Barack Obama jokes about Jessica Simpson

"It was a little hurtful"?

Come on this guys ego is out of control. So his great likeness was not shown on a magazine cover. BFD!!!!

Look folks he aint done anything yet. Lets wait a little bit until we canonize him!!

She looks like that woman on Reba..

@butch, "It was a little hurtful"? - He was joking, it was irconic.

She looks like a shit I took this morning.

#1 - it's called a sense of humor. You should try to get one yourself some day.

President Obama doesn't care about fat white people.

I'm liking this guy
I think we can expect good things from him - and he's coming here to Ottawa first - awesomesauce.

Whats hurtful is that she would make a better president than this moron ever will.

@6 - If you really are Rush, that's goes double for you! ha-ha-ha!! : )

Yeah, he was obviously just along with Matt and just having a good sense of humor. When he said she's in a weight battle he was just reading what was on the cover.

I just can't get over that Matt Lauer said "Let me finish" to the president!

this was taken out of context. he was reading the headline on the cover of Us Weekly that said 'jessicas in a weight battle" or something along those lines. and to #8 brian - shut up :-)

Great video,straight to the point!.Obviously directed by a professional.Great job!

I see that the stupid nigger president wants to appear on the cover of tabloids. Well, good for him. I guess that beats wanting to appear in public next to one's urinal, like that dumb stupid groid Reggie Bush.

When is the commander in chimp going to do something about the rancid monkey-house smell emanating from his wife's pussy? It's enough to choke a big FAT urinal.

Well, it explains why most women don't have a clue about world events.

HE WAS READING THE HEADLINE OFF THE MAGAZINE BEING SHOWN TO HIM....

Did anybody miss me?

President Hollywood's first strike. This empty-suited phony is going to be a bigger joke than GWB by the time this is over.

Actually, the unedited version of that part of the interview went like this:

Lauer: "You got replaced by Jessica Simpson!"

Obama: "Who's in a weight battle, apparently. OH WHALE!"

The pinko, liberal bleeding hearts at NBC fucked with the sound to make it like he said well and not whale.

And be fair, Fish....after that part of the inteview aired this a.m. on the Today show, Lauer even said, And let me make it clear he was reading the headline on the magazine cover and not making a joke, or something to that effect.

God knows I'm not on the Obamabandwagon, but be fair.

Don't you think Michelle Obama is getting a little porky too?

She'll be wearing mu-mu's by Easter....

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I'm not a big Obama fan, but come on, he was being dry and self-deprecating, not egotistical.

He was saying "oh well", as in "oh well, that's the way it goes with tabloids."

And as far as "battling a weight problem", he was READING the cover story of the magazine Lauer was holding, not making his own comment on it.

Context people!

@19

Was that before or after they blended in the subliminal images?

Obama's comment was inappropriate.
End of story.

He got caught up in the moment and said something wrong... if it was any other President people would be flipping out.

Now, here she doesn't look so bad and definitely doesn't look "fat." The last time it was just that horrific outfit!

Even if you don't like Obama's politics, how can you not like the man? He's about as normal and down to Earth a President as we can EVER expect to see.

alright we have had enough about this Jessica Simpson Crap, why doesnt she admits that either shes pregnant with tony romo's child or that she has been eating a lil too much lately for God's shake!

@ #26, theDouche: Are you talking about the nigger?

Either way there would be an ass on the cover!

either way theres an ass on the cover

She looks fine.. enough about her... on and on... who gives a good crap? She is not fat. She is normal. She has muscles and looks like she is healthy. Who cares if she gains weight. That's her business.

She's not fat...for West Virginians.

She's in show business so it's not "her business."

And...she's bringing quite a muffin(top) for breakfast today.

@31: Actually she IS fat. She is fat in appearance as well as by medical standards. That makes her fat. You can say that she doesn't appear fat in your opinion...but that won't change the fact that she's medically overweight. That is a fact.

I care because a once-hot chick is now disgusting...and she makes it everyone's business when she's all over the media. If she wants it to just be her business she shouldn't be out in public performing and making waves.

#28 A Black guy stole your girlfriend didn't he?

Probably not even your girlfriend but the girl you had a crush in High School who was nice to you even though you're a 5'7", 280 pound, prematurely balding, Pizza Face who showered with his underwear on in gym class. Remember when you wrote her that nice poem where you compared her to Starbuck from Battlestar Gallactica and gave her that creepy photoshopped picture of what your kids would look like?

That Black guy is probably fucking her brains out right now. Her mouth is wrapped so tightly around his cock. While your mouth breathing, home-schooled-till-age-15 ass is sitting by the computer jerking off to reruns of Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.

You better run before you're late for your mom to give you a ride to your afternoon shift job @ Hardees. Those greasy fucking biscuits aren't going to bake themselves.

If she had true acting or singing talent, then her weight wouldn't be a big deal. But she's become famous based on putting minimal talent into a "hot" wrapper. If she lets herself go and looks more like a sausage wrapper, she'll have no reason to be onstage. Just imagine how incredibly pissed off the promoters are on her current tour - singing pigs are nothing new to country music, but she can't sing.

Did you hear that Sarah Palin got a million dollar offer to appear in playboy?

Michelle Obama got the same offer..........

from National Geographic.

Yep, Michelle Obama is no Laura Bush.

For example, her facial muscles move. And her brain works.

Bah, Obama will be the anti-Christ in about a year. Here is the breakdown of who voted for Obama:

10%-His intelligence, push for technology progression and long-term economic stimulus plan
30%-Because he is partially African-American
60%-Thought they might get something for nothing out of the deal i.e.(reparations, continued welfare/increased welfare)

At least 60% (guess which) of his entire voting population will call him a sell-out in less than a year, mark my word. The 30% mentioned will probably be on the fence about him and the 10% will still like him.

So, with this Jessica remark, let the anti-Christ evolution begin!

@ #34, Ali Knievel: I was just seeking to stir the shit. It looks like I succeeded, and you're the odiferous shit I stirred.

It's OK if you're a nigger-worshipper. I'm sure you've sucked plenty of shitskin dicks, and that there will be plenty more for you to suck on in the future. You can get back on the downlow now faggot, you've done your multicultural dicksucking duty. Hurry! Hurry! The sticky essences of the homosexual tearoom await your greedy gullet!

Don't worry Barack, you, Harry and Nancy can nationalize all the celebrity magazines, along with health care, the banking and credit industry, and the automobile manufacturing industry.

@ #39 Actually, I'm the Black guy who stole your girlfriend.

She says to stop sending her emails with your "World of Warcraft" scores and she'll leave the copy of "The Muppet's Take Manhattan" you loaned 2 years ago that you keep using as an excuse to try to talk to her with your mom.

#40 - really? I don't think Obama will follow what Bush and the Republicans started.

Ali Knievel rocks!! Awesome..

Of course Jessica can always lose weight. What's President Empathy going to do about those barn doors hanging off the side of his head?

All the workouts in the world ain't gonna fix that

First, lay off Obama. He's a breath of fresh air compared to what we had. When I look at him and his lovely family, I don't see any color - just a beautiful family and a decent man.

Second - I think Jess Simpson is preggers. And, if not, she looks like a healthy woman - not some bubble head on a stick. I'd trade figures with her any day.

If you don't think this weight gain was encouraged or even orchestrated by her father...come on now. First of all she has no talent. Zero. How else would she get so much attention? Look at the attention Jennifer Love Hewitt got. What about Cheryl from Dancing with the Stars. Misha Barton. Weight gain is a great way to get unsolicited comments from everyone who wants to apppear PC. Free publicity for nothing! Typical of Joe Simpson.

Jessica Simpson is officially fat. She is probably eating just as much as her boyfriend. A lot of females become fat from eating the same amount of food as their overweight or athletic boyfriend/spouse. It is rare to see underweight Americans and most are models,celebrities, or sick people. America has become the land of excuses and excess. According to a lot of fat American standards, no one is fat because they are either curvy, stocky, real woman body, or thick. The bottom line is fat is fat and Americans are getting bigger and bigger and bigger. Stop the denial and push yourself away from the plate fat Americans and take a walk while you are at it fatso. Obama is a very intellegent man, articulate, and has a good sense of humor. He will do his best to fix the Bush Administration mess.

So we all drank the coolaid today eh?

Joke my ass. He wanted a clean sweep. He's been on every other mag cover. Now Jessica's fat ass covers him and he's pissed.

#45 get a life!! Breath of frewh air my ass. He is no better then Bush or Clinton. Same criminal cabinet same low standards. I just surprised he hasn't named blagojevich to a position yet.

Kool-Aid
Fresh
I'm
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Now fuck off.

#48

It is obvious you are a Ditto Head. Quit listening to right wing talk radio. Bush lied to the American people and abused his power as President. There was a surplus of US money when Clinton left office and now American has a huge deficit from the Bush Administration. Clinton got his cocked sucked by a desperate fat intern name Monica that kept on throwing herself on him. Clinton never had intecourse with Monica. Newt Gingrich who was the former Speaker of the House tried to impeach Clinton while he was having an affair! It is great to once again have an intellegent and articulate US President.

Speaking of abusing the power of the office....how about how Clinton had an intern do sexual favors for him....not to mention all the shit he pulled while Governor of Arkansas.....juss sayin..........

When all you fucking retards are going to understand he was reading the magazine's headline? You can watch the complete video on msn. But noooo now we have all kinds of retarded fat fucks issuing dumb opinions about what it's put in front of their eyes and consider it an universal truth. Now we have numb brains like #6 and #19 trying to understand the vid.

For haters like 36, 28 and 14... you will just have to keep swallowing your hate for the next six years knowing nothing less than... He's the PRESIDENT. And guess what... you're not, assholes! Go back to your little KKK boyscout reunion and keep hating.

#51

The infamous intern named Monica Lewinsky kept on throwing herself at Clinton. Monica first met Clinton during the winter break in the White House by lifting up her dress and showing Clinton her big fat butt in a thong. Monica kept on making advances at Clinton and Clinton continued to refuse Monica's advances. Finally Clinton allowed Monica to give him a quick BJ in the White House doorway after Monica's persistence. The former Republican Speaker of the House name Newt Gingrich tried to impeach Clinton while he was having an affair. It is common knowledge that Clinton has a high sex drive, but he was not having an on going affair with Monica like the Republican Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. Clinton did not even have intercouse with Monica. Monica was a fat wild loser trying hard to get attention. No innocent female lifts her skirt up to anyone like Monica did with Clinton. I would rather have an intellegent and articulate President like Clinton who did a lot of good for the US make a morality mistake rather than a lot of Presidential mistakes like Bush. You need to read more, seek the truth, and quit listening to right wing talk radio. Right wing talk radio is not the news so please remember this important fact.

One president lied about getting a blowjob. The other president turned international sympathy into international shame, and topped it off by ignoring the warning signs of a financial collapse. Which one was impeached by partisan psychos?

Are the people who dislike Obama any worse than those who suck his dick?
People get with it. They have too much power in Washington, Left and Right, and they play us off one another to keep that power. There's no sucker like the American Sucker . Yes, even Obama knows how to play the game, sad to say.

"People get with it."

Please. There's nothing more shallow and annoying than people who posture themselves as know-it-alls, operating far above the level of others. You know nothing.

Still defending Clinton over Lewinsky? Bubba admitted in his own book that he did the fat girl for the "worst of all reasons, because I could". And didn't he seek professional help for his sexual-addictions after he left office? Not that he should have been impeached, necessarily, nor does it make Bush a great President either, but when the man himself admits he did wrong, you gotta accept it.

You're likeable enough, Mr President. Except, not.

And if that's the case, he could have said No. Do you really want to get into Clinton's extramarital affairs? Do you really think Monica Lewinsky was the first affair he had? Maybe you should read more about his time in office in Arkansas, in particular Juanita Broaddrick's rape allegations. and you tell me why he paid Paula Jones $850,000 in a settlement? For a nose job? He's far from the fucking saint the liberal bleeding hearts make him out to be. Do you really think that just because he didn't put his dick in her cooch it wasn't SOME form of sex? Give me a fucking break.

I suppose you're going to try to tell me that Saint JFK didn't abuse the power of the office either, right? That man was constantly being treated for veneral disease because of all the whoring around he did.

I don't need to read shit.

Give a bloke a bit of power and he starts taking the piss out of white hick girls with weight issues.

Then again, maybe it was all the fault of they guy who writes his speeches....

Clinton, Bush, and Obama are all flawed men. Clinton's flaws didn't damage the country nearly as much as Bush's flaws. We'll have to see about Obama, he seems to have a Christ complex, which can be dangerous. In ordinary times, you're better off with a politically skilled pig of a man (Clinton) than with men who have religious delusions (Bush, Obama).

#59

Who gives a flying fuck about Clinton's and JFK's morality flaws; they were both great Presidents. Bush was the worst President in US history.

"the worst president in history"
"the best super bowl ever"
"the greatest movie ever made"
etc etc etc

I hope she doesn't get as big as the singing Judd
That's hard to come back from
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Obviously not the liberals, #62. Oh, and by the way, who fucking asked you for your input anyway?

I wouldn't go that far..........

The entire blog seeks input and opinions!!!!

OK, OK, most times they suck, but this isn't Oxford U...right # 26, 37, 56, just to name a few....

To the 38: none of the people who voted for obama made a logical choice between Obama-Biden or a 76 year old cancer survivor McCain and Palin....Pretty sure Palin has the intellect of Paris Hilton at 3 Am, with slightly less STDs.

To everyone being hardcore racist....
WAAAAAAWAAAAAA
A Black man is president
WHo the fuck cares? hes half white, Which doesnt stop you from beating off to Vin Diesel movies in your moms basement.

Just thank god he's not Mexican

...and #28, of course, how could I miss him?

Man that half white guy you leftards elected president is really a piece of work, eh? Picked a fight with Rush Limbaugh, pandered to the arabs, failed at bipartisanship even though he told the repubs "I won," now he makes jokes about Jessica gaining weight. His first 2 weeks are really not helping Michelle's children.

Half White? That's outrageous...they're referred to as Halfricans, goddammit, and don't you forget it.

Score:

#34 plus one! (ROFLMAO)
#39 big fat zero

#70

"Pandered to the arabs"-It is called pragmatism, unlike Bush's failed ideology policies.

"Failed at bipartisanship"-The Republicans did not approve the stimulus package because they want to please their constituents for the next election.

"Makes Jokes of Jessica"-Obama was merely reading the headlines of the magazine Matt asked him to look at.

OK you can go back and listen to Rush ramble non facts. Remember Rush gives his OPINION and not facts.

Damn...she's doing shows in West Virginia now? *shakes head* That's some sorry fucking shit right there, man........

Jessica rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Jessica should come clean and say yes I have been overeating. My boyfriend eats 2 beef burgers for lunch and dinner and I started eating 2 beef burgers for lunch and dinner too. I now realize that beef makes me gain weight fast. I am now going to be like my boyfriends ex-girlfriend and become a vegetarian, so I can loose my fat and look hot again. I am also going to start exercising regularly again.

I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISGUSTED BY

I AM COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISGUSTED BY

IM SO IRRITATED BY THE RACIST COMMENTS MADE ON MY PAGE I CANT EVEN FORMULATE A SENTENCE! 1. ARE YOU GUYS FOR REAL????? THIS IS 2009, NOT 1969. TIMES HAVE CHANGED YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES AND 2. GET A FUCKING LIFE! I KNOW THERE ISNT MUCH GOING ON IN MIDDLE AMERICA OTHER THAN TO BE A RACIST IGNORANT WASTE OF LIFE, OR TO START UP METH LABS, BUT COME ON!!!!!! ENTER THE REAL WORLD.

SINCERELY RENEE FROM NY AND YES, IM CAUCAUSIAN YOU FUCKING WASTES

IM SO IRRITATED BY THE RACIST COMMENTS MADE ON MY PAGE I CANT EVEN FORMULATE A SENTENCE! 1. ARE YOU GUYS FOR REAL????? THIS IS 2009, NOT 1969. TIMES HAVE CHANGED YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES AND 2. GET A FUCKING LIFE! I KNOW THERE ISNT MUCH GOING ON IN MIDDLE AMERICA OTHER THAN TO BE A RACIST IGNORANT WASTE OF LIFE, OR TO START UP METH LABS, BUT COME ON!!!!!! ENTER THE REAL WORLD.

SINCERELY RENEE FROM NY AND YES, IM CAUCAUSIAN YOU FUCKING WASTES

IM SO IRRITATED BY THE RACIST COMMENTS MADE ON MY PAGE I CANT EVEN FORMULATE A SENTENCE! 1. ARE YOU GUYS FOR REAL????? THIS IS 2009, NOT 1969. TIMES HAVE CHANGED YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES AND 2. GET A FUCKING LIFE! I KNOW THERE ISNT MUCH GOING ON IN MIDDLE AMERICA OTHER THAN TO BE A RACIST IGNORANT WASTE OF LIFE, OR TO START UP METH LABS, BUT COME ON!!!!!! ENTER THE REAL WORLD.

SINCERELY RENEE FROM NY AND YES, IM CAUCAUSIAN YOU FUCKING WASTES

It does not matter what these racist say because America has spoken and the majority says race is not an issue.

Wow, seriously. The people that hate Obama. Have you looked around at your country for the past eight years? Have you paid attention to the world?

I bet you haven't, since Americans, as a rule don't give a shit about anyone but themselves.

But look. Wise up. EVERYONE HATED YOU. Everyone hated you and your fucking terrorist of a President. You FINALLY have a good guy in office. And you're ruining it with your racist attitudes.

The world has given you a chance. You voted in Obama, so we're giving you a chance. But fuck this up, and we're going to cut you off. And speaking as a Canadian, I know how much that would STING (especially since we provide you with 90% of your oil... didn't know that, did ya).

Aaaaanywho...that's a serious muffintop that Jessica's got going on. She must be eating deep-fried meals 3 times a day.

Did Matt ask when our fucking checks would arrive?

maybe jessica is pregnant....
i'm just sayin...
women don't always look prego at first...they tend to look...chunky.
would explain the weight gain in the middle butt and face.

why was he even doing an interview for Matt with all the frozen popsicles in Kentucky? 1.5 million people freezing to death...apparently he hates white people...freezing to death. I know it's not New Orleans...but hey...these people didn't have 4 days to get heck out of Dodge....where is the President? Hellloooooooooo?

#87

You need to read and quit listening to Rush.
Obama did his job.

Ky. asks Obama to speed federal aid for ice storm
By JOE BIESK – 8 hours ago

FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) — Kentucky's governor will ask President Barack Obama on Monday to speed up federal aid dollars as costs spiral past $45 million for emergency work to restore power, hand out water and food and clear debris across the state hit hard by an icy winter storm last week.

Obama signed federal emergency declarations last week for Kentucky, Arkansas and Missouri after ice and snow blamed for more than 40 deaths in nine states and for power outages that peaked at 1.3 million customers from the Southern Plains to the East Coast.

Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear said he will ask the president to upgrade the federal response by declaring a major disaster, which would open the door for immediate financial assistance. The current disaster declaration provides for federal assistance with material, such as generators and bottled water being distributed by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

The Democratic governor said the tab for the cleanup already exceeded $45 million, the threshold for receiving a major disaster declaration. "That number may well increase," Beshear told The Associated Press.

Kentucky had the most power outages last week, a state record of 700,000 customers. By Sunday night, the figure had dropped to less than half that. Still, it could be weeks before some people have power again.

It says "weight battle" on the cover of the magazine. He was reading the cover. I hope the POTUS has a bit more to care about than how much some singer weighs.

I think she looks so CUTE here! She is either pregnant or trying. How do you think that looks bad?!! She shouldn't gain anymore or she could get fat, but look how her stomach is distended. That isn't McDonalds

It looks like there are a lot of easily enraged PC nigger-lovers here. Good deal.

I love stirring the shit!!!

Say, do any of you nigger-lovers actually believe the stupid shitskin is really running the country, and that he doesn't just do whatever Rahm Emanuel tells him tells him to do? He's a complete and total jewtool. Of course, so was Juan McCainez . . .

Does the president need to comment on this, and give shout outs?

oh shit, Jessica Simpson is almost average I better run to the gym STAT

OOOhhh, you got a few people excited on a gossip website by posting racist crap. You are one dangerous dude, boy.

Good grief, get a LIFE already. Pathetic don't even begin to cover it.

And for my next trick, I'm going to make meowing sounds until the neighbors' dog barks, 'cause I'm anarchy made real...

and thats what you fuckers get for voting for this black asshole.... good job
GOOD FUCKING JOB KIDS.
i bet over half the people who voted for him did it cuz it was the cool thing to do? cuz brittney spears was voting for him right?....yah well this is what you get

WAITING FOR MORE.....

be sure: HER FIGURE TAKES THE ENTIRE COVER, folks!!

. . . correction, a few mindless idiots excited. Mindless idiots like you GG1000. Looks like you're having a tantrum. Well I say, GO FOR IT!!! PUNCH OUT YOUR SCREEN!!! SLAM YOUR FIST INTO MY POST!!! THROW YOUR FECES, JUST LIKE THE SHITSKIN COMMANDER IN CHIMP WOULD!!!

Don't even try it!!!!!
He was reading off the cover!!!!
Why are you'll getting stupid!!!!!
Fuck fat ass Jizzica Simpleton!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will welcome our alien robot overlords because if our President is so superficial (heh) that he slams a pop star because he didn't make the cover of a crappy tabloid, we don't deserve to rule over ourselves anymore.

He shouldn't joke about Jessica's weight, what with all that fattening pork in his "stimulus package"

Deliciously meaty is winning the battle by the way......

100

All the pork spending comes from the Republicans.

uugh. fucking stupid.

Jessica went from wearing sexy clothes when she was fit to wearing dumpy clothes because she is fat. She made not be considered fat to American Fat standards, but she is fat according to me and the rest of the world.

*He was reading the cover of the magazine -- I'm astonished that the news outlets are permitted to report this information like it was his opinion!*

Jessica is 5'3" and has a small frame. Her weight should be between 107-115. Right now she must weight 155 pounds.

I SEE THE THIS RETARD HAS RE-ENTERED THE CHAT WITH HIS RIDICULOUS RACIST COMMENTS. DO YOU KOW HOW UNEDUCATED YOU SOUND? ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE THINK YOU ARE SOME LONLEY MIDDLE AMERICAN, METH SMOKING, HICK? JUST SITTING BY YOUR COMPUTER WITH NOTHING ELSE IN YOUR LONLEY PATHETIC LIFE TO DO????? THATS NOT COOL, MY FRIEND. IM HONESTLY EMBARASSED FOR YOU. GO BACK TO SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, LAY OFF THE HANGING OUT IN GAS STATION PARKING LOTS! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OR GO GET A JOB IN YOUR TOWN WALMART OR SOMETHING, GO DRIVE AROUND YOUR WHITE TRASH PICK UP TRUCK AND DRINK CHEAP BEER. WHEN DID AMERICANS BECOME SO STUPID? NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD WANTS TO SHIT ON US! FINALLY OUR COUNTRY IS BEING RULED BY SOMEONE WHO IS WORDLY AND EDUCATED, NOT SOME SLOW, CORN BREAD HICK. AND THE 5 REMAINDERS OF KKK OR WHATEVER HAVE SHIT TO SAY. GUESS WHAT??? NO ONE EVEN ACKNOWLEGES YALL ANYMORE BC YOU MEAN NOTHING! SUCH A WASTE OF HISTORY BOOKS. HALF RETARDED WHITE MEN THINKING THEY ARE SMARTER THAN ANYONE WHOS ISNT WHITE ANGLO... AGAIN, IM EMBARRASSED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.... IT WOULD BE ONE THING IF YOU ALL WERE ACTUALLY INTELLIGENT, BUT YOU ALL HAVE THE EDUCATION LEVEL OF A 5TH GRADER. TO EVEN THINK THESE MILDLY RETARDED HICKS HAD ANY SAY IN ANYTHING... THIS COUNTRY IS SO SAD. AND SUPERFICIAL: YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY TO EDIT WHAT IS BEING SAID IN THESE BLOGS AS MUCH OF IT IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE

amen # 107-108!! :)

@#107, 108 and 109: Just came back and took a look, to see if there were any temper tantrum remains. I see that there are, and they are most lovely! I just want to say "Thank you! You made me very happy!"

Now I have some questions for you:

Do you think the stupid groid in the White House pees in the sink like Bill Clinton, in addition to flinging his feces at humans? And why doesn't Michelle Obongo do something about the monkey-house smell emanating from her pussy? Do you think the stupid mindless retarded first niglets will also stink like an ape's veggy and shit-strewn apehouse floor when they get a bit older?

Please answer these questions, and don't forget to have another all-caps typing tantrum while you're at it. Thank you! Have a nice evening! : )

107, 108, Is that you Kanye. I thought only Kanye ranted aimlessly like that.

Isn't he just reading the headline from the cover and saying "Oh well" about his picture being bumped?
There is no story here.

Cut out the racist BS idiots.

ALL CAPS IS BACK ASSHOLE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING. YOUR POST IS MAKING ME DIZZY. YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. AS I SAID EARLIER.... CONTINUE ON IN YOUR METH LAB OR GO HANG CONFEDERATE FLAGS IN YOUR PICK UP TRUCK.

PEACE!!!!!

ALL CAPS IS BACK ASSHOLE. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING. YOUR POST IS MAKING ME DIZZY. YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE. AS I SAID EARLIER.... CONTINUE ON IN YOUR METH LAB OR GO HANG CONFEDERATE FLAGS IN YOUR PICK UP TRUCK.

PEACE!!!!!

Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

Your all liers.Our new PRESIDENT is great.He made history.So all you idiots are rong.

I semi-predicted this in the recent Jessica leather pants article.

Maybe we can drill her fingers for blubber.

Actually this outfit seems to be taking care of her pretty well. If she'd worn this in the first place maybe no one would have said anything.

@38 - I'm in the 10%! Except I didn't vote for him! I wrote in Mr. Spock and Lassie!

@115-120 Alexa - Maybe YOU are rong! You and the consistent liers you possess!!

I am glad to see that our president is facing the important issues in our country.

Obama = Nigger
Obama = Bankrupt America
Obama, you understand what a TRILLION DOLLARS IS? Save a MILLION dollars EVERY DAY for 2500, yes, TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED, YEARS and you will have the 915,000,000 they want to piss away on stupid groups and people that got them elected, and a few close personal friends and family members.
Obama, Pelosi, = Nigger and his reckless, kill America for which it stands, Bitch.

wow, check out the brave redneck @ #123. didn't know possums had internet access. or as they say "the internets"

loser

Oh, and funny how this asshole doesn't question the trillion dollar deficit created by the Bush administration, nor the $600 billion spent so far on the war in Iraq. The asshole probably doesn't pay taxes on his paper route, so I don't know what he's complaining about.

#45, you're fat and your sign on name is freebie?! What a surprise that you support Obama. Hurry, I hear your food stamps calling you!

she doesnt even look that big... I think she still looks beautiful, fuck all these skinny ass hoes who are jealous of her cause she still fly even when she eats more than once a week, damn.

1- jess looks fine
2- barack couldnt have said it better.

first of all everyone who is making fun of PREZ OBAMA is stupid and have no life. yall just wanna take up for your shit for brains EX prez bush. at least obamas daugters look better than your cock sucking EX prez. so all yall white people can SHUT THE FUCK UP.