I could lick that all-day sucker for days!

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