Jan 29 2009Paris Hilton claims she's just pretending to be dumb

Chilly?

Must be cold there. You can tell 'cause she's wearing gloves.

Useless as a glass eye in a knot hole....

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When Paris was on Larry King; she told him she has been reading the Bible a lot while in jail. Larry asked Paris what is her favorite verse in the Bible and Paris could not answer him. Basically Paris is not the crunchiest chip in the bag.

And her kneecaps are protruding from her knees.... forgot that part. Otherwise, you could never tell.

Uh that's great Paris, but if it's just a character why are you still doing it? The shows over bitch.

A character she was playing? Um....excuse me, Stupid, but it was a REALITY SHOW based on your life.

i would twist them so hard she orgasms so hard she passes out

Lombardi, LOL @2

@8

Yeah, 'cause that's how it works. Purple Nurple = World's Greatest Lover.

Now go back to Mom's basement.

Granted, she makes a couple of relevant points...

So, sorta shows she felt like looking like Lady gaga, big glasses, all in black, with gloves..she interviewed her few days ago:P

I didn't know rich people bedazzled their clothes too.

She better watch out with those things, if she's not careful she could poke somebody and give them, you know, a wonkeye or something.

Thats the best she has ever looked...I'd hit it if herpes bug's weren't spraying out of her twat like a fire sprinkler...

god damn she's stupid.

I'm surprised those nipples are 3 inches long considering how much they've been sucked.

Hmm. It just moved a little...

@10 That's solid gold right there! *cheers*

Turkey's done

gotta love the fourth pic where she checks her nipples...

Attention whore...she obviously knows whats going on as you can see in picture #4 that she is looking down at her nipples poking through her shirt.

Why won't she just disappear?!?

The Slurpi Queen has signaled her intentions. Soon the polar bear armies march on Sweden! or Switzerland!

Also.

Who the Hell knew she was that good of an actress???

#13 LMFAO

She's beautiful. She could cut glass with those things.

Yeah.... and I'm just pretending to type on the Internet.

Why is she in London? Did Hollywood get tired of taking pics of this skank?

Not complaining, London can keep her ugly ass and her nipples too.

she was also just pretending to have herpes.

dumb people claiming to be smart is like boring people claiming to be interesting.

saying it out loud, and to the press, doesn't make it true, sweety.

NIce Try Paris! But it is totally untrue. You are the dumb slut we all know and hate!

Paris also didn't make a sex tape. That was just her "character".

PARIS YOU WHORE LOL!

That shirt is so god damn stupid

ok, seriously. why do people like paris hilton come out and say they really aren't that dumb. it's fine if you are. and if you're not, then it's just sad that you feel like you have to play dumb.

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Raisin smuggler....
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Its' NOT an act - she is that stupid. This isn't the first time she's tried to claim her extreme stupidity is an act.

She's no rocket surgeon . . . . .

She's no rocket surgeon . . . . .

Jessica Simpson isnt as stupid as she pretended to be on TV either.

You may not be dumb, Ms. Hilton, but you most certainly are vapid.

Paris is just acting like she has herpes.

Wow, if she is pretending, she is the best damn actress in the world!

I have a hard penis from looking at those pictures.. Anyone is a liar who says that they would not love to slide their penis between those gorgeous breasts... Love Ya Paris!

I have a hard penis from looking at those pictures.. Anyone is a liar who says that they would not love to slide their penis between those gorgeous breasts... Love Ya Paris!

i want it... let the shit talking begin but for some reason i think shes banging hot, bonk bonk

wow...didn't know she had her left nipple pierced...

Can i nibble at that thing?

damn, i wonder if i can get coke out of those nipples..

Good thing retards like her can't get elected. Oops. Bush. Obama. At least they had/have good advisors though. Oops. Hilton.

Where's my fucking check Obama? Instead you are trying to dump 300 million for STD clinics? 800 million to fund abortions OUTSIDE the United States? Are you kidding me? And the people that read this site elected you? Where's my check?

This is an excuse for her own stupidity?
for once and for all: SHE'S REALLY A DUMB ASS, folks!!
(remember the letterman-show?)

PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY GOOGLING HIS NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON (HER FATHER,) AND NICKY HILTON.

RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2007 WHEN HE POSSIBLY BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON'S "SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA" STORY. LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THESE 2 CRIMINALS IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CRIMES.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST ME NOW IN THE 13 MONTH AND FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS IN NOVEMBER AND DECEMBER 2007 AND IN JANUARY 2008.

I cant believe Paris is still famous! Isnt her 15 mins up? This kinda stuff sucks. I tried auditioning for canadian idol once, it seems like its all for tv, they only took the first few in the line and the rest of us were sent home. Im guessing american idol is the same. Im still trying to get into the business, i got some great tips here http://www.startasingingcareer.com been reading through their books, hopefully it will work for me one day...

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST ME AND BRITNEY SPEARS. RICK HILTON IS ALSO EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HIS PART IN HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST ME.

THAT IS WHY THE HILTON FAMILY HAS REFUSED TO SUE ME OR TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST ME NOW GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 WHEN I BEGAN PUTTING ALLEGATIONS AGAINST MS. HILTON ON THE INTERNET.

JUSTICE MUST ARRIVE.

One LOVE B

PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF AND EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CRIMES.

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PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED CRIMES.

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

'Frank' from 16th floor : You and Paris have something in common Knee. Some people think YOU are just pretending to be dumb.
Knee Ya Ha Ha :Hi everybody. I'm over here at 'Frank's' .
'Frank' from 16th floor : Was just doing a bit of research on the 'flatulence' sections of southern American marching bands, fired up the Somali Pirate Satellite (tm) and came across this MLK parade. At about 2:49 min. in - I thought of you Knee.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Let's face it 'Frank' - no one reading this crap ever knows what we talking about. What you weelee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

again?

I cant believe Paris is still famous! Isnt her 15 mins up? This kinda stuff sucks. I tried auditioning for canadian idol once, it seems like its all for tv, they only took the first few in the line and the rest of us were sent home. Im guessing american idol is the same. Im still trying to get into the business, i got some great tips here http://www.startasingingcareer.com been reading through their books, hopefully it will work for me one day...

Paris cant pretend to be dumb, she's just trying anything out to change her image, but after so long it's not working. She can try to convince us that its something that she can turn on and off in an instant. She jut needs to admit it, she's a dumb blonde. If not for her name she would be a nobody. Quite honestly, i'm sick and tired of her coming out and saying how she is such a good girl when everybody knows the things that are already out there are true, not these new claims she makes.

Dosen't she know it's rude to point ?

Paris is pretending to be dumb? Ha! Jessica is not only pretending to be dumb but she's also pretending to be fat!

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(A) So #66Truth. I'm like reading this quote from J P Morgan -
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And I'm thinkin' maybe this Truth #66 minus guy/gal is a bit, you know dyslexic (sp?) and only can read the last sentence.
Looks like JP Morgan got out before Bernie Madof made off with all the cash. And JP Morgan Chase started out as the George Peabody Company in England. And Peabody worked for the Rothchilds.
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i suppose she's pretending to wear a bra as well?

# 74.
Thanks for that.
Inside job ?

@73, Binky: Very fine, Binky, very fine. Now Binky, have you read the analysis of Bernie Madoff's three classes of "victims" (only one of which was truly victimized)?

Sorry # 76.
I started reading that stuff and started dozing off.
I guess I'm not a money man. (I've always been a bad capitalist)
But welcome to the site anyway.. Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
That type of thing ?

Well ok. sorrwee.# 76.
Read a bit more
(that site needs a different font or something - had trouble reading)

Is it KKK ? # 76?
I'm a bit tired and didn't read it all. So - Let's all just start with -
#76. INSIDE JOB ?

I think you got rid of that guy Bink.

Oh.

SHIT !
....Back to headquarters.

Oh man, thank god, the truth is finally here.

75% of you are far more stupid than she will ever be.

And she is EXTREMELY stupid.

And I heard that Einstein was just pretending to be clever.

Why has Paris's mad ALL CAPS stalker suddenly turned up again after about three years of silence? It was dull enough last time he tried to take over Comments.

I would run up to Paris and hug her whilest squealing like a lil' schoolgirl saying "I LOVE YOU PARIS" just because I do!

well, at least she's not pretending it's HOT outside ;D

Heinous Federal Crimes aside....? Why is everything she's been wearing lately bedazzled

Tits aside, really look at her face in Pic 1. She should never leave the house without lipstick. She's starting to look like Andy Warhol!

Tits aside, really look at her face in Pic 1. She should never leave the house without lipstick. She's starting to look like Andy Warhol!

This is the same dumb cunt that also claimed that she wasn't promiscuous and she had only had sex with three guys in her entire life.

LOL at the gloves to keep her hands warm but no jacket or bra! What a dumb cunt.

I'm disgusted with myself for getting aroused while looking at these pictures of Paris. I know she's got the Herps, so I wouldn't stick it in her, but I would surely decorate those nips with my man-spackle.

#92- lmfao... so true that bitch needs to put a coat on not just fucking gloves... what a fucking asshole..

Is she pretending to be ugly too? Is she gonna take that nasty mask off her face???

#38 - haha, that is funny!

Her tits change size more than Oprah...

I believe it.

I mean she is no Rocket Scientist sure, but I bet she is a billion times smarter then fat cow Jessica Simpson.

Fo' real, Paris? Victoria's got a secret, and it's supposed to STAY a secret for a reason!!

If she's pretending to be dumb, she deserves the Oscar.

Must be a method actor.

riddle me this: if Paris was playing dumb for laughs why did Nicole always come across as funnier and smarter in The Simple Life? Nicole made that show, she was funny and sassy.....Paris was vacant and stupid

EVERYBODY SHUT UP!! PARIS HAS GREAT TITS!!!!

hi brandon m witte!!!!

heres a thought!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP POSTING ANNOYING COMMENTS ABOUT PUTTING PARIS IN PRISION!! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN U SAD SOURPUSS!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP U FUCKING CHEAP HOEBAG!

Thats not that bad of an outfit. Its kinda a sad that she is making more money on top of the trust fund money she has already. It goes to show you that the rich get richer just by being rich!

hi brandon m witte!!!!

heres a thought!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP POSTING ANNOYING COMMENTS ABOUT PUTTING PARIS IN PRISION!! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN U SAD SOURPUSS!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP U FUCKING CHEAP HOEBAG!

104. Gobama - January 30, 2009 6:19 PM

Thats not that bad of an outfit. Its kinda a sad that she is making more money on top of the trust fund money she has already. It goes to show you that the rich get richer just by being rich!

It gets even better. Since 'appearances' do not count as 'earned income' she qualifies for welfare under the Obama plan! Go Obama! Where's my fucking check?

"It gets even better. Since 'appearances' do not count as 'earned income' she qualifies for welfare under the Obama plan! Go Obama! Where's my fucking check?"

what the fuck are you talking about

Thanks for the confirmation.
WE'RE DEALING WITH A REAL DUMB ASS HERE, folks!!

What, you thought those were real? Haha.
http://www.bodyperks.com/index2.html

isn't that ironic she sucks at acting?
maybe she's fooling all of us by acting a very, very, very bad actress. and singer.

oh b*gger...

are we sposed to say something ?

yes... is the answer

p[what?]

Yeah, if she didn't have a more raging case of Herpes than Robin Williams, I'd be a little more interested in her pert little nipples.

CUNT

Now we know where those fake nipples ended up that Samantha wore in SATC.

Mmm, breasts...

And no! Paris should never wear black. Take it off at once!

1st - she is a dumb ass bitch. 2nd - can the bitch spend $25 on a bra for gods sake???

1st - she is a dumb ass bitch. 2nd - can the bitch spend $25 on a bra for gods sake???

GUAPA

GUAPA

GUAPA

she just needs to lower her blood glucose level.

.... if you have to explain that you're pretending to be dumb, then ..... you know, you're probably dumb.