Feb 22 2009Madonna has chin hair. So hot.

Madonna stopped by an LA Kabbalah center Friday night sporting some noticeable facial hair on her chin. After seeing these pics, I take back everything I've ever said about her. She is totally getting hotter! For real, if Madonna grows a goat beard, I'm going to be so jealous of Jesus Luz. Talk about finding a treasure trove of sexy, you lucky bastard.


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First! Yuck, what a beast. Jesus must be gay if he likes hairy women like that.

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ewww

huh?

Photo-shopped.

Bless my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I'll bless his holy name!
O my soul, bless God,
don't forget a single blessing!

3-5 He forgives your sins—every one.
He heals your diseases—every one.
He redeems you from hell—saves your life!
He crowns you with love and mercy—a paradise crown.
He wraps you in goodness—beauty eternal.
He renews your youth—you're always young in his presence.

6-18 God makes everything come out right;
he puts victims back on their feet.
He showed Moses how he went about his work,
opened up his plans to all Israel.
God is sheer mercy and grace;
not easily angered, he's rich in love.
He doesn't endlessly nag and scold,
nor hold grudges forever.
He doesn't treat us as our sins deserve,
nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
As high as heaven is over the earth,
so strong is his love to those who fear him.
And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
he has separated us from our sins.
As parents feel for their children,
God feels for those who fear him.
He knows us inside and out,
keeps in mind that we're made of mud.
Men and women don't live very long;
like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
leaving nothing to show they were here.
God's love, though, is ever and always,
eternally present to all who fear him,
Making everything right for them and their children
as they follow his Covenant ways
and remember to do whatever he said.

19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
he rules over us all. He's the King!
So bless God, you angels,
ready and able to fly at his bidding,
quick to hear and do what he says.
Bless God, all you armies of angels,
alert to respond to whatever he wills.
Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are—
everything and everyone made by God.
And you, O my soul, bless God!

I love Madonna!

Well...we all knew she was on steroids, right?

Well...we all knew she was on steroids, right?

I want to date Madonna and study Kaballah!

Now I see what she has in common with A-Rod besides fucking anything that walks.

I do not paste stupid pictures.
I never say nasty things about woman
This is how you will know if it is a CandyO imposter!
______________________________________________

I'm the real CandyO!

And for you to know me so

I will always speak in rhyme

I will do this every time

If my imposter tries the same

You will notice he's to blame

For some badly written prose

Not in cadence as mine shows

Intelligence, emotion too

So please try not to misconstrue

The fakery of jerks like him

Who always leave me feeling grim

So I devised this plan today

To prove that in my heartfelt way

You will always truly know

This post was made by CandyO!


I confess! I CONFESS!

I am theSuperficalWriter and I am making up these posts all by myself!

This website is stupid!

holy shit look at her hands!

hands of the fucking crypt keeper.

WHAT? That last post wasn't me!

O, yes I AM!

I am mimi!

After a day like today... you deserve to take a day off, Fish-Man!

There is nothing strange about a 50-something woman having facial hair. However, when you have millions of dollars, why the hell wouldn't you get a laser hair removal? Is Kaballah against hair-removal? Hahaha.

I had total body laser hair removal myself.

I'm her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called' MillionaireLoving. C O M ' we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

I want to date Madonna and study Kaballah!

Q: What is the difference between and Italian woman and a catfish?

A: One has whiskers and smells and the other is a fish.

Q: What is the difference between an asshole and Big Al?

A: NOTHING!

That's her jaw, you idiot.

Those are veins on her jaw.

Forget this crap!

I WANT POETRY!

The braided-donut hairstyle really adds to the whole "I am Olga, a weightleefting chompion" that the chin hair entails. Yumm.

Meh, people shouldn't complain about the celebrities' obsession with botox and plastic surgery, seeing how famous people get bitched at for some hair on their cheeks, which isn't gross or abnormal at all for + 50 years old people, ffs. -_-

BTW... Jesus loves me. (Not Madonna's jesus)

Where did all the trolls come from?

We've always lived here under the bride poetryfan!

Don't you mean bridge?

I mean BRIDE!

Get back under the bridge before I smack you, Mrs. Troll!

Good thing that she still has money. Otherwise I doubt she would still be able to attract ethnically correct young gigolo's.

CRUNCH.... SMACK... STAB!!!!

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

I did it! I killed the troll!

Don't you wish it were that easy Fish-Head?

No... EVE... get back...

SMACK!

I'm sorry! The apple was all my fault!

Have a nice necterine!

There are two people posting. I know who I am and you know who you are.

Maybe if you leave me alone I'll leave you alone.

She has enough facial hair to make every 13 year old boy jelous.

But I'm still 10 years old and sleep with my mommy... so spank me!

God loves Madonna and Jesus wants her back.

whats up with all the trolls?

Looks photo shopped. You'd think if she would have such a problem, that it would have been taken care of. I doubt, seeing how disciplined she is with her body and music, that she would not let something like that go un taken care of.

Ummm everyone has faint chin hair like that. Let me guess, you think female mustaches are non-existent, too? I just waxed mine the other day.

I'm a troll and you're a troll and everybody is a troll,

Wouldn't you like to be a troll too?

Fish could stop it if he wanted to.... but Fish is here as a troll.

I'm Fish too!

No shit? No wonder it's getting so weird. And I thought it was all mimi!

We are actually alone here and we both know it!

it's peach fuzz. not "hair". must be a slow day in the celebrity world..

Those are veins, you idiot.

Mmm, tasty. Madge is hairy all over.

I am Fish.

I am the only one that looks at Madonna and sees Willem Dafoe?

I am Fish.

Agreed with number 51. It's not like she has a full on beard. It happens - and I'm sure now she'll get rid of it now.

I am Fish too!

One fish two fish red fish blue fish...

NO - I am Fish!

There is no fish... there is only Zul.

Why didn't she cut that off. Wonder do she shave her legs.
She and Jennifer Aniston are just a like buying young guys.
Both will be sporting the latest trend "young men" at the Oscars. Guess the old girls are sick of the little toy dogs, men are the new trend.

OK, I'm with you fellows.

Eich bein ein Superficial Writer

I just wanted to point out the proven fact that every human being has hair on every inch of their body except the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. Which is a different kind of skin. And when you get old, some hair may show more than others. Give the woman a break, just advise her to wax.

that can't be real. yoinks!!!!!

I am the only one here who isn't Fish?

I can't tell who is who here!

I'm not Lisa.

I'm not Lisa either. I'm Fish!

Okay, I definitely wrote Willem Dafoe, not fish. WTF?

OMG! I'm not ME!

Are You blind or what?! It's not chin hair! These are capillaries. She's just not in her twenties any more.

I've had it with the stupid trolls! I'm out of here!

#74 you are a troll

Wow to think I've beat off to her.
Just now.

No, I'm not! I'm Fish!

sup fellas?

I hate myself and God needs to punish me!

Nice try, but I'm Fish too!

I'm going fishing. What do I use for bait?

Jesus was a fisher of men.

Ewww....ugly old people!

Jesus healed the blind...

When I am old I will have better manners than I do now!

@ 21 - 1st of all, that was quite pathetic of you ;) secondly, I saw no point in that. I would have an overall laser hair removal, if I had the money. You got something against a smooth female body? You like them hairy, don't ya? hahaha

Those look more like SPIDER VEINS

Those look more like SPIDER VEINS

oooo that's the 1st time i've ever double posted.

those are broken capillaries on the face

Better than her usual Skeletor style.

Ignore me. I am Fish

I look this bad.

I wish I lokked as good as Madonna! You can meet millionres ike her too!

If I had Jesus in my life perhaps I would make fewer mistakes!

@ # 87 and 88 - LOL - Wogs have spider veins on their jaw?! She's a hairy broad... it's the wog in her. Simple.

I think #26 and #27 are right. It's her jaw, Mr. 'Fish writer (respectfully), and I believe that those are indeed veins, not hair. Which I , for one, find far creepier.
But what I find creepiest still is that anyone cares about this talentless, self involved woman who has never had an original thought in her head.
She is wretched.

Facial hair as a result of 1970s-early 1980s birth control pills use of a progesterone known to cause the hair growth. Her steroid use is widely known, and is clearly a factor here.

Apparently nobody here has seen her supposed youth photos. This is one naturally-hairy bitch, the drugs haven't helped.

Whats wrong with you men? I thought you thought that eating disorder induced vellus hair, purging and laxative abuse were hot. I'm so confused.

There is a H-O-T place for all big, strong guys and H-O-T m-Odels and girls, it called: _____Tallmingle Co M____, You should have a try to find more friends and fun, even l overs.

I am such a jerk! I think I need Jesus!

If it's facial hair, it's not surprising. It's pretty common for women to get fuzzy faces when they don't have enough fat on their body to provide warmth. Weird, but true (and gross)

AAAAHHHHH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

A-Rod left his HOT old lady for this?????????????

She really needs to lay off the steroids. Her enlarged clit is nearly the size of A-Rod's shrunken penis.

The facial hair thing happens to all old chicks.

That's why: They got. to go.

part of life..for all women.. nothing that a lil wax cant fix fast!

this is so phtoshope.its ridiculous.this pics are in other sites and madonna doesnt have this hairs in her face.madonna looks amazing for her age.and she still damn sexy.ur so jealous.u are stupid as hell.most of her bad photos are bad phtoshoped .u do this on proposite assholes

She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen a profile with some sexy pictures on
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It is a niche ebony dating service. Is she seeking for fun, love or something else??

Thats not hair idiots it's varicose veins

I found Jesus!~

I am such a dick!

Bullshit!

We do not exist!

We are ALL FISH!

Somebody needs to throw me under a bus!

uhm, those are DEFINITELY veins... freak

Hair? Don't act surprised. The bitch is Italian. What did you honestly expect?

You should see how hairy my palms are!

Yep those are veins.. they look just like the veins on my.... ankle!

FISH-ASS
Has no class
Just a mole
and a troll
making up
stupid crap

Mimi told CandyO to tell Angeleyes to tell Fish to grow up and get a real job!

Fish told me to tell everyone he has Herpes!

looks more like veins to me

I love Jesus!

A "GILLETTE"-commercial, folks?

Jesus lives!

This commerical message has been brought to you by God the Father

I know you people don't think we celebrities pay much attention to what is said about us online but WE DO! Most of the time we have to keep our heads out of it otherwise it can get out of hand for us emotionally. I DO have facial hair. Get OVER IT!!!! I also have something that many of you don't have, a hot body, a kicking career and 4 trillion faggot fanboys that will eat everything I shit out of this MILF ass! $$$$$$ suck it nerds!

BTW... this website sucks!

I guess it can now be proven that zombies, just like corpses, continue to grow hair.

Her skin is so bad! Bye the say someone on the site is advertising for an online rich romance club " W e a l t h y S i n g l e . N e t ", I have just read the news on the rich women seeking soulmate club that "W e a l t h y S i n g l e . N e t" advertisers you need to stop! This is a controvercial site for high quality singles!!

Yikes! Yeah, that ain't no photoshop...

what chin hair?? everyone has chin fuzz.... but thats a BEARD.

I am so stupid! I see it now! Praise the Lord!

Why can't I have a troll?

I'll be your troll!

When I am dead I'll have better manners.

When I am dead I'll be in Heaven.

When I am dead I'll be in Heaven.

I love my troll!

Someone on the site is advertising for an online redemption club " W e L o v e J e s u s . N e t ", I have just read the news on the soul seeking club that "W e L o v e J e s u s . N e t " advertisers you need to stop! This is a controvercial site for high quality athesists!!


That fuzz protruding from her chin is veins?

Actually I see that in close ups of women at many ages. Still some unpleasant pics, though.

Those are veins, dumbass.

She's STILL lovely! Lovelier than the sorry AND JEALOUS sonofabitch who took this picture for PACIFIC COAST NEWS.


That's not hair, those are veins!

She never was lovely and now she's just flat out too skinny and scary looking.

She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaire Romances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

HAHA she has more hair on her face than her brazilian fuck buddy has on his whole body

Jeez, I see veins on her jawline and chinhair that EVERY human being on earth has. This site is getting more and more SUPERFICIAL every day.

ALL females have hair covering their entire faces! this is not new, people!! most of us have a really light peach fuzz covering, that can only really be detected in certain lights. some people (especially older greek/ italian women) can get stray long coarse black hairs on their face. either way, a) this is not something new, b) the fine hairs on her chin are normal, and it is just an unfortunate angle and lighting for her, and c) those are veins along the jawline. oh and to the person who said that if you do not have enough fat on you body, you grow hair to keep warm? you are an idiot.

Definitely spider veins. Still gross, but not quite as disturbing as a billy goat beard.

They are absolutly varicose veins... DUH!

dude, the first place at the "so freaking hot" section is the sickest joke ever

THOSE ARE SOME VEINS YOU DUMBASSES! LIKE THOSE ON THE LEGS, CAUSED BY BAD CIRCULATION OF THE BLOOD.THEY APPEAR WHILE GETTING OLDER!!! NO HAIR THERE, ALTHOUGH YOU CAN SEE SOME SMALL WHITE HAIRS IN HER CHIN...

Are you sure its not broken capillaries? Thats what it looks like to me.

Someone looks to be having some serious hot flashes. She's sweaty and her pores are huge.

You can totally tell that is veins. Just look, it matches the color and texture of the veins on the back of her neck in pic #2

There is a H-O-T place for all big, strong guys and H-O-T m-Odels and girls, it called: _____Tallmingle Co M____, You should have a try to find more friends and fun, even l overs.

It's called lanugo, common among anorexics. Look it up.

Those are veins you fucktards. I hope I look that good when I'm 50. God knows I'm sure I'll have a few veins. Do you honestly think someone who takes care of herself as much as Madonna would have inch long hairs on her face? You, sirs, are a bunch of fucking morons.

Definitely veins and some PEACH-FUZZ. Nobody's ever seen peach fuzz on someones face? You have to be kidding. Hardly a beard... wow, anything to knock this woman down, its fuckin sick.

Well she's fucking 100!!
Her age is showing....
worse than most,

Jesus Christ people - her CHIN. Look at her CHIN like the fucking title of the thread INSTRUCTS YOU TO DO. NOT THE JAW. She clearly has some peach fuzz on her CHIN, but so fucking what, anyway.

if this is referring to the fuzz on her chin all old chics get that, and it's not that bad. The bad lighting just enhanced it a bit.

However, if this is about the hair looking stuff around her jaw... to me that looks like veins...another thing we all have to look forward to when we get old

It's nothing a few lasering sessions can't get rid of. But she still looks like (and I bet smells like) a nasty goat. No offense to goats, I might add.

She is just absolutely NASTY on so many levels, i don't care what she believes that's a personal choice but man is she just ugly. Also i am so happy Guy Richie is done with this nightmare, hopefully his career will jump back cause we all know Madonna is a talent black hole. Anyone who does anything with her has career death or a a long bump in the road.

i think it may be veins

Menopause is a bitch.

#106 fuck off, everyone gets older shithead, unless they die first. Bodies change, boobs sag, labia change, balls drops, stomachs grow, MEN and women grow hair in weird places, it's fucking life, and unfortunately for dumb shits like you who were born without brains, you haven't got a hope in hell of ever having an intelligent thought. I would love to see what you look like so I can make witty observations (unlike your moronic comments) about your imperfections. BTW, I am 50, gorgeous and get hit on my young men all the time and frankly, I prefer men my own age who get that time changes everything. If life is fair, you'll die first.

I wonder if she at least shaves her balls?

She's Italian. What do you all expect?

It doesn't look like facial hair to me..looks more like broken capillaries

That is freakin Gross!!!!! She's not perfect afterall!

That is freakin Gross!!!!! She's not perfect afterall!

Please try to remember that the woman is over 50 now. Facial hair happens as testosterone levels increase in women with age.

I think many of you posting here are as superficial as this website and need to grow up - oh wait - you will one day and 1) not be famous 2) most likely be fat ass fuckwads with no life 3) have a toilet chair in front of your 90" television and 4) have chin hair.

Get a life you morons and educate yourselves.

Will leave to the pensions. This already is not pretty she acts like young she has children that need a mother is not a starlet of old pop age 50!!!! Madonna passed your time also even once did not love your songs it is about time that will treat your children remember?!?!

Will leave to the pensions. This already is not pretty she acts like young she has children that need a mother is not a starlet of old pop age 50!!!! Madonna passed your time also even once did not love your songs it is about time that will treat your children remember?!?!

meh. peach fuzz in harsh light. big deal.

THOSE ARE VEINS PEOPLE!!! VEINS!!! As IF Madonna, who works out 23hrs a day to maintain the physique of an 21 year old, wouldn't notice huge gnarly hairs growing on her chin. Have some fucking integrity, SW - CLEARLY not hair.

You idiotd, they are busted capillaries; not facial hair...damn...

You idiot, they are busted capillaries; not facial hair...damn...

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It's articles like this that make me happy that I am a man and not a woman. On the other hand the entire problem can be solved with a little waxing ... Can't it?

I agree, they're veins. I don't think Modonna has let herself go quite that easily.

Well, it looks like the fish have finally taken over. By the way, that can't be Madonna's face, surely. It looks like it was taken down my local pub.
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Whoa!

I didn't know Madonna was a wookie!

Somebody get out the quatro 3, quick!

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