Feb 6 2009Hayden Panettiere is single or a horrible cheater
Apparently no longer with her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, Hayden Panettiere was spotted making out with singer Jesse McCartney at Crown Bar Wednesday night, according to Radar Online:
The Heroes star was sitting on Jesse's lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did some crazy sexy dance in his lap.
It must be over between Hayden and her long-time squeeze Milo Ventimigla, 31, because after her inside PDA with Jesse, 21, they went outside to smoke and he wrapped his arms around her from behind and was kissing her neck again.
In the middle of this, a girl approached Hayden to ask for her autograph on the back of a store receipt. Hayden was nice enough to oblige.
Wow, single and kind of slutty. - - Nope, still not watching Heroes again. That said, I have been known to be swayed by lap dances: nature's bargaining chip.
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Reader Comments
1. Rich - February 6, 2009 11:02 AM
FIRST bitches!!!!!!!!
2. February Jones - February 6, 2009 11:07 AM
Ew! Look at her mom's pancake boobs back there... *shudder
3. Bickus Dickus - February 6, 2009 11:09 AM
She's a wretched little troll with funny looking non-titties and a stench cunt. I hope she gets run over by a steam roller after being simultaneously doused in gasoline, lit on fire, and dragged behind an El Camino. And then somehow eaten by a whale.
4. Above-FirstDouschebagToSayFirst - February 6, 2009 11:12 AM
Hooray #1. Now accept your nobel prize for world's shallowest dumbass.
She looks stout, her body looks awkward especially with the mini breasts. Although of course those will be inflated to moon-sized balloons in a few months time.
5. A. Fonzerelli - February 6, 2009 11:18 AM
Heroes jumped the shark long ago.
6. lynn - February 6, 2009 11:18 AM
Love rules!!
Making out with a hot cougar would be fantastic!! that's what all my friends from ^^^^__ AgelessMate.Com__^^^^ told me again and again!! guess it's time to check the chemistry out!!LOL
7. KF - February 6, 2009 11:19 AM
I agree that she is a troll and her non-boobies are very odd looking.. I've been noticing this for awhile. They are awkwardly far apart from eachother, almost like a 40something year old's tatas.
8. KF - February 6, 2009 11:19 AM
I agree that she is a troll and her non-boobies are very odd looking.. I've been noticing this for awhile. They are awkwardly far apart from eachother, almost like a 40something year old's tatas.
9. lizzy - February 6, 2009 11:26 AM
ah i love her, she's so adorable. but jesse mccartney?? she can do so much better, he is gross, and LAME!
and she is not a troll! she has an athletic build, and she's kind of flat -- big deal.
10. Massa' - February 6, 2009 11:29 AM
A stimulus plan that would work instantly:
Ship all the porch monkeys back to Africa. Ship all the Beaners back to Mexico, no matter what "Latino" country they came from. Ship all the Muslims back to the desert. Ship all the Hollywood elitist celebutards to an island in the middle of nowhere and nuke it. As for evacuating all the minority leaches, just strap airborne parachuts on them and shove them out of C-130's over their respective destinations.
It may cost a couple $100 billion, but it would be far less than the current stimulus plan, and the economic recovery would begin instantly. Instead of white people having to work to take care of all the useless minorities in this country, we could, once again, work to better our own lives without millions of unproductive leaches dragging the whole system down.
Let's face it, the only time negro's have ever been organized or productive is when they were slaves. And with all the minorities gone, the US gov't could get rid of about 90% of it's current budget and useless gov't programs that have never worked once anyway.
Sure, the NFL would have white running backs, receivers, and defensive secondary, but the raping of white women would also dramatically decrease. The NBA could be folded, since no white people watch that sport anyway. And MLB could go back to the glory days when it really was America's game, instead of South America's Game.
Right on.
11. FRIST!!! - February 6, 2009 11:32 AM
#10 you forgot to take your meds again..
12. Chris - February 6, 2009 11:33 AM
I know a guy who fucked her. He said she had a really stinky pussy, like it had never been cleaned or trimmed. And she was a complete dead fuck. She left her shirt on, probably to cover those ridiculous flapjack wannabe titties.
13. jrz - February 6, 2009 11:34 AM
well, at least this little person isn' t old enough to be her perverted uncle.
14. Allen's Woody - February 6, 2009 11:35 AM
She's a fucking dwarf and I'll bet she get's mistaken for a 15 year old quite a bit.
15. Ru - February 6, 2009 11:37 AM
From Milo Ventimiglia to Jesse McCartney? How is that even possible? Milo is absolutely gorgeous and jesse is just eww.
16. Sheva - February 6, 2009 11:38 AM
Gnome whore.
And that's not meant to further denigrate Randall #10 who is back on his usual twisted ranting.
If you don't support the Porkulus Obamanation plan, you a racist. LOL
17. WhereAreThePictures? - February 6, 2009 11:43 AM
I'll bet the Fish 10 lap dances with women I've never met that this articleis made up. Where are the pictures? People will take pictures of Phelps sucking on a bong but no one gets a pic of Hayden sitting on a dudes lap trying to pick up his dick with her butt crack?
18. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 11:50 AM
I'd pound that ass... but I wouldn't feel good about it... not. at. all.
JRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZ!!!!
19. DON COLONIC - February 6, 2009 11:50 AM
Saw this slut out on the dirty streets of HollywoodNOT and she's looks like a thick midget. She looked smelly too.
http://symbolicclothing.com/wordpress/2009/02/04/reality-showned/
20. Ali Knievel - February 6, 2009 11:52 AM
@#10...How many times do I have to tell you. All the racist message board trolling in the world isn't going to help you with your sad, inverted, 1/2 inch penis. And even though your mom tells you everyday that one day you'll meet a nice girl that understands you for you the truth is you probably won't. Crying in your beer and eating 50 three mile island wings every payday isn't the answer. The Hooters girls are just being nice to you because they want your tips. They don't really care about your Battlestar Gallactica blog or your World of Warcraft scores.
But seriously, who are the dumb-asses running the white power movement nowadays? Instead of the psycho skinheads, racist computer hackers and intelligent undercover racists of old the best they can do is a thousand splinter groups of unorganized inbred meth addicts and mouth breathers who try to 'stir up shit' on celebrity gossip sites?
Pathetic.
21. lool - February 6, 2009 11:56 AM
Her face is young, fresh scrubbed and pretty.
But her body is way too short; she is stocky; and her curves are all wrong. Nothing appealing about her from the chin down.
Her face will turn bad as she ages, too - her cheek fat is cute now, but will sag..
22. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 11:56 AM
I think it's funny the way #10 calls hispanics "beaners". Seriously, I laugh everytime I reread it. I perosnally love beans... they're delicious.
23. dude - February 6, 2009 11:57 AM
Nice floppy pancake tits.
24. whoa nelly - February 6, 2009 11:58 AM
Hey Dumbass All Knievel #20,
Ignore him and he'll go away. You're as bad as he is.
25. Massa's Slave - February 6, 2009 12:07 PM
You gay guys are upset because what the man says is absolutely correct. No terminological obfuscation, just plain truth although perhaps vulgar. Nonetheless if this nation was all Christian whites we would be and would remain not only a superpower but all of us would be leading decent lives because our economy would not be manipulated by a group of non-christian non-whites.
End of story.
Now counter that with facts, mocha persons.
26. Vince Lombardi - February 6, 2009 12:08 PM
I'm sorry... who is this again?
27. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 12:14 PM
#25 - You're 100% right, because neither the Christians nor the whites have ever been responsible for anything of significant detriment. Do you write children's stories as well?
28. jrz - February 6, 2009 12:21 PM
My man Rich!
How's it going my brother?
I think I'm a beaner because I eat beans. So if eating beans is wrong I don't wanna be right. I never understood Wet Back.
Did you see the 30 Rock when Alec Baldwin says that Salma Hayek told him he could call her Puerto Rican and he was like, That just seems wrong.
29. Massa's Slave - February 6, 2009 12:22 PM
Richport, you little shit, non sequitur. We have and invasion of ugly mexicans, angry blacks that hate us and a race of people manipualting our economy and none of them have any respect for this nation other than to serve their own needs. Much like you. Assfuck.
30. RichPort's Enema Water - February 6, 2009 12:24 PM
If it weren't for White Christians there wouldn't be a United States where pussy treehugging twerps like you can bitch about how awful White Christians are.
When our forefathers, (none of whom owned slaves, that's just leftist propoganda, it's never been proven) started this country, it was so hard working white Christians could create a better life, free from gov't tyranny and control, where every man was responsible for himself.
Not a place where countless millions of minority "victims" could mooch off the White Christians who actually still work and care about the USA. Fucking pussy ass liberals, if all the liberals were dead, this would still be the greatest country God ever blessed upon man.
31. Massa' - February 6, 2009 12:28 PM
I heard a great joke this morning....
Q: What did Jesus say to all the porch monkey's and beaners before he left?
A: Don't do a fucking thing until I return!
32. kels - February 6, 2009 12:33 PM
#10, what about the asians? you missed them.
33. Pale Face - February 6, 2009 12:34 PM
Not to take anything away from the native Americans, but white Christians fought for and built this country. Blacks worked in the fields. White Christians fought and won two world wars believing they were fighting to end tyranny and to bring justice. Well we have always had traitors and financial manipulators in the world and there have always been those financing wars for profit. And they financed both sides of many wars. And made lots of money doing it.
If only the white race would wake up and reunite we could not only take back what is ours, but build a better world.
Those of you who stand against us should just go somewhere else and practive your voodoo there.
34. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 12:36 PM
#29 - So to be clear, your publisher has no issue with your Tourette's like outbursts during you children's book signings?
Massa's Slave: Hey l'il niglette! I'm surprised your mommy can afford my new book "Mommy, why Can't I Play With Those Dark Kids?" Is she a prostitute or is she using her welfare money?
Black Child: Mister, my mom is a successful business woman. Can you please sign the book so I can get extra credit for my AP class on racism in America?
Massa's Slave: Go fuck yourself, monkey boy.
I'm sure Jesus is really proud of you and your extermination aspirations. Really, it's how he would do it if he had been loopy, paranoid, and subhuman too.
Jrz, that was freaking hilarious on 30 Rock. And I swear, the racists used to be WAAAAAY funnier here.
35. DingleDorf - February 6, 2009 12:43 PM
This cow & Jessican Alba (yes even pre-baby) have the roundest goddamn faces I've ever seen.... mooo moooo mmooooooo
36. Massa's Slave - February 6, 2009 12:44 PM
hey Bitchport, I like how you make the white person in your sick fantasy dumbed down and the black person more intelligent. You don't play fair do you? That's the only way traitors like you realize yourselves. You are too dim-witted and intellectually nonchalant to field anything realistic.
This nation was built on OUR virtues. Not those of pinkos like you, dirty liberal.
You liberals think it's ok to molest kids. be queer, fuck away our racial heritage, allow invaders to take what is ours away from us. I guess the fact that we are deteriorating as a nation is just what you scum have been waiting for. This country will not be recognisable in 30 years. And it will a shell of what it once was and could have been.
Now go back to your gay website and put back on your grannie's panties.
37. Jrz - February 6, 2009 12:49 PM
Yeah, the racism was a lot more........cerebral... back in the day. Now it's just going for the easy laugh.
38. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 12:57 PM
Really? Bitchport? That's like SOOOO 2006 you unoriginal twit. Face it: you hate America, you hate Jesus, and you probably even hate your pants. You're a rabble rousing miserable fuck who's funniest moment was typing "beaners"... (heh heh heh... that still makes me laugh...) And what the fuck do you mean "our" virtues? What? Are you like 250 fucking years old? Like I said, you're an unoriginal fuck. But I'm glad you liked my depiction... I was generous to you... I didn't describe you as being partially toothless.
39. RichPort's Daddy - February 6, 2009 1:00 PM
God it must have been great in the pre-civil war days. Fucking yankee liberals had to go and fuck everything up by "freeing" the farm animals. Now they are allowed to roam the streets and attack whitey at will. We wouldn't let Lions and Tigers from the zoo roam the streets, so why do we let the apes? Just because they have some similar physical characteristics as humans doesn't make them humans.
40. kat - February 6, 2009 1:04 PM
'Crazy sexy'? sure it was. what the hell is 'crazy sexy' supposed to mean? the only adjectives these retards can think up?
41. p0nk - February 6, 2009 1:05 PM
"...I like how you make the white person in your sick fantasy dumbed down"
actually, asshat, it's you that is dumbing down the white person. Ignorant trolls like yourself make me embarrassed to be white.
42. diddleysquat - February 6, 2009 1:09 PM
she has become more and more annoying now that Heroes sucks. I just can't watch that show anymore.
43. kellie - February 6, 2009 1:12 PM
She's ugly....and so flat chested I could iron my boyfriends slacks on it. (And not feel bad about burning the crap out of the chest because she's just that damn ugly. )
44. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 1:12 PM
#39 - I hear ya. Sometimes they even win Superbowl MVPs, run major investment banks, sell multiplatinum albums, or even (gasp) become the 44th president of the US. Fuckin' Yankees indeed...
45. Frank Lucas' Bitch - February 6, 2009 1:21 PM
Wow, this website really needs to censor these horrifying racist remarks. Seriously, I'm horrified. What the fuck?
46. Brandon - February 6, 2009 1:23 PM
Jesse who? Really?
47. jrz - February 6, 2009 1:25 PM
don't be horrified....it's all the work of one lonely pink-penised loner.
48. Massa' - February 6, 2009 1:25 PM
44. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 1:12 PM
#39 - I hear ya. Sometimes they even win Superbowl MVPs, run major investment banks, sell multiplatinum albums, or even (gasp) become the 44th president of the US. Fuckin' Yankees indeed...
1) Secretariat won the triple crown, but we didn't let it roam the streets afterwards, and the government didn't pay for it's food and housing, it's owners did.
2) The only porch monkey's in any corporation are just token employees due to government regulation and racial blackmail, they don't actually produce anything, they just sit in their office eating bananas.
3) Blacks buying the music of other blacks hardly makes the "music" credible. Alot of birds sing pretty music too, but we don't give birds voting rights and risky mortgages.
4) Again, allowing apes to vote is the only reason another ape wandered into the white house. A mistake that will never happen again.
49. Alec Baldwin - February 6, 2009 1:30 PM
I guess he won't be saving the cheerleader anymore.
50. Sheva - February 6, 2009 1:34 PM
Why is Randall talking to himself with all this racist stuff? He wants to draw others into it but is mostly talking to himself, all three of his Sybil ass selves.
Must be big trouble with the Obamanation's Porkulus, because Randall is going totally mental now.
51. Nathiest - February 6, 2009 1:47 PM
I WAS TOLD BY A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF HER WHO WAS THERE THAT NIGHT THAT SHE WAS IN FULL VIEW OF THE PUBLIC GOING DOWN ON HIM!!! I mean come on idiots unless there are pictures then there are no facts to these words. PICTURE not WORDS!
52. BLAH GIRLS - February 6, 2009 1:57 PM
Milo to JMac? Major downgrade.
53. hm - February 6, 2009 2:11 PM
why do these teenage singers/stars turn out so ugly?
54. Alberto Lupe Montoya - February 6, 2009 2:34 PM
#10, So when you leave, the redman will finally have peace, no?
55. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 2:40 PM
#54 - Massa left... he's the "fry guy" today and his Black boss keeps yelling at him for being late.
56. Richport like's em male and tall - February 6, 2009 2:48 PM
Seriously why do you assholes live here when there are so many wonderful countries overrun by minorities. Why not move to France? I hear they are having a nice time of it these days. And don't worry my littel brown loving buddy, when you are old and see more of them than there are us and they begin to treat you like we treated old Indians - relicts and useless and conquered you will look back and realized you made another mistake. Not as bad as the one you had last week in the bathhouse sucking that guy's dick with HIV you fag.
Cheers and a wonderful weekend assholes.
57. Still White on the Outside - February 6, 2009 2:53 PM
Massa' may have a very strong point. After the election I have seemed to notice an alarming trend in many african americans. They usually have a sense of entitlement but it is being enhanced by a sense of "I own this muthafucka"
This election has only furthered this ghetto mentality. Pay attention, open your eyes, and forget the brainwashing you received in school.
I am asking you to another look at this objectively, then make your mind up. Many of you are part of this system. To many of you it is impossible to think this way. Many of you are brain dead. Please pay attention.
58. squirter - February 6, 2009 2:53 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmm I love black men!
59. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 3:01 PM
#56 - When all else fails, they always turn their fantasies to their conservative heroes... Larry Craig... Mark Foley... Ted Haggard... their dads...
60. Massa' - February 6, 2009 3:36 PM
Most white people hate coons. It's only natural. To see every major urban setting completely overrun and destroyed by the apes is reason enough, but then throw in their only contributions to society: rap music, gang rapes, crack rock cocaine, drive-by shootings, and the fashion sense of 3-year old retards, and you see they make it quite easy to despise them, especially since the white man has to pay for their gold teeth, housing, food, etc....
The problem is, nobody wants to admit it. It's sad to ask farm animals to behave like humans, to put that kind of pressure on an animal really isn't fair. They need to be kept in a controlled environment. But first their population has got to be thinned out. They shoud make every even numbered day "kill a porch monkey" day, until their herd is manageable, and then we can keep them in zoo's, and in military testing and research facilities where they can be ultimately useful.
61. Massa' - February 6, 2009 3:47 PM
Besides, it's awful to see all those cute chimpanzee's put through all those drug and biological warfare tests when we have an overwhelming surplus of negros we could be using instead.
62. Still White on the Outside - February 6, 2009 4:03 PM
Well, examine the entire continent of Africa. 1 in 3 have HIV yet the africans still can't abstain. They cannot stop squabbling over minor territorial disputes to work together towards a common goal, that being peace and prosperity. Despite having more natural resources than most places they cannot produce anything worthwhile. They press children into their petty wars and don't think twice when they are slaughtered. Even Oprah cannot keep rapists out of her school for girls.
The fact that they have never really evolved past a tribal society speaks volumes about the flaws in their genetics and or culture. The ancestors of the slaves, if not for american slavery would still be in Africa living in the tribal culture.
Left to their own devices, African Americans revert back to their tribal mentality. One only has to examine the bloods and the crips for evidence of this. They both live in the same run down slums that their parents helped perpetuate. I ask you, why should they even care who's from "westside" or not?
Please pay attention. Not all are bad, of course there are exceptions to the rule but try not to always believe what the media spoon feeds you.
63. RichPort's Ghost - February 6, 2009 4:03 PM
$10 says Massa is Clarence Thomas's son...
64. HankTheDwarf - February 6, 2009 4:51 PM
She's got terrible, flat, pancake tits. And they're only going to get worse as she ages.
NOT HOT.
65. mmmmm - February 6, 2009 4:56 PM
I don't blame her. I'd let him eat me out...thrice.
66. agentgirl007 - February 6, 2009 5:45 PM
Jesse McCartney? ughh....I just puked in my mouth a little
67. Justine - February 6, 2009 5:59 PM
She's no sluttier than any college student under 21. She can't drink legally so there is nothing to do except hook up. Milo must have had the best time of his life when he was with her. Ihope it doesn't effect the storyline or that one of them might be killed off. I'm predicting that it is Ally larter who will be killed.
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68. 11pound - February 6, 2009 6:55 PM
I guess he got over his midget sex fetish
69. Mike Hawk - February 6, 2009 7:07 PM
My Celebrity Clock says her time is at 14.36 minutes.
70. Ike - February 6, 2009 7:39 PM
Most girls, not all, don't realize what they want till their middle 20s to early 30s now-a-days. So an 18 year old who still hasn't even explored relationships and the fact that she is making out with another guy doesn't really make her a slut, at least I don't think so. It just makes her 18. Shes young and is probably still trying to find herself and as of today women seem to be settling down later and later in life. Let her have her fun and it doesn't necessarily mean she is a slut, just that she still hasn't figure out all that she wants out of life.
71. AmandaTheRawBitch - February 6, 2009 10:44 PM
Wow they would have some nice looking children haha
72. gerard Vandenberg - February 6, 2009 11:27 PM
She's an american so choose th "CHEATER", folks!!
73. Lima - February 7, 2009 12:38 AM
She would trade in Milo Ventimiglia for THAT?
74. TheMadCow - February 7, 2009 12:50 AM
Cute, but still a dumb bitch for smoking. Wait until she's 30 and she looks like saran wrap stretched over a coffee can.
Why are young people so fucking stupid?
75. Gbunny - February 7, 2009 2:52 AM
Dumbass seriously JM is such a little pussy and boo to her for smoking.she'll go off and save the dolphins but she'll help out with the rise of lung cancer..niiiice
76. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time - February 7, 2009 8:54 AM
She can cheat on me! Hell Yeah! That would mean I at least got to fuck her!
77. josh - February 7, 2009 3:05 PM
I think we're all missing the punchline here:
JESSE MCARTNEY hashhahahahahahahahahjajajajaja
78. Dirk Diggler - February 7, 2009 8:52 PM
Why do all these gays steal women for men who actually want them?
79. Joe Simpson - February 7, 2009 10:20 PM
Anyone who thinks this girl is some kind of hottie is a freakin' retard.
80. sin - February 8, 2009 5:39 PM
#10. That might have worked 30 years ago, but its too late. You forgot to add in the Jews that control the money. Any other group we forgot to insult?
We need to keep a few Mexicans in the South. Those Redneck inbreds down there can't build shit.
From another post. We can not move tro France. France is becoming one big Muslim haven. The French, in their own cowardly way, are just whining about it but doing nothing to stop it. France will soon be controled by the Muslims and be put on the Terrorist list of Countries. Weak ass French fags. In 10-15 years we will have to bail their sorry aases out AGAIN. Lets use nukes. The French are useless in the world anyway.
Finally, as to Hayden. She is legal so lets all pull a train on her. We will just tell her this is the only way to save the whales.
81. sin - February 8, 2009 5:41 PM
Damn, just expanded the view of the main picture. Her little left tit is a little bigger than her little right tit.
82. Brooke - February 8, 2009 10:43 PM
What a skank. What is up with little teeny bopper celebrities dating older guys? I mean, she hasn't been 18 for too long, what was she doing dating Milo?
But even grosser is what the hell was Milo doing dating an underage gnome? He's got some weird fetishes...
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84. Rebecca:* - February 19, 2009 12:52 AM
stop picking on Jesse.just because He's Ugly it doesn't mean that you have to say something Mean.:(nobody should ever be called Ugly ever again.because beauty comes within them.:)when I was in kinder garden.I always got picked on Because of Course I was Ugly.so just please stop with the fighting and be Nice too Celebrities.just Because there Famous Doesn't mean that you have to be mean that way.:(so just please like Celebrities for who they are.because every Celebrity in this World is like a Regular person they just live in a Different Town and City and. Of Course place too.so you know what I Love everybody and you know what even I don't care that I 'am not a Celebrity.so instead we can just make our own video on you tube.Peace:)
PS.:)Jesse can date whoever he wants to date.so just leave them alone.and just be Happy that Jesse Is Back.k:)and I am a Christan and I am also 17 turning 18 this year in Nov.,8./09:)Love ya'll:).Peace out. but I am Honestly not saying this Rudely.if I am then I am terribly Sorry:)