Feb 23 2009Gisele Bundchen in a bikini

Just jibberish

Well oh well what do we see

I am first again most naturally

The false me could never type so fast

My mental powers are made to last

She is pretty hot............

I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job - I need a job -

It's a cancer

seriously people this chick looks like a dude! small chest, flat ass, no hips... i mean yeah she's a model and she has great legs and stomach, but to me she is overall just eh... there are much prettier models or even just regular women out there than Gisele IMHO

Definitely face her away.

I'm the real CandyO!

And for you to know me so

I will always speak in rhyme

I will do this every time

If my imposter tries the same

You will notice he's to blame

For some badly written prose

Not in cadence as mine shows

Intelligence, emotion too

So please try not to misconstrue

The fakery of jerks like him

Who always leave me feeling grim

So I devised this plan today

To prove that in my heartfelt way

You will always truly know

This post was made by CandyO!

Not bad..she could lose a few pounds, but definitely fuckable.

Man face

love her

I agree w/#6, I think she sported a cock at one time and broke it off in Tom's ass.

#4 me too.

She looka like a man..

Candy O
Needs to fucking go

See I am a poet
And I don't even know it.

She's tough looking and she'd have a big reach advantage. I think she could knock out Chris Brown.

she's got about as many curves as my 12 year old brother

Looks like Candys got a case of the moondays..

What kind of a moron thinks she "could lose a few pounds"?

#15 - yeah but your brother is much more willing to ass-to-mouth.

I'm the real CandyO

As sure as the stink within my hole

Rank and sweaty like a dirty sock

Filled with cheese from daddy's cock

On my knees at the circle-k

Making rent from day to day

The n|ggers pass me round and round

But I don't let it get me down

I crawl back home full of jizz and poo

And go to my room to sniff some glue

My nasty habits take their toll

I'm a white trash whore named CandyO

I'd do a line of coke down to her pussy and proceed to eat her pussy out.

Come on guys, we all know that you have fantasies about tall manly women. Women who can reach down, grab your ass cheeks and pull you in hard with every thrust. Then she looks in your eyes and slides a long finger all the way up your ass and you come instantly. Don't try to pretend it's not true.

'She' looks like 'she's' been a he before.

Who cares what she looks like? If you bend her over before you push your weiner inside her hot little ass you only have to look at the back of her head. Incidentally, I love how she elegantly pulls her underwear out of her ass crack. To some it might seem crass but to me it only makes me want to offer her the use of my penis to displace the offending underwear. If she accepted the offer, and something tells me she would, I would then have an excuse to slide it all the way into her butt.

-Hey Giselle, your underwear is stuck in your crack.
-Oh darn, don't I know it. Guess I'll have to dig it out with my hand.
-No, don't be silly. Here. Use my penis.
-Oh gosh, thanks so much. (wiggle wiggle) umph! Uh oh!
-What's wrong Giselle?
-I got your penis wedged in my butt.
-Oh that's ok. Is that underwear still bothering you?
-Well, no, but now your penis is stuck in my butt.
-Haha. Penises will do the darndest things. Don't let it bother you.
-Well, um, ok but how do I get it out of my butt. It's feels like it's sinking deeper.
-Ok let me help. Bend over a little and spread your legs out.
-Like this?
-Yep, now hold still while I grab your ass and try to pull it out.
-Ok but hurry, Tom is going to be here in like twenty minutes
-Don't worry, I bet I can get it out in fifteen.
-I feel it moving! This is working. Keep pulling.
-I am. Hang on. Oops, getting pulled back in. Some kind of vacuum in there.
-Oh no! What do I do?
-Try breathing in and out real fast. That might break the suction.
-Ok but what if it doesn't? I don't want Tom to find me with a penis in my bum.
-I'll try pumping from this end. Maybe it'll loosen up.
-Pump hard.
-I am.
-Pump fast.
-I will.
-Don't stop.
-I won't.
-I can feel it. I think this is working. My ass is all a-tingle.
-Yes, I feel it too. My penis is kind of tingling too.
-Oh pump harder, please!
-I'm trying. Here we go.
-Yes!
-Yes!!
-I feel it!
-Me too! Here it comes, baby.
-Unh! uh ohmigosh. That was great.
-You're not kidding.
-What's your name anyway?
-What difference does it make?
-True. But, hey, your penis is still in my butt.
-It should slide out nice and easy now. The swelling went down.
-Ahh...oh! you're right. I felt it pop out.
-Thanks for helping me get my penis out of your butt Giselle.
-No problem. Thanks for helping me get my underwear out of my crack.
-Any time!
-Tomorrow at noon?
-See you then.

Gisele should hook up with Chris Brown. Would be fun to see Chris's battered mug.

Good God, some of you fuckin people have wayyyy too much fuckin time on your hands..

Hi veggi, I miss you!

#18 Not as willing as your mom was last night

FRIST!!! *waves*

What the hell is up with #23.. It's almost like if Mikes goat could talk..

heheheheheeheheeh, I KNOW!!!!!

How's thangs?

I agree Frist # 25
Some of these comments are worse than my 'inside job' rants - let alone those Chinese guys.
Like, '# 19 'CandyO the dandy ho', like, the last line doesn't even rhyme.
And Parker - Cliff Notes said he read that similar fable in last month's 'Penthouse Forum'
Shhheeesh...what gives ?

I'm her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called' MillionaireLoving. C O M ' we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

She has a way of always making positive news. One hardly ever hears or sees anything negative about her! She is in good shape!

The joke is on Tom Brady.

With those hips she can't have more than 5 or 6 kids....

Just out making bad decisions FRIST!!! You??

Geez fish, I finally take time to check you out and we're stuck on horse girl the whole time.. B to the oring!!

Thnnka you SO much for posting my poem for me.

Yoiur meter is still off in post #2, but I can feel the love!

See how my meter never falters?

____________________________________________

I'm the real CandyO!

And for you to know me so

I will always speak in rhyme

I will do this every time

If my imposter tries the same

You will notice he's to blame

For some badly written prose

Not in cadence as mine shows

Intelligence, emotion too

So please try not to misconstrue

The fakery of jerks like him

Who always leave me feeling grim

So I devised this plan today

To prove that in my heartfelt way

You will always truly know

This post was made by CandyO!

@28 You are still alive? I was wondering what happened to you

Hey Veggi, how are you doing??

Ha ha, I like how you have to say "JIZZ" in order to say her name. I'm sure this useless slut knows a lot abut JIZZ! JIZZ is a funny word....

I can see why the PhD was rescinded #37.
Personally - I've always had a few problems with her last name.
Bundchen ? It's, like, some characters I must have missed in 'Wizard of Oz'
I'll have to see it again, type thing.
Which were the 'Bundchens' ?

Toto ?

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Def. needs to lose some wait and get a shape, what a pig!

Whats the difference between a fottball player and a supermodel?

One get's a crackback (block) the other has a back crack.

Her implants fell out. She's pretty flat all of a sudden.

She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen a profile with some sexy pictures on
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It is a niche ebony dating service. Is she seeking for fun, love or something else??

So judging from the lack of support for comments re #73 last Cindy Crawford thread - my guess is the USA is officially DOA - (Lost in Twinkies?)
Is there not one person who comments on this site who understands concepts like 'gravity' and 'resistance' ?
Who could burp out some support for reality ?
What happened to 'sid' ? And 'Ted from LA'? (Frist shows up as well)
I don't think George Orwell could think up a scarier manipulated society.
Back to TMZ.

I hope prancing around in a bikini doesn't detract from her serious film career.

She's soo flat.. but still I wont say no if I can have her :P :P

XOXO !!

I hope Gisele prancing around in a bikini like this doesn't detract from her serious film career.

She's soo flat.. but still I wont say no if I can have her :P :P

XOXO !!

Stephen Hawking : Oh. Ok # 45 Binky. I'm no Newton, but I must admit I was always wondering about that one as well. That 'free fall collapse speed' thing always had me say to myself - 'Hey - wait a sec Steve - that was undamaged steel structure !
Then they wheeled me away from the microphone and unplugged the voice thingie.
Binky : Oh.

Stephen Hawking : Oh. Ok # 45 Binky. I'm no Newton, but I must admit I was always wondering about that one as well. That 'free fall collapse speed' thing always had me say to myself - 'Hey - wait a sec Steve - that was undamaged steel structure !
Then they wheeled me away from the microphone and unplugged the voice thingie.
Binky : Oh.

She's a very handsome woman, isn't he? I mean, she??

39 Toto- nice work!

Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

Ladies all like to join _____Millionaire Romances com_____. I really do not know why? Just cuz many wealthy men and celebrities there? or the men there are all handsome?

Binky : You seem to have graced us here twice Mr H.
Not that there's anything wrong with that - but I think somewhere something went amiss. Wrong button.
Stephen Hawking : What you weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

Sorry, still looks like a man.

Something is seriously wrong with you motherfuckers. Fish included.

So.
Ob.wee.us.lee I agree completwee with #57...
Weelee...
But what you twying to say here exactwee #57 ?
Inside job ?

I'm damn curious.
WHO, the hell, ADVICED HER, folks?

Toto : @ # 52 - Whoof ! Whoof....

(....wait a sec...whooff.....this isn't Kansas...whoof;,,,,)

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Nice and thin, but not toned. At 28 going on 29, she needs to start exercising now or she's gonna lose all muscle tone in her thirties. She needs to start doing weights- but not like Madonna.

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butter face!!

#63 - angeleyes, I agree, but she should have just taken his cock in her ass since she already had that other one in her mouth. Wasn't it funny how she acted like she was skiing when she was wacking them off on either side of her? I swear some things never get old...

That's a handsome woman. And I don't mean that in the good way...

18-1

She'd be hot if she didn't look like Geddy Lee and Kirstie Alley had a baby together.

She'd be hot if she didn't look like Geddy Lee and Kirstie Alley had a baby together.

In case you didn't hear me the first time.

Flawless body thank you very much!!!! people makes funny faces when the sun is over their eyes,,,stop the hate! knowing that shes brazilian id propose too

Well, I feel so strange why someone is keeping advertising for a wealthy romance site"C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M" ? Even if it is a good site, not everyone like to date a celebrity or rich guy.

" 20. Dr. Gonja - February 23, 2009 5:39 PM

I'd do a line of coke down to her pussy and proceed to eat her pussy out."

Now THAT's a real man!!! *cheering*

Butter face

THAT IS A MAN

Her name used to be Pedro.

Ah it's Gizsmell Bumchin. What a manly looking whore.

I wonder if Brady
Knows that his lady
Used to be
a fat cocked HE!

(see anyone can be a poet, because poetry is lame and douchy unless it rhymes and contains sexual body parts, wait no that's even douchier... oh well).

Now don't worry about insulting this manthing, remember supermodels don't have feelings, they're like blow up dolls; you can just fold them into a small box and take them out when you need them. They smell like plastic, but they get the job done.
Anyway this blow up doll that Brady wants to marry was definitely a boy doll that they just stuck a wig on, or maybe that's how Brady ordered her/him...uh... IT. Whatever floats his boat man (apparently it's cocks, cocks float his boat, big fat cocks, and man faces, manly, manly, faces. So I guess Bradyboy picked the right person and the right career.

That is a fucking ugly ass bikini.

You're all faggots, I'd hit it so hard, then I'd engage in post-sex cuddling with lots of kiss, because she's cute like that.

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Leo did the right choice by dumping her for Bar, Giselle looks like a man. She has absolutely no figure, so all those from Brazil i wouldn't defend her to much, you have much prettier woman than her to support.

These photos show you just how much photo touch and makeup they need to put on this chick to make her even look like a woman.

Leo did the right thing dumping her for Bar, Giselle looks like a man! For all those from Brazil i wouldn't defend her to much cause you much better woman to support.

This photo just goes to show you how much makeup and photo touching up this chick needs just to look like a woman.

Parker, man, that was great, I think she came by me for breakfast and had the same problem. Only I had to hit it twice cause when she put her panties back on, they sliped in again..She pull up too hard and needed my help..Dam, that girl, she does like that prick in the ass, I was trying to pull it out and she kept backing up, say pull it harder,tore it up man....she's goood

Everytime someone mention those Brazillian curves I have to laugh. She has no curves. I don't understand why Gisele is the highest paid model either.

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