Feb 5 2009Jessica Alba admits to wearing girdle
In an interview obviously conducted before Rebecca Romjin made every new mother in America weep for hours, Jessica Alba talks to Elle about getting back in shape after giving birth to daughter Honor Marie in June:
On snapping back into shape so quickly after giving birth: “I did it for the Campari job. [The workouts] were horrible. I cried. And I haven’t worked out since.”Her secret to looking slim after giving birth: “I wore a girdle. Eight weeks after my girlfriend had her baby, you could see her six-pack. She told me to put an elastic band around my waist – any kind of band or girdle works. She was like, “I slept in it.” I didn’t recover as fast as she did. I don’t have a six-pack – that’s just not my body at all.”
While I admire Jessica's candor in admitting she wears a girdle, (Don't I know somebody else who wears one?), the Campari calendar shoot was so airbrushed I'm surprised there wasn't a wolf howling over a cliff underneath Jessica's name written in the orange sky. That said, anyone else feel the urge to make out in a van with shag carpeting? Meet me at the park in ten. Gotta comb my mullet.
Reader Comments
1. p - February 5, 2009 9:42 AM
so what??...
2. Candy - February 5, 2009 9:43 AM
B.S. I don't believe it one bit.
FIRST
3. RichPort's Ghost - February 5, 2009 9:45 AM
Live a little Jess... I had a six pack right after my wife gave birth...
4. hollywood_hillbilly - February 5, 2009 9:47 AM
Pics or it didn't happen!
5. funkymess - February 5, 2009 9:47 AM
amazing. simply amazing.
these are the kind of things that make you think.
it reminds me of einsteins' relativity theories, or plato's writings.
i'll mull over this information for a long time.
thank you fish, you really blew my mind today.
i look forward to the next post detailing spencer pratt's preferences in hair trimming products, or pamela anderson's philosophy on g-strings.
thanks again, i'm now leaving to reflect.
6. Jesse - February 5, 2009 9:48 AM
Working out isn't bad at all. It's her mixed-race heritage that makes her hate anything that involves the word "work."
7. Jrz - February 5, 2009 9:49 AM
She needs a girdle for her ego
8. pete - February 5, 2009 9:52 AM
Ah...the latest installment of "I hate being called "hot" because I don't think I'm hot at all." As appealing as ever.
9. Aunt Jemima - February 5, 2009 9:58 AM
Face it Jessica, you are going to look like you mom eventually. Fat and uuugly.
10. mellon - February 5, 2009 9:59 AM
that's one shifty-eyed baby
11. Deacon Jones - February 5, 2009 10:01 AM
Yuck.
This story just made me remember a girl i banged down at the shore.
She insisted on keeping her sun dress on during sex cause she had a kid and had stretch marks on her stomach.....HORF!!
12. Carolyn - February 5, 2009 10:03 AM
Not an attractive baby.
13. Jrz - February 5, 2009 10:08 AM
AHAHAHA!! That IS a shifty-eyed kid. Hold on to your wallets!
The kid looks like it weighs more than the mother.
MOM-MAH! BAY-BEE HONGREE! NOM! NOM! MOM-MAH!
14. I Quite Abhor Stupidity - February 5, 2009 10:32 AM
#5: Well said!
Has anyone else noticed that this baby has a unibrow?
15. benjaminbutton55 - February 5, 2009 10:34 AM
she's so adorable!!~
Wannt meet and kiss charming girls like her!! +++ ___Agelessmate.c o m___ +++ is just the place where what you meet can exceed your wild imagination!! u have nothing to lose to check it!!LOL
16. Sheva - February 5, 2009 10:37 AM
It's all downhill here on in. One of the things that made her so attractive is we never had to listen to her. Every word unscripted from her is more and more unappealing.
Oh well, we'll always have reruns of Dark Angel.
17. Jackson - February 5, 2009 11:01 AM
Jessica recently had a baby and a lot of females wear a girdle to improve their figure. Kim Kardaskank never had a baby, wears a girdle, but does not want to admit it. Like her girdle butt is not obvious to everyone lol!
18. Dixie - February 5, 2009 11:05 AM
#11
Yeah but you still banged her, so she was good enough for you!
For all you females embarrassed about your cellulite, stretch marks etc. Don't ever put yourself down in front of the man who is going to bang you/ make love/ whatever you want to call it. Why? Because they are horny and currently you are the sexiest female they have, so don't worry about your body. Enjoy yourself! Guys don't have perfect figure either and they get stretch marks too! For goodness sakes females; you have a pussy and men want it!
19. nichole - February 5, 2009 11:11 AM
We should all be so lucky as to look like her after giving birth.
20. In Case You Didn't Know - February 5, 2009 11:15 AM
Her Campari calendar was not the only one that was heavily airbrushed...
21. atotalcad - February 5, 2009 11:17 AM
That baby looks like Leonid Brezhnev or maybe Raymond Burr.
22. Deacon Jones - February 5, 2009 11:20 AM
@18
Eh...it was Labor Day Weekend...everyone down there goes on a fuckfest the last weekend...similar to college before break
23. Dixie - February 5, 2009 11:33 AM
#22
I live in Newport Beach, California so we are always having fuck fests. I had a guy tell me that my perky 34Cs were not big enough so I told him his cock was not big enough! He looked really hurt and we never did have sex that night. Some guys think putting a chick down will make them want you more but not in my case. Where do you live and where was the fuck fest?
24. ahah deacon - February 5, 2009 11:39 AM
ahah deacon was having sex.
considering the profundity of his thought, and the amazing ideologies he's expressed on these boards, i suspect - actually, i'm positive - that when he refers to fuckfests he's actually talking about goats' mating season.
you know, he gotta do what he's gotta do.
or, more objectively, he does what he can.
you go deacon! show them goats with stretchmarks that you's got some reputation to defend!
25. BUZZ - February 5, 2009 11:54 AM
That is the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my entire life! She should cover it up in a bee keeper suit.
26. lizzy - February 5, 2009 12:12 PM
that baby is NOT ugly!!! she's very cute, and quite the chunky little thing, such fatty little legs!
27. Deacon Jones - February 5, 2009 1:16 PM
@23
It was the Jersey shore, all the seasonals have a going out block party at the end of summer. I'd rather be at Newport though.
And #24 was the girl. She always was a firecracker...
28. RichPort's Ghost - February 5, 2009 2:05 PM
I'm married... a fuckfest to me is using both hands to whack off...
29. Jrz - February 5, 2009 2:13 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAH! AHAHHAHAHAHA!
RICH! YOU FUNNY FUCK!
30. Jrz - February 5, 2009 2:16 PM
UGH. We locals of the BEACH hate when you fucking shoobies call it the Shore
31. Horny Hottie - February 5, 2009 2:18 PM
#28
I am married too and my husband has a low sex drive so my fuck fest consist of the following:
1-Put on sexy lingerie (I like looking at myself in the mirror cuz I'm hot)
1-Bring myself to orgasm using my fingers
2-Bring myself to orgasm using my vibrator
*I can't use the word C_M because it gets rejected but Fuck does not! Makes a lot of sense!
32. never worn one never will - February 5, 2009 2:41 PM
girdles are not a good idea it stops your blood circulation which can lead to those ugly purple veins
33. takingthecake - February 5, 2009 3:14 PM
dood...why does that baby look piss all the time?
34. Deacon Jones - February 5, 2009 3:32 PM
@30
It's "down the shore" Jrz! Live with it.
@31
Call me
35. ;) - February 5, 2009 3:40 PM
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36. BIGBLACK&BEAUTIFUL - February 5, 2009 4:43 PM
That baby looks like Patton Oswalt from King of Queens. LMAO!
37. Clay - February 5, 2009 5:16 PM
I'd still hit it.
38. nastyjay - February 5, 2009 6:21 PM
my cock still throbbs for you baby
39. kate - February 5, 2009 8:49 PM
She is really very hot on the ***sugarmingle. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
40. J - February 5, 2009 9:37 PM
Please GET rid of that black nail polish isn't it out of style yet!!
I wonder if she is breast feeding b/c her boobs don't look that full anymore.
Poor baby...going to be photographed a the time and isn't even that cute...she got Cash thin lips. The baby hair do is awful. She should leave Hollywood at this point.
41. gerard Vandenberg - February 5, 2009 10:16 PM
The similar mongol-look is NO coincidence, folks!!
42. commentcommentator - February 6, 2009 1:08 AM
#9. I think you are wrong. Jess will look stunning into her forties.
#18. No reason a girl should cover herself up. I usually shut my eyes rather than look at the pigs I stick my cock in, so it makes no difference.
#25. et all. The baby is definitely ugly. No question.
43. o yeth it is - February 6, 2009 2:35 AM
Why, that baby is just...brrreeeaathtaking!!!!! What? You haven't seen her? Come onover here, you've just got to see the babyyy...,
44. mzchanny - February 6, 2009 4:17 AM
#14 - The Baby has a unibrow well hello Has anyone noticed Jessica's unibrow? LOL
45. john6535 - February 8, 2009 3:35 PM
im 17 but i wood fuck her in the ass. i masturbated 9 times to her yestrerday. ms. alba, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee suk my 2 inch dick.(3 and a half inches erect!!!!!!) pleaseeeeeeee
46. Vanessa - February 9, 2009 12:20 AM
Okay..is it just me or does that baby look more like a boy than a girl?? WTF? You know your baby looks like a boy when you have to stick a little bow on top of her head like that.
47. Vanessa - February 9, 2009 12:20 AM
Okay..is it just me or does that baby look more like a boy than a girl?? WTF? You know your baby looks like a boy when you have to stick a little bow on top of her head like that.
48. AmeriCanadian - February 10, 2009 1:39 AM
The's one helluva an ugly-ass baby....do Celebutards like that wetback (oops did I say that out loud?) have plastic surgery for their ugly babies yet???
49. Jenn D - February 13, 2009 3:33 AM
Um, is it just me, or does her baby look very non-feminine? I'm just suprised, even though her appeal has dropped by her being so damn cocky, she's still one of the most gorgeous actresses out there... but I guess that's why she's cocky
but, yeah, her girl is kinda weird looking. Damn, I hope this doesn't start a Jenn D(me) and Jess rivalry.