Feb 22 2009Kenan Thompson: 'Chris Brown still welcome on SNL'

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FIRST! I don't even know who that is.

FIRST! I don't even know who that is.

whatever happened to that gap toothed nigger kel? orange soda yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah true nigger.

Hopefully he does get fired 'cause Kenen SUCKS! Seriously, why does SNL have this guy in so many skits. No one ever laughs at his shit. They just stare at the screen hoping the scene ends quick. Peace Mofo!

I have joined the site "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M" someone motioned here, though there are really many certified rich guy and beauties, but I feel disappeared because a girl asked me about my annual income,...maybe she is a gold digger?

No one laughs at his shit? go fuck yourself cock smoker.

i laugh my ass off at his 'fix it' skits, shits hilarious.

go back to suckin' your mothers dick, fuckface.

Its a black thang. You muthafuckin crackaz wouldnt understand yo

Top 10 Bitches....Whoot. Love asseater.

Just another black person supporting a black person no matter how wrong he was. Dumb idiot.

To the Imposter
________________________________

Those with half a brain can see

The prose that isn't penned by me

Though I'm impressed you took the time

To force your ideas into rhyme

‘Though your efforts were all thumb

And nasty thoughts were also dumb

It's plain to see when I’m not you

No matter what you try to do

So keep on trying to be like me

And God may just reward your plea!

I decied to use only rhyme and the jerk who took my name chose to imitate me
You can tell who is the woman and who is the manjerk.
__________________________________________________

I'm the real CandyO!

And for you to know me so

I will always speak in rhyme

I will do this every time

If my imposter tries the same

You will notice he's to blame

For some badly written prose

Not in cadence as mine shows

Intelligence, emotion too

So please try not to misconstrue

The fakery of jerks like him

Who always leave me feeling grim

So I devised this plan today

To prove that in my heartfelt way

You will always truly know

This post was made by CandyO!

Man, what an idiot. This kind of statements only create negative opinions about african americans. What´s his opinion about O.J.? "Oh... You know how you can kill a woman then she divorces you and has another boyfriend". He should be kicked out of the program.

Candyass, suck it. Bible thumper, stop the cut and paste buzz kill.

As for the fat negro, somebody get some watermelon, quick.

#15: WTF??? Are you on crack?

CandyO -

I apologize for being a jerk! I need redemption!

I want Candy!

Anyone posting after me sucks on fat black cock

O no! Your unsecured internet blog comment ID that anybody can imitate at any time has been compromised by someone who doesn't give a fuck about your unsecured internet blog comment ID that anybody can imitate at any time!

How will you define yourself now? Chivalry is dead!

Seriously, have you not noticed that you can type in ANY e-mail address or screen name and leave a comment? Why do you think so many people leave racist comments? Because they can do so anonymously.

Seriously, get a life or boo-hoo to Superfish to require log-ins.

RichPort's Ghost - where is your cracker ass & the racist comments that accompany it?

Hope you can parse that last sentence. You are a bit of a dim bulb.

But I do like the poetry!

Yes, require Log-Ins, Fish-Head.

O my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I'll bless his holy name!
O my soul, bless God,
don't forget a single blessing!

3-5 He forgives your sins—every one.
He heals your diseases—every one.
He redeems you from hell—saves your life!
He crowns you with love and mercy—a paradise crown.
He wraps you in goodness—beauty eternal.
He renews your youth—you're always young in his presence.

6-18 God makes everything come out right;
he puts victims back on their feet.
He showed Moses how he went about his work,
opened up his plans to all Israel.
God is sheer mercy and grace;
not easily angered, he's rich in love.
He doesn't endlessly nag and scold,
nor hold grudges forever.
He doesn't treat us as our sins deserve,
nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
As high as heaven is over the earth,
so strong is his love to those who fear him.
And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
he has separated us from our sins.
As parents feel for their children,
God feels for those who fear him.
He knows us inside and out,
keeps in mind that we're made of mud.
Men and women don't live very long;
like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
leaving nothing to show they were here.
God's love, though, is ever and always,
eternally present to all who fear him,
Making everything right for them and their children
as they follow his Covenant ways
and remember to do whatever he said.

19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
he rules over us all. He's the King!
So bless God, you angels,
ready and able to fly at his bidding,
quick to hear and do what he says.
Bless God, all you armies of angels,
alert to respond to whatever he wills.
Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are—
everything and everyone made by God.
And you, O my soul, bless God!

I'd call this guy an idiotic, no-talent 'has-been,' but that would be inaccurate. So I'll call him an idiotic, no-talent 'never-was' who should keep his misogynistic piehole shut.

We should all go to virtual church!

So, translated, this means," I don't know exactly what she did to deserve being punched, but you know it was something - and when a playah plays around and gets a text that busts him, a bitch can go ballistic so much that she needs to be hit to stop her reacting on your ass. Not that you should hit a bitch (you gotta learn not to because of the negative publicity), but you know how they get. So I'm just saying."

What a fucking apologist dickless classless douchebag. That's it for me, no more SNL. Not that this in any way a real sacrifice for anti-domestic battery, because frankly, the show has sucked, and sucked hard, for quite a while.

I LOVE YOU FISH!

I agree. Men who justify violence grow up to be OJ.

#25 Only if I can keep the virtual collection plate. Otherwise - fuck, no. Somebody send Bibleguy on a mission to Iraq.

nig of a featha flock togetha

nig of a featha flock togetha

#28 Men who justify racism grow up to be #30.
More than usual gutless racism too. Post the whole word or dontcha have the balls?

feather?

FIRST!!!

Check out this hilarious sketch about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (but don't stare too hard at the mustache):

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

I see a kenan and kel reunion in the near futrue

Todders link contains a virus if you click on it you'll get popup ads up the wazoo as well as other shit. Don't believe the post that will follow this claiming the link is fine, that's todders posting under another name. Todders you are a fuckwad and lower than the assholes who post for those stupid dating sites.

I love you CandyO and I stand not only with you but within you in your valiant battle against that mean ole nasty other you. You know, the funnier one/asshole. Together with angeleyes we will pull ourselves together like when Sybil was cured and fight as one. I am not sure if we are strong enough as comparing our poetry to the better CandyO speaks of sure defeat, but I say we stand together for God and his righteous Glory.
And now let us all pray for Amy Winehouse. *queef*

Keenan is right. Must beat black woman into submission.

Cook my grits, Aunt Jemima! Or I beat you like gypsy!

I don't like this guy, but he's probably telling the truth, afterall SNL didn't care that a few of his members were killing themselve with ridiculous amounts of drugs back then.

Even the seemingly normal coons just don't know right from wrong.

#40 This isn't a racist issue, much as asswipes like you would like to make it one. Are you going to tell me that every person who posted that she must have done something to deserve it is black? Not even you can pull that one off. What that is for those people is a safety and control issue.

See, if she did something to deserve it, like give him herpes, well, then, that makes sense. Because that way abuse or rape can never ever happen to you, because God knows YOU or your family or your friends are good people, and would never do anything to deserve that, right? Because the fact that shit like a beating or a rape can happen to people who did absolutely nothing to deserve it just too fucking scary to deal with - because it means you have no control over it. And we need to have control. The world has to be a just place where good people are protected from bad shit and no one is ever hurt or violated without cause.

even his ears are fat.

aint nuthin rong wid beeten yo . war da chitlins at?

Hell yeah, whup that bitch like Ike beat Tina

Dude, you're not CandyO she made it easy to recognize her.

REMEMBER...

She's the real CandyO!

And for you to know her so

She will always speak in rhyme

She will do that every time

37. mimi

We know that isn't really you you because CandyO killed mimi with kindness!

#46 mimi refuses to die. just one more thing wrong with the world.

47. figures

mimi is DEAD... but her spirit lives on!

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Perhaps not the smartest thing to say about "how women get," but the rest of it is saying it like it is. Kudos for that. "Click click."

Sorry I said that last remark. I am a complete asshole!

Somebody SPANK me!

I apologize for offensive comments on this website, but I am not responsible

"I don't know the whole story, but I know how women can get when you get a text message from another female, so I'm just saying, you have to learn that you can't put your hands on a female."

WTF does that mean? That you shouldn't hit women because they'll tell other women about it? Or is he saying that she exaggerated the whole thing when she told her friends about it... and she exaggerated her beaten face for the camera?

Bitch-slapping ain't unique to Black hip-hop pretty boy gangsta wannabees, Christians have been torturing women and burning at the stake for centures. Consider Joan of Arc and many more.

Muslims are cutting little girls heads off for going to school. Its the way of the Punk.

Chris Brown is a Punk and so are all who are making light of this but its not just Rihanna, she's just well known.

Its in the culture, across the board and in every race. Nothing funny about any of this and all the jokers here just suggest who we should be drafting to send to Afghanistan. There the Misogynists of the East and West can hopely met and blow each others brains out leaving the world in peace and security.

Fifty-fifth!

Fifty-fifth!

Fifty-fifth!

Jesus, Kenan, is your goal morbid obesity - go on a diet dude, you're huge!

lets be honest, black women need a hand to the face sometime. Its the only way their brains can learn. That or reward them with fried chicken, which in rihanna's case isn't an option unless we want to see her balloon like a jessica simpson.

I think he may have been having a laugh.

What a dumbass..

Ask for forgiveness but do not sin again.

It's like that chimp that mauled that lady. The chimp was taken out of the wild and was made to act civilly. He wasn't wired to live like humans. That's what is happening to the negro. They were meant to live in as jungle. They are just acting like animals in the wild. We expect too much from them. We were able to tame dogs but we'll never be able to tame negroes.

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He mad bright.

I am the most horibel and wiked person who ever lived.

I am not worthy for God to forgive me.

God forgives you bootlips... but you must change you name to Jughead.

Praise Jesus!

I mite bite.

Will God forgive me if I change my name to Jimmy Jim Loves Jesus?

You bet.

I will marry a black girl now and raise beautiful half breed children!

Good Burger says Kenan and Kel still welcome at their old job.

Kenan is always welcome as a valued customer.

How nice. He is so handsome, and I like him very much, I have seen him on
_____Millionaire Romances com_____, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. I am so lucky.

Go Keenen. The media right now is all about what people want to hear, not what they really feel. Hell, Evis beat Priscilla's ass and did drugs but he is still worshipped. You people need to stop beaing so damn typical and racist. The "its a black thing" is silly, unless of course if you feel pedophilia, beastiality, wife swapping and serial killings are "a white thing."

Woody married his daughter, Elvis beat Priscilla. Know that before you write your replies!

If a women put her hands on a man first he have the rigth to knock her azz out.My granny always to me u big enougth to pass a lick u big enougth to take a lick.

I'z benz to da mowtin top. We are da chowsen peeps. We doos wat we haz ta doos.

#76 I agree with u, I don't by any means think a women should be beat but if u start thanwho is to say it's wrong for them to finish