Jan 26 2009Mickey Rourke offers to show Kate Winslet his SAG
In a legendary red carpet encounter at yesterday's Screen Actor Guild awards, Best Actor and Actress nominees Mickey Rourke and Kate Winslet shared a brief "How do you do?" that ended with Mickey blatantly fondling himself at the sight of Kate's breasts. Sure, both of them went on to lose the aforementioned categories, but it's obvious who the real winner was: Chivalry. It's coming back.

Reader Comments
1. First! - January 26, 2009 3:04 PM
FIRST!! YOU'RE ALL GAY!
2. It's Me Fuckers - January 26, 2009 3:05 PM
my god she's beautiful. I'd become a dyke just to get the chance to do her.
3. Liz - January 26, 2009 3:06 PM
I don't blame him; that woman's smoking hot.
4. jimmy - January 26, 2009 3:06 PM
first??
oh, just wanna say!! wtf??
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5. p0nk - January 26, 2009 3:07 PM
queue the RIGID jokes in 3...2...1...
6. sea - January 26, 2009 3:08 PM
She actually won one of the awards she was nominated for, best supporting actress.
7. Jim - January 26, 2009 3:09 PM
Uh, Kate *did* win, for Best Supporting Actress.
8. RichPort's Ghost - January 26, 2009 3:11 PM
This is the best Madonna has looked in a while... hey, who's the chick in the blue dress?
9. Grandpa - January 26, 2009 3:13 PM
#8 Good One!!
10. Sam - January 26, 2009 3:14 PM
"The Wrestler" indeed...
11. Jock Itch - January 26, 2009 3:14 PM
Nothing a good cream can't cure, Mickey
12. Rachell - January 26, 2009 3:17 PM
Kate is so beautiful. I think she is more striking as a red head though. I loooove that dress on her, what a lovely color!
13. Maria - January 26, 2009 3:18 PM
What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER MY A TRUCK.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. Maria - January 26, 2009 3:19 PM
What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15. Maria - January 26, 2009 3:19 PM
What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Maria - January 26, 2009 3:23 PM
Kate is any UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!
PLEASE GET HER OUT OF THE MOVIES...........FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. sixpack - January 26, 2009 3:24 PM
I would lick her from head to toe. Shaped like a real woman!
18. Hotti-from-Johannesburg - January 26, 2009 3:24 PM
im back.....eish ja!
19. jrz - January 26, 2009 3:26 PM
http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/y/7/rourkemickey.jpg
*sobs* He used to be so fucking hot.......*sobs*
20. pete - January 26, 2009 3:30 PM
I hope Kate is still sporting more bush than Barbara. She seems to be teetering on the brink of diet pills and plastic surgery and bronzers/brazilians. Such a shame in the one actress who always did natural nudity and plenty of it (well, other than Kathy Bates in "About Schmidt").
21. Max Planck - January 26, 2009 3:33 PM
It's good that all they have in common is the award.
22. mike skoop - January 26, 2009 3:37 PM
Kate won. Must be the understudy writer today....
23. Nancy - January 26, 2009 3:43 PM
Two people who peaked during "Titanic" and should have used method acting in a final drowning scene:
http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/9676/2000161384369332038_rs.jpg
24. Bob - January 26, 2009 3:48 PM
So is that some type of weird Hollywood non-hug, or did she intercept his hand from grabbing her boob, or did she race to shake with his OTHER hand? And did a pube end up on his sunglasses?
25. ktb - January 26, 2009 3:55 PM
This freak had his hand in his pants the whole time he was being interviewed on the red carpet by E!
And if Evan Rachel Wood really hooked up with him? GROSS
26. male superficial commenters - January 26, 2009 3:59 PM
We have officially declared Mickey Rourke our idol: a man who doesn't let a formal televised awards show interfere with his ongoing masturbation.
27. Guest - January 26, 2009 4:02 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
28. Skoop Loves Cack - January 26, 2009 4:03 PM
22. She lost Best Actress, dipshit. She won Best Supporting Actress. Learn to read.
29. Zack - January 26, 2009 4:06 PM
#27-69: yeah, but sadly for you she hates stuttering retards.
30. Kate - January 26, 2009 4:12 PM
"Mickey, great to see you! No, that's good, a couple of feet away is perfect! No, I don't want say hi to Little Mickey. Um, I gotta go..."
31. Lisa - January 26, 2009 4:21 PM
He is one nasty looking man!
32. mony-mony - January 26, 2009 4:23 PM
who does he think he is... Al Bundy?
33. che-che - January 26, 2009 4:25 PM
look at the fun bags, on that hose hound!
34. Will - January 26, 2009 4:25 PM
Clearly he wants her to greet both Rourke and Tattoo...
35. Lindy - January 26, 2009 4:27 PM
Eww i bet he smells like piss, booze and cheap cologne.
36. Muzzle - January 26, 2009 4:36 PM
Please, put something long and hard in her mouth before we have to hear that fucked up accent, again.
37. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
38. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
39. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
40. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
41. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
42. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
43. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
44. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
45. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
46. Maria - January 26, 2009 4:54 PM
Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....
47. steve - January 26, 2009 5:06 PM
yeah, well, Maria, at least Kate doesn't have a hand tremor.
48. picture-this - January 26, 2009 5:14 PM
In the first shot , I picture the conversaton as:
Mickey: "AAARRrrrrrhhhh"
Kate: "Do you need me to call a doctor?"
(he should really be in the next "Pirates of the Caribbean"- Mystery of the Mangled Skull)
49. Screen Actors Gusset - January 26, 2009 5:21 PM
Her tits are so bad without the support http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1115048/Kate-Winslet-gets-Oprah-seal-approval--real-breasts.html
50. Mickey's little dog - January 26, 2009 5:30 PM
It looks like his clown pants are about eight sizes too big, and are being held up solely by that belt. That strikes me as terrifying.
51. Mickey's little dog - January 26, 2009 5:30 PM
It looks like his clown pants are about eight sizes too big, and are being held up solely by that belt. That strikes me as terrifying.
52. Guest - January 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
53. Guest - January 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
54. Guest - January 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
55. Guest - January 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
56. Guest - January 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
57. Guest - January 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
58. Guest - January 26, 2009 5:39 PM
Kate Winslet is a GODDESS
59. fuckeurope - January 26, 2009 5:51 PM
So where's all the America bashers on this post? Kate Winslet, Kelly Osbourne and Lily Allen are what typically represents the English/European body and they are CHUB.
60. Ummm...yeah... - January 26, 2009 6:24 PM
I don't even need to comment on that fucked up,nasty ass,crabs infected,homophobic faggot. These pictures are worth a thousand words.
At least the broad is clean...word of advice Kate....run...
61. Jean Claude Van Damage - January 26, 2009 7:09 PM
J.c.v.D. kicks the Wrestler in the balls!
Seriously, if you want to see an amazing movie about redemption, check it out!
62. Mama Pinkus - January 26, 2009 7:10 PM
Kate looks lovely and I am happy for Mickey's comeback.
63. Mal - January 26, 2009 7:15 PM
Pft she ain't chub at all. She's built like a woman should be: naturally curvy and without excess weight. None of this Hollywood beef jerky with implants shit.
64. Duckie - January 26, 2009 8:13 PM
Kate is stunning!!!
65. Duckie - January 26, 2009 8:14 PM
Kate is stunning!!!
66. khole - January 26, 2009 9:08 PM
gorgeous woman
67. Sport - January 26, 2009 9:27 PM
Where in the fuck does he shop?
Deion Sanders personal tailor? Acck.
68. Melimel - January 26, 2009 10:25 PM
Kate looks great. End of commentary.
As for Mickey? Aaaaaaugh. Thanks so much, Fish. Now I'm not going to sleep tonight.
69. gerard Vandenberg - January 26, 2009 10:35 PM
...................GIVE YOUR HANDS A SMELL NOW, kate!!
70. Debby - January 26, 2009 10:53 PM
She's such a talented actress, that it's a shame she had to be caught on film with someone so shady. But who knows, maybe they'll wind up in a film together someday.
71. justifiable - January 26, 2009 10:56 PM
#59 As opposed to that slender sexy Jessica Simpson in the previous thread, you mean? Must be that surthrun healthy eatin' that gives her that lovely pouchy gut, back bacon and heavy desireable upper arm look. The lip injections just make her irresistable - no one would choose Kate Winslet over her, right?
72. kanya - January 27, 2009 6:54 AM
She WON BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS!
73. Evan Faine - January 27, 2009 7:55 AM
LOL @ all the jealous chicks on here.
Looks like Rourke's pulling a Bundy...
74. mamamiasweepeaches - January 27, 2009 9:25 AM
Oh twenty years ago it would have been MY hand in his pants. Now I'd rather do HER! And Im 100% straight!
75. sapphire eyes - January 27, 2009 12:53 PM
Kate's beautiful, naturally. Mickey Rourke looks like he needs to bathe in bleach. Couldn't he take a shower for a 'night out' ?
***shudder****
76. el ces - January 27, 2009 7:16 PM
Hehe.
I don't blame him.
Kate is a fine looking woman.