Feb 17 2009Aubrey O'Day is classy
Because poise and sophistication are her middle name, Aubrey O'Day walked around Fashion Week last night holding a copy of Playboy with herself on the cover. At this point, she might as well strip naked and pull Faberge eggs out of her vagina because, hey, why stop the classy train now? Choo choo!

Reader Comments
1. Sheva - February 17, 2009 5:09 PM
Gee, more humongous fake breasts, blech!
2. Shallow Val - February 17, 2009 5:09 PM
Let's be realistic now. A faberge egg doesn't stand a chance in that cavernous cesspool of a vagina.
3. Liz - February 17, 2009 5:10 PM
ugh her boobs are all veiny and shit. it's like they are dying on her chest.
4. Alec Baldwin - February 17, 2009 5:12 PM
I would hit.
5. Ted from L - February 17, 2009 5:13 PM
She looks pretty good for a slob.
6. lisa - February 17, 2009 5:14 PM
eew. just. eew.
7. chirs - February 17, 2009 5:14 PM
if she poised in playboy, then she must have plastic tits
8. anthonyOA - February 17, 2009 5:15 PM
Her tits have enough veins to make a heroin addict blush.
9. Joline - February 17, 2009 5:16 PM
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club
____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
10. havoc - February 17, 2009 5:17 PM
If I could just introduce my main vein to her veins, then we'd have something....
.
11. Some Girl - February 17, 2009 5:19 PM
I remember the first season of Making The Band with Aubrey. She was tiny, had cute boobs, semi-natural looking hair, non-duck lips... I thought she was gorgeous. She also seemed like a pretty normal girl. What in the hell happened? When did she become such a low-class tramp? I mean, this is just so sad and disgusting. She is just so sad and disgusting.
12. Some Girl - February 17, 2009 5:23 PM
Back when she was cute.... and now.
13. I make clothing (some) people wear - February 17, 2009 5:24 PM
Aubrey O'Who?
14. Kelley - February 17, 2009 5:34 PM
First, Aubrey is a boy's name ... plastic tits, bleached hair, slug lips ... close-set eyes signify deceitfulness ... don't find her the least bit attractive at all.
15. Mia - February 17, 2009 5:39 PM
I think she looks great and obviously she doesn't need P Dinky or Danity Kane to shine! Way to Go!!
16. poi - February 17, 2009 5:42 PM
You're missing the point. She's carrying around that Photoshop wonderland of a cover so that people know who she is. Who would realize that's the same person?
17. PunkA - February 17, 2009 5:48 PM
TICK-TOCK. TICK-TOCK.
Time's up.....time for the fat beast to step away from the spotlight.
18. Deacon Jones - February 17, 2009 6:00 PM
hmm. Daddy issues?
She reminds me of the girls that star in the 20 guy facials pornos I jerk off to.
19. Hank Warthmort - February 17, 2009 6:17 PM
She is so ugly, I hate her thin lips and small boobs
20. Fati - February 17, 2009 6:32 PM
she has disgusting veiny boobs. i understand that that shit happens to women, but no reason to show it to everyone, if you don't want someone like me to puke all over your breasts.
21. Delgo - February 17, 2009 6:47 PM
I still <3 veiny breasts.
22. Lain - February 17, 2009 6:59 PM
If you see the Playboy pics, the tits are obviously fake. They couldn't airbrush those?!
23. misjade - February 17, 2009 7:02 PM
To #11: That was before she met Jenna Jameson. Now they are bffs and look pretty much just alike.
24. X - February 17, 2009 7:11 PM
Did she walk around with a copy of it all night or did someone hand her a copy, ask her to sign it, then took a picture, at which point she handed it back to the guy and went about her evening ( without carrying around a copy all night )?
I'd bet the latter.
25. kate - February 17, 2009 7:49 PM
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a sexy man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****sugarmingle. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
26. Wendy - February 17, 2009 9:35 PM
Why in the heck dothese skanks where dresses that are too small for their fake boobs? VOMIT.
27. Wendy's Boyfriend - February 17, 2009 10:07 PM
Because I love it, babe.
28. Delgo - February 17, 2009 10:09 PM
Haters.
There.
I said it.
29. Repentant Sinner - February 17, 2009 10:51 PM
FAKE!!! it's a total photoshop job. You can tell 'cause my penis isn't in her mouth.
30. Delgo - February 17, 2009 10:57 PM
I disagree, Repentant Sinner.
Perhaps Adobe ImageReady, but not Photoshop.
31. stoplookingatme - February 17, 2009 11:21 PM
Why buy the playboy when you can see the nips for free? Or at least the areolas (areoli?), especially in pics 1 & 6. And I wasn't even looking for it...
32. gerard Vandenberg - February 17, 2009 11:32 PM
An example for america, folks:
.............................................................NOT DONE!!
33. Delgo's Mom - February 17, 2009 11:49 PM
Moron.
There.
I had you and let you live anyway.
34. nastyjay - February 18, 2009 12:07 AM
hey look at me! im a big kid now...
35. lawrece - February 18, 2009 12:37 AM
What a hot model!She looks like a member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on
her way to romances now?
36. S - February 18, 2009 12:41 AM
That first picture is so fucking flattering
Mom can I grow up to be just like her?
where I give up all my god given talent
to frolic about playboy covers
and get surgery so i look more and more like jenna jameson?
gee thanks society
37. S - February 18, 2009 12:41 AM
That first picture is so fucking flattering
Mom can I grow up to be just like her?
where I give up all my god given talent
to frolic about playboy covers
and get surgery so i look more and more like jenna jameson?
gee thanks society
38. Delgo - February 18, 2009 1:24 AM
You had me and let me live anyway.
There.
I said it.
39. Justin Moore-Brown - February 18, 2009 1:25 AM
I'm not sure what's worse, the HUGE veins in her breasts or the look on her face as if she just had a stroke.
Like Jenna Jameson meets Dick Clark........too soon?
40. Delgo's Mom - February 18, 2009 2:08 AM
I should have given you away and kept the parrot.
He wasn't original either and he looked better and ate less.
There.
I said it.
41. muhnamuhna doodoodadoodoo - February 18, 2009 2:43 AM
ick...what is that?
42. lucy - February 18, 2009 2:48 AM
She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
43. lucy - February 18, 2009 2:49 AM
She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
44. Lowlands - February 18, 2009 6:17 AM
So? What's her message?
45. Darth - February 18, 2009 6:26 AM
She probably want to prove she can write although it's in kid's crayon hand writing.
46. Sauron - February 18, 2009 6:34 AM
#44 *Most sweet voice* Do you know who's turn it is to get us lunch today? I want half a cow,medium done.And six cases of ginger beer.
47. RichPort's Ghost - February 18, 2009 9:05 AM
Wonky eyes, wonky tits... meh...
48. andy - February 18, 2009 9:10 AM
What happen with this girl? She looks exactly like Jenna Jameson.
Her pictures in Playboy are so re touch.
49. marie e. - February 18, 2009 10:23 AM
she looks like a trashy version of allyson hannigan-the flute chick from American Pie and How to meet your mother. Just put some ginormous implants and bleached blonde extentions on Allyson and poof! theres Audrey O'Day
50. Delgo - February 18, 2009 10:38 AM
Mom.
Try to get some sleep.
Its no wonder Dad left you.
51. dee - February 18, 2009 11:36 AM
Too bad Playboy left out the huge veins on her breasts out of the magazine shots and oh yeah, too bad they didn't use her face the way it really is, skanky and not pretty at all.
52. herbread - February 18, 2009 3:12 PM
Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She's always so fierce and lovely, i love her. It's reported from NewYork times that She created an account at a wealthy romance site****C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M*** to meet a sexy and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.
53. Jim Jones - February 18, 2009 4:26 PM
Who the hell is this waste of space? I don't even recognize her.
54. Kathy - February 18, 2009 7:00 PM
Who the hell is this chick?
55. JibJab - February 18, 2009 10:27 PM
She was THE HOTTEST while being somewhat down-to-earth on the first season of Making the Band and now this?! My fantasy is ruined. I'd still rock her veiny breasts but it wouldn't even be the same as the previous “real” version of her.
P.s. People, EVERY SINGLE picture of EVERY SINGLE person is Photoshopped, some just EXTREMELY more than others. i.e. Playboy, etc.
56. Tom K - February 19, 2009 12:54 AM
I love this American whore!!! She is such an accurate representation of American women! Spread your legs and show your twat to make money, who cares about being smart and going to college and getting a real “job”? Just take off your clothes and be a big whore and fuck lots of black men!
57. Delgo's Dad - February 19, 2009 8:47 AM
I left Delgo's Mom for Delgo's peachy ass. Boy gave some good head.
What didn't I say!?
58. MEGAN - February 19, 2009 11:17 AM
NOW SHE IS EFFIN DISGUSTING SHE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER LIFE (PREFERABLY JUMP OFF A BRIDGE) HER BIG FAKE BOOBS AND HER DISGUSTINGLY FAKE INJECTED LIPS ALL NEED TO BE POPPED! ! SHE'S SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE!! SO GROSS!!!
59. MEGAN - February 19, 2009 11:17 AM
NOW SHE IS EFFIN DISGUSTING SHE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER LIFE (PREFERABLY JUMP OFF A BRIDGE) HER BIG FAKE BOOBS AND HER DISGUSTINGLY FAKE INJECTED LIPS ALL NEED TO BE POPPED! ! SHE'S SUCH AN ATTENTION WHORE!! SO GROSS!!!
60. Narcissist - February 22, 2009 6:18 AM
Aubrey: "Hey, look everyone! Washed up and despereate for relevance at age 25! WOO-HOO!"