Feb 14 2009Kate Hudson installs a stripper pole in her bathroom
Kate Hudson, a longtime fan of pole-dancing, has apparently had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom. The Scoop reports:
“She’s so proud of it,” said the insider. “She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”Hudson did spend the afternoon of Feb. 7 at Wilson’s Malibu estate. But aerobic striptease has its risks. Hudson suffered two pole dancing-related injuries in 2006 — a pulled muscle in her leg and a friction burn on her arm — while gyrating for then-husband Chris Robinson.
The pole-dancing I understand. The stripper pole I understand. Hell, even the bathroom I understand. But the stripper pole inside the bathroom? "Hmm, where would be the best place to install this erotic device used to arouse men? The living room... no, maybe the bedroom. Wait, I got it! The bathroom! Where my boyfriend pees and takes dumps! Perfect!" She might as well have installed it in her son's closet.
Reader Comments
1. Blah - February 14, 2009 10:03 AM
FIRST
2. Blah - February 14, 2009 10:03 AM
FIRST
3. Sauron - February 14, 2009 10:03 AM
FIRST
4. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 10:05 AM
SECOND AND THIRD
5. Blah - February 14, 2009 10:05 AM
wow my first comment virginity is gone and it wasn't all that great. What am I doing up at this hour anyway meh back to bed
6. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 10:09 AM
Since bathrooms,in general,could be slippery,it kind of make sense to install a stripper-pole.
7. Plato Meat - February 14, 2009 10:11 AM
So, Kate Hudson and a pole, yeah...
Anyway, does anyone remember the name of that guy who wanted to sue Barry Bond's bat, Lambeau Field, Hannibal Lecter, George W. Bush, Mount Rushmore etc etc??
I think he had a double-barrelled name and is in jail.
8. sin - February 14, 2009 10:15 AM
Pay per View to see this in action.
9. Sauron - February 14, 2009 10:17 AM
She has great lips.
10. Repentant Sinner - February 14, 2009 10:23 AM
I see nothing wrong with this. I believe in a whore's right to express itself.
11. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 10:24 AM
I don't see fat people at all lately.What happened?
12. Sauron - February 14, 2009 10:33 AM
It looks like she's wearing her bathrobe.She must be totally into bathrooms lately.
13. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 10:38 AM
This post reminds me i've to take my monthly bath.
14. av-hardware - February 14, 2009 10:45 AM
But try to immagine your wife or girlfriend doin it! What a happy Valentine day would it be hehe...Passing out
15. Sauron - February 14, 2009 10:46 AM
She has great muscular knees.I don't see hair this time.
16. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 10:51 AM
Whether it's your girlfriend or wife doing it.For the same price you can hire a professinal.
17. foghat - February 14, 2009 10:52 AM
So her boyfriends can see a titty-less girl dance for them in a room that already smells like shit?
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18. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 10:54 AM
I almost forget.Happy Valentine's Day everybody!
19. Repentant Sinner - February 14, 2009 10:57 AM
Easy toilet access makes vomit cleaning a snap. Don't forget to use a SHAM WOW®
20. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 11:02 AM
AND... H A P P Y V A L E N T I N E ' S D A Y to The Superficial sweetie ofcourse:)
21. Dina - February 14, 2009 11:08 AM
This country has gone to hell! Don't ya'll see it? Your children will grow up thinking being a whore is "girl power" and being a stripper is fun stuff!
22. Sauron - February 14, 2009 11:09 AM
#20 Are you writing in Latin or something? Lazy bum,no spelling-check.
23. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 11:14 AM
AND... H A P P Y V A L I N T I N E ' S D A Y to The Superficial sweetie ofcourse:)
24. steven beyer - February 14, 2009 11:51 AM
To the guy worried about the pole location. Her bathroom is probably bigger than your house, get it.
25. steven beyer - February 14, 2009 11:51 AM
To the guy worried about the pole location. Her bathroom is probably bigger than your house, get it.
26. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 11:56 AM
About the stripper-pole,i'm a bit surprised that some women want useful things for Valentine's Day??
27. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 12:18 PM
To be honest,there goes nothing above having your girlfriend or wife wrapped around a pole.Adults like to play as well,don't they? At the same time it's a great workout.
28. Sauron - February 14, 2009 12:27 PM
We should make a petition for standard stripper-poles in bathrooms and send this around.I hope that Obama is reading this.
29. TJ - February 14, 2009 12:31 PM
She had a cute face when she was younger, but now she's just a flat-chested, flappy pussy divorced one-kid chick.
Questions?
30. Aerialgreen - February 14, 2009 12:38 PM
Yup, this bitch is into scat-play... can you picture it?, a caca/piss pole twirl guaranteed!
31. Prepared to get fucked by the long dick of the law. - February 14, 2009 12:50 PM
Guess my dick wasn't enough!
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32. Groucho - February 14, 2009 1:21 PM
#25, exactly. This "bathroom" probably looks like a vastly more luxurious version of most people's living room...
33. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time - February 14, 2009 1:59 PM
FIRST!
34. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time - February 14, 2009 2:02 PM
So basically she can entertain you while you are taking a dump. Probably the smell of my shit gets her horny.
35. alaskallama - February 14, 2009 2:44 PM
dude. DUDE. either the normal superficial writer flushed his wit away with his morning deuce or these last two entries are written by a second-rate poser. WHERE HAVE THEY TAKEN YOU! IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, DON'T WORRY! I'M COMING FOR YOU! if this keeps up, i'ma stop reading this site.
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37. m.c. in l.v. - February 14, 2009 3:43 PM
Tit less wonder. If you looked up stripper, she would be the exact opposite.
38. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 4:40 PM
She has nice manes.She only has to take care herself of the wind.For the sensational streaming part.
39. lori - February 14, 2009 5:33 PM
I see another Gwyneth Paltrow in the making.
40. Lowlands - February 14, 2009 5:56 PM
And look! A new star is born!
41. Sauron - February 14, 2009 6:05 PM
She's already a star.I saw once her movie 'the skeletor key'.
42. Delgo - February 14, 2009 6:37 PM
Busty.
43. Balls McCoy - February 14, 2009 6:47 PM
What a waste of money, she should have done something more practical like gotten implants. You dumb braud.
44. kingofbeer - February 14, 2009 7:04 PM
haha idiots, celeb bathrooms are like small apartments. Pole is probably in between the hot tub and the 65 inch LCD. Shitter is probably around the corner and encased in gold. Shower probably big enough to park a car in.
45. Sogladgoldieprocreated - February 14, 2009 8:43 PM
Kate Hudson rocks! Best actress in my book and I loved her mom growing up too. They seem like genuinely Cool, down to earth, layed back , people.
46. Hippocrit - February 14, 2009 8:49 PM
If she got implants you would hate on her for that too. You dissing on someone for the way they were born is like spitting in Gods face for the way he creates. You need to work on you before you should be judging anyone else. Sorry your so unhappy, truly.
47. gerard Vandenberg - February 15, 2009 1:27 AM
For blowing up BALLOONS, folks?
48. Lowlands - February 15, 2009 4:33 AM
The biggest problem with stripper-poles is the choice of the diameter.How big are her hands? I recommend her to grap the pole firmly first before installing.
49. Sauron - February 15, 2009 4:40 AM
In case of Kate Hudson i recommend her to grap the pole firm with both hands indeed before the installation part.Since she has very petite hands.
50. Cottage - February 15, 2009 5:19 AM
Why in the bathroom?
51. bbboy - February 15, 2009 9:41 AM
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52. bebo - February 15, 2009 9:43 AM
Wow, she is really too sexy and hot!!! Maybe you can join " m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m " if you want to find such a sexy and beautiful cutie!!!!
53. bossanova sunday - February 15, 2009 11:36 AM
she better learn to strip, cause she really can't act.
54. Barry O - February 15, 2009 12:32 PM
Granted, her bathroom is probably bigger than most living rooms.
Plus, in hollywood, no one's shit stinks.
55. Model Behavior - February 15, 2009 1:01 PM
Even though her bathroom is probably bigger than my house doubled, does not mean it is necessary for there to be a stripper pole in it. I mean, if that's how she satisfies herself, then so be it. But in her bathroom?! I'm sure she can afford one entire room in her mansion dedicated to her pole needs.
56. todders - February 15, 2009 2:06 PM
She's giving the gift of the ULTIMATE DIRTY SANCHEZ!
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58. dee - February 16, 2009 10:23 AM
What she really needs is a boob job. She's but heavy and has to stay thin so she has NO boobs!!!!!!!!!
59. paperback - February 17, 2009 11:39 AM
She looks really good. She's in a higher class than anybody commenting on here.
NO. 58---'but heavy' <---WTF! you sound so retarded. You're probably top heavy; complete with flabby arms and a the measurements of a rectangle.
Kate Hudson does not need a boob job! she's perfect the way she is.
60. Amy - February 17, 2009 4:47 PM
"Hmm, where would be the best place to install this erotic device used to arouse men?"
hey! us girls like this kinda stuff too! i thought you knew about the ladies superfish?!
61. Brooke - February 21, 2009 11:31 AM
Kate Hudson looks great the way she is, she doesn't need implants and I think it's great that she hasn't decided to be like everyone else in Hollywood and turn herself into a plastic person. Just because you like to pole dance for your significant other doesn't make you a stripper or a whore. It's a great workout as well, she probably put it in the bathroom so that her boyfriend could take a bath and watch her work the pole at the same time.