Feb 16 2009Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo do Valentine's Day

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is so overated. I don't see what he sees in her. The only thing worse than a blonde is a fake blonde.

Que sappy.

How many of us have gained weight while in love and lost weight while recuperating from heartache?

OMG those breasts! im hungry for some milk now......

If she continues on this path, she'll be wearing black trash bags by Friday. (yes, bootlips, I said "black trash", let it go...)

those earrings are foul

Nice front-butt. I bet when she caught her reflection she got confused and started turning around and around.

why does she keep wearing these unflattering outfits?? She clearly doesn't know how to dress her body when she's at a heavier weight

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Thanks for almost taking out the entire earth.

LONDON - Nuclear-armed submarines from Britain and France collided deep under the Atlantic Ocean earlier this month, causing damage to both vessels but releasing no radioactivity, a British official said Monday

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she looks so pretty and squishy. real squishy.

a completely unfitted dress should stop all that fat talk...

riiiight good choice Jess

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Anyway, what do you think he does with them big earrings?

She looks awful and WhyTF choose the ugliest dress possible....

Oh yea...she's preggo alright. You can see it in his face. Life WAS looking pretty good for Romo. Its over now and he knows it!

"why does she keep wearing these unflattering outfits?"

It's almost as if she's become fat, and doesn't look as good as she used to regardless of what she wears.

Romo is being very supportive of Jessica, but mostly because now her butt looks almost exactly the same as Jason Whitten's.

Steve-

there are more flattering ways to dress her body type, its not like she's freakin Rosie O or something

she could definitely wear stuff that was more slimming and less sloppy looking

Does anybody edit news headlines anymore? Just saw this one, about the Buffalo plane crash: "Crash victim: 'Everybody loved being around her'" Wonderful, I think they recovered about 47 small pieces of her...

wow... even her tatas and skin are getting busted looking. booo. too much make-up! i hope she is preggers, otherwise she just aged really fast.

She looks great and i bet she bangs like a locomotive! Any (free) sextape available?

I suspect Jessica buys clothes based on these 2 criterias:

It must be an expensive designer label.
It must fit.

This is why Jessica looks dumpy lately because she is short, overweight, and does not know how to buy clothes to flatter her weight gain.

Two words.

Jerking now.

Wow...Romo looks thrilled to be spending time with her.

Yes Romo, you have to deal with this train wreck the other 23 hours and 45 minutes out of the day when you're not titty fucking her.

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This is not the place for that kind of news. We are trying to have fun here don't you get it? And why is it that every time some idiot dies they are alway "the nicest friend ever, the sweetest this or that"? SHUT UP already she's dead!

Whatever "the magic touch" is, Tony Romo has the antidote. Latent homosexuals don't seem to be doing all that well these days ("Hey--YIKES--umm, sorry, Mr. Cruise, I didn't know you were in this restroom...yes, of course, you were drinking a latte, what else could that be?").

If you look at the 8th pic, you can see her actually morphing into Tammy Fay Baker right in front of the camera........creepy.

Hey MIA,
"Criterias" is not a word. Stop trying to sound smart.

Why did this short squat cow-to-be let the world know she passes gas? Tony is so very lucky! I wonder what he see's in her? I don't get it. Particularly John Mayer who is very bright. I have a feeling being with her is like hanging out with your dog all day.

Mmmm. More meat = mor boobage...

I am all for Jessica eating seconds...

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She's made her "new curvy figure!" (fat) into a huge deal and the snacking class is eating it up ("real women have curves!"), but the truth is she's weak and dependent, so she reflects the man she's with. Romo is a slob, just look at him. That's fine for football, especially since he plays a skill position that doesn't require perfect conditioning. But she mimics his lifestyle (have sex, pig out, watch TV, have sex, pig out...) and then wonders why people say she let herself go when she waddles on stage or out for the paps. Yes, girls, she's an icon for the independent woman.

I've been saying she's pregnant for WEEKS now!
Someone confirm it with them already?

I'm sorry, but she just looks stupid.

The boobs look fun...but that face. Duuuuuuh.....

LMAO!

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Tony should have stuck to ass fucking this pig. Now he will get to know her for the next 19 years ha ha ha ha ha ha

He looks like the type of guy who makes the girl ride on top, doing all the work, and when he gets up you see a skid mark on the sheets where he was lying.

@ 31 -- What r u talking about? n00b!!!

@ 30 -- LMAO, that shit was hilarious!

@36

Andrea, you say that like its a bad thing...

#38 - if I want bean dip in bed, I'll get it from the refrigerator.

#37,
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I think it's kinda hot when a chick gains some weight and still keeps her sweet tits. Back in the day, the skinnier you were, the less attractive you were considered. Don't get me wrong, a chick that was born fat and has all the fat-chick qualities is not attractive to me, but a chick that is "healthy" or a bit thick that fluctuates in weight is hot to me. I am NOT a chubby chaser by any means, I just hate these Kate Moss/Sienna Miller stick figures that have nothing to offer.

Did Tony Romo at least warn the chefs that Jessica was in the restaurant ? Or at least order half-portions for her.

Jessica Simpson was never a Moss/Miller stick figure. She was always curvy. Now she's lumpy.

Well black is slimming , maybe paint some white on the front of that outfit and we can call her Orca whale .

Romo got to be the dumbest man in the world to let this ho trap him. Now she is going to be a big fat pregnant pig. She will eat like a pig for 9 month.

His Valentine present to her dripped out of her mouth and onto those NICE tits.
Have a nice off season and fuck that thing every way possible. when training camp comes, drop her like T.O. drops a pass. She is only good for sex. Her daddy knows that.

Oh I feel like for some reason, after all this depressing shit about the economy, Jessica and Her freak of a father got together and said: People want to get their minds off the horrid downfall of the economy how can we profit off this? Oh I know! Jessica go eat your sisters new kid!

Thus why she is getting more publicity now then she was several weeks before! Mad geniuses!!!

I <3 veiny breasts.

Pic #6...giant blue veins becoming visible in the breasts...a common occurence in early stage pregnancy...just sayin'

lol or maybe she just has really big tits?

those are pregnant breasts if i've ever seen them. having had two kids, I should know. the way the veins stand out in the blue/green color like that and all full, yep, she is preggers fo sho.

Look at her boobs!!!! Kinda huge.

She is ABSOLUTELY PREGGERS! See the veins in her chest? That is a sign of pregnancy! Congrats! SHE IS GLOWING AND BEAMING. TONY looks so happy too. She was prob just trying to see if she could trick people longer by sayng she was going to lose weight. good move

30 & 37 are the same poster. todders = sally strutters.

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#19 Everybody except the people in the seats next to her, you mean.

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Those are totally pregnant boobies. Mark my word.

#28

I made a typo, big deal; criteria is plural of criterion. I am not going to waste my time doing spell check.

I saw his profile on millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

#56

Kim Kardashian has veins on her breast implant chest and she's not preggo and she looks like she gave birth many times.

I read on another celeb site that she

SHE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUH.... I STILL HATE THOUGH

Look at pic 8 PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is so ugly!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!

Anybody else realised that jessica is in a formal gown and romo is in frat boy jeans and sappy plait shirt

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I think Tony likes her when she’s got meat on her, because any self-respecting man would have given her fat ass the boot as soon as she gained a couple of pounds. If you’re not pregnant there is no excuse to get fat and out of shape.

#32: I'm right there with you! Couldn't agree more!

fucking HOT.

#32 Amen, she has no real identity and so no one is less an icon for independent women. She's always gonna be a daddy's little girl - and one with a regrettably big mouth, too. Her marriage tanked because everything she and Lachey did became common family knowledge, and when your father in law (aka Creepy Preacher Joe knows all the details of your marriage that means there's no loyalty or privacy.

yeah, now i think she is pregnant too. but why on earth does she not just admit to it, so everybody would shut up with the fat business? i guess there is no such thing as bad publicity after all.

i agree she is pregnant.. she seems kinda happy

i agree she is pregnant.. she seems kinda happy

PREGNANT.

She looks like a blow up doll. A fat blow up doll. I wish she would just go away.

If she is pregnant...just how big will her tits get!!!!

I love her big veiny boobs.

I think they make the cutest couple. I wish them the best of luck!

Mooooooooo

why the giant doorknocker earrings jess?? they look ridiculous!!! and they r pulling your earlobes down....u dont nned to be anymore of u out of shape girl..take a look in the mirror!!! what r u wearing?? a nun dress??? go on adiet already......boobs are all stretched out....they don't look good sweety...and they used to be your best aset.....yuck....blue veins.....

She seriously looks beautiful and glowing, she is perfect. im sorry you anorexic obessesed people can't stand the sight of a vuloptuous woman. she's not fat. fat is like rolls of fat rolls hanging all over the place. i hope women break out the obessesion with super slimness. Even though I hate her I'd prefer a woman her size or Kim Karshdashians size not some chick who pukes all day so her bones are stickin out.

For some reason I just think she's in training to be muslim.

Nice Mumu (or should I say moo moo?)

STOP HATING THEY ARE PERFECT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP HATING THEY ARE PERFECT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP HATING THEY ARE PERFECT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!

What is she wearing? I mean it looks okay at the top, but then the bottom is hideous, I can't tell if it's like balloon pants or a really long dress and I've never seen a dress that long. It's a strange outfit that's for sure. Whoever is her stylist, she needs to fire them ASAP and if she's picking these stupid outfits out herself then she needs to hire a stylist ASAP.

bitch is knocked up , only question is , was it Tony or that sick bastard -creepy preacher joe, anyone saw the pics of him ogling his own daughters tits, what a frickin pervert