Lindsay Lohan helped designer Matthew Williamson open his New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. Because nothing attracts customers like an anorexic fake lesbian with large breasts. "Maybe she'll keel over and die while I'm shopping. Who knows? But look at these shoes!"
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Reader Comments
1. telly - February 16, 2009 2:29 PM
wow. she's about to keel.
2. What the???? - February 16, 2009 2:29 PM
That is just plain disgusting.
3. brenna - February 16, 2009 2:29 PM
omg, she's so skinny...sad
4. Funeral Guy - February 16, 2009 2:31 PM
This chick is either drinking shakes made of cocaine and meth or she has pancreatic cancer.
5. Walter - February 16, 2009 2:36 PM
Not that I'm complaining, but could that dress get any lower?
6. Dr. Gonja - February 16, 2009 2:39 PM
Give me 1 minute with her just one please. She's hot.
7. ___ - February 16, 2009 2:40 PM
Imagine how disgusting it would be to see her and Ronson getting it on. Like a couple of nasty skeletons clanking together.
8. uh - February 16, 2009 2:41 PM
this ugly skank gets uglier by each day. what a pathetic waste of oxygen.
9. Sally - February 16, 2009 2:43 PM
So I assume it's a meth store, right? Three scary looking skeletons. Two bony desperate bisexual girls, one preening fag with a size 10 poopchute.
10. Do FreeBird - February 16, 2009 2:46 PM
I think that Lindsy and Marc ANthony would make the cutest couple
11. XRay - February 16, 2009 2:47 PM
They all look so desparate.
12. Krz - February 16, 2009 2:50 PM
Wow.....he's....REALLY.......gay.
13. britney's weave - February 16, 2009 2:51 PM
"Lindsay Lohan is a tool" would have sufficed.
14. Randal - February 16, 2009 2:52 PM
Lindsay is stunning in that pink dress and certainly knows how to work the camera to her sexy advantage. Matthew Williamson picked the right girl to sell his merchandise.
Randal
15. Sally Struthers - February 16, 2009 2:53 PM
WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP?
16. Kelly - February 16, 2009 2:53 PM
Um-- did she steal that dress or just forget to have them take the ink tag off?
17. Jrz - February 16, 2009 2:53 PM
Check me out, not even able to spell my own name.
18. sarah - February 16, 2009 2:53 PM
there's a security sensor on that dress. is she shoplifting now, too?
19. alex - February 16, 2009 2:56 PM
How much do you think all 3 of them weigh in total? I'm guessing in the 270-280 lb range. Dangerous water to be treading in...
20. Walter - February 16, 2009 2:57 PM
Her pelt is disturbing to look at.
21. Deacon Jones - February 16, 2009 2:59 PM
Oh god, I would love to fuck her. I might have to go jerk off in the storage closet at work.
22. stfu #21 who asked you??? - February 16, 2009 2:59 PM
Krz iz zhe jrz alterego krazihottkelli.
23. Kaylee - February 16, 2009 2:59 PM
I love the sensor on the dress...such a classy look...
24. Beth - February 16, 2009 3:05 PM
Except for the odor of decomposition all three of them are very hot.
25. sigh - February 16, 2009 3:05 PM
Man she used to be so beautiful, she looks coked out and anorexic now.
26. lizzy - February 16, 2009 3:05 PM
great dress, it's so great the sensor is still on it, haha she's so dumb!!!
she is going to snap at any second, she's so thin she looks like a bobblehead, her head looks huge in comparison to the rest of her body!!!
27. ChEF - February 16, 2009 3:07 PM
How can she look so horrible, yet her tits still look so great?
28. Sofia - February 16, 2009 3:08 PM
they look like Auschwitz refugees... creepy!
29. phil - February 16, 2009 3:08 PM
Lindsay is so out of it she's wondering when Samantha grew out her hair and stopped waxing.
30. NipTuck - February 16, 2009 3:09 PM
She use to be somewhat lovely..
No she just looks....dead?
31. german dude - February 16, 2009 3:11 PM
Dunno...her skin would make a pretty crappy lampshade. I think I'll stick with my '37 Steinberg.
32. Vic - February 16, 2009 3:13 PM
They could sell a staph infection to an AIDS patient.
33. Matthew - February 16, 2009 3:17 PM
HOHAN!
34. Matthew Williamson - February 16, 2009 3:17 PM
"Stho, Linsthey, do you know Tom Cruith???
35. le fag - February 16, 2009 3:18 PM
love that last dress! i wonder what it would look like off the clothes hanger, though.
36. jrz - February 16, 2009 3:19 PM
22-NOOOOO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was a TYPO! I sware!
37. Delgo - February 16, 2009 3:36 PM
"Beautiful fucking tits, man!" - Raoul Duke
38. todders - February 16, 2009 3:37 PM
Is it just me, or is her face a weirdly darker shade of orange than her cleavage?
... I'd still bone her anyway!
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39. mike - February 16, 2009 3:40 PM
Lindsay looks distracted because she can smell the semen in that dude's ass.
40. Dina - February 16, 2009 3:42 PM
Why is there a pic of him about to eat her out or something?
41. Fati - February 16, 2009 3:43 PM
her tits are great. they are just big. and sometimes big tits can be ugly. she has droopy hanging tits. anyone who has seen the "marilyn monroe" photos knows that. her boobs come down to her waist. no thanks, no thanks. i'll stick to my 32B.
42. Fati - February 16, 2009 3:44 PM
i meant her tits are NOT great.
43. Dina - February 16, 2009 3:44 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/02/lindsay_lohan_is_an_acceptable.php?bfm_index=4
Omg I didn't even see that one. I don't know what's more disgusting: Them posing like he's ramming her from behind or her skeletal arms.
44. Todders is a douchebag - February 16, 2009 3:45 PM
Seriously Todders, WHY??? You're just as bad as that stupid gook pushing billionaireloving.com or whatever that shit is. Go fuck your mother, dipshit.
45. casualencounters.com/blog - February 16, 2009 3:54 PM
Someone needs to tell these anorexic bints that they end up looking like bobblehead dolls. Hey, I could do that!
HEY BINT. LOOKING LIKE A FAKE LESBIAN BOBBLEHEAD DOLL MUCH?
46. shemakesmepuke - February 16, 2009 3:57 PM
if she was trying to steal the dress i hope she remembered to remove the anti-theft device clipped to it
47. Lowlands - February 16, 2009 3:58 PM
I haven't seen this little 'freckle' since a long time:) She looks great and seems to have lost a lot of weight.
48. michelle - February 16, 2009 4:09 PM
what is interesting is how tiny her body looks but her head looks huge - i guess that is what happens when you lose a lot of weight. the tits look great, though.
49. 10pound - February 16, 2009 4:10 PM
She looks like a shit I took this morning.
50. Ben - February 16, 2009 4:25 PM
Jesus, Joseph and Mary! Eat a friggin' sandwich or something.
51. AirMail - February 16, 2009 4:29 PM
Marketing? What haldol? She looks like a 'desperate housewives' hag. Please change your lifestyle.
52. boo - February 16, 2009 4:30 PM
God, does she actually WORK anymore? She is fast approaching Misha Barton territory.
53. ishi-san - February 16, 2009 4:33 PM
Pic 2 actually looks like as if they planted a fake head on a tiny body
54. James - February 16, 2009 4:35 PM
@38 TODDERS
I clicked on your link dude, and now I keep getting a TON of pop ups for a shit load of porn sites and it doesn't stop...
So are you gonna fix my computer now you asshole?
55. lola - February 16, 2009 4:51 PM
okay so she is on crack or eats 1000 calories a day. BUT she DOES EAT because she still has muscle tone on her arms and legs. I have seen real anorexics and TRUST ME this is not the body of one. She just wants to be thin.
56. biff - February 16, 2009 5:10 PM
Ehhh... give me an eight ball of coke, a bottle of tequila, and a seedy motel room and I'd still hit it.
57. ChEF - February 16, 2009 5:23 PM
@54
Maybe you shouldn't click on every link that anyone you don't know puts in front of your face, idiot.
58. Lain - February 16, 2009 5:24 PM
FAKE TITS!
59. Victoria - February 16, 2009 5:32 PM
You can tell she's had breast implants because her breasts would have gotten a lot smaller along with the rest of her body. Instead, they're the same size as they were. What's wrong with her? Why isn't she in therapy?
60. Alison - February 16, 2009 5:34 PM
The person who made the comment about muscle tone is wrong. I had anorexia at Lindsay's age and my body looked very much like Lohan's - except for the breasts. Those are clearly implants.
61. Alison - February 16, 2009 5:35 PM
You can tell she's had breast implants because her breasts would have gotten a lot smaller along with the rest of her body. Instead, they're the same size as they were. What's wrong with her? Why isn't she in therapy?
62. HeyJoe - February 16, 2009 5:37 PM
Coke Whore for sure.
63. lisa - February 16, 2009 5:44 PM
where did her arms go? :(
64. cellphone user - February 16, 2009 5:47 PM
Even Sylvester Stallone's mom looks more cute. At least she had a handsome son because she's straight :)
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65. cellphone user - February 16, 2009 5:50 PM
#63, her arms are in Samantha's butt, figure out.
66. - February 16, 2009 6:07 PM
I love Matthew Williamson's clothes. They look so good!
67. christina - February 16, 2009 6:08 PM
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69. Screw you - February 16, 2009 6:30 PM
This is bad.. to skinny.. Has to be drugs.... not good...
70. Dina - February 16, 2009 6:34 PM
55. lola - February 16, 2009 4:51 PM
okay so she is on crack or eats 1000 calories a day. BUT she DOES EAT because she still has muscle tone on her arms and legs. I have seen real anorexics and TRUST ME this is not the body of one. She just wants to be thin.
Nah, an anorexic diet with strength training actually increases lean muscle faster. It's not gonna be bulky muscle, so it doesn't work for guys.
71. Delgo - February 16, 2009 6:58 PM
I liked her better when she
72. L - February 16, 2009 7:19 PM
Wow its bad when your head looks too big for your body. She looks like a bobblehead doll
73. sote - February 16, 2009 7:20 PM
ewwww her head looks enormous on top of that skinny body, she looks scary.
74. herbiefrog - February 16, 2009 7:27 PM
woah...
so many haters... ? ? ?
or are they just jealous ? : )
...well there was a simple question
...asd we always say
...dont aks us : ))
we is probably biased
[what ?]
75. Kane76 - February 16, 2009 7:35 PM
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76. Ein - February 16, 2009 8:20 PM
She's trying to reverse back to being an underaged chick so her dad can sell her to european pedos.
77. Grup-ta-laa - February 16, 2009 9:11 PM
Skinny? :gasp:
Anorexic? :gasp again, this time louder:
Yo, why the fuck are any of you interested in anything but the TITS on this filthy gash? I'd let her blow me like a champ, with her floppy tits hangin outta her dress in a dirty club bathroom. Uptown though.
Thats about it.
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79. Repentant Sinner - February 16, 2009 10:11 PM
I'd totally suck her clit. Then pray for forgiveness.
Photo #4 When she erodes away from all the golden showers, all that's left is tits and bones. HOT!!
80. yes! - February 16, 2009 10:45 PM
dear god she's hot. i'm sorry, but i love women who are built like that. and if you're not, you're fat.
81. Allie - February 16, 2009 10:49 PM
did she STEAL the dress?
the security tags on.
82. Allison - February 16, 2009 11:54 PM
Why is there a security tag on the hem of this dress.....they don't trust her to not walk off with that hideous dress???
83. toolzombie - February 17, 2009 1:16 AM
Is it just me, or does her grill look extremely fucked for some reason?
84. dft - February 17, 2009 1:24 AM
Auschwitz with tits
85. Joejam2845 - February 17, 2009 1:42 AM
Nice to see the Anorexic Lindsay is Back!
86. kimi - February 17, 2009 3:09 AM
Her security tag is still on the dress
87. kimi - February 17, 2009 3:09 AM
Her security tag is still on the dress
88. Joel - February 17, 2009 5:58 AM
SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE IN THAT ORANGE DRESS. big tits. BUT SO WHAT MAN. dude, she's a chopstick. no way lindsay, you look horribleeeeee. 0.0 wtf happened to her man.
89. Crazy - February 17, 2009 7:02 AM
When did Dangle dye his hair?
90. MustangSally - February 17, 2009 8:36 AM
she´s such a BEALTIFUL girl
way hotter than those silly models u all call HOT
but she HAS to quit the drugs
seriously
her face is disapearing!
or maybe she should join michael phelps for a bong meeting twice a week... atleast that would get her to eat somenthing!
91. RichSugarDaddy - February 17, 2009 8:59 AM
Lindsay needs a rebound and she should try to star in a horror movie or nightmare on elm street movie remake. Or she should go sci-fi and do star trek - richsugardaddy.com
92. Nova - February 17, 2009 9:04 AM
If only her father were as responsible as Britney Spears' father...maybe her pseudo career would be on track too. Can't wait to see what Miley Cyrus gets herself into when she's as old as the rest of Disney's trash. Walt's head must be spinning in it's cryogenic grave...errr freezer? Fuck him too.
93. riddemrunner - February 17, 2009 12:13 PM
she looks a lil chubby to me .....in this time when the malls are littered with fat 16-21 yo girls that lindsay is being a role model fat is not cool
you go girl i tihnk 88 maybe 87 pounds is your fighting weight anything over 95 and you are a piggy... girls chubby is not sexy nor cool stop eating start running
94. Cassandra White - February 17, 2009 12:15 PM
She needs to go see a head doctor.
95. mink - February 17, 2009 12:16 PM
she's barely even skinny, how dumb to cry anorexic
96. YES - February 17, 2009 4:30 PM
FINALLY A WOMAN IS BUILT CORRECTLY...SO HOT
97. Jenny5309 - February 17, 2009 4:56 PM
Does anyone else notice the sensor that is still on the bottom of the dress??
98. t - February 17, 2009 6:13 PM
why does she still have the security tag on her dress?
99. herbiefrog - February 17, 2009 7:29 PM
didn't they already say...
"...in a heartbeat"
oh b*gger... wrong thread...
100. Taylor L. - February 17, 2009 8:40 PM
...........
the censor is still totally on that dress..
:\
101. peckerheadedstepchild - February 17, 2009 10:07 PM
She's beautiful.
However her lesbian friend with the mustache there is frightening as Hell.
102. me - February 18, 2009 12:23 PM
fake
103. AITWH - February 18, 2009 2:30 PM
I'm putting Lohan on my celebrity Death Pool Immediately!
She'll be worth a ton when she finally evaporates.!!!
104. athena - February 19, 2009 10:25 PM
she still has the security tag on that bottom of the dress...
wtf?
105. James - February 20, 2009 2:42 AM
She looks like a death camp escapee. If you find this hot, you seriously need to visit a mental health facility for a lengthy evaluation. I mean, do you jerk off to old death camp photos from WW2?
106. James - February 20, 2009 2:48 AM
I mean hey, if you like this look, you certainly would like this, too. She looks like one of them.
http://www.zebrabot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/003-concentration-camp.jpg
107. larissa - February 20, 2009 3:31 PM
she looks like a penis, too balls and a big head. deal.
108. Shecks - February 20, 2009 5:15 PM
These photos are photoshopped. Her head is disproportionate to her body and if she were that skinny and her breasts were really that large she wouldn't be able to stand up.
109. sydney - February 22, 2009 9:52 PM
She has gone down hill since she hooked up with Sam (ugly dike), I wish I was skinny but heck no, not that skinny !!!!
110. sydney - February 22, 2009 9:52 PM
She has gone down hill since she hooked up with Sam (ugly dike), I wish I was skinny but heck no, not that skinny !!!!
111. sydney - February 22, 2009 9:58 PM
#54 James
TOO FUNNY hehehehehe...........
112. Mia - February 23, 2009 11:42 AM
Okay - look at picture #7. Did she steal this dress? She still has the sensor attached at the bottom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
113. Me - February 23, 2009 12:12 PM
Where are her frineds ? Her family ? She needs help !
114. Rabbit - February 24, 2009 11:13 PM
Oh God! I would wreck that chick!
I'd be showin her my "O" Face!!
115. F.B. - February 25, 2009 1:58 PM
fucking stupid FAT BASTARD wearing STOLEN CLOTHES!
116. don - February 25, 2009 11:13 PM
is that a security tag in her dress?
117. Naomi - February 28, 2009 10:13 PM
Ew.
118. MilesDeep - March 3, 2009 3:04 PM
The bright dress photo's look doctored ... don't get me wrong there is and always will be something severely wrong with lindsey. The tiles of Roda Monroe design dresses just fit skinny girls isn't true. Cuz Roda is very busty, much bustier than Lindsey so I don't know. Maybe the photos are accurate.
119. MilesDeep - March 3, 2009 3:04 PM
The bright dress photo's look doctored ... don't get me wrong there is and always will be something severely wrong with lindsey. The tiles of Roda Monroe design dresses just fit skinny girls isn't true. Cuz Roda is very busty, much bustier than Lindsey so I don't know. Maybe the photos are accurate.
120. jaynie - March 3, 2009 4:24 PM
I am pretty positive that is an alarm ink tag thingy at the bottom of that dress! haha
121. White Boy - March 3, 2009 6:43 PM
her boobs look great. she's pretty.
needs to gain 5 pounds.
I need a hug
122. jacquie - March 4, 2009 9:48 AM
Matt Williamson is obviously in hard economic times since he is trying to save all of his money on fabric by choosing Lindsey
123. WOW - March 4, 2009 5:16 PM
wow seriosly that isnt healthy she needs some help.she looks like a fuckin toothpick.
124. NightHawk - March 5, 2009 10:01 PM
Who doesn't love Big Boobs? Wait, what were we talking about again... O_O
125. Anthea - March 5, 2009 10:11 PM
Has anyone noticed she has the store security tag on?!?!????
126. the_prestige - March 9, 2009 6:29 PM
She doesn't look anorexic thin, though her arms look a lot smaller and her face looks more more orange. She is definitely doing cocaine. The pathetic tramp can't live without fucking (multiple people) and drugs (lots and lots of drugs).
127. Tanya Degano - March 9, 2009 7:33 PM
Seems as though Ms. Zoe has done some much needed botoxing to the expression lines that were previously prominently features on her forehead..
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