Feb 22 2009Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost her shit

She only wishes she had the career of Audrey Hepburn. She is so meh.

Set down the croissant and walk away...

And check out this hilarious video about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (but beware the man in the mustache)

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/6/larry-flints-porno-bailout.html

wow fat and flabby. this girl can starve her self and work out at a gym 24hrs a day but she never seems to really loose it.

saddo.

she used to be hot, what happened to her?

The bathtub may not be a bad idea since you are struggling with comedic writing.

its so freaky how comments pile up oh so quick!

haha greatness delirious, LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
she´s still hot

She's not crazy for doing something quirky to mark a milestone-birthday but she's certainly insane for thinking she can pull off Audrey Hepburn.

i think her figure looks nice. tiny waist!

Why do all celebs drive that Mercedes Benz Gelandewagen? I also love it, but why do they? Oh, because they all do. Fashion, a fickle mistress...

She looks great. Would love to get behind her big hips and work that nice rear. Make sure there is a mirror involved though so I can see that beautiful face.

wait didn't she play as audrey in The Audrey Hepburn Story?

she's done this scene before, but she was skinny... and hot... and not a tool

Nothing screams successful career like dressing up as someone else and inventing a reason for people to take your picture.

When you're buried ears-deep in that ass, her mental state is the last thing you need to worry about.

Instead, have a panic attack over the possibilty that she might "lose her shit".

I think she looks cute, although I am willing to quibble that JLH is actually dressed up like Holly Golightly.

No, she's 30 and has a normal body. Most jr high and hs girls are fat slobs compared to Jlove. I'm sure most of you hate just because your women are not nearly as cute all around.

Sooooo cute and feminine. Most women at 30 are pigs with super love handles.

She has, and always had, a horrible sense of fashion. You'd think that she'd as least hire a stylist or something.

I will say that the dress does accentuate the mounds of mammary flesh that I love to suck on. Her tits look fabulous in that dress!!!!

Holy shit! She is 30???

All these comments cannot bury the past... it lives on in the last thread.

I miss mimi!

Rewritten it might sound like this...

Bless my soul, bless God. From head to toe, I'll bless his holy name!
O my soul, bless God,
don't forget a single blessing!

3-5 He forgives your sins—every one.
He heals your diseases—every one.
He redeems you from hell—saves your life!
He crowns you with love and mercy—a paradise crown.
He wraps you in goodness—beauty eternal.
He renews your youth—you're always young in his presence.

6-18 God makes everything come out right;
he puts victims back on their feet.
He showed Moses how he went about his work,
opened up his plans to all Israel.
God is sheer mercy and grace;
not easily angered, he's rich in love.
He doesn't endlessly nag and scold,
nor hold grudges forever.
He doesn't treat us as our sins deserve,
nor pay us back in full for our wrongs.
As high as heaven is over the earth,
so strong is his love to those who fear him.
And as far as sunrise is from sunset,
he has separated us from our sins.
As parents feel for their children,
God feels for those who fear him.
He knows us inside and out,
keeps in mind that we're made of mud.
Men and women don't live very long;
like wildflowers they spring up and blossom,
But a storm snuffs them out just as quickly,
leaving nothing to show they were here.
God's love, though, is ever and always,
eternally present to all who fear him,
Making everything right for them and their children
as they follow his Covenant ways
and remember to do whatever he said.

19-22 God has set his throne in heaven;
he rules over us all. He's the King!
So bless God, you angels,
ready and able to fly at his bidding,
quick to hear and do what he says.
Bless God, all you armies of angels,
alert to respond to whatever he wills.
Bless God, all creatures, wherever you are—
everything and everyone made by God.
And you, O my soul, bless God!

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There is NO WAY she eats that croissant and drinks that coffee. NO WAY. (Unless it's, you know, ALL SHE EATS that day.)

I would do anything in the world to make love to this woman. She is the most beautiful creature in the entire world. I am secretly trying to become a millionaire so I can ask her out. When I see her on TV I get all shaky and jittery. My tongue starts making circles on the roof of my mouth uncontrollably. I want to lay her down and perform oral sex on her for 3 hours. Every woman I have ever been with, I am pretending it is Jen. She is the only Goddess in Hollywood. The other no talent hacks aren't fit to carry Jen's luggage.

CandyO are you ok?

Who is she kidding? She's about three times the size of Audrey Hepburn.

I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

Don't care how batsh*t crazy she is. She's hot.

her fat is like oozing out of her gloves.. that's disgusting.

Not only do I still find her very attractive and would still "hit it," I'd also marry her too.

I did, however see her on the Tonight Show last week and was mildly let down. She is a notorious fan of not exercising and essentially said as much by admitting she couldn't do a single "real" pushup.

But damn, I love them boobies.

Senile or not, I'd be all over that like a twenty dollar suit, oh yes I surely would.

#32: WTF are you talking about?!?

she looks hot !!!I would do her for sure! those boobs are bangin' you know what I'm sayin"? she maybe crazy but I love that shit ahhaha

ok, maybe it's a little weird or just because i love breakfast at tiffany's but i totally would dress up like audrey and go to tiffany's for my 30th!

She never was "hot". she just has kinda big tits that she will not show.

dude. you and i both know she threw that dry old baguette away and replaced it with a krispy kreame once the paparazzi left.

She can do 10 push ups.
One for each tv dinner.

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Happy Birthday Jennifer! Get yourself something nice. Have faith that you will meet a better guy.

I am going to BAN anyone pretending to be me!

I LOVE Amy Winehouse!

She looks like she's got midget arms

But I'm an asshole, so what do I know?

She's still hot IMO. The fact that she can even pull off the Audrey Hepburn thing just makes me want her more, quite frankly.

ohhh, JLH. When will you(r rack) and I be one?

BTW... Jesus loves me! (not Madonna's Jesus)

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By the way, is it true you are gay and have the hots for that other Madden boy?
That seems to be the only reason to put pictures of that loser here.

She's cute, I don't care what anybody says.

oh JLoHew, this may be even more pathetic than C. GAGuilera's clockwork orange gone wrong bday bash....well almost, her saggy boobs + Bratman lagging behind was pretty atrocious. Poor Audrey's probably rolling in her grave. However I do have the urge to watch Can't Hardly Wait...lol

She's so average....

She needs to get over herself unlike her Audrey Hepburn was....famous

Look at her arm fat !!!! Those rolls she's been eating gave her that sh!t

I am turning my life over to Jesus right now!

GOD has the Real Power! The Power of Love! SONG CUE!

I love Jesus!

It's presumptuous of her to think she can pull of Audrey Hepburn, and that is an understatement.

Pathetic attention whore.

Its a damn shame she lost all that weight. I was getting fond of referring to her as Jennifer Love Handles.

That is correct. I am a pathetic attention whore. I need Jesus.

Forgive my rampant rabid rambling... I am gong into rehab tomorrow!

She looks "RELIEVED", folks!!

It's never Tiffany's (plural). It's only Tiffany.

God will relieve you of your sin!

Wow, and no wonder all these kids have anorexia and other eating disorders. If this is fat- you are insane.

PRAY for Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Our Father who art in Heaven....

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barely rhyming poetaster

love,
Foog

i bet she's wearing a girdle to hide make her body look curvy instead of fat.

Foog hatem hims own dutz!

Foog need Jesus!

I don't get this chick. Every other month, she's gained or lost 30 pounds. I don't know about the other ladies here, but I really have to be a slob to gain wait - sit around and eat garbage. Anyone who makes excuses for that kind of behavior has got to be similarly LAZY themselves.

She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?

I would date her and marry her. She'd make me an honest man.

Actually I would really love to motorboat.

Audrey HIPburn.
HAW!

The Holly Golightly character was a hooker.

Poor J-Love,

I bet she sat at home watching the Oscars in that outfit as she did bong hits, yelling at the TV and threw bon bons at it every time Anne Hathaway came on the screen.

She's still sexy as fuck though. But I like girls with big hips and big tits.

She actually played her in 2000 in The Audrey Hepburn Story for Lifetime or something (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163887/).

That being said, this is bordering on Sean Young crazy.

Titties, titties titties. Show us your fucking titties!! Get on your knees and do your gender proud! Suck till your ears pop!
Lets see her doing naked yoga. Better yet Nude gymnastics. Plus a trampoline. Bouncey bouncey titties. Yum YUm. Do the pommel horse, miss and get your pussy stuck on the end. You can hear the sucking sound as they pull her off of it, using her massive tis as handles.
Guess where my mind is?

Yes, she was actually hired to BE Audrey in a very bad and insulting tv movie series. The accent was all wrong...

She probably stole this from the wardrobe closet.

I'm so glad she is wearing sunglasses here. When they are off she looks like a squinty rat. I'm sure she plucks her whiskers.

She should just give up already. I'm tired of hearing about her.