Jan 12 2009Nicole Kidman apparently missed the camel toe talk as a young girl
Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there's so much moose knuckle going on here, I'm amazed Sarah Palin hasn't popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.
SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont'cha know.
BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!
SARAH: Don't go bein' a socialist now.
BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?
SARAH: ..... *BAM* 2012!

Reader Comments
1. In praise of a sick fuck - January 12, 2009 3:47 PM
I like this new specie of fish!!!! Sik sik sik
2. the zookeeper - January 12, 2009 3:50 PM
Camel toe? Mate, there ain't no camels down unda'! We got fuzzy koalas and kangaroos but she sure ain't gettin' no info on camels in Australia.
3. Crocodile Dundee's Career - January 12, 2009 3:51 PM
Blimey! That's screaming for fingerbang!
4. MikeMoneyV1 - January 12, 2009 3:54 PM
too much toe not enough camel
5. Uncle Eccoli - January 12, 2009 3:56 PM
Lovely.
@2
Actually, there are loads of camels in Australia.
6. Turd Ferguson - January 12, 2009 4:00 PM
Thats looks like fun!
7. Binky - January 12, 2009 4:01 PM
Yeah - plenty of camels #2 - try crossing the Nullarbor.
All Roos, wombats and camels.
8. Bob's My Uncle - January 12, 2009 4:02 PM
Not one shot from behind, huh fish. :(
9. todders - January 12, 2009 4:08 PM
Yo, girl need to put on some panties.
I guess Keith Urban didn't pick up any panties for Christmas. You've gotta take advantage of those Black Friday sales.
Remember when that dude at Wal-Mart got trampled to death? People are fucking crazy. I saw this hilarious video about that shit!! http://tinyurl.com/7bsbon
10. mimi - January 12, 2009 4:10 PM
FISH YOU ARE A DUSGUSTING F-ing ASSHOLE!
11. My Name is D-Nice - January 12, 2009 4:14 PM
I would toe bang that!
12. Shep - January 12, 2009 4:19 PM
Wow, it's no wonder a gust of wind doesn't hit that and knock her over. You could totally walk behind her on a windy day and not feel a thing.
I believe she could use that giant vagina to fly. I'm not a pilot or anything but I bet if enough wind hit it, she'd be doing a marry poppins minus the umbrella.
13. polly poppers - January 12, 2009 4:29 PM
@ 9 haha that kid looks crazy!!!
14. Daughter - January 12, 2009 4:33 PM
That is some serious toe
15. soahc - January 12, 2009 4:37 PM
Nicole Kidman, Professor, Teaches: How To Ruin Natural Beauty With Plastic Surgery 101
16. Jimmy Jim - January 12, 2009 4:37 PM
some chicks can pull off camel toe, this is just fact, and nicole pulls it off just beautifully.
17. lori - January 12, 2009 4:39 PM
Hilarious takeoff on Palin. Lol!!!
18. Chris - January 12, 2009 4:41 PM
Wonder who took the photo? Nashville is known for leaving celebrities alone in public.
19. CaptainMorgan - January 12, 2009 4:46 PM
Those are some serious meat curtains. I mean, those look like they'd flap in the wind. They'd keep Keith warm in the winter...from the neck down. I'd have to strap a 2x4 across my back before I dove in there...or I might not come out.
Kinda gross. Looks like it could connect to her belly button. Maybe it's a front bum?
20. p0nk - January 12, 2009 4:46 PM
praying for mimi
21. Right Fury - January 12, 2009 4:46 PM
Nice palin ref fish!!! hhahhshahhshooahsoohahhhshahhshahshhhasha
Buck Farack
22. Freebie - January 12, 2009 4:56 PM
That's no camel toe. Her pants are either elastic waistband or have a side zipper. What you dunderheads think is a camel toe, is actually a sewn seam. Stupid people.
23. phil - January 12, 2009 5:01 PM
I choose to see the camel toe wherever I look.
@ 9 -- that video is hilarious. I actually knew the wife of the guy who trampled that guy at Wal-Mart on Black Friday. He was looking for tampons.
24. j - January 12, 2009 5:11 PM
Nicole is very pretty, what we see is what may Tom run away from her...it is called a vigina
25. I luv mimi - January 12, 2009 5:22 PM
You tell him mimi. Go girl! You are the best! Pray for Amy! (bangs head on concrete floor until another drop of blood oozes out of hairy ear)
26. Deacon Jones - January 12, 2009 5:26 PM
RAAAlllllllPPPppppHHHHh!
27. Sportsdvl - January 12, 2009 5:27 PM
Mimi is just mad that her "camel toe" bulges like a man's package.
28. Mama Pinkus - January 12, 2009 5:39 PM
flabia labia
29. Toby - January 12, 2009 5:51 PM
Who is this crappy blogger, and why does s/he think anyone cares about their tiny little world?
30. It's Me Fuckers - January 12, 2009 5:52 PM
#22... we realize it's a seam... that accents her camel toe
31. sla - January 12, 2009 5:53 PM
#22: When the seam is pulled up into your crotch, that's camel toe. I give her points for the Chuck Taylors, though.
32. Eric - January 12, 2009 6:07 PM
seems to me that she has a very nicy pussy under there... can't wait to get home and rub one out
33. Eric - January 12, 2009 6:07 PM
seems to me that she has a very nice pussy under there... can't wait to get home and rub one out
34. justifiable - January 12, 2009 6:19 PM
#22 "Dunderheads" ? How the fuck old are you anyway, 75? We young whippersnappers can clearly see it's a double-seamed crotch because we don't need reading glasses yet.
And regardless of that, Nicole dresses to the left.
35. Tom's Cruising for Cock - January 12, 2009 8:01 PM
Holy Tap-Dancing Xenu, that's one big-ass camel toe...
No wonder TCLTC
36. Neumidides - January 12, 2009 8:07 PM
I cannot believe that any woman would walk out of the house, wearing that, and plus, wouldn't she feel it rubbing? Cloth against skin.
As far as all you all that commented nasty things, I just want to say ewwwwww
I didnt want to read that. you sick O's.
37. axel - January 12, 2009 8:37 PM
hot girl!
38. Just_As_it_IS - January 12, 2009 8:39 PM
Man she is so beautiful and the cameltoe actually makes her look naive and innocent.
39. Tinkey82 - January 12, 2009 9:07 PM
Leave Nicole alone!! Sometimes these things happen. And personally I don't see what the big deal is about: you see the "toe" when there's no clothes on, right? you boys are so difficult!
40. Patrix - January 12, 2009 9:11 PM
that's just screaming for some rub art. when i was 7...i used leaves...now i'm 27, look out vag.
41. deka - January 12, 2009 9:15 PM
yikes and gross gross
one of the worst i've ever seen
42. She's well hung - January 12, 2009 9:44 PM
Damn this aging pig really must now realize she is close to being finished in the business and is dementedly looking for attention. She sure gots a bog twat though. Nasty fucking bitch. Yeah yeah mimi I know it's a celebrity and we're not supposed to say mean things about 'em here.
43. hair of samson - January 12, 2009 9:52 PM
She did that on purpose. Former A-list star, now flasher, Nicole Kidman.
Look at that big grin on her face, so much different than the coy little me look that she used to try and win over the Life and Style baby brigade. Since the image of "classy motherly Nicole" isn't working, and Australia bombed, she's flipping out. Watch, it'll get worse.
44. gerard Vandenberg - January 12, 2009 11:25 PM
STRANGE she was evicted from australia, folks?
45. missywissy - January 12, 2009 11:40 PM
These pants are just awful.
STUPID headline. Girls don't get a "camel toe" talk, dipshit.
Immature comments. I HATE Palin and my blood boils at just the thought of her doing ANYTHING but ... well... I don't know. The thought of Sarah Palin doing anything makes me nervous. I'd rather seen John McCain had run with Nicole Kidman's "camel toe" than with Sarah Palin.
John McCain/ N.K.'s Cameltoe 2012
Joe Camel-toe will be the slogan.
46. Jimmy Jim - January 12, 2009 11:42 PM
i wish i saw more camel toe in public, maybe one day it will carry over to men and i can finally wear sweat pants to show off my bonage.
47. bushi - January 13, 2009 12:54 AM
I LOVE HER BULKY, LONG AND YUMMIE CAMEL TOE, WOULD LICK ON IT ALL NIGHT LONG....
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52. RichPort's Ghost - January 13, 2009 9:32 AM
Much like a dromedary, I can't see anyone giving this chick more than one hump.
53. Valkyrie - January 13, 2009 10:40 AM
OH #52!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS AWESOMMMMMMEEEE!!
personally I think it's botoxed and very very VERY relaxed.
54. Suggs - January 13, 2009 10:49 AM
I would nom nom the hell out of that.
55. Diane Davis - January 13, 2009 11:00 AM
I wish my cunt was that plump and prominent! It's beautiful and so is she! If it's plastic surgery or botox send me the name of the doc!
56. Diane Davis - January 13, 2009 11:01 AM
I wish my cunt was that plump and prominent! It's beautiful and so is she! If it's plastic surgery or botox send me the name of the doc!
57. Nathiest - January 13, 2009 11:30 AM
Wait what? They give them a talk? This is why we don't see Camel toe every where? BITCHES!!
58. Monkey's Bone - January 13, 2009 12:27 PM
I would seriously like to thank Nicole Kidman's momma.
Whos timely forgoten testimony to Nicole wearing underwear when she shaves her snatch, has left me looking at her daughter's cooze.
Thanks for not letting out the secret mom
59. Lucy - January 13, 2009 1:10 PM
I'm sure there's room for a "sent Tom 'Cruzing'" pun somewhere.
60. thing1 - January 13, 2009 1:57 PM
@#45
um...missy...it might go unspoken in some cases, but yeah, we all get that talk - at least we got the message. don't act like you didn't get it. ... in her defense though, if she can't help it, she can't help it. .... the real problem is HOW TO MAKE MEN NOT WEAR SPEEDOS. not that many do, but that is highly more offensive than this. jmo.
61. MilfJungle - January 13, 2009 3:11 PM
Lucky shot, haha.
62. Stiles - January 13, 2009 3:57 PM
It's as if Keith Urban left his cowboy hat down there...
63. Carloc - January 13, 2009 8:34 PM
I am distracted by that giant forehead.
64. bruce - January 13, 2009 9:32 PM
She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
65. gerard Vandenberg - January 14, 2009 12:09 AM
YEP, she was raiped at the timr, folks!!
.....................SORRY.
66. mr bigg - January 14, 2009 6:07 PM
Awww
I wanted to see a shot from behind of her lovely behind or one from the rear of her humpable rear, the cameltoe woulda just been bonus boner material for the ol' spank bank
67. Diane Davis - January 14, 2009 7:54 PM
As an additional comment, perhaps it's a generational thing but I got the "don't let the boys see your panties" talk as a little girl not the "don't shave your cunt, wear no panties, and then wear thin, super-tight pants because the public will be "reading your [cunt] lips" talk...;-)
68. lucy - January 16, 2009 10:46 AM
She is so lovely, and I saw her photos on meetwealthy. com,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.