Feb 23 2009Jennifer Aniston dares show her face near the Brangelina
Despite skipping the red carpet, Jennifer Aniston decided to face her demons and made an appearance at last night's Oscars to present an award with Jack Black - while Brad and Angelina looked at her general direction! GASP! What transpired is a series of events that pretty much put my penis to sleep. True story. Us Magazine reports:
When Black made a joke about how all Pixar films win Oscars, Aniston said, "I apologize Mr. Katzenberg [Jeffrey Katzenberg is the co-founder of Dreamworks], I don't know why we let him out of the house."
The camera then panned to Jolie, who laughed.
When Aniston announced the nominees, she moved to the center of the stage, right in front of Jolie and Pitt. When the lights were down, Aniston smiled directly at Pitt, but not at Jolie.
Aniston then presented Best Short Film; both Pitt and Jolie kept huge smiles on their faces the entire time.
As Aniston walked off stage, Jolie and Pitt both clapped.
Oh, no, clapping?! Quick, call the National Guard. We've got clapping, people. Clapping. May God have mercy on us all...

Reader Comments
1. nezinu5 - February 23, 2009 10:21 AM
first
2. nezinu5 - February 23, 2009 10:23 AM
FIRST
3. nezinu5 - February 23, 2009 10:24 AM
She looks great!!!
4. Eggy - February 23, 2009 10:25 AM
WHO THE FUCK CARES
5. boo - February 23, 2009 10:32 AM
Most awkward part of the show. I see she brought FrankenMayer.
6. ToTellTheTruth - February 23, 2009 10:33 AM
I really really wish this fucking bitch would just MOVE ON with her goddamn life and quit trying to score points with Brad. He fucked over you. Got another bitch pregnant..TWICE. They got 6 fucking kids together and never had not even 1 with YOU. DAMN BITCH TAKE A HINT, and MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY. GODDAMN.
7. ToTellTheTruth - February 23, 2009 10:33 AM
I really really wish this fucking bitch would just MOVE ON with her goddamn life and quit trying to score points with Brad. He fucked over you. Got another bitch pregnant..TWICE. They got 6 fucking kids together and never had not even 1 with YOU. DAMN BITCH TAKE A HINT, and MOVE THE FUCK ON ALREADY. GODDAMN.
8. jen h - February 23, 2009 10:35 AM
So what is she supposed to do, just die? Good for h er, she looked great.
9. jesla - February 23, 2009 10:35 AM
She looks terrible compared to Angie!! What a hideous dress.
10. sin - February 23, 2009 10:35 AM
She sure is aging better than Angelina Jolie.
11. missywissy - February 23, 2009 10:38 AM
Jen really showed her true colors last night! She was TERRIBLE at presenting. She really needs to stick to sitcoms and B movies.
12. carol - February 23, 2009 10:39 AM
She could care-less how many kids his has with Angie. If she wanted kids she would have a couple by now. This does not make her a bad person. Are Angie and brad better people. I have 8 kids and I have friends that don't plan to have any. Who cares Jenn dont!!!
13. carol - February 23, 2009 10:39 AM
She could care-less how many kids his has with Angie. If she wanted kids she would have a couple by now. This does not make her a bad person. Are Angie and brad better people. I have 8 kids and I have friends that don't plan to have any. Who cares Jenn dont!!!
14. Millicent Jones - February 23, 2009 10:39 AM
Jen looks fabulous. Angie would kill to look that good.
15. Alberto Lupe Montoya - February 23, 2009 10:42 AM
Jen looked so hawt yesterday that I whacked off all night thinking of her
16. Jrz - February 23, 2009 10:46 AM
Way awesome that she wears white and Angelina wears black.
17. Sportsdvl - February 23, 2009 10:55 AM
Jen is so above Angelina in every way. I think it is the dumb media that keeps making this a big deal. Seriously - "she smiled at Brad but didn't look at Angelina" Who the Hell can tell that from the audience? This is just the crap the rags keep telling us to keep morons buying their magazines.
18. Jen - February 23, 2009 11:02 AM
It didn't look like she cared that they were sitting there. I think she's over it.
Any ex-wife would feel awkward around their ex-husband and his new girlfriend, and she's doing better than any of us would in that situation. It's just laughable how the media try to spin a huge story out of it.
19. ROUGH DADDY - February 23, 2009 11:03 AM
I found a gray hair on my ballz this morning,,,im worried!
20. cady - February 23, 2009 11:04 AM
She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?
21. Dee - February 23, 2009 11:23 AM
Jen is a dumb slag who leaches off Brad and Angie's publicity. Her desperation is pathetic.
22. cram_it_clown - February 23, 2009 11:24 AM
Jen was clearly drunk.
23. carol - February 23, 2009 11:25 AM
# 21 you are out of your mind!!!
24. RichPort's Ghost - February 23, 2009 11:29 AM
I wonder if she'll let me count her sequins with my tongue..?
25. Lucy - February 23, 2009 11:30 AM
Jen looked beautiful...I was surprised she skipped the read carpet but I wouldn't want to have been in her choos!!
26. Dane - February 23, 2009 11:33 AM
Tits or get the fuck out.
27. Zane - February 23, 2009 11:35 AM
Brad thought "hey, wtf, SHE still has an ass and she's like, what, 50 years old???"
28. TJ - February 23, 2009 11:38 AM
She still wants to lick Brad's asshole. He likes Angie's skeleton toes up his nostrils while he pounds her muff. Ahh, what a life.
29. shifty - February 23, 2009 11:41 AM
Who the f*ck cares about the Aniston-Jolie BS anymore? Does anyone actually think that after years of banging other people that either one really gives a shit anymore? The only people making a big deal about it is the media. Get a life.
30. viewer - February 23, 2009 12:03 PM
I don't see why Jen doesn't dare to show her face. If we were her, I think, we even show our twist.
31. viewer - February 23, 2009 12:03 PM
I don't see why Jen doesn't dare to show her face. If we were her, I think, we even show our twist.
32. Bibleguy - February 23, 2009 12:10 PM
God is our mighty fortress, always ready to help in times of trouble.
And so, we won't be afraid! Let the earth tremble and the mountains tumble
into the deepest sea. Let the ocean roar and foam, and its raging waves shake the mountains. A river and its streams bring joy to the city, which is the sacred home of God Most High. God is in that city, and it won't be shaken. He will help it at dawn. Nations rage! Kingdoms fall! But at the voice of God the earth itself melts. The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress. Come! See the fearsome things the LORD has done on earth. God brings wars to an end all over the world. He breaks the arrows, shatters the spears, and burns the shields. Our God says, "Calm down, and learn that I am God! All nations on earth will honor me." The LORD All-Powerful is with us. The God of Jacob is our fortress.
33. P. Laverly - February 23, 2009 12:12 PM
Do you really think any of them care as much as people make it out ?
34. Mugato - February 23, 2009 12:28 PM
Christ, I thought I had some idea of what "non-story" meant but obviously I have no clue.
35. testing - February 23, 2009 12:31 PM
Jen seriously needs a publicist who doesnt make her seem so desperate and hung up on her ex.
Why can she bee cool like Bruce Willis, he and Demi were married way longer than Brad and Jen and have 3 kids and hes cool about the breakup and Demi having a younger hotter spouse now
36. Giggles - February 23, 2009 12:39 PM
Team Jennifer. Always.
37. Alec Baldwin - February 23, 2009 12:54 PM
That's sticking it to them!
38. sin - February 23, 2009 1:13 PM
Angeina has aged 10-15 years having the extra stress of keeping her adopted sand fleas out of prison. look for the foreign boys to star in gay porn soon.
Tom Cruise is waiting.
39. karen - February 23, 2009 1:29 PM
Number 32 I couldn't have said it better.
40. karen - February 23, 2009 1:29 PM
Number 32 I couldn't have said it better.
41. hd - February 23, 2009 1:45 PM
yeah noticed that,
i think its great she smiled at them.. and how angelina was smiling throughout.
Its great how they are kind to angelina now.,. like nicole kidman.. she bagged angelina before about how she wants attention by doing charity and unicef/united nations thing.. and at the oscars she congratulated and presented her with the award last night.... i think that was great!
42. Valerie - February 23, 2009 1:51 PM
AND NOW the Superficial comment on this article: Jen should have worn a girdle. Seriously, it would have helped her 40 year old gut in picture 9--it's probably just the dress, but seriously.....
43. JPrichardson - February 23, 2009 1:54 PM
I like Angelina better. Much better.
44. LEB - February 23, 2009 2:25 PM
Seems to me Jen HAS moved on. She wasn't presenting at the Oscars because she was famous and popular back in the day... she was presenting because she's been in several recent hit movies. She's banking at the box office. She may not be box office platinum like Brad on Angelina (hard to compare to The Most Beautiful Couple in Hollywood), but she's holding her own without a doubt, and with more grace than I previously gave her credit for. Kudos, Jen!
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46. Jade - February 23, 2009 2:33 PM
That dress was a bad choice.
Jen has a nice figure, but the dress and its lines gave her the appearance of having a completely straight torso.
47. Aja - February 23, 2009 2:33 PM
Jennifer Aniston looks younger than Angelina Jolie
48. Carolyn - February 23, 2009 3:17 PM
What the hell is Bibleguy ranting about?
49. daunte - February 23, 2009 4:08 PM
Bible Guy is desperate for some one to validate his outdated beliefs.
The Bible is a book of fiction written by man over the course of centuries to try to explain what he did not know.. Not a Divine Manifesto.
Later it was changed by the Vatican to let them influence the weak and establish a wider power base. It still influences the weak, right BibleGuy?
50. ryn - February 23, 2009 4:28 PM
You know who handled this kind of thing right? Uma Thurman. She and Ethan Hawke had two kids and he blows it all by putting his penis in some whore. You know what Uma does? Cries a shit-ton, wipes her nose, does enough kung-fu to kill David Carridine and get a perfect 10 body, makes her career 10 million times larger, and gets engaged to a billionaire.
THAT'S how you deal with a cheating husband.
Not crying like a fucking pussy.
51. emily - February 23, 2009 5:08 PM
At one point, while Jack Black was reading nominees, Jen was staring at someone to her left and literally jumped when she had to re-focus on the teleprompter to talk again. I want to know who she was staring at...
52. isitin - February 23, 2009 5:17 PM
I would do Jennifer before doing Angelina in a heartbeat.
53. SCRUFFY - February 23, 2009 6:40 PM
MANISTON is pathetic and desperate. That's why she presented and smiled at PITT, who left her!!!!!! She wants to 'ACT' like it doesn't bother her. Then why did you present when they were both nominated? I think she is a phoney with all the fake ass smiling and laughing hysterically in her fake photos with MAYER! NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ARE THAT HAPPY LOOKING AT HIM. JUST BE NATURAL MORON ANISTON!
54. Scruffy - February 23, 2009 6:42 PM
maniston's face looks like a CLOWN with all that hideous makeup job. why doesn't she get some far away job like in AFRICA>>>>>
55. shes fug - February 23, 2009 6:44 PM
52- thats because you like ugly jewish looking girls with beedy eyes
56. Scruffy - February 23, 2009 6:47 PM
brad didn't like all the FAKENESS IN HIS SHAM MARRIAGE TO THE WORST ACTRESS. SHE IS STILL FAKE SMILING AND HYSTERICAL LAUGHING AT NOTHING, KEEP UP THE STUPIDITY MANISTON.
57. WhyDontcha - February 23, 2009 6:49 PM
RE: ToTellThe Truth ~ I believe its the media that keeps bringing it up over and over. Aniston has moved on to another troubled relationship. Jolie cant act and all this crap that happens in Hollywood is all set up by their publicist. Everything about Hollywood is fiction~ Not just the movies.
58. milquetoast - February 23, 2009 6:53 PM
i think she pays money to hand pic photos published of her. she looked very ugly when i watched the show.
17- how so? you make no sense. she is 40 her faces is homely, no children, no husband, john mayer is no brad pitt, brad pitt is legendary. her acting blows, she will never do anything more than shit romcoms, and on breaks from working lay in the sun and get botox. she is a lame, peppermint patti lookin useless twat.
59. Val - February 23, 2009 7:04 PM
# 21 you rule!!! thank you!!! she needs to move the fuck on
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61. Joey - February 24, 2009 12:55 AM
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62. gerard Vandenberg - February 24, 2009 1:30 AM
being completely honest: WHO CARES, folks?
63. st - February 24, 2009 4:04 AM
Jen lovely as always. very sexy and very young
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65. Wow! - February 24, 2009 7:47 AM
she does look great. her body is banging. she should take Angelina away from Brad. I'm glad she's moved on.
66. Wow! - February 24, 2009 7:50 AM
6. ToTellTheTruth Damn what's your problem. Got Xanax? I think she HAS moved on. She has her boyfriend and she's presenting at the Oscars. Does she have to never show her face around them again? Fuck that! I'm glad she's not afraid of facing them. That shows she's moved on. Dumby!
67. blady02 - February 24, 2009 8:26 PM
She out classed Jolie by far! The general public see her as an asset instead of a cheating ass, no moral, pot smoking, baby buying for publicity, heroin, tatoo toting skank! Jen rocks! Many many people pay to see her movies, that can't be said for the Pittiful and his sidekick who many have banned!
68. Sal - February 25, 2009 12:21 AM
Getting fake douche bag Mayer is not moving on. She was pathetic at the Oscars. She sucked the air out of the atmosphere. That cow is so full of vengeance and waiting to lash out when she can.
When she decided to restart her career, Jen and the pr team made bad choices.
I would have had more respect for her if she did it on her own without fake Mayer and the triangle. She looks like a nut job using the triangle.
Sad thing is I believe she was trying to trick Mayer into feeling responsible for her. She knew no way he was going to take her serious old as she was. Jen has been pulling every trick in the book to hook a douche bag. She has sunk so low. She has to have low self esteem. Sick women keep repeating the same pattern over and over. Jen do not know how to pick a partner.
I believe she knew she had to get the media talking about her or she would lose Mayer attention. That's why she posed nude and had the pictures photo shopped in hope the media will go gaga over it. What we saw in the white dress didn't look like that GQ ad.
That's the only way to get a jerk like Mayer but why fight to get a douche bag. That's where Jen is mentally ill. She sit in her private mentally ill. Psycho don't know if she is coming or going. I think one minute she want Brad just to bust up that relationship for revenge then like 2 seconds later she is fighting to get a douche bag that admitted to sleeping with his fans and you just know he will never be true to her. Good luck winning your douche bag because we will see crazy crying over douche leaving her for another women.
Lost a lot of respect for Jen. Wonder can she stay in Europe-forever.
69. Michelle - February 25, 2009 3:54 PM
How much longer can the media drag this non-story out?
I have to say that Jennifer Aniston cannot present to save her life. I don't think she is naturally at ease in the public eye and she needs to work on it, which makes her seem forced and a little prickly.
70. Freebies - March 9, 2009 6:00 PM
Sal - You must be crazy to think Jenni has not moved on you must be one of the homewreckers in this world. Jenni has moved on it doesn't matter who she chooses to be with. You sound like you want John Mayer for yourself - you are too jeolous of Jenni dont forget that she had Brad Pitt for (7) solid years it just didn't work out. Should she die because she is devorced? Must she not show her face because she is not human? Jenni is smart, cute, sexy, rich, single and she is dating. Do you have a problem with that? She is single and can do whatever she likes. I respect Jenni ten times not Jolie, women should respect other women's territory and completely close their legs to married men. What did Jenni do wrong? If Angelina thinks her vagina is the most magical in all the land and that Brad won't feel the need to go elsewhere again? then let them be. Please let us respect Jenni and give her all the surpport unless you are one of those who seduce other women's husbands while they are at work.
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71. sarah - March 9, 2009 10:56 PM
I happen to think that Jen looked gorgeous in that gown and her no fuss hairstyle. I'm glad she finally did this, face her demons if that's the case. I'm really happy for her.
72. KELVIN - March 10, 2009 2:34 PM
JENIFEER ANISTON CAN'T BIT JOLIE EVEN NOW SHE A PLASTIC WOMEN.FIXED FROM HEAD TO TOES: BOTOX FACE, FACELIFTED, UPPER LIP COLLAGEN, CHIN IMPLANT, BOOBS IMPLANTS, RHINOPLASTIES 3 TIMES, LIPO-SUCTION LONG TIME AGO, ETC.PLASTIC WOMEN CAN'T BIT ANYONE.. FAKE STILL FAKE, SILICON, BOTOX, COLLAGEN, SALINE IMPLANT ARE BEAUTIFUL????????
73. henry - March 14, 2009 2:07 AM
WHAT HAPPEN TO HER CHEEKS? IS THE IMPLANTS TOO HIGH TO NEED RED BLUSH?
74. JEN - March 14, 2009 2:10 AM
THE UGLY BITCH WITH 2 FUNNY RED SPOTS IN HER CHEEKS
75. uno - April 29, 2009 3:00 AM
BEFORE SHE SHOW UP AT THE OSCAR.CEREMONY SHE BEEN "TUNE UP" FROM HEAD TO TOES. RHINOPLATIY, FACE LIFTED, CHIN IMPLANT, BOOB IMPLANT ONE MORE CUP SIZE, SKIN PEELING, LIP COLLAGEN BOTOX FACE INJECTED, HAILINE LIFTED ETC... JENIFER ANISTON TOTAL IS A PLASTIC WOMEN.FAKE BEAUTY.
76. A2A2 - May 28, 2009 2:17 AM
Let's face it . Jen Aniston is more morally strong than Angelina because she was very faithful to her marriage to Brad.
And how was Angelina in her lovelife ? Full of deceits.. these are what she would pass on as her 'heritage' to the children she adopts, produced ?
Brad did not see this truth ? Come on. Jen deserves a much better man.
77. A2A2 - May 28, 2009 2:17 AM
Let's face it . Jen Aniston is more morally strong than Angelina because she was very faithful to her marriage to Brad.
And how was Angelina in her lovelife ? Full of deceits.. these are what she would pass on as her 'heritage' to the children she adopts, produced ?
Brad did not see this truth ? Come on. Jen deserves a much better man.
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