Feb 10 2009Kim Kardashian is the 8th Wonder of the World

Here's Kim Kardashian wearing Spandex while shopping in LA yesterday. Obviously, she got the memo that "curvy" women wearing non-flattering outfits are so in this month. Right, Jessica Simpson? Back me up. - - No, wait, I meant figuratively! Figuratively!

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THAT is not a celebrity! That must be Edna, she lives at #206 in Del Boca Vista, Phase III.

DOES SHE REALIZE THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE IS FAMOUS IS BECAUSE SHE HAD A S*X TAPE OUT?

TALENTLESS WASTE OF SPACE. IM SO TIRED OF THESE C-LIST "CELEBRITIES".

The shoes don't even have any wear. Which is a good thing, since they won't dirty my ears when I pound her like the school bully looking for lunch money...

Let's not confuse Kim Kardashian with Jessica Simpson. Jessica is fat. She's put on like 20 lbs and everyone is commenting on sudden and unattractive weight gain.

Kardashian is not fat, she is a genuinely curvy girl, with an unquestionably unnaturally large ass. But she has big boobs and a narrow waist to compliment it. She's also a gutter slut who is famous for gargling a big black c**k on camera and then selling the tape to make money from it.

Her butt reminds me of Katie Holmes pregnancy bump. Sometimes it's big, sometimes small(er), sometimes high, sometimes low. It changes from day to day.

Newton would be scratching his head over Kim's arse.

He'd have to balled-up sheets of lined A4 all around his waste paper basket. All with the words "how?" scribbled manically across the page.

HOW, KIM? HOW?

She would be a GREAT fuck.

I think she's gorgeous..and her butt is huge, but it's not gross looking.

The guy in the fourth pick with the cool name badge kinda reminds me of a hispanic Lumpy Rutherford.

Said it once and I'll say it again, I'd stick it (if I could reach it)!

Check out this hilarious video about LARRY FLINT'S PORNO BAILOUT (watch out for the dude with the 'stache):

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

I think she is definitely the kind of lady I'd like to see wearing spandex out and about. She doesn't have giant cellulite dimples or some terrible shape. If you were standing in line behind her, you'd be hard pressed to keep your mind off of all the dirty things you would do to that ass. I know I would.

#10 - Funny... I feel the same way about my cock.

I would never want to fuck this nigger loving whore of a cunt.

She is ASS-tastic.

The funniest thing is watching her try on all her girdles underneath the spandex - over and over again, off with the pants, off with the girdle, put on new girdle, put pants back on, look sideways in the mirror, off with the pants...on and on. It's like watching a flat tire happen 10 times.

#6 - I can't really see her breasts in these pics....

Btw, what is happening to her face? She used to be quite cute, pretty whatever, but now she's just plain and boring....

I bet she gives great helmet. Most girls with low self-esteem do.

But MAN will she be a fucking mess in 10 years if she's constantly going to the gym and looks like that.

She looks like a shit I took this morning.

My favorite is Ray J's reality show.
Way to go, America.

Hi,hi.I have to give her this credit that she doesn't get fat.I'll bet she works hard daily to maintain her figure.Only her butt must be a pain in the ass to maintain.

The title of this piece should be "Kim K wears spandex AGAIN so she can show off the only thing she's know for."

***yawwwwwwn***

WHAT THE FUCK IS UR GUYS PROBLEM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH BIG BUTTS?
F - ING AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST LIKE ANOREXIC LITTLE BITCHES.......HONESTLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER? SHES GORGEOUS. YEAH, SHES CURVEY. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK - NEWS FLASH - GUYS LIKE BIG BUTTS. GUYS LIKE BIG BOOBS. GUYS DO NOT LIKE SKIN AND BONES.
KIM IS GORGEOUS, YEAH SHE CAN BE A SLUT SOMETIMES BUT DON'T JUDGE OTHERS UNTIL YOU'VE JUDGED YOURSELF.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UR GUYS PROBLEM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH BIG BUTTS?
F - ING AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST LIKE ANOREXIC LITTLE BITCHES.......HONESTLY WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER? SHES GORGEOUS. YEAH, SHES CURVY. BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK - NEWS FLASH - GUYS LIKE BIG BUTTS. GUYS LIKE BIG BOOBS. GUYS DO NOT LIKE SKIN AND BONES.
KIM IS GORGEOUS, YEAH SHE CAN BE A SLUT SOMETIMES BUT DON'T JUDGE OTHERS UNTIL YOU'VE JUDGED YOURSELF.

I think giant sunglasses need to go out of style, unless they're stunna shades and you're wearing them at a club, preferably thizzed out or trippin'.

I heard that it takes over three days for a fart to make it out of her pants

(because of the sizer of her ass, obviously)

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Will you stop posting this useless camel already? She's old news.

it really is amazing what they can do with carbon fiber these days.

natalie, is school out already?

It's like a ledge...that you could pee off.

natalie, you know what else guys like? Girls who don't give them migraines. For you I guess that's a bad "NEWS FLASH".

She braided her ass hair and tied it to her collar.

It takes four very tall men, holding hands in a circle, to just barely give natalie a bear hug.

It's hard to keep up an ass like this.She's a brave gravity warrior.

lol at 33. and i've got to say the fish writer must be a chick. cuz that ass is lookinnnnn nice in them pants

fatty better lay off the facial plastic surgery. She is starting to look like the jackson family.

#35 ??????????? where have you been all the time? Bong??

I think she looks amazing! She's beautiful and she has a fantastic body. I'd rather look at her than Bar Rafaeli any day.

Big hairy asses, you know I like that!!!

Is it me or does this chick need to be punched in the face?

I'm getting a little tired of the relentless KK ass kissing that goes on this site.

Yeah, i get it, she reads the site - and whoever writes these posts thinks that if he writes enough nice stuff, she'll fuck him.

never - gonna - happen

She is still fodder for the Internet gossip cannon and has to be treated the same way.

This site officially jumped the shark the day they announced she reads here.

Change the name of the site to www.idesperatelywanttofuckkimkardashianbutneverwill.com

Dr.Mcnasty, the subspecies racist asshat should fear the black man, we are better strong smarter and gorgeous chicks fucking love us. Go play on your xbox, micro dick.

Oh come on, she was fatter than me!!!! And I'm NOT FAT! She's wearing that underwear thingie, it's called a "turdle" or I don't know something like that, and she also had that thing when you go to the doctor and he pokes you until fat runs out and then you make soap and sell it back to all the rich ladies who do the out-fat thing in the first place. So anyway Kim is really fake and I hate her.

#39, I AGREE, KIM DOES LOOK GREAT. BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE HER A CELEBRITY. SHE HAS NO TALENT AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS A CELEBRITY...EVEN A C-LIST ONE!

Ziggy -- it's that damnable nigger pride that leads to acts of racism. Your parents raised you to believe that because you're black, you're better than everyone else? You're not going to get very far in the world with your absurd superiority complex. I feel sorry for you.

You know I can appreciate a curvy woman as much as the next person...but damn. Seriously Kim, Stop wearing clothes like this. It's quite obvious that she does this shit on purpose. I mean, who the hell wears spandex to shop?

#38 Something is smoking lately but it's not from a 'bong'.Btw,according to an independent international research last year,60% are regular users in the USA against 1,3 % of the regulars in the Low Lands.I've had some very wet feet lately.

#6

Kim Kardaskank is fat but she wears body shapers and girdles to improve her body and this is what Jessica should do if she wants to continue to be fat like Kim. Kim is a short chick and she is fat because she has huge wide hips, loose butt, and rolls on her waist when she sits down.

You are also contradicting yourself when you say:
Kim has an unquestionably unnaturally large ass which means "fat"

Americans want to sugar coat the truth with she's not fat just curvy, thick, stocky, etc.

Jessica will always be better than Kim because Kim is a porn star and Jessica makes an effort at singing.

oh come on, isn't she shooting a workout video? she's bound to be in clothes like this a lot. be gentle, superficial writer.

why is everyone here suddenly obsessed with "fat" girls? she looks like she just got done at the gym and is by no meas fat! seriously! this is getting kind of old

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#47 1,3%...That's very low,it must be higher.

I'd Doggy style that ass until I died.

I think there should be a law that all fat people like Kim and this includes men, should wear girdles/body shapers to tuck in the fat and push up the flab. I would rather see Kim wearing her girdle butt than to watch her huge butt going south and jiggling every where. Also girdles/body shapers hide the ugly cellulite.

Ohhhhh... Absolutely love that body and that ass!!!!

I want her to sit on my face suffocate me with that ass..

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I know Kim got implants, but I like short fat chicks with a big ass because they are easy to bang. I look for fat chicks with girdle butts like Kim because I know they suffer from low self esteem having to wear a girdle without having kids or being in their 60s, but because they got fat. I can get fat chicks like Kim to butt fuck.

Kim must consume 3,000 calories a day to maintain her big ass! My wife is short like Kim but she would never put on the extra 40 pounds like Kim. She knows it would turn me off just like I know I cannot get fat because it will turn off my wife.

my tiny dick couldn't get past her ass if we did it doggy style.

I'm so confused by the visible difference between the side view and the back the view. Side view = cute, bubbly. Back view = soccer mom wide ass.

lotta camel toe in some of these.

I heard that Kim carries an emergency plunger in that big bag of hers for the occasions when she needs to use a public washroom.

Kim has a lot of money so like Shaq she got a custom toilet made that was big and wide enough for her.

Oh, and it's pink with the initials KK on top.

hey 17 (Khloe), lol, take some pictures for us next time, we want to watch too!

#60

An industrial butt girdle can ony do so much with Kim's loose fat.

@ #7 : Agreed. *nod* @ #60 also agreed.

Also i dont know why this pic is so wonderful and amazing?? In regards to the side view, MY ass looks like that and honestly I consider it small.

48 - wide hips don't make you fat. did you not see bar rafaeli?

i don't see any rolls or unacceptable jiggles when she's in a bikini, so how is this girl fat?

SWEET ZEUS I THANK THEE FOR SHINNING THINE LIGHT ONTO THE WORLD!

eeuughh she's a lardass thats all i have to say
oh &&
#24-25: dont fucking bring anorexia into this shit..anorexia is a disorder..and theres nothing wrong with being skinny you jealous whoree
noone should use kim's big ass to promote obesity
thers enough obese people encouraging that already...like jessica simpson for example

Her ass is like an awning jutting out and covering her rear entrance. That's all I got to say about that!

Do u know she tries to register on ***sugarmingle. c om***, but has been refused for some reasons. I do not think it's hard to join that site. Britney has her profile there.

IT IS NOT REAL PPL. BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT. enough said.

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Kim is a no-talent, desperate, sleazy lardass! She fucks the same way she danced on Dancing with the Stars...SHITTY!!! Her ass is disgusting with flapjack rolls and anyone who finds her attractive is probably a desperate no-talent, sleazy lardass too. There is no reason for that slut Kim Kardashaskank to be considered a celebrity; she's a disgusting hairy lard ass sleazy whore.

its so obvious she wears these:

http://lovemybubbles.com/shopBB.shtml

I trie it once and they give your ass the weird looking dent she has betweent her ass and her thigh

its so obvious she wears these:

http://lovemybubbles.com/shopBB.shtml

I trie it once and they give your ass the weird looking dent she has betweent her ass and her thigh

wow whatta a butt...Kim reminds of Mikey" Butts" from that show "The Oblongs" that use to air on adult swim a few years ago!! Mikey" Butts" is a boy saddled with a dangling, doubled posterior. Standard underwear will not fit him, so he wears his grandmother's old bra like backwards suspenders. He is also known to habitually probe his nose and ears with his finger. Because of his larger deformed posterior, he takes jokes about the area more literally especially since they come true soon after. see mikey here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgW7C7sOcg

Nothing special; just a nasty urine drinking slut. More like 8th wonder of the sleazy flapjack crusty jean sorority.

She sucks outloud!!!

I really must agree, folks.
Because the only thing what comes in mind after seeing her is: PORN, PORTN & PORN AGAIN!!

That's perfection right there.

I agree with natalie. Guys like big girls with large breasts and fat asses. If I could only find a big fatass with large tits. Maybe an annoying c--t who doesn't know how to type with the CAPS OFF. Oh, and I like someone who repeats themselves over and over. If I could only find some like that...

Fish, this site is so fucking lame now and so are you!

Kim Kardashian is NOT the Eighth Wonder of the World.

Her body, however, including those luscious tits and that beautiful butt, is most certainly right up there in the running -- along with King Kong and George Bush's incompetence.

Wanna see pics of Kim K at Akon's pre grammy party? Check it out:
http://thepopfix.com/2009/02/08/the-pop-fix-red-carpet-exclusive-akons-pre-grammy-bash/

Just nasty. If I owned the gym she went to , I would have her barred from ever showing up again. Imagine how it must look when someone like Kim comes out of your gym with an unnaturally large ass. It doesn't look good on your gym and trainers. People will think its really a McDonalds.
Plus, when you have an ass that big, NEVER wear spandex, you simple, d list, pathetic, bad acting porn personna.

I heard that she has butt implants. Did anyone else hear that she has butt implants?

wait wait wait..... I just want someone to tell me... HOW is that ass EVEN POSSIBLE??? HOW??? I'm a girl... even though I work out all the time, I just can't get enough mass in there to plump it up! I can only build hard muscle... wait! Kim must've stolen all my ass fat and put it in her shelf? That is a shelf, right? HOW???

Of course, Kim Kardashian's attractive, especially compared to us mere mortals... and of course, she looks amazingly hot/sexy/beautiful MOST of the time... and I wish I myself had a bit more plump on my chest and my butt; but this view is just plain comical. I literally... Laughed Out Loud for about three minutes... LOL. Just look at it! Is it really sexy??? It's funny! It's like someone played a joke... and photoshopped it!

Her ass is gorgeous...this site is run by faggots who have no idea what a sexy female is supposed to look like. Kim Kardashian's ass is a bounty of perfection...only a homo would find a flaw in that girl.

She is beautiful still gorgeous~~Her profile is still available at that Billionaire site __Richromances.com__. Is she still looking? Good luck, Kim!

Kim is pretty in a plain way, and looks great with make-up. She has a very nice face. As for her figure, she is way too short and has a massive out of proportion ass. Full credit to her though for hitting the gym, at least she tries!

Don't get it, why people call Kim obese.
Yes, she's got a fat ass (some like it, some don't) but she's not overweight ...

To call this babe "overweight" is a joke and bodies like hers are PERFECT in spandex (btw - special props to the paps for getting a backend shot of her perfection). Those skinny, non-assed pencils that the Superficial are digging may satisfy their short pencil junk, but us real men prefer curves and a lil junk in their lady's trunk...even the lil extra, extra Kim K is sportin.

this is why i want that

C'mere Kimmy... I have a scale on my chin... time for your weigh in...

okay, i'm like 95% sure her butt is fake

she has that weird like indent between her butt and the back of her thigh that makes me not believe it...

even buffy the body's ass doesn't look like that:

"I heard that Kim carries an emergency plunger in that big bag of hers for the occasions when she needs to use a public washroom."

Does she use the plunger to unplug the toilet she's just used? Or to violently suck the shit out of her own ass? You've confused me.

kim purposely wears those types of outfits when she's running around bev hills just so the paps can take pics and sell them to gossip sites like yours, and then she googles herself and thinks "wow im so famous im on all the gossip sites...yah me !"

1st of all, Kim has a gym in her home. I'm guessing she got a membership just so that she can have an excuse to continue wearing stretch pants (the only thing that will fit her) out in public.

#95

Have you been living in a cave? Look around you and you will see women of all ages wearing body shapers and butt girdles to improve their fat figure. I see girdle butts like Kim all the time because most Americans are mostly fat. But when I see a fit chick with a nice tight small butt, I can't help but stare a lot!

She is gross
no talent no sex appeal
actually she would be lousy in bed
did you see how she moved on DANCING WITH THE STARS
no charisma no sensuality she can't move
she wouldn't do it in bed at all
she is an average ethnic gal ( and yes I am ethnic so I can say it )
who has had her face altered with plastic surgery and her boobs
she did a sex tape
and she is famous

Z list star who is so boring!

She is gross
no talent no sex appeal
actually she would be lousy in bed
did you see how she moved on DANCING WITH THE STARS
no charisma no sensuality she can't move
she wouldn't do it in bed at all
she is an average ethnic gal ( and yes I am ethnic so I can say it )
who has had her face altered with plastic surgery and her boobs
she did a sex tape
and she is famous

Z list star who is so boring!

Hello, I'm Hugh Jass.

All the haters know that they'd get with her in a second if they could. I think she looks great from the front ... but the ass is a little out of perportion. If this is what she's looking like now though, she better keep up the gym as she gets older. It's not going to take much before she looks like an Italian grandmother.

if you go to kim's blog she has pics up of her new exercise DVD....ummm just wondering WHO would workout in the clothes she's wearing??? Im sure thesuperficial will have the pics up by tomorrow !

really, how does her ass look like that?!

104

It is called a girdle. Just walk around any public place in the USA and you will see a lot of girdle butts like fat Kim.

Nasty, sleazy bitch. I bet her cunt smells foul. I find her repulsive, disgusting and annoying.

She is still a tiny girl, despite the big butt, and I daresay half the people on this site commenting and making fun of her are either fat or just trolls. It's not like America is made of up of stick-thin beauties, because it isn't.

"It's not going to take much before she looks like an Italian grandmother."

Hilarious.

She looks like a dirty gypsy

For someone with such a big butt, she sure is tiny. She's like a bumble bee. Her waist is teeny tiny.

She makes me jizz in my pants every time

Ya'll haters need to check yourself, this girl is the perfect package. Post your shit and let us comment on that pancake ass of yours and that big ass beer belly you carrying, and those 3 chins swinging from your face. And tiny dick men we know why you hating you ain't got enough cock for this type of ass, stick wit that flat booty bitch you got!

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