Mickey Rourke loses a loved one

bizarre.. il resemble son chien

first suckers! nyahaha.
now i can die happy.

bring it on russians!

AW!

argh i hate you kewa.

My rule of thumb was given to me by an old friend: If it isn't at least 50 lbs, it isn't a dog (special opt-out for hound breeds).

As a result, I'm never sure what to make of chihuahuas, especially their strange popularity in Hollywood. But my, uh, condolences to Mickey for his loss.

P.S. "First."

I saw his profile on millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

That jacket is apparently at least 18 as well... some one needs to kill it.

I guess no more licking peanut butter off Mickey's dick, huh?

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=( awww thats sad. poor guy. its rough to lose a friend.

Interesting jacket for the dog - the chinese sometimes use dog fur as "fake fur" to line coats. Just say'n.

Very merciful for the dog from the looks of Mickey.

I feel for him.

Stay strong, nigga

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I hope he mourns his loss by getting another face lift. sheesh

So Sayeth The lord

#8 LOL! Havoc, you madman, you took the nuts right out of my shit!

I want to make contaminated peanut butter out of Mickey Rourke's Shit-Nuts, and feed it to that dopey broad that sits on his crater face. Don't worry....I'll bring the jelly!

Awwww.. that is so sad. Poor Mickey and poor little dog, though I would rather have a rat that one of those dogs, a lot less expensive.

When I was in college my friend's roommate had a Chihuahua.

It hated everyone (they all do) but would crawl onto your chest for body heat whenever you passed out on the couch. Well i woke up in the middle of the night once and yawned -this fucker was laying on my chest, facing me, and simultaneously yelped and bite my nose.

I just reacted, I grabbed the dog by the back leg, and threw it across the room into a radiator. Ended up breaking two of its ribs.

I wasn't trying to hurt the dog, I just acted instinctively. I hated that fucking thing.

poor Mickey, I know how hard it is to lose a pet andyes sometimes they are your best friend and only friend. That makes me so sad!

poor Mickey, I know how hard it is to lose a pet andyes sometimes they are your best friend and only friend. That makes me so sad!

poor Mickey, I know how hard it is to lose a pet andyes sometimes they are your best friend and only friend. That makes me so sad!

Dogs are better people than humans and make far better friends.

This is so horrible! Our prayers are with you Mickey.

RIP Loki

It's never easy to lose a pet. I have a dog that is half chihuahau/dachshund. It is undoubtedly those most stubborn and evil dog I've evern owned...and I love her for it. You cant help but love a dog resembles The Brain (pinky and the brain) in both character and visage.

Hope he recovers as soon and as best he can.

Gotta admit, I totally get where he is coming from on this one. All those 18 years when no one gave a shit about the guy, that dog was there for him. It's easy to mock him for this, but I genuinely feel badly for him...

Easy to mock a guy for something like this, but I totally get where he is coming from. All those lonely 18 years when none of us cared where this guy was or what he was doing, that pooch was there for him. I bet he was happier for that dog on the red carpet than he was for himself...

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Now who's gonna come by to lap up his vomit when he passes out after yet another bender?

poor guy,many people talked about this when we chat online on tall dating site___T allmingle . CO m___where has many humor guys and fashion girls,even hot models.

Damn....that's some depressing fucking shit right there. Quick....someone do a magic trick or light a fart on fire or suh'um....

Yikes! Mickey, I know you love your dog but REALLY you should trim its toenails. That's just a bit out of order. Poor pup.

Look Rich, we made a Douchebag Sandwich!!

Eighteen that's a hell of an age for a small dog.I'll guess it was his time.Life goes on!

Why can't they just resurrect this dog and make it a half cyborg with flaming eyes?

I'm not sure if I'm proud of that Jrz...

I'm proud of anything I do with you Rich. Like when we used to terrorize DanYELL and SJTLQ

I wonder if he'll start making Taco Bell runs...

JRZ and Richport how old are you boys?

He must've worn that jacket in the rain.

He is so old but still keeping hooking up on ^^ C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M^^ with beautiful young ladies, is he very rich?

Good point Jrz... these breaks in my day do amuse me.

#37 - I asked your mom the exact same question Sheev, but the bitch couldn't talk with her mouth full...

I’ve lived with my pet for as long as he has his and I can only imagine the pain he must be feeling right now. He’s got a lot of fans on his side – just read some of the great reviews of his movies on EverHype (www.everhype.com/?utm_source=bc) – and we’re all pulling for him.

Sheeva...I'm 19. I'm a sophomore at University of North Carolina. I'm in a fraternity...Alpha Emu Emu. I like to drink beers and smoke treats from bong devices. I'm 6'2 and I weigh 210 lbs. I shave on alternating days and my girlfriend is a early elementary education major.

Your name is really stupid, Sheeva. How old are you?

I'm just kidding. I'm not a boy at all. I'm a girl. I'm a 25 year old financial analyst from NYC. I work for the brokerage firm Dewey Cheatam and Howe.

You ask gay questions, Sheeva. How old are you?

Okay, I'm actually not a girl..or a boy...I'm both. I'm a sea monkey. I have both a pee pee and a va-jy-jy.

You smell like dirty diapers, Sheeva. How old are you?

... no.. wait.. I am 47, and am president of a southamerican country... no, no, well, actually I am 238 years old and a direct descendant of Xenu... OK, I admit, I am 2008 years old and I walk around by the name of Jesus...

hee hee...okay, thank you fake Jrz....that was funny.
But actually, I'm a 4 year old prodigy from Bangladesh.

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Enjoy!

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I doubt he's as deep as everyone thinks. A man who beat model Carre Otis their whole relationship......she mysteriously got shot on his ranch?

#21, my thoughts exactly. Sorry, Mickey - despite what anyone else thinks, animals can be someone's best friend, and I'm so sorry that you lost yours. Anyone who has ever lost a pet that they've deeply cared for knows how much that hurts... My heart goes out to you.

Excellent point #48. My heart goes out to Carrie Otis.

#48 That's because she wouldn't eat peanut butter.

Seriously #8, best fucking comment of this or any other week!

I miss my dog

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Poor guy. Like the other poster wrote, we all pissed on the guy for the last 20 years and the only one who loved him was that dog. Now having said all of that...

Can we please do something about all the fucking trolls on here??? My god!!

"He is something very handsome. I beleive I see him on chocol@te_men love Kim Kardashian.html. It is siad they all find chocolate men there"

@35

Can I just say how much I enjoyed reading the heated battles that would rage between you and damnYELL and the world-class beatdown you all gave Sarah-Jean (the Lilac Queen)? I wish that crowd was back... (whatever happened to AFJ, the commish, Mrs. T, Zanna, Barbado Slim, etc...?) Now this site is overrun with posts like the one that comprises the meat in your "douchebag sandwich" (SPAM sammich?) Seriously, you guys are fucking HILARIOUS-- and the ONLY reason this site is even worth coming back to.

*covers head, waits for verbal onslaught*

my condolences to Mickey, he may be crazy as all hell, but I understand 100%.
my dog was 13 and passed away two days ago, and though he lived a better life than some children see he was still my baby and my best friend. animals are like little people in fur coats, and sometimes better than people in that they show us how to love unconditionally, without judgement and how to live humorously!
I'm happy to see most celebs are animal lovers

It's time we "LOSE" him, folks!!

You're lucky Jrz, your troll was actually funny. Mine seems to enjoy genital secretions and playing with poop.

In the words of Archie and Edith Bunker, #55....those were the days.

why you named after a chemo agent?

@ 59

Yep, good times, good times. Thanks for the laughs. (you too, RP) Although I have to say, you seem much more subdued these days. So, how come you changed your handle?

(vinCRIStine? Meh, It was either that or Bartha Lynn Cyst...)

okay i lied again, i'm actually a bored suburban white boy who wacks his penis on the couch when mom goes out and plays poker on the weekends. i've played poker with my mom too but she looks more like a he. that would be poke. my anus has totally lost its elasticity thanks to richport and all those pictures we put on the internet.

@59

thanks for being our fans. it's kind of embarrassing for you, but hey you could do worse. now if i could only get rid of this poop smell emanating from my mouth.

I think there is something really wrong when a guy looking like that wearing biker clothes goes out with a dog in matching outfits.... Anyone else see something wrong with this? He's definaitly looking for an ass beating.