Jan 15 2009Paris Hilton is both a joy and a pleasure to wait on

her nose is weird!

... because you LIKE the new haircut??

i think this looks like the haircut of 10 year old asian boy.

I agree the hair is fugly. Tomorrow it will be long again.

the outfit owuld look better if the dress is strapped-sleeveless.

good thing she's so down to earth. otherwise she'd be downright intolerable.

I love her haircut!
I actually admire her because
she's taking advantage
of everything she can, while
she still can! Gosh. . .if I had
that much money, I would
be soooo much more of a bitch.
Yay Paris!! xo

I don't think that's Paris Hilton...

She's got that parrot nose going

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that her purse is her own brand?

All she did was have her disgusting extensions taken out.
I agree with @6, if I had her life? I'd buy an amusement park, and a chimp named Bubbles, I'd make it a place for children to enjoy...

And I've worked retail, and SURPRISE- It's not just spoiled hotel Heiresses that try on clothes and drop them on the floor for the sales person to pick up. It's thoughtless, arrogant, vapid girls that don't have the capacity to think about other people.

@7 You know. . . her lips and mouth
and nose DO look weird. . .

hahaa that would be hilarious if it
wasn't!!!

@ #4 (correction) that outift would look better if it were head-less

Her snout looks like Princess Vespa's (spaceballs) old nose.

she got kicked out of that party lol

I remember when the thin double-knit material came in funky color combos, and thinking how ugly it was on the old ladies that wore it. I still think the same thing, but now it's young women wearing it.

And who would put a belt across the middle of a design like that?

#6-- -obviously has the depth of a shallow wading pool

Bitch needs to get a fuckin' job!

@17 --- She gets paid to walk around
and be photographed. She's DOING
her job. That's why I love her -
cause she gets paid to be herself.
It's amazing <3
Also, I'm pretty sure that isn't
Paris Hilton . . .
Ohh and @16, don't be jealous!
xo

She' s so adorable, I'd even tell her, before doing her behind.

Your last 5 post about Paris Hilton have talked about how she has herpes. Is that all you can come up with? Get some new material!

enough with that skanky hoe!!

Paris Hilton is sexiest when she looks the least like Paris Hilton.

If you want to see an awesome video about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT WAL-MART, check this out:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

@ #9: It bothers me too! In almost every picture of her she is always carrying an incredibly tacky purse from her own collection. She just thinks if people see her with it then everyone will want one.

She actually looks OK there - sort of thin maybe but not as totally skanky as I remember her. Uh - maybe #7 is right!

She actually looks OK there - sort of thin maybe but not as totally skanky as I remember her. Uh - maybe #7 is right!

she looks really good here!!! She is always pretty tho

She looks adorable! I think she should keep her hair like that for a while. It's nice like that because it shows off her beautiful face and it just looks good with her bone structure.

Thats her new bitch. i mean best friend that she's holding the clothes to. I bet that chick is so glad she was chosen as Paris' best friend now. She's obviously stupid too because she should have grabbed that credit card while Paris was still half naked in the dressing room and ran like a motherfucker to got the hell out of dodge.

But wait, this IS Paris Hilton we're talking about, her being half naked and chasing after her wouldnt be a problem.

She may have had her teeth capped.. she does look a little off.. and yeah, she had her extensions taken off but her hair still looks dry and nasty.

Her haircut is fun and cute.

however, her nose looks like the surgeon attatched somebody's finger to her face.

Sweet. Now she looks like a fairy with that hairdo. She's got a necklace with the first letter of her name, in case she forgets, and a matching bag that probably has her address in case she gets lost. It's probably a van down by the river.

Do u know she tries to register on ***seekingsugarmomma. c om***, but has been refused for some reasons. I do not think it's hard to join that site. Britney has her profile there.

STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! Stop with the damn racism! You're all a bunch of God damned racists, every last one of you! I feel like drowning each and every one of you in your own blood!

I'm jennyjenjen and I'm perfect. You are all FILTH! Do you understand? You're all FILTH! Rancid, stinking, putrescent FILTH!!!

I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!!

I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!!! DIE FILTH DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!

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HAHAHAHA! She has no hair!

And your site is so pathetically slow that I hate coming here.

@Guest....get a life!

Ah, there's my favorite wonky eye hooker that I secretly like to look at.

omg she did the same thing to me at my store!!! She would just throw things on the floor in front of me even though we were both standing up and like a foot and a half from each other. She barely makes eye contact and lets her dog pee all over the dressing room. She also let her dog run wild and we had to chase it around so it didn't get stolen like her other one. She gave us her credit card and we gave it back then someone called the store to see if she left it......get a hold of your self!! and she totally does the fake nice voice when she wants something or says thank you......so weird.......she's also about 5'7 and has size 12 feet...wtf?!? Like ET!!

What? ET was 5'7"? You idiot - ET couldn't have been over 5'5", cabbage/turtles don't ever get larger than that. And by the way, stop being so racsist.

Doopie & Burton Girl can both suck my 12" reproductive pod.

first!

looks better than that stupid fake hair

@33 Fuck Off Troll.

GOD, skeletor is "FREE", folks!!

seems like she learned nothing in jail, she must be the top superficial bitch in the world, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I love that we now live in a world where rich white girls are too lazy to grow their own hair out so they get cheap fake extension to look worst then the most ghetto shit you'd ever see. Talk about a post-racial America. I mean what kinda damage can a white girl really do to her hair that she need to "wait until the right time to take the extensions out?" It's weird.

But anyhow, Tweety Bird McManhands looks pretty do-able. She just needs to fill those hips out.

she's had some surgery on her mouth area---or botox related something.

Really? You're bothered by her purse? You don't have real things to be concerned about?

Paris - I could use some new slippers.
;-)

She looks really cute and I'd be shopping more than her if I had her resources.

Also,she did NOT get kicked out of any party!
Some stupid website invented that story and showed a picture of her in an all white outfit from 2 days before. Then a couple other sites picked up the fake story. Blah.

She was at the InStyle party and looked stunning in a royal blue dress.

I don't care how much some people bitch about Paris, she is the only person in Hollywood who actually interests me enough to follow what she is doing.

Don't you posters know that in upscale stores you are expected to leave the clothes for the help to pick up????
That's half the fun of shopping at those places.

@ #1, #7, and #8

Her nose looks especially weird and ugly because her LIP INJECTIONS have WORN OFF!!!! So NOW U see her true thin lips....looks at her in picture 1- that's why it doesn't look like her.
Also, her thin lips draw more attention to her long nose.
Once she gets her lips re-injected she will look like Paris again...

No you do not throw those clothes on the floor at upsale places..how does she feel that someone else threw the shirt she is about to buy on the floor before her? nasty much

I noticed that the richest women feel entitled and have no class..I saw a woman with a 3000+ Louis bag in the dressing area and she came out all the hangers in the fitting room just holding the clothes and threw them at the lady working HOW rude . I don't care if you have money or wear cute clothes those women are UGLY to me

She actually looks cute here. But I really hate that tacky ass bag with her name of it.

She actually looks cute here. But I really hate that tacky ass bag with her name on it.

I LOVE her dress, but don't really dig the brown tights or brown shoes. And I agree with 52, class doesn't come with the bank account. But clothes aside, what's really there to admire about this girl? She has all the resources in the world and she does the absolutely most unimaginitive - try to capitilize off people's envy of the rich, that's it. And she made a sex tape...

I LOVE her dress, but don't really dig the brown tights or brown shoes. And I agree with 52, class doesn't come with the bank account. But clothes aside, what's really there to admire about this girl? She has all the resources in the world and she does the absolutely most unimaginitive - try to capitilize off people's envy of the rich, that's it. And she made a sex tape...
And she has HERPES

Wait, I'm confused... where's her wonky eye? What's up with her nose? Is that really Paris? Obviously lately her boobs have looked worked on, but did she have some extra credit with her plastic surgeon and think she needed her face upgraded too?

That's not Paris... the real Paris Hilton is in this chick's closet tied up with shoe strings and a sock in her mouth.

I seriously hope somebody smashes something through her face one of these days!

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

What happened to the other pics of Paris's big pink Barbie car? That shit is UNREAL...

Hey, if you want to see a hilarious vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART, you should check this out:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

only one thing to say. "Size 11 feet"

You can't change that. I keep looking for an adam's apple.

Paris' face is sweet.

Her body, anorexic.

And her feet are grossly huge.

Is she related to Daisy Duck?

A co ona moze miec do roboty procz zakupow i inwestowania w swoj image? W sumie to jej sie nie dziwie w kilku kwestiach ;] kobiety + zakupy = lepszy humor ;)

Who cares what she is like when she shops?

this is just like that scene in never back down when the terrorist wife was shopping for clothes and she was farting credit cards at the patriots and really thought they would buy them for her dumb bitch what the hell

Obey the Paris!

And she is more famous than any designer, so it would make no sense to carry another brand of bag.

Paris, if you read this, I want you to know that the haircut makes you look like your mother. As in an old, over-made up bitch with no talent.

Like mother, like daughter.

Well that is the beauty of spending thousands in a store- you can do whatever the f you want.

Oh Paris Hilton, makes me chuckle to realize God has a sense of humor.

God gave her ginormous claw like hands and feet (bwahahahahahahahaha!), and huge beak nose, a small bird like brain. Never mind the herpes, she brought that upon herself (not knocking anyone else - but this chick is pure 100% unadulterated SKANK).
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I don't give a shit who's making the gigantic canoes for your huge feet Paris: you will always be a joke.

but please..................................................."KEEP WALKING", folks!!

ohh come on ! paris's hair isnt that badd.. :P shes not a bad person inside and I bet she wouldnt appreciate you guys making fun of her!

What a wench.

I work primarily in fitting rooms. She represents the self-absorbed, condescending harlots who flounce through on their clacky heels of vanity and false entitlement, leaving behind a trail of inside out clothes, inconsideration and the tears of a broken retail assistant.

Sigh. Whatever. I'm just bitter and dead inside.

square chin + angular earrings = hot mess

- - - HOLD THE PHONE - - -

Why am I the only one noticing her scary scary arms /elbows ?

Look at the size of them, the top of her arm is skinny then all of a sudden she has an elbow like a fat man's knee and the bottom of her arm is huge?? Plus they look flaky.. what's going on ? Did she have some kind of allergic reaction that made the bottom of her arms swell up lol