Feb 6 2009Katie Price should wear more pink
Here's Katie "Jordan" Price running errands in Los Angeles yesterday. I'm posting these pics as an object lesson: If you have insane implants, why the hell would you wear a sweater over them? That's like buying a Ferrari than covering it in a Ford Taurus. Which, I don't want to brag, is exactly what I've got going on. Ladies, you're free to swoon.
Also, I don't know why Katie has bandages around her feet, but let's assume they're fake along with the rest of her body and were probably just installed. Tomorrow: New armpits. Woo-hoo!

Reader Comments
1. fast - February 6, 2009 5:01 PM
second!
2. WAHAHA - February 6, 2009 5:02 PM
FIRST!
3. Alyssa - February 6, 2009 5:05 PM
This trick looks stupid.
4. Elizabeth - February 6, 2009 5:06 PM
I am glad I do not have to walk around looking like a cheap whore.
5. joanna - February 6, 2009 5:07 PM
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Mal - February 6, 2009 5:10 PM
She's gross.
7. Michelle - February 6, 2009 5:15 PM
Does she not realise that round necks make big boobs look like they are around your waist? V-necks all the way..
8. foghat - February 6, 2009 5:16 PM
Better to see her wearing pink than showing pink
9. craigj - February 6, 2009 5:16 PM
How would she know about the bandages? She hasn't seen her feet in years.
10. Jaquemon - February 6, 2009 5:17 PM
The bandages are from Dominique....obviously, I'm just saying...
11. Valerie - February 6, 2009 5:18 PM
So sad, she paid all that money for plastic surgery and she still has no ass.
12. p0nk - February 6, 2009 5:19 PM
why hasn't she started singing country music yet?
13. NipTuck - February 6, 2009 5:20 PM
flat ass
14. Jaquemon - February 6, 2009 5:20 PM
I got really drunk last night and finger blasted her. Now my fingers smell like I have TSS. FML
15. todders - February 6, 2009 5:20 PM
The PRICE is wrong, skank!
I just saw a hilarious video about Larry Flint's PORNO BAILOUT here:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html?lastPage=true&SSScrollPosition=1191
16. todders - February 6, 2009 5:20 PM
The PRICE is wrong, skank!
I just saw a hilarious video about Larry Flint's PORNO BAILOUT here:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html?lastPage=true&SSScrollPosition=1191
17. bow - February 6, 2009 5:25 PM
Why does the superficial writer even put this bimbo on his pages? She travels with her own camera man. You are just giving her what she wants, attention! leave her off your pages and maybe her and all like her will go away. Like Paris and Kim
18. suckit - February 6, 2009 5:27 PM
@ TODDERS
nice double post, dickhead...
funny video tho...
19. FRIST!!! - February 6, 2009 5:29 PM
That's what happens when you try to fit a size 9 foot into a size 6 boot. OUCH!!
20. sirlancesalot - February 6, 2009 5:29 PM
@ 17 -- because if he did, there would be no more superficial website. get it?
@ 15 -- Donald Ballsack, now THAT'S a porn name.
21. CaptainMorgan - February 6, 2009 5:37 PM
She looks like she could be Megan Fox's mom. THAT would be a great mom/daughter tag team! I'd be done before we even started...but that's not the point!
22. BLAH GIRLS - February 6, 2009 5:37 PM
OMG! Bubble gum overload!
23. pistola - February 6, 2009 5:38 PM
let's be honest--
if you'd never seen or heard of katie price before, and someone showed you these photographs and told you that she used to be a man, would you believe them?
yes.
24. sarahconnernun - February 6, 2009 5:42 PM
@23 -- yes, absolutely. But would I still have sex with her anyways...? Up for debate.
@ 15 -- lol, good stuff!
25. Sauron - February 6, 2009 5:44 PM
Is it already spring yet?
26. e - February 6, 2009 5:45 PM
Why does she wear a mic and have a camera guy? Who IS this woman? Is she supposed to be a celebrity?
27. DON COLONIC - February 6, 2009 5:49 PM
OMG, I WOULD PISS IN HER ASS.
Once, again to the girls who talk shit on Katie Price.
Your boyfriend who you think is at work right now, is jacking off to her pictures on here. Sorry to break it to you fatties.
http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/
28. bye - February 6, 2009 5:52 PM
Love the shirt!!
29. Just_As_it_Is - February 6, 2009 5:55 PM
Ugly & buttless walking piece of plastic
30. |< ! $ $ - February 6, 2009 5:58 PM
She reminds me of Mick Jagger. They're both from the same (small) country, so maybe they're related or something.
31. Pat - February 6, 2009 6:00 PM
"OMG, I WOULD PISS IN HER ASS."
Dude, you don't have to do that. There are pills for impotency now.
32. my eyes hurt! - February 6, 2009 6:00 PM
She looks top-heavy, good thing she has big feet to keep her grounded.
33. bah - February 6, 2009 6:14 PM
27- what ass?
34. Sean - February 6, 2009 6:14 PM
OK, OK, OK you convinced me: I'll do her!
35. T Bag - February 6, 2009 6:27 PM
Why isn't she auditioning for Paris's Next Best British Friend?
The two could hang around together talking shit and screwing everything that shows any interest in them.
You get fuck all that makes sense from her top lips, and a dose of the Clap from the bottom lips.
36. Funeral Guy - February 6, 2009 6:34 PM
Can you imagine how much like a hard bitten whore this skank is going to look like in about ten years?
37. Sandaroo - February 6, 2009 6:34 PM
She kinda has a guyish body, and no ass.... yeah, and WTF is up with the feet?
38. your mom - February 6, 2009 6:35 PM
Her ass is way too small compared to her boobs. She needs to find Kim Kardashian's plastic surgeon.
39. 11pound - February 6, 2009 6:45 PM
Are all British women skanks with mental disorders? I mean look at her and Jodi Marsh and Sienna Miller and Liz Hurley.
40. Mike - February 6, 2009 6:47 PM
The title to this story is incorrect. It should be titled:
Katie Price SHOWS more pink
41. Mike - February 6, 2009 6:47 PM
The title to this story is incorrect. It should be titled:
Katie Price SHOULD SHOW more pink
42. Vince Lombardi - February 6, 2009 6:52 PM
She needs to turn the batteries down on her boots. Maaaaan, my eyes hurt.
43. Come-Honor-Face - February 6, 2009 6:59 PM
I would enjoy her funbags for awhile. punch em around for an hour or so, but that would prob be about it. maybe tickle her anus in the process, but she is kinda a skanky ho bag.
44. Bessy - February 6, 2009 7:06 PM
#39, you forgot the most important one - AMY WINEHOUSE. I just threw up in my mouth
45. Ali Knievel - February 6, 2009 7:10 PM
She looks like some sorta Skank Superhero.
46. hollywood_hillbilly - February 6, 2009 7:12 PM
I just called ICE, we need to put a stop to these immigrants swimming across the Rio Atlantic! Maybe we should build a wall along the atlantic coast too.
47. Miss - February 6, 2009 7:38 PM
You can't deny she has a HOT body, nice lean long legs, flat tummy and cute tight butt. her body looks like barbie.
48. Jose Pistola - February 6, 2009 7:43 PM
Cameron Diaz with boobies + awesome fashion sense - awesome fashion sense + no butt + some wrinklies = dis ho.
49. spiritkittykat - February 6, 2009 9:11 PM
The bandages are sports/orthopedic taping. I believe it's for plantar fasciatis. It's probably from wearing all those ridiculous shoes and her gi-normous titties!
50. DD - February 6, 2009 9:48 PM
You have got to give her credit for being that bold, though. hahaha
51. dude_on - February 6, 2009 9:49 PM
No style points for color but high marks for the F-me boots.
Dr. Plasticstein should give her an ass and then I say the rest of us take our chances.
52. Dr. Awesome - February 6, 2009 9:59 PM
I hate this bitch.
53. Lain - February 6, 2009 10:53 PM
Check out Ali Lohan's implants:
http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0901/ali-lohan-cleavage-spl76742_015.jpg
54. Evil O. - February 6, 2009 10:59 PM
HEY! It's Malibu Stacy!
55. gerard Vandenberg - February 6, 2009 11:10 PM
Another evicted prostitute who tries it in america, folks?
MAYBE THEY AREN'T CLEVER EITHER?
56. cavy - February 6, 2009 11:30 PM
She may be a bit tacky and I wouldn't be caught dead in her clothing styles, but she is a gorgeous girl. It's amazing how she's kept her figure after all those kids. I've seen some friend's bodies fall apart after ONE child, never mind 3! Yeah, she may get help, but a lot of it is hard work and good genes. You go Girl!
57. theodore rez - February 7, 2009 12:45 AM
@ 42, yeah that shit looks straight outta back to the future 2
@ 15, lol crazy video
58. Scott - February 7, 2009 3:06 AM
FLASHLIGHTS AND EXPLOSIONS
59. Italian Stallion - February 7, 2009 4:06 AM
What's Katies price to show dem titties? I won't pay, but someone will,,,,,,,,,,,,,
60. Rational Rick - February 7, 2009 5:51 AM
She got the Perfect Chest
Wish she could wear a see thru :P:P
XOXO !!
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62. megamike - February 7, 2009 8:48 AM
She shoudl wear my face between her legs. It's a perfect fit!!!
63. mycelebritywhiteteeth - February 7, 2009 8:54 AM
I don't know - it just makes me think Pepto Bismol making their mark on the "fashion" world. I feel like she should be doing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdUed-TFgY
64. Flatise Doll - February 7, 2009 10:07 AM
I think her body is upside down, and she would actually look cute without the giant balloons, whick some really sick doctor agreed to put in her.
65. header queen - February 7, 2009 10:09 AM
I bet those growths on her chest must really make it difficult for her to fuck!
66. Zanny the Nanny - February 7, 2009 10:13 AM
I didn't know that people in L.A. actually have kids.
67. Delgo - February 7, 2009 12:00 PM
'Bram Stroker' is my porno name, you pink cunt.
68. Teresa - February 7, 2009 12:19 PM
I don't know what is happening to this gal but she has seriously aged in the past couple year. She has already went from a hot new face in hollywood to looking tacky and washed up.
69. Haggis - February 7, 2009 12:53 PM
Is that Megan Fox n 10 years?
70. swish915 - February 7, 2009 1:12 PM
i think she looks like a tranny.....maybe thats why she has to reassure everyone with wearin all the damn pink.......great body though..
71. n8 - February 7, 2009 1:53 PM
I'd definitely stick it in her. Her ass only looks disproportionate to the giant pontoons on her chest, otherwise she's got a hot ass. Check out the pictures of her bending over and getting into the car - I'd love to shove it up in that azz.
72. SATAN - February 7, 2009 2:24 PM
i'm hopelessly in love with this chick
73. SATAN - February 7, 2009 2:32 PM
"pontoons on her chest"? what? do you know what a pontoon is? that might be the worst metaphor i've ever heard
74. Captain awesome - February 7, 2009 7:00 PM
#23, couldn't you say the same 'ting' about any and all asian women? they could have all been dudes . . . or 12 years old . . . or 12 year old dudes. Just sayin
75. Lisa - February 7, 2009 7:53 PM
Why do women wear pointy-toe shoes? It's like reverse foot-binding. I didn't realize having Sasquatch feet was attractive.
76. John wayne was a nazi - February 7, 2009 8:08 PM
hmmm maybe the clue about the foot bandages could be the second picture, wheres she shown, with foot bandages, leaving a foot surgery clinic....maybe,just maybe,she had foot surgery....maybe i fucked her toes off
77. Jessie - February 7, 2009 11:19 PM
Did she actually wear those pink high-heeled boots to the orthopedic surgeon's office? I'm sure that didn't go over well with the doctor.
Like it was mentioned before, the taping is for a foot ailment most likely caused by all of her stripper shoes.
78. Chris Jones - February 8, 2009 1:34 AM
Everybody is judging her by the way she dresses. she might be happy with the way she looks. She might have different tastes to other people. People are quick to judge
79. the big kahuna - February 9, 2009 1:09 AM
jesus christ she is such a cheap trashy whore.
how can you NOT judge her when she looks like that?
she's just asking for it.
80. Lisa - February 9, 2009 3:57 AM
78, Because the dumb bitch has yet to figure out that clothing is NOT a way to express yourself however you want. Clothing is a SOCIAL LUBRICANT. If you dress correctly (usually fairly conservative), you will have a much easier time getting respect from people.
81. crazypants - February 9, 2009 11:45 AM
Compared to what she normally looks like she's actually looking pretty hot. The surprisingly toned legs and ass really do a lot to complement her huge clown tits.
82. crazypants - February 9, 2009 11:45 AM
Compared to what she normally looks like she's actually looking pretty hot. The surprisingly toned legs and ass really do a lot to complement her huge clown tits.
83. crazypants - February 9, 2009 11:45 AM
Compared to what she normally looks like she's actually looking pretty hot. The surprisingly toned legs and ass really do a lot to complement her huge clown tits.
84. mi - February 12, 2009 4:37 PM
I've watched her reality-tv show and I love her. All my former prejudice flipped around. She seems to have a great normal, down to earth personality that does not match her appearance at all. This girl is way more interesting than any of the other fake bimbos thinking too highly of themselves, who are currently strutting in the limelights. But her hubby is an incredible douchebag, can't understand what she sees in that short, muscular fatty clown...
Anywho, amazing body. A Kim Kardashian ass would make her way uglier, who could think a huge ass would improve her looks?????? Come on! That ass is tight and just perfect!
85. Mi - February 12, 2009 4:38 PM
I've watched her reality-tv show and I love her. All my former prejudice flipped around. She seems to have a great normal, down to earth personality that does not match her appearance at all. This girl is way more interesting than any of the other fake bimbos thinking too highly of themselves, who are currently strutting in the limelights. But her hubby is an incredible douchebag, can't understand what she sees in that short, muscular fatty clown...
Anywho, amazing body. A Kim Kardashian ass would make her way uglier, who could think a huge ass would improve her looks?????? Come on! That ass is tight and just perfect!
And, she's a mother of THREE!
86. Laye - May 19, 2009 11:33 AM
shes HORRIBLE! her lips are AWFUL shes incredibly ugly i dont understand why a piece of plastic that has botox falling off her face down into her disgusting fish lips is a role model?!?!?!
..oh maybe she has a nice personality.... NO the way she goes on on the show Katie and peter is disgusting she treats him like a piece of shit no wonder hes DIVORCING HER!? my god. she gets paid for doing shit all..
a whole new world with peter andre? has any1 herd the uneditied version on utube? shes a waste of space piece of SHIT.
87. Zoe - August 4, 2009 7:46 AM
I think all of u lot slagging her down are rather sad you seem like u have nothing better to do than slag her off just because she is plastic and has split with pete n loves sex (wich btw wich woman dnt) doesnt mean shes a shit mumm or anything like that ok fair enough she is partying alot atm! peter is actin lie hes the good guy at the end of the day katie has never hidden herself from the world of who she is and what she does, If any of u have even read her book my god u would shut up in mins as she has been trew hell and unless u have been trew that hell urself ur never understand! Honestly could you look after a child like harvey at the age of 23 still young no father about no i dont think you could! And btw dwight left because he didnt have the balls to be a father like most men! Girls im betting u lot r not much better than anyone else in this world have u had a one night stand? Have u cheated? Even eyed another man while being with one yourself? Ask urself as many as u can think and i bet only 2 of them r no!
So dnt judge who u dnt really know oh n btw 4 the guys half of u have thought of a little bit of gay sex in ur head most of u r freaks who think shoving ur hand or ur cock up a womans arse would be so sexually exciting! LET A WOMAN DO IT TO U N C HOW U FEEL! Others of u who r usally really nice to talk to (until we catch u eyeing us up n lickin ur lips cuz uve not had a fuk in 10yrs or even b4) u r usually the real sick ones who watch stuff like midget porn and cartoon porn! GOD GET A LIFE! U no what u lot r shit im a 17yr old girl and fukin hell i know 20xs as much as u lot! LIVES KATIES LIFE FROM START TO BEGINING AND THN MAYB U LOT CUD B ONES TO JUDGE!
88. Zoe - August 4, 2009 7:46 AM
I think all of u lot slagging her down are rather sad you seem like u have nothing better to do than slag her off just because she is plastic and has split with pete n loves sex (wich btw wich woman dnt) doesnt mean shes a shit mumm or anything like that ok fair enough she is partying alot atm! peter is actin lie hes the good guy at the end of the day katie has never hidden herself from the world of who she is and what she does, If any of u have even read her book my god u would shut up in mins as she has been trew hell and unless u have been trew that hell urself ur never understand! Honestly could you look after a child like harvey at the age of 23 still young no father about no i dont think you could! And btw dwight left because he didnt have the balls to be a father like most men! Girls im betting u lot r not much better than anyone else in this world have u had a one night stand? Have u cheated? Even eyed another man while being with one yourself? Ask urself as many as u can think and i bet only 2 of them r no!
So dnt judge who u dnt really know oh n btw 4 the guys half of u have thought of a little bit of gay sex in ur head most of u r freaks who think shoving ur hand or ur cock up a womans arse would be so sexually exciting! LET A WOMAN DO IT TO U N C HOW U FEEL! Others of u who r usally really nice to talk to (until we catch u eyeing us up n lickin ur lips cuz uve not had a fuk in 10yrs or even b4) u r usually the real sick ones who watch stuff like midget porn and cartoon porn! GOD GET A LIFE! U no what u lot r shit im a 17yr old girl and fukin hell i know 20xs as much as u lot! LIVES KATIES LIFE FROM START TO BEGINING AND THN MAYB U LOT CUD B ONES TO JUDGE!
89. Juicy - October 23, 2009 6:26 PM
I think pink goes well with her skin complexion. This might really look like a Halloween costume but she could've toned it down with a lighter colored pants.