Jan 8 2009Paris Hilton hasn't done that many guys

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Men aren't going to respect you regardless, Paris.

She's had so many dicks in her she's got a colored pussy.

So, under Paris's logic (I know, oxymoron. Work with me.) that means the guy she made the video with is only one of a couple of sex partners she's had in her whole life.

Yeah, I know that shortly after I lost my virginity, I ran to Circuit City and picked up a nice HandyCam. That's what I did. Brought it right home, spent the next 36 hours getting my lover to shoot enough heroin and drink enough vodka that she was okay with doing it on film, then taped myself doing things that I thought people who might be experienced in sex would do if they were on tape. Like me. A recently deflowered virgin.

Oddly enough, I believe her. There is just something un-sexual about that woman.

That said, comparing sex to handbags (or any other possession) is a pretty fucked up, objectifying point of view. It pretty much confirms my suspicion that she's really not all that into sex.

She's a had more dicks in her than the annual Cheney Lookalike Convention.

She is such a deluded liar.

"Nobody wants the fake Prada bag - they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive"
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Actually, Paris, I think they just want a bag that doesn't have herpes.

Not a fan of Paris, but we're all sluts...who cares.

telling your dream....when you said..."There we'll jump off then swim to our destination"...i thought you were going to say something like this..

"We jumped off the cliff, but the pace was slow. I looked over to Paris and her vagina had become a built in parachute, slowly lowering us to our destination..."

A couple of people? Bullshit.

I don't know one person who could relate to that handbag analogy. I wish I could steal Paris HIlton and force her to live among us "regular" people just so she can see how deluded and moronic she appears to be to the rest of the country.

When did she start therapy with Sharon Osborne?

Even if she hasn't banged more than her share, what does she think she is, a hero? Um, doesn't she has have herpes? It's like a diabetic wanting credit for not sitting around eating candy bars all day.

You must indeed be dreaming if you touched the firecrotch and didn't immediately go Pew! Pew! Pew!

You don't always have all your faculties intact when you are awake, but you are beyond redemption when you are asleep.

And by "only a few", she must mean "only a few hundred". She forgot to tell everyone that you should also give blowjobs on camera, because that is super respectable. Like a Prada bag...

wtf

She's used up, and there aren't any white guys left that would actually stick their dicks in that sarlac of a pussy of hers..... The only guys that are gonna want to fuck her now will be darkies. So she's already destined to a life with animals. Quite fitting. If only she could lose all her money and be disowned, it would be funny to laugh at her while serving grits to her pimp while living in a shack in the projects.

nobody wants you - might as well be easy you scabby cunt.

You must indeed be dreaming if you actually touched the firecrotch but didn't immediately say Pew! Pew! Pew!

You don't always have all your faculties intact when you are awake, but you are definitely beyond redemption when you are asleep!

You must indeed be dreaming if you actually touched the firecrotch but didn't immediately say Pew! Pew! Pew!

You don't always have all your faculties intact when you are awake, but you are definitely beyond redemption when you are asleep!

what a load. She's been fucked more times than the middle & upper class have been fucked over by Liberal Marx-ocrats.

I'll bet that the serial-rapist Bill Clinton wouldn't even hit that shit.

If the Prada bag has herpes, I'll stick with the cheap knock-off.

If the Prada bag has herpes, I'll stick with the cheap knock-off.

DEAR SUPERFICIAL WRITER:
You are lucky the snow saved you from a nasty herpe death.

I believe her. When you're close enough to see her massive man-hands and feet and you start wondering if it's a he-she you're not gonna get your dick out are you?

I believe her. When you're close enough to see her massive man-hands and feet and you start wondering if it's a he-she you're not gonna get your dick out are you?

"If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you. He'll want you much more if he can't have you."

I can't believe in 200-and-fucking-9, women are still repeating this blithering retarded nonsense. You can keep repeating it for another thousand years and it still won't be true.

Having sex with a man has NO bearing on his respect for you whatsoever. He will lose respect for you if you have sex with OTHER men, but sex with him doesn't enter into it in the slightest.

He won't want you more if he can't have you, he'll just have sex with someone else until you give it up. That DOES cause him to lose respect for you because it makes you look stupid to him.

Chicks need to wake up, then grow up and join the real world.

I think the whole sex with a couple of men only applies to the post-jail Paris...maybe..kinda...

Because before that...yeaaah...she wasn't foolin' anyone.

Pic #2: Is that a post-kick-in-the-ass wobble she's trying to recover from?

Most women are having carefree, no strings attached sex. Even the NY Times had an article that women in their early to mid 20s no longer date, but go out in groups then hook up with a guy. Somehow, this doesn't necessarily equate to sex, but is a "hook up". If you want the truth, don't ask how many men a woman's screwed, ask how many times they've "hooked up".

honey, you dont only have one tumor.

She knows she is safe saying this because no guy is going to admit hitting that.

Paris has seen more dicks than an Army doctor.

Looks like somebody's working too hard! "Buried" in celebrity gossip?

I can tell she's lying because her nose is getting pointy. Or does it always look like that?

And her wonk-eye gives you a little of that wink wink nudge nudge.

A "couple" people. *snort*

maybe you believe that she is worth saving / salvageable. that's probably the nicest, most compassionate thought anyone has had about paris hilton in years.

maybe you believe that she is worth saving / salvageable. that's probably the nicest, most compassionate thought anyone has had about paris hilton in years.

@ #26 Mcfeely Smackup:

If what you said was true, then why do so many people make fun of Paris for being sleazy (in addition to her shallowness)?

@ #28 grobpilot:

Hahaha!

I can't see anything in that photo that would cause her to be in that pose: no cracks for her heels to get stuck in, her ankles and heels are straight, so no twisted ankle thing. The best I could come up with is she's digging at her thong.

Prada bag with only a few loads in it is not brand new Prada bag. Who want Prada bag filled with jizz besides gypsy?

How about take few dumps in front seat of your pink Bentley and say car still have new car smell.

Paris Hilton hasn't done that many guys, in one hour you mean right?
She would be the queen of hoes If only she wasn't too trashy to be a queen.

Great job analogizing your life to a Prada bag. Too bad opposite of fake is real...not new.

Well - if you don't have a tumor, you DEFINITELY have herpes now :)

This is really no surprise here.

Paris has always been held in high regard because she has a lot of respect for herself and women of her nature can't afford to be seen jumping around from one place to the next because her professional image would be ruined.

Paris, don't let the media paint you to be something you're not.

Randal

I like Conan's comment. He said she meant she only slept with two guys during that interview

@42 Don't you think her "professional image" was ruined when a video came out of her giving a guy head and subsequently getting jizzed on?

Superficial Writer, I love you. Please don't be tumorized.

Paris is a bag. Straight from the horses mouth.

the problem with paris is she believes her own lies. paris had a lot of her personal items auctioned when paris failed to pay for her storage. i went to a web site that bought the items and she is shown with the gross girls gone wild guy nude with coke all over her tits. what chick that behaves like this has only done it with a couple of guys lol! and most people cant afford prada bags you rich ignorant bitch. and the people that buy the prada bags put it on their credit card and live in credit card debt because they are ignorant dumb shits.

hahahahah Rich!

yes paris show us how smart you are ..
that anaology comparing women to prada bags ..genius..you are so smart

LOL

I've only done a couple guys would you like a medal that you don't open your legs every date?
Here is a shiny sticker

" 37. dew - January 8, 2009 2:03 PM

@ #26 Mcfeely Smackup:

If what you said was true, then why do so many people make fun of Paris for being sleazy (in addition to her shallowness)?"

Dew, if that is your real name..., why don't you re-read what I posted, and try to figure out why I think you're an illiterate moron.

How the fuck someone reads something and comes away with the exact opposite of comprehension, I'll never understand.

oh, paris. did you really just compare your vag to a prada handbag?

HOORAY FOR B-...ohdeargod

*vomits*

as a self-designated hobby psychologist I would say the following:

Marriage is a symbol of closeness or imprisonment, that you always wanted to escape, but which, in the end deep deep down you desire - given the 'rekindle-thing'. the contrast of snow and sunny weather on the beach might indicate that you're life is either about to change drastically, you wish it to change, or that you merely lead a double life. The cliffs might symbolize a harsh reality or brutal death *lol* that stands before. (I would say) But the idea connected to the cliffs is that the climate changes after you jump from the cliffs into a warm one. After jumping you swim off to a beach.....so you are optimistic.
The high snow that prevents you from jumping in the end might just be because of the Paris next to you....you want commitment but not with her! :-)

Conclusion.....
1. you will die a sudden and brutal deat OR
2. you have commitment issues and read to much gossip

;)

"I'm not a slut" ...followed up by the lies:

"No I don't do drugs!" and more specific:

"No I don't life from 2gr of Coke and an Apple a day!"

Ladies, she's woken up to the fact that no man want shop soiled goods.

No man wants to marry a virgin who was a slut with everyone else.

Give your good years to your husband and children, not to chlamydia.

Mcfeely Smackup at 1:18 PM is on the money.

And people dont want the unobtainable and most expensive. Sometimes, they just want something decent that wont let you down.

a couple? yeah a couple.. hundred.

This girl carries off fake blue eyes and fake blond hair really well. I applaud her. No really, I can't imagine her with her natural brunette hair and brown eyes.

BTW One of the great things about being married, is if you all are faithful to each other, you can have all the unprotected crazy uncareful sex you want with each other.

What guy wants to stick their dick in a prada bag??????

Gee can we say herpes! Paris really just needs to give it up and go away,she is one used up brain-dead tart!!

when things are too funny i don't feel like laughing. fuck you, paris, women as morbidly stupid as you shouldn't be allowed to live.

She's totally right, people!
Good job Paris!!

Oh and #57. . . That was really really, *really* lame.

She's totally right, people!
Good job Paris!!

Oh and #57. . . That was really really, *really* lame.

a couple? yeah a couple.. thousand.

How can it be only a couple if I can name many just of the top of my head.
Rick Salomon, as we all know. Plus she was not a virgin at that point as she has stated herself, so that;s at least one more there.
She has been engaged to Jason Shaw and Paris Latsis
Benji Madden
Nick Carter
Stavros Niarchos
Not to mention the number of guys she has just been linked to like Travis Barker, Jared Leto, that hot pizza boy, Colin Ferrel.

Last I checked, a couple meant 2.

Remember the BIOLOGY-CLASSES?
............one person can be enough, YOU DUMB ASS!!

Paris wants to be a respected actress and that's never gonna happen.
She wants to have her virginity back and that's never gonna happen.
She probably wishes she didn't have herpes and gigantic feet either.

What is beautiful is that Paris doesn't get everything she wants.

#16 you are such a fucking racist bastard. I bet you have some issues or a little man complex or maybe you are ugly as fuck and could not get any decent looking white women to hook up with.

I'd lick Paris's herpes ridden cunt when she has flair-ups...

dude, who cares? everyone loves a slut. being a slut is fun.

The only joy I can see getting from her is when you pop the properly lubed head of your dick into her asshole and begin pumping vigorously, despite her protesting and moaning.

#69 - everyone loves a slut. being a slut is fun?

True, but not for marrying.

Paris wants her dream wedding - but her dream man is not dreaming of a slut with a porno.

Lots of things are fun but it doesnt make it sensible. Fun is short term. People obsession with the short term will suffer in the long term. Darwin had a theory about it.

Maybe she means she hasn't done that many guys....at once....on tape....while high....after paying them.

I love the second pic where she's tilted back, "just truckin'."

Having HERPES (and other STDs) = Sleeping AROUND.

PERIOD!

Give us an F'n break.

Maybe if..she weren't such a SLUT.

She wouldn't have to take VALTREX for the rest of her life.

i believe her. she's a tease so she'll get attention, but she's no ho.

So many dudes talk shit, but we would all sleep with her.

Why would some people think they know better than Paris who she did or did not sleep with.
We know of only one instance and the rest is stupid tabloid rumors.

So maybe she isn't lying. But either way, it's her own business and not ours.

Wow.....The post on here......lol........You people cant possible have that kind of hate for this girl...........You dont even know her but the dumb tabloids you read.........You've either never been single and had sex.......lol......Or you're just extremely jealous of this girl.............She's young, rich and free.........Thats the luck of the draw.........And if she wants to get it on with a different guy every night, thats her business..........Mabye she has a high sex drive......lol......You all were young once..........Remember......lol..........And anyone on here who says they never hit the disco's or bars and hoping to get laid, or has never seen an x-rated movie, is a total hypocrite. Sex is the biggest force in the universe......I guess most of you on here are sexless.....with no force.....lol. Most of you could only dream about being in the spot she is........and be able to get anything you want. Just a fact.............Hopefully, she's having the time of her life, cause one day....she'll be old......lol.........Everybody's different...and she's really no different than most of us really........Except she is extremely well off........So, quit hating her because she has money and can have a good time anywhere in the world at her fingertips.........