Feb 22 2009Nicole Richie pregnant again

congrats

Couldn't she have taken a breather before poppin out another one?

Thank goodness... she'll gain some weight back!

Paris will be so jealous! What will she do to keep up with Nicole?

Has to be the ugliest half-breed celebutard ever. Eew.

Anyone posting after me sucks on mad penis

I apologize for that last remark...

Go ahead and post and I'll suck on mad penis myself.

We should all go to virtual church!

nice of them to dress up for the occasion....

Bibleguy keeps posting Psalm 103 and Fish keep deleting it.

It looks like you can say any nasty racist, misogynist remark, but don't quote the Bible because THAT offends. Unbelievable.

Wait a minute! DELETING POSTS? What's up Fish? Bible hater?

I LIKE Psalm 103!

Why do people always say "God has blessed us!"?? You fucked her. Your sperm went to her egg. You dumb cunts, how the hell is that God blessing you? That's nature. It's only your second kid... some dumb woman just had her 14th kid and you're going on about the "miracle" of a second one. I'm sure that God blessed someone's husband on 9/11 while he was working on the top floor of the WTC. Religious people are fucking idiots.

I should probably also point out that I'm the same person as BibleGuy and StEvectpa because I have a shitload of free time to repetitively SPAM bible verses without even thinking that might flag the system. Because I'm a fucking idiot.

I should also mention that I am FISH and I am going to hell!

What is wrong with me?

Help me Jesus!

#15

Aw, I have a troll now? That's kind of gay.

Rewritten it might sound like this...

my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I'll bless his holy name!
O my soul, bless God,
don't forget a single blessing!

3-5 He forgives your sins—every one.
He heals your diseases—every one.
He redeems you from hell—saves your life!
He crowns you with love and mercy—a paradise crown.
He wraps you in goodness—beauty eternal.
He renews your youth—you're always young in his presence.

6-18 God makes everything come out right;
he puts victims back on their feet.
He showed Moses how he went about his work,
opened up his plans to all Israel.
God is sheer mercy and grace;
not easily angered, he's rich in love.
He doesn't endlessly nag and scold,
nor hold grudges forever.
He doesn't treat us as our sins deserve,
nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
As high as heaven is over the earth,
so strong is his love to those who fear him.
And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
he has separated us from our sins.
As parents feel for their children,
God feels for those who fear him.
He knows us inside and out,
keeps in mind that we're made of mud.
Men and women don't live very long;
like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
leaving nothing to show they were here.
God's love, though, is ever and always,
eternally present to all who fear him,
Making everything right for them and their children
as they follow his Covenant ways
and remember to do whatever he said.

19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
he rules over us all. He's the King!
So bless God, you angels,
ready and able to fly at his bidding,
quick to hear and do what he says.
Bless God, all you armies of angels,
alert to respond to whatever he wills.
Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are—
everything and everyone made by God.
And you, O my soul, bless God!

Megan, get used to the trolls. That is all that live here under the bridge.

Hey asshole! I have nothing to do with these loonies!

REQUIRE LOG-INS

I am sick of all this shit!

I am NEVER visiting this stupid site again!

I agree. Require logins or I am out of here to!

The ship is sinking and we are all rats!

Thirst!

i love you children
lost I will find you
cold I will warm you
hard I will melt you
found you will join me

Did I stumble onto the wrong website?

Just what the world needed in its time of crisis...

Check out this hilarious video from the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (but beware the man in the mustache!)

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

login..smoggin..... Who cares if you come back or not? Threatening not to visit isn't a way to get what you want, just ask nicely like good lil Christicles. Otherwise go have your elitist circle jerks on another site :D

I have a lot in common with this girl, but no eating disorder. She is so cute and I wish her the best of luck!

Psalm 103 uses the word "snuff"? Wow, Bibleguy must read the New King Porno Version.

Good Charlotte has a frickin website?!

King James doesn't use snuff!

Jesus loves me too!

Hey theurge14,

You read it and now you're blessed! Better run or God'll get ya

Who cares about Nicole? What has she done to be worthy of fame other than to be adopted by what'sname?

I write beautiful poems now for all to read
If you are sad and in times of need
All you have to do is come on in
I will relieve of sadness and most of your sin

34. CandyO

Nice try... but you are NOT CandyO.

However this is your BEST writing EVER

What's better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now.........

your = indicates posession
you're = you are

why is that so difficult?

To my surprise,I found she posted a profile on a famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

she looks like a hooker in those shoes, srrryyy!

She is an ADOPTED half-breed celebutard . Don't blame her adopted parents on her looks. Blame them for all of the other shit they let Nicole get into.

I apologize for offensive comments on this website, but I am not responsible

now they need to get lots of stuff at jtsgiftcart.com

Whatever you do don't visit jtsgiftcart.com becasue I'm stupid

theSuperficialWriter - You ARE responsible because you are the retard putting these stories here.

FAIL.

But GOD will not fail you!

There is a H-O-T place for all big, strong guys and H-O-T m-Odels and girls, it called: _____Tallmingle Co M____, You should have a try to find more friends and fun, even l overs.

Where's the seal? That poor bastard was only on this site a few days, before being removed. Who else wants the seal back? I want the seal back.

Religeon is why people pray to a spaceship--or better yet wear Nikes and cut off their balls.

man, mr. superficial has been slackin lately... and that makes me sad... :\

I found Jesus!

Pray for the seals!

49. Rachel

You know very well I am here as a troll!

I haven't heard really any bashing or spiteful comments?!! I guess most people like Nicole Richie. I don't see why people get off on making fun of famous teenagers anyways. They are kids and I expect them to act as such. She is a woman now, so I wouldn't bash her for what she did 5 years ago, but anything new is fair game. Congrats again!

gag...you and your fam look like a shit I took this morning.

I hope god blesses your fam with AIDS. Suck it fag ass.

I am a piece of shit! Someone put me out of my misery!

She is so pretty! God must love her very much!

God Bless Nicole and her baby!

I HATE this website and I'm never coming back again!

I HATE this website too!

I HATE this website more than any of you!

Rest easy my children
the light will touch you
my wings enfold you
my word enrich you
I will bring you home.

I LOVE JESUS!

man, mr. superficial needs Jesus very badly! :/

While I have been gone today

stranger people came to play!

MISERY NEVER "TRAVELS" ALONE, folks!!

So carry an angel in your pocket!

Someone on the site is advertising for an online rich romance club " W e a l t h y S i n g l e . N e t ", I have just read the news on the rich women seeking soulmate club that "W e a l t h y S i n g l e . N e t" advertisers you need to stop! This is a controvercial site for high quality singles!!

hahaha i dont look on this website for a day
&& holy fuck what the hell has happened here??

im like reading all the great comments..and cracking up
whats all this about religion and crap?
you got a problem with jesus?
what the hell is wrong with you ppl?
dont you know jesus loves everyone? yes that means nicole richie too
who is a fine ass bitch i might add. she looks so tiny and pretty

I watched the film Religulous the other night, and I have to say I've never been prouder to be an atheist in my life. I've never been able to understand how some people can believe in that religious nonsense. To me it's no different than believing in the fucking Tooth Fairy. Give me science and rational thought any day!

68. JJ You are funny! Jesus loves you two!

CRASH! OUCH! ARRGGHHH!

I was just hit by a bolt of lightening and now I SEE!

PRAISE JESUS!

#70 Not CandyO
why thanks
your pretty funnny yourself there
i must say tho..jesus does NOT love madonna and that chin hair
nope madonna is going to hell for sureee

and mimi wherever that bitch is at these days
where are you mimi?
have you gone and slashed your wrists like i requested??

Why no, Fish-Gutz.

She has been keeping you busy because she loves you!!

BTW... you're is the contraction of you and are.

Hope you Had a Happy Sunday!

Someone on the site is advertising for an online redemption club " W e L o v e J e s u s . N e t ", I have just read the news on the soul seeking club that "W e L o v e J e s u s . N e t " advertisers you need to stop! This is a controvercial site for high quality athesists!!

Come to think of it... Jesus didn't shave either!

wow i hate when ppl like *cough * #75 pretend to post under my name

assface

BTW i know its a contraception of you and are..wtf? are you my english teacher or what??
if im wasting my time on this stupid website im sure as hell not gona try to be all grammatically correct

Did my last post fool anybody? Am I paranoid? What do you think?

As a matter of fact I AM your English teacher!

Now shut up stay after school and clean your eraser!

Time for a WACKING!

I am FISH!

I AM FISH SH!T.

omgg ewww her tits in the last pic! how gross! from the side theyre like 2 little mosquito bites!!

What is wrong with me? I am an idiot talking about tits like this!

Don't forget God loves you!

Is this ugly bitch capable of wearing anything but hideous sunglasses? She is such a worthless piece of crap.

I do not believe in "the bible". There may be a god, but there is no definitive proof either way. We probably just die and our bodies are recycled back into the universe as dust.

Religion causes people to hold back today and live for a theoretical future, which is a shame. It has led to the worst catastrophes in history and people need to realize that. Regardless, it seems to also bring out the best in human nature so I have no place badmouthing it either. If it gives you peace then I respect your faith, but if you are living to die then please reevaluate yourself.

Hi it's the new me and I just want to say as a practicing Budhist that I hope noone ever mows their lawn again. I know you are all worried about the seals, but think about all that grass and the pain they suffer! Murderers.

Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

#16 - i think # 15 was trying to say you're fucking stupid and wanted to know what is wrong with you (see your comment @ #12).

NICOLE RICHIE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THAT HUGE, UGLY SUNGLASSES ARE SOOOOOO 2007 AND SHE NEEDS TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM. Also, FUCK jean cutoffs. Both are a don't.

This foul-mouthed slut thought snorting heroin was a good method of birth control. I was thinking she needed to get punched in the face, but now I think she needs to get punched in the stomach. HARD!

Just look what she did to her little dogie, so how does she even think she can take care of another kid

Just look what she did to her little dogie, so how does she even think she can take care of another kid

Is she pregnant or did she actually eat a hamburger? The bulge in her belly would be the same size.
I wonder how long it took her husband to get used to fucking a skeleton? Maybe she learned a few pointers fromParis and gives good head. Its obvious she does not swallow.