Feb 5 2009Jessica Simpson is having a shitty year

A MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoot it!

First?

She looks like complete shit.

http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/

Greasy McFatFace

Is it just me or does she look thin and normal-sized here? Everyone is crazy....leave the poor girl alone!

"Butterface" has a whole different meaning here. I think she's skipping the actual foods and going straight to the fat source.

still a beautiful woman.

she looks HORRIBLE.

YIKES!!!

She's falling apart: so fat, so blotchy, so plain without makeup. She's a complete disaster.

"Well, that was something to tell people about! Jessica Simpson on my flight! Well, time to clean up...say, did anybody see the box of Dunkin Donuts I bought for my kids?"

Thunder Thighs without makeup. A hillbilly dream.

apparently even ProActive dropped her.

Actually I don't think she looks that bad for having no makeup on - she actually looks younger. She doesn't look fat here, either (in the legs, which is all i can see). Ever seen Cameron Diaz without makeup? Now that is *tragic*.

She looks a lot better than she did in her mom jeans outfit. There is nothing wrong with a woman not wearing makeup, believe it or not, some people actual find that attractive.

She took off the makeup so she could get her spray on tan....and that horrible bleach job. She's because a cosmetology school dropout.

Give her a break, she's one of the few celebs that actually looks good w/o makeup on. In fact I would say she looks better w/o makeup than with it; makeup seems to bring out her strong features too much. She should go au naturel because she's one of those rare natural beauties.

She doesn't look fat here, actually. Her face looks like a McGriddle but she doesn't look fat.

For the majority of you dumb as a box of rocks libtards, look at yourself in the mirror. Guess each and every one of you tubs of lard are within your BMI. Think about it.

Smart move, Jessica. When you back up, people hearing the beeping noise will think it's that airport cart.

Butt looks alright in those jeans.

Her face may look like it hasn't used any Pro-Active solution in a while, but her ass looks awesome in pic 3. I;d hit that hard. Her bod looks really good in those jeans, small ass, narrow hips, with her usual muscular thighs. That wardrode malfunction last week will haunt her, though. Horrible choice.

At least she's a great singer.

Horse face and cow legs....not a good combo.

She looks like the average normal person now.

Makeup, personal trainers, the right clothes, good lighting and photoshop do a lot for a person.

She's looking around with a haunted expression, sweat breaking out all over her face. Clearly she is unfamiliar with the airport and hasn't yet spotted the KFC.

She is so hot. I want to shit on her forehead.

I hate to say it, but she actually looks good in the picture from behind. She certainly does not have a fat ass or thighs.

Hard to believe she was once attractive.

There are photos in the latest People, obviously a celebrity-friendly magazine. She's very clearly fat in all of the pictures. Here, she's covered up so much you can't tell. She kinda looks like the blond head cheerleader in high school, coming back from her senior year in college 20 lbs heavier and little beat looking.

idk I thinks he still looks pretty great, she could shed a few pounds but who couldn't? Oh yeah Lindsay Lohan, she'd die.

I think it was just a poor fashion choice. Some outfits make anyone look fat. This doesn't look like the same person. I think the other outfit just made her look fat.

I gragree...she looks like shit w/o make up, who doesn't?
She doesn't look fat
Her lips look sort of normal
But seriously, leave our Quarterback alone. He has enough issues playing football, he doesn't need to worry about your fucked up life.

What is wrong with this world? And what is wrong with you people who are saying that she is fat? Why would someone look at her and say she is fat? She has put on a little weight, but still not considered fat. I'm not an overweight person (I'm a size 2) but I would never criticize someone who was. But Jessica Simpson is absloutely beautiful (with or without makeup) and she is definitely NOT fat!!! Leave that poor girl alone! What does that teach the teenage girls of today? All it is going to do is make them think that they have to be a size 1 to not be considered fat. And that leads to anorexic and bulimic young girls because they don't want people to call them fat! Leave Jessica alone you inconsiderate assholes!!

Ok, it took them awhile to get back from the candy machine, but now all the female commenters are rumbling in to say she's not fat, it was just her choice of clothes. Just like their never-ending snacks, it's like a fat support group that never ends.

Back on the plane there's a big container of butter with an imprint of Jessica's face on it. Sort of like a fat chick shroud of Turin.

every girl looks somewhat homely without makeup.

That said, Jessica needs to put hers back on to cover the harpoon scars.

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

34 - you sound fat.

"And that leads to anorexic and bulimic young girls because they don't want people to call them fat!"

No, little kids get unhappy when they're called names on the playground.

Teenagers and young adults become anorexic or bulimic because they're severely neurotic. Which, I suppose, is like being a perpetual child in terms of always blaming others instead of taking responsibility for your own life. So, yeah, maybe our taunting does lead them, mindlessly, into eating disorders. If we could prod them all the way to completed suicide, that'd be a net gain for society.

"...fat chick shroud of Turin"

ok, that made me laugh

Hey 38. You asshole! I'm absolutely NOT fat. I am 5'5 and I weigh 117lb says my doc two days ago. I used to be a model (2 years ago). And if I may say so myself...I look DAMN GOOD!!! You sound like a complete asshole!

Fat? Are you serious? Look at the pic of her butt. If you guys think that is fat, you are frickin insane.

41 weigh-ann

get over yourself, fatty.

Apparently not as shitty as Paris Hilton.

People seriously need to leave this girl alone -- She is absolutely beautiful and perfectly fine when it comes to size.

#41 - if we've learned anything by now, it's that models shouldn't speak.

She looks like she dropped weight fast. She probably got depressed, lost her appetite, and quickly lost the weight after the media called her fat. She should have wore those jeans for her performance.

she's still a beautiful and normal woman.

43...What is your problem? You started this shit...and now I'm defending myself. You need to grow up! Did you seriously just call me "fatty" and "Weigh-Ann"? LMAO

bugger off! or she will kill you alll

46...Not a model anymore....I actually have a career as a Contract Billing Manager and a Bachelor's Degree. Not your typical model with no brain.

#39

Less than one percent of the US population have an eating disorder. But 70 percent of Americans have a severe eating disorder called Over Eating. It starts off by the fit American gaining 5 pounds. Then 10 pounds, then 20 pounds, and then the fat American starts making excuses like I have my mom genes, I cannot help it. Or it is better than being a skinny model; I have curves. The bottom line is there are too many fat Americans in denial about being fat.

OK...Anybody else want to say something ugly to me personally for no reason?!?!

She definitely does not look fat in these pics- her ass looks pretty damn small actually

She is not fat for God's sake!!! Look at her behind , her nice fresh face...all You Morons have to much time on your hands ! F... off and get a life!

She is not fat for God's sake!!! Look at her behind , her nice fresh face...all You Morons have to much time on your hands ! F... off and get a life!

She is not fat for God's sake!!! Look at her behind , her nice fresh face...all You Morons have to much time on your hands ! F... off and get a life!

It's possible that she tried some type of rapid weight loss. In that case she probably is having a "shitty" year for sure. When she was with John Mayer there was a hotel story about soiled sheets, so she's definitely a butt girl and probably not a puker. In a few weeks she'll proudly display her "new body" (so much for fat acceptance, hahaha) and not realize there's a line of dried diarrhea on the back of her skirt.

She looks more manly without any makeup...especially pic 1..not cute...and the reason she looks thin is b/c she's covered up and wearing black-duh.

#55-57: stop snacking on the "Post Your Comment" button.

I love all the fat girls trying to defend Jessica by saying she's nto fat in these pictures. She's stuffed in those jeans like pork in a sausage.

#59

Look at the last pic with her butt shot. Clearly she has a small butt, hips, and thighs duh!

Hate to break it to you Doc but there are actually some women that do have curves like their mothers without being overweight, its not an excuse for some

Me, my mom and my sister are all pretty tall and have naturally large breasts (ie curves) but none of us could be considered remotely fat- that is genetic (my grandmother on my mom's side had large breasts as well and was never overweight)

Come on, somebody reply to #53's request! She's a model so being abused turns her on. p0nk got her wet and now all she needs is a couple more insults and she'll have one of her crying orgasms.

I weigh 103 lbs (very small), but damn if Jessica doesn't look to be about my size in these photos. I can't explain it: it REALLY doesn't look like the same person as in those MUM BUM jeans.

I can't believe there are comments about these current pics that claim she looks fat. What kind of Adonis-look-alikes are you ass hats?

Face it: any guy who posts to The Superficial is a virgin or gay. Just sayin'.

That's not too bad of a picture. Its hardly worth paying the papz for this. And actually she doesn't look fat in it unlike the other tight-fitting outfit at the country fair.

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Notice how she's resorted to wearing bulky jackets to hide her hideously fat arms and belly?

So sad.

some of the men that make ridiculous comments on here- I would like to see what your bodies look like- man up Vic and Tim

I didn't think so...because you sounded so ignorant. I don't have anymore time to waste on the couple of people who were saying stuff to me personally when all I did was comment on the post about Jessica. She looks great!!! And for the person who actually called me "fatty," Kiss My Ass!! You just sound ignorant!

She kinda looks retarded in these pics, too. She's gone full hillbilly.

We have a winner!!!!

#65 hit the Daily Double!!!

Saying "any guy who ____ is a virgin or gay" right after describing personal info to people who don't give a shit about you. Congrats!!!

#62

I get patients all the time that get upset when I tell them they need to lose weight. They tell me but I only have fat in my breasts, so I cannot be fat. Or I have a curvy body with big breasts and a shapely butt, so how can I be fat? But they are still fat and need to lose weight for their health. Too many Americans do not understand what a healthy weight means.

I love the people who come on here and say "I'm this or I'm that". In case you rocket scientists haven't figured this out but this is the Internet and you can say whatever you want. Telling us you "used to be a model" or I'm a "surgeon" just makes us all think you are full of shit.

No, back to Ms. Simpson - like most celebs without makeup and great lighting she looks normal. Not someone who would turn you head if you saw them on the street.

some overly-sensitive women (fat) need to step back and remember what this site is about.

64. Faith....I used to be a model years ago but hated it. I just don't understand why people are attacking me personally. What the hell did I do? Are you kidding me that you would actually say that?!?! I don't like being abused or being insulted. I'm done! I have a life to go and live now!! Unlike you and p0nk. I was just trying to pass some time...I didn't realize that I was going to be verbally attacked. Geez people...GROW UP!!! Oh yeah...and get a life!

#69 - I'm not trying to sell movies or albums by promoting an image of "hotness" to obscure the fact that I have no talent. I don't confuse my own life with hers. That's what the fattie defenders do.

i'm not sure which is more entertaining, making fun of the celebs or making fun of the tards who come in here defending the celebs. We get more reaction out of the later.

Also, some overly-sensitive women (fat) need to step back from the refrigerator.

75 Weigh-In was attacked! shall i call a Waaahmbulance?

#75 - all caps, looks like you're really building to that climax. Any tears yet?

Check out the big butt pic on Jessica.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jessica-simpson-shows-off-new-curves

It is obvious she lost weight because her butt and legs shrunk in this current pic.

Well she does not look fat at least

#81 I love the Jessica quote on that page:

"Do you think the guys in here are all really looking at all those skinny girls and thinking, Wow, I want to get with her? Or are they looking at the girls with the curves and thinking, Yeah, I want to get with her!"

Gee, what a healthy attitude! She's clearly a real, independent woman (with curves) who thinks for herself and doesn't care about what men want her to be.

I'd love to get a look at some of the men making comments about her. For some reason men never seem to notice what ugly lumps they are when they are criticizing women.

I'd love to get a look at some of the men making comments about her. For some reason men never seem to notice what ugly lumps they are when they are criticizing women.

I'd love to get a look at some of the men making comments about her. For some reason men never seem to notice what ugly lumps they are when they are criticizing women.

Carolyn - please, do you have to go for thirds even here? But anyway, we all know that what you want is a look at our wallets, so stop pretending the deal is anything except pussy for cash.

p0nk's micro dick has to be masturbated with a pair of surgical tweezers.

I looked up "curves" in the dictionary and it didn't mention "lumpy" or "overhanging."

For all you people who have something negative to say, I would LOOOVVEE
to see what you look like. #24 , horse face? Cow legs? give me a effing break! For everyone that called her fat, you are wrong!, she is NOT. Perhaps she is not mainlining cocaine like the rest of hollywood to stay thin. What is friggin wrong with society when we are calling someone who looks like that fat. No wonder we have young women with anorexia and bulimia, with dumb assess making such ridiculous comments on womans bodies. For all you potential pedophiles that want women to look like 12 year old boys, wake up and get real.

p0nk are you sexually expierienced?

p0nk are you under 15? My name is James and I'd really like to see a picture of you

I love you p0nk. Please reply

xoxoxo James

We have a new winner!

#90 hit the Superficial female commenter Triple Play!!!

- I'd love to see what you look like
- you're causing anorexia
- you're pedophiles who want women to look like 12 year old boys

Congrats!

She looks skinny and HOT! Her face is obviously greasy because she just had a spray tan. Many of the good types require you to leave them on for 12 hours before washing to set in. She is ready to get ready soon

Here's the part that kills me: all the chicks will go to bat for Jessica when she gets fat, but before that they're slagging her left and right about being dumb and fake and not deserving her fame and money. It's like a muffintop is the secret cure to female jealousy.

Matt I don't think p0nk likes me. Will you show me sexy pictures of yourself? I'd really like to see them.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison Matt?

Here ya go, #97

Oh matt you aren't what I exspected at all. I wanted to see your naked ass

Looks like the Dallas Cowgirls have a new defensive end.

I love you Matt

You guys are crazy. She is hot! I'd tap it and gladly.

She's got boobs, I think she's allowed to have curves, people. We complain about the waifs, then beach about the overweight cows if they gain a couple pounds.

When are they allowed to be human?

Mon dieu! She needs shine control base, blush and mascara stat!!!!!!

How come Kevin Federline's fat fucking waddling ass isn't all over the cover of People, calling him a fat pile of shit? Oh yeah he's a guy.

"When are they allowed to be human?"

When they stop making $$$ by aggressively promoting a too-good-to-be-true commercial image of themselves that in no way matches reality.

106 sooo true, I think we need to crucify piggy federline to level the playing field here. We need some paparazzi shots of him rooting around KFC. oink oink.

"How come Kevin Federline's fat fucking waddling ass isn't all over the cover of People, calling him a fat pile of shit? Oh yeah he's a guy."

No. It's because he's not a fake musician on tour promoting a fake country album. He tried, with rap, but he failed and disappeared.

I don't think people have neglected to call Russell Crowe a fat pig.

Please. The female commenters who are so valiantly defending Jessica Simpson were calling her a bitch and a slut before she got fat. You're as shallow as the rest of us.

I never called anyone a bitch or a slut before they got fat, 'cept yo' mama.

oops, I should have said "as shallow and dishonest"

I'm guessing she didn't sit in First class because all she really needs is a hot towel to clean her face and she'd be presentable again.

But I'd still fuck her, greasy face and all.

Rickypoo how much do you weigh?????

It was NOT the outfit. She WAS fat then. If some people are unaware of this, there are actually ways to lose up to 10 lbs in just a few days. They are not the healthiest ways to drop weight, but they will work for anyone who is under so much pressure to lose weight. And that's exactly what Jessica did.

As for her not wearing make up, I think that she looks much better without it than most celebrities. She's not bad.

Oink!

Hey p0nk...just got home and wanted to see if you were still really talking about me and I was right...I didn't realize that you were a guy. You must be gay! Men are not supposed to be on gossip sites! Unless they are homosexual. This is freakin hilarious! I'm not overly sensitive or fat, I was just bored at work and got lots of entertainment and amusement out of your stupidity!!! LMAO!!! Oh yeah, and go fuck yourself! Because I'm sure thats the only person who will!

Hey Weigh-In, you sound bitter. stay away from the ice cream, it won't help.

#52 & #72
"Doc", if after looking at these pictures, you still think JS is overweight, then you need your license revoked...assuming you actually are a real MD, which is highly doubtful. Unless you're a plastic surgeon, then keep up your bullshit stats to make sure you stay in business. By the way, your posts are always irrelevant and completely ridiculous.

I think James wants to have bumbumsex with p0nk.

p0nk I've always wanted to know, if you could fellate yourself, would you?

my micro dick has actually INVERTED!!! Is there a doctor here????

Only one who tells people they're fat! will that help?

Not really, do you have forceps?

I'm not bitter, just amused at your ignorance and homosexuality. I think it's you that needs to stay away from the ice cream. Go get you some penis cream instead. That might make you feel better. I'm done, you're boring me now.

Extra small ones?

I'm a fat whore, and so is my daughter! I love to fist my vagina while my daughter Leigh-Ann licks my asshole like an ice cream cone! She shits in my hair, and I vomit into her vagina, which is like a storage room for semen, shit, piss and mung!

Romo's a faggot. They're whole relationship is just for show. That's why they're never seen together, and she's depressed by the whole thing, and that's why she's eating a shit ton of food these days.

Also, #121, who WOULDN'T fellate themselves if they could? I sure as hell would. Every damn day, probably.

127 amateur

Hey 127...(Who I'm sure is p0nk) You are one cold-hearted son of a bitch...My mother just died you fucking piece of shit!!! You have one fucked up sense of humor. You have fucked with the wrong person now. My mother battled a disease for 15 years and died less than a year ago. And for you to say something like that is just distasteful and immature is just really shitty of you. Don't you ever say something about my mother or I will fucking find you and cut your microscopic dick off. You better be glad I don't know who and where you are!!!!!!!!!! I feel sorry for your fucking mother, to have raised a child that would say something like that to someone!!! FUCK YOU!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN FUCKING HELL!!! Which is where you deserve to go after saying something like that!!!

127 wasn't me, nor was anything after 118 until now, but since you're going to threaten with the "internet tough guy" act, i welcome the challenge.
so tell me, was your mom a fattie like you?

Hey 131, What kind of man reads that someones mother just died and continues to insult them?

lisa, my mother just died too. why are you insulting me?

what the hell?? she looks fine.

Well that just raises more questions. What kind of man who just lost THEIR mother reads that someone else just lost their mother and continues to insult them? Anyway I'm sorry for both of your loses.

She looks better without all the makeup she usually has.

Shes a natural beauty and Thank God she doesnt have a propensity for dark meat like another natural beauty, Kim K.

WOW..... many her fans are chatting this on my favorite community called ***sugarmingle.C o M*** where I met many cute, sexy girls

Yea, I do need to keep my stats up. Its why I had my goatse asshole tightened back up small enough to fit a miata. We use my asshole photo when we run ads for plastic surgery or when we need to use barack obamas profile. They are so similar its scary.

Oh fishers, you bunch of saucy fags you.

Why are you all still here?

^^^ @140
Same reason you are.

I don't care what kind of year Jessica is having...she is still HOT!!!

Jordin Sparks is overweight. America Ferrara is overweight. Jessica Simpson is not. Don't be obtuse, people.

She is a natural beauty; she looks amazing. What are you all talking about?

As a 5'1", 400 pound woman with a hair lip and pockmarks on my face, let me jump on the bandwagon and laugh, "Har! Har! Look at fat Jessica Simpson! I'm skinny in comparison, 'cuz I'm callin' her fat on the internet! AND UGLY! Pot callin' the kettle black FTW!"

Leave the girl alone! She looks just fine - this is not a picture of someone who is fat at all - not even close.

There are indeed some good years, folks?

"My mother battled a disease for 15 years and died less than a year ago."

Yep, STDs are a bitch...

The most amusing thread I've seen here. Congrats, all.

great news, i d like to share it with my friends on _______WEALTHYMEETUP.c0 m ___________

Weigh-Ann
You can't seriously think that the people commenting on this are out to get you? Everything on this website is a freaking joke, you would have to be blind to think that Jessica Simpson is actually fat....however bring on the fat jokes people.
Someone should harpoon that whale by the way.

Ok, listen up guys, because here's the truth.

Guys don't "cause" eating disorders. Girls do.

It's moms, not dads. Sisters, not brothers. Girlfriends, not boyfriends.

Sure, once in awhile some thoughtless guy will say "you mean the one who looks like a cow?" and the girl feels really bad. But he won't say something like that 20 times in a week. But a girl will. Not phrased like that, of course. It'll be along the lines of "You might have to let it out, but that top will look good on you" and "I thought you looked the best in that ____ outfit" (referring to something you can't wear anymore) and "He was jerk, always looking at all the thin girls even when he was with you" etc etc etc. And that's just the stuff girls say to other girls face-to-face. Behind their backs, it's a royal bitchfest of cutdowns focusing like a laser on physical appearance. Or, if it's mom, it's focused on how "it's not fair at all, but men really do focus on how a girl looks" (true to some degree, but the truth is irrelevant because mom's intent is to make her daughter feel bad about herself, and thus become less threatening to old over-the-hill mom).

A picture of Jessica, comments that she's fat...mixed in with lots of "I'd hit that!" too. It should all be cut & pasted into the dictionary under the definition of "guy". Mean spirited and lacking insight and a sense of fairness, but inconsequential in the face of the constant horniness (and thank fucking god for that). If a girl can get a sense of self-validation from the sight of a guy's erection, she's in luck because he'll very likely have one if she has any sexiness at all - in that case her physical appearance only needs to be "ok" and it's all good.

But girls? Shit. They'll reduce you to tears. And binging. And puking. One tiny cutting comment at a time.

Syndy, you are so right. A bratty boy can't compare to a mean girl.

Actually, I think Jessica's body doesn't look so bad here. Her weight gain isn't a big deal in the right clothes. And her not wearing makeup, well, duh, of course she doesn't look good without makeup. Most girls don't.

P0nk will you and your inverted penis marry me? Maybe we could gee up a 3some with Weigh-Ann's mum?

#152 - hey, don't tell the enemy our secrets! lol

But yeah, the problem with guys isn't that they're always looking for perfection, it's that they're always looking for different (from what they have now). Guys want variety way more than they want 20 years with the same great looking woman (or 10 years...or 5...or 3...). It even has a name: the Coolidge Effect. You won't be reading about that on Valentine's Day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

Everyone chill the fuck out. She's not fat. She looks just fine. And believe it or not, every real human woman looks like this when you subtract airbrushing and makeup. She's still gorgeous.

Pretty girl. .... She's a pretty girl.

I think she looks pretty good for not wearing make-up. Just saying.

She doesn't look fat from anywhere! In fact I'd like to know how of you would look this good in those jeans and with no makeup. She's absolutely fine and way better looking than you!

She doesn't look fat from anywhere! In fact I'd like to know how of you would look this good in those jeans and with no makeup. She's absolutely fine and way better looking than you!

Funny because she is one of the few celebrities who look GOOD without make-up. Not so much in this case, but usually so. I think people should give her a break.

she looks fine. way better than most stars without their makeup!!! she's still hotter than most.

leave the bish alone ffs. weight gain aside, high waisted jeans make anyone look dumpy as hell! her thighs dont touch themselves, either, so simmer. even if they did; 'summer donna.' it's hard enough in 'everyday' life. SHIT.

I think Michael Phelps is getting ready to take the batton away from Jessica. Idiot.

her face is so greasy........ i had to clean my monitor after i saw her pic........ she left stains.............

Proactive sales just plummeted.

Everyone is fucking nuts! I wish I looked as good as she does without make-up! U should see some of those super models u all think are so hot without their faces plastered up! & she has the tiniest butt here... she's not fat at all! That's just fucked up.... those high waisted paints make everyone look bigger! She's hot!

Denise:

Before you accuse someone of being an idiot, learn how to spell a simple word like "baton" first.

Anyway, are you sure, Fish, that these photos were taken just last night, because she doesn't look fat at all, or even a bit overweight. She looks fine.

Syndy, I salute you!

And Jessica is a beautiful woman with or without makeup. Her figure is perfect for her height, and..GODFORBID...HEALTHY!! If she was bisexual (that means I'm a woman btw) I'd definitely hit it!

She looks so good, more beatiful than the other photos of two weeks ago.

Vamos que está como un queso.

she's beautiful

i think she's looks really good with or without make-up. def not fat

172

I bet your pussy stinks.

people who say she is fat from those photos need to get a grip.
im sure if you had all those flashbulbs in your face it'd be shiny too.
she is gorgeous.

She looks fine in these photos. Evidence that she simply chose a terrible outfit for her chili cookoff.

She may have put on a few pounds, but not 30.

now guys comeon leigh ann says shes a model she must ve lol

NOT SLUT HAHAHA

i'll be honest im 21 420 lbs 6"7 and telemarketer why bcant n e one else be honest like that

she looks like shit, but not fat. from behind, she actually looks thin. her face looks a dino, right? maybe a t-rex. and she looks about 38.

in other news: leigh-ann, you cannot be a model at 5'5.'' even commercial models have to be about 5'7'' or the clothes looks distorted in photos on their short little bodies. unless it was some kind of porn or something, you can't be a proper 'model' unless you are tall.

Everybody needs to leave her alone. She is truly pretty with lovely hair, skin, teeth and body. Everybody seems to gain a certain right the minute their on the computer which intitals them to verbally attack a woman for being a tiny bit heavy. What happened to curves being beautiful?

Two undeniable facts about Jessica Simpson:

1 She's fat, short and big boned.

2. Her face looks like a toaster oven.

Her ass looks skinny in the 4th pic id hit it in a heartbeat she's plenty hot!

jessica does not look fat in these pictures. the others yes... these, no. as for her with no make-up, this is just the reality of how most people look without make-up.

I haven't read the whole thread but I will add these two points:

1 - She actually looks fuckable here... I mean, a total lack of self self esteem, she looks like she's been crying all night, and let's face it, those cans...

2 - p0nk is right and all you fat fucking pigs are wrong. Except of course if p0nk said she looks like a cow here, at which point I'd have to respectfully disagree. You're all a buncha couch f0ckers.

Wish I looked that good 'fat' and without a drop of make up. Media is nuts.

If I was a chick, I'd BEG/PLEAD/KILL to look that good.

#71 Whoops! Did I touch a nerve, or what?

I just mentioned my weight because I anticipated a bunch of prepubescent virgins would accuse me of being fat simply because I am of the opinion that Jess looked quite skinny in these pics.

You know what? I'll take back what I said: all men who post on The Superficial are probably Matthew McConaughey and Brad Pitt look-alikes and are all male models or CEOs of Fortune 500 companies who drive Porsches and Jags and routinely sleep with Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie look-alikes.

she looks so pretty here!

and to all those guys who are putting down the girls on here who are defending jess............ you are idiots. imagine if all we saw on these websites and magazine and tv shows was men? who lost weight? who gained? who is too skinny, who is too fat? too young, too old? and so on...............the fact is that men don't have to put up with half as much as us females do, in terms of people tearing them apart .

and yes, call me fat now because i said that. wow....... i must be so overweight!!

beautiful person, bad angle...take a look at every single other picture of her, or meet her in person!! she looks just fine!

Oh My God!! Just checking to see if this is really still going on. First of all, 148...Lauren, My mother did not die of an STD. Not that it's any of your business but she battled Cancer for 15 years, you bitch. Why would you even comment on that? And secondly, 177...I have said three times already that I USED to be a model 12 freakin years ago. Runway stuff and i audtitioned for a movie once or twice...I hated it. I'm not a model anymore. I actually have a career that I have worked hard for. I just got pissed off last night because P0nk made that message posing as my mother and that really got to me. Me and my mother were really close and that hit a nerve. I know this is stupid shit and I shouldn't let it get to me, but that message about my mom did.

#186

It would be great to have a mostly men celebrity Web site? We could exploit the men! Yeah! I might just start one!

Weight is clearly not the issue here. Look at those skinny legs! It's her overly-tanned face, the greasiness in her face, and her horrible choice of clothes. She seems to be a nice person and all, but she looks a mess.

She looks fine here- way slimmer than in the other pictures from the last couple weeks. I hope she didn't do anything unhealthy to lose the weight, but lets face it, she probably did. But either these jeans are just waay more slimming than those ugly mom jeans and the skin tight leather pants from the last few sets of photos, or she lost about 10 pounds in the past week or so.

Leigh-Ann, I raised you to shut the fuck up. That wasn't technically modeling sweetie, and I believe, what do you kids call them....... skin flicks? Well anyhoo, those aren't real movies persay. And being a runaway is not the same thing as being on a runway. I told you that repeatedly. Don't be a self-righteous bitch to these nice people or I'll have to tell you that you were adopted and........ oops....... well....... so, how are the kids........?

OK...I'm going to ask you nicely to please stop with the "Leigh-Ann's Mom" messages. It is really inappropriate. My mother really did just die and I have breakdowns daily about how much I miss my mother. It is something that you never get over. Please stop!

WTG Jessica, this is a much better choice of attire for you!

Now you can see why only the skinniest women wear skinny leg jeans, high waist jeans and/or pleather.

I think she looks much better in this outfit!

#193: This isn't your personal blog. If you don't like what people are saying, why don't you go visit a website that's more your speed, like oprah.com?

Sorry about your mom though.

195...I'm not the one who made it personal. If you go back up I commented on Jessica and how she was not fat. And then some asshole started posing as my mother saying ugly things. And it pissed me off. As it would anyone else. I'm done though as long as whoever stops making the "Leigh-Ann's Mom" comments. They are inappropraite and distasteful. But, No I'm not using this as my personal blog. It just really got to me that there is someone in this world who would find that amusing. I actually never comment on these gossip sites and the first time I do this is what happens.

I'm sorry sweetie, but you're acting like the person that goes to the doctor saying "It hurts when I hit myself with a hammer on the head, what should I do?"

Oh My God! You're stupid...I have work to do. Bite me!

Leigh-Ann
Sorry, but you need to let it go. You defended Jessica, fine, good for you. We don't know you, and it's fun to push other people's buttons just to get a rise. You keep coming back & posting. Walk away for God's sake. Oh, and we're just sick of dumb broads posting stats about themselves (ie, I used to be a model) no one cares. Were you famous? No, so shut the fuck up, pick up some Midol & Tampons (sounds like your period is coming) and step away from the computer.

@188 - are those your recent/current weights (144 /177)? Were you like 6 when you modeled or did you just get too fat to do it anymore?

OK...Really...I come back almost 4 hours later and you guys are still talking shit. You guys must really have no, life or job or anything to do. And I have tried to let it go. But out of boredom and curiosity I keep coming back just to see what was said and you guys are the ones who can't let it go. It's not bothering me anymore. And BTW..."Corpse of Weigh-Ann's Mom" (hahaha)...I've never weighed anything even close to that. But I'm sure that you far exceed that. Jesus people...Really?!?!

oh big deal she has on no makeup. she looks great and see she is not fat. look at that ass. leave her alone an get a life.

Where is the corpse of Leigh-Ann's Mom? I would love to taste her sweet, sweet mung. Anybody wanna help me dig her up?

Okay guys...

I'm gonna go get some coffee-- I need a break after spending 14 solid hours putting up this AWESOME house of cards here in spot 205! Can you just keep an eye on it for me? Don't let anyone knock it over, K ? BRB...

what is that bump under her ass? that black shirt has food all over the front, ew.

I always think she looks pitifully adorable without make-up.

She reminds me of someone...

Well regardless of whether or not all these assholes think she's fat or not, they'll never sleep with a girl half that hot. To all the moronic, lazy-ass misogynists shitting on this girl's weight, perhaps your time would be better spent jacking off? Just an idea.

Anna @208 you're so unoriginal it's painful

you people are full of shit. i think she looks better without makeup, and trust me, she looks better than 99.9999999% of all the posters on this site, myself included. hell, i wish my wife had that body; i wouldn't be here looking at jessica simpson pics....

me @210 sorry your wife is so fat and ugly

Those who think Jessica is FAT, must like jerking off to furniture porn!
What is good body then? Anorectic girl with implants? A 50 yo corpse?
To my eyes, this Jessica S. has no ass enough (like'm phat and round, mmmm...). She is prettier without makeup, def! Butt still - I'll pass all women whose first name begins with "J"... Name weighs more than the zodiac, trust meh...

She looks freakin great without makeup. She looks fricking hot in that black getup. Yes, she's fat by Hollywood standards. The broad is gonna catch herself an eating disorder with all this crap talk. Hope she loses the "weight" in a good way...

And good luck with the "weight", Jessica. I know how ya feel.

If its any consolation, EVERY FREAKIN MAN I KNOW WOULD HIT IT, then wife it, eventually.

These pictures CANNOT be recent.

Yes she put on a few pounds, and she looks good. As long as she is happy who flippen cares! She is still beautifu, and she looks damn good with or without make-up!

Yes she put on a few pounds, and she looks good. As long as she is happy who flippen cares! She is still beautifu, and she looks damn good with or without make-up!

poor girl, she needs to dodge those cameras better

i'd like to see pictures of some of you morons running through an airport at 5:00AM trying to catch a flight. you'd look like something that should've been thrown out with yesterday's trash. if jessica is fat in these pics, then i'm officially in the market for a fat girl. if you ask me, all these pics prove is that she's beautiful falling out of bed in the AM. some of the comments here are from some real TERDS!

IS EVERYBODY IN HERE UDER THE AGE OF 12??? WTF

dude....she's fucking thin. what the hell?

i'll admit she looked fat in those last pictures (the ones with those mom pants and the belt) but she looks like a different person here.

and like a lot of people said, she has a pretty face. i don't wear any makeup at all besides mascara and some coverup where and when i need it and still get complements because apparently i have good bone structure i got from my mother.

she's fucking hot and she's not fat.

being thin with a horse face doesn't make you prettier than someone who's got an ass and boobs and some FaaaaAAAAtttt and a nice face. She has both a nice body and a nice face so get over it.

FUCK.

Wow she is really starting to look like Daddy... he must feel like he's fucking himself when he sneaks into her beroom and slips it to her.

where's the fat??
i'm not seeing it.......

i dont see what the big deal is. she looks like a normal woman without makeup. most celebrities look worse than her without it

She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

She looks great without make-up. Leave the poor girl alone.

You guys are a bunch of IDIOTS! It's so amazing the number of retards the internet brings out. I guess you feel cool behind your stupid computer desk and your useless lives...bashing someone else. Well, why don't you put a pic of yourself up here if you are such a vision of beauty! JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS AMAZING HERE!! She looks great without the makeup, flawless beauty and seems to have lost all of the weight...so I guess the jokes on you guys huh? Grow up and get a life...because I would bet my last shorts, the majority of you are ugly cretons, who I wouldn't f&8k with my neighbour's D#$k. I am referring to guys as well by the way... cause you must be gay to think a woman's "natural beauty" is ugly. God Bless...;)))

SHe is still a beautiful woman. SHows you how wrong and evil the media can be once they decide that they dont like someone.

Wow, all I have to say is that I wish was THAT fat and looked THAT ugly with no makeup. C'mon people, she looks fabulous! She is a natural beauty for sure.