Jan 26 2009Mickey Rourke offers to show Kate Winslet his SAG

In a legendary red carpet encounter at yesterday's Screen Actor Guild awards, Best Actor and Actress nominees Mickey Rourke and Kate Winslet shared a brief "How do you do?" that ended with Mickey blatantly fondling himself at the sight of Kate's breasts. Sure, both of them went on to lose the aforementioned categories, but it's obvious who the real winner was: Chivalry. It's coming back.


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FIRST!! YOU'RE ALL GAY!

my god she's beautiful. I'd become a dyke just to get the chance to do her.

I don't blame him; that woman's smoking hot.

first??
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queue the RIGID jokes in 3...2...1...

She actually won one of the awards she was nominated for, best supporting actress.

Uh, Kate *did* win, for Best Supporting Actress.

This is the best Madonna has looked in a while... hey, who's the chick in the blue dress?

#8 Good One!!

"The Wrestler" indeed...

Nothing a good cream can't cure, Mickey

Kate is so beautiful. I think she is more striking as a red head though. I loooove that dress on her, what a lovely color!

What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER MY A TRUCK.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell happend to Micky Rourke, Looks likd he got RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kate is any UGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!
PLEASE GET HER OUT OF THE MOVIES...........FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would lick her from head to toe. Shaped like a real woman!

im back.....eish ja!

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/y/7/rourkemickey.jpg

*sobs* He used to be so fucking hot.......*sobs*

I hope Kate is still sporting more bush than Barbara. She seems to be teetering on the brink of diet pills and plastic surgery and bronzers/brazilians. Such a shame in the one actress who always did natural nudity and plenty of it (well, other than Kathy Bates in "About Schmidt").

It's good that all they have in common is the award.

Kate won. Must be the understudy writer today....

Two people who peaked during "Titanic" and should have used method acting in a final drowning scene:

http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/9676/2000161384369332038_rs.jpg

So is that some type of weird Hollywood non-hug, or did she intercept his hand from grabbing her boob, or did she race to shake with his OTHER hand? And did a pube end up on his sunglasses?

This freak had his hand in his pants the whole time he was being interviewed on the red carpet by E!

And if Evan Rachel Wood really hooked up with him? GROSS

We have officially declared Mickey Rourke our idol: a man who doesn't let a formal televised awards show interfere with his ongoing masturbation.

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

22. She lost Best Actress, dipshit. She won Best Supporting Actress. Learn to read.

#27-69: yeah, but sadly for you she hates stuttering retards.

"Mickey, great to see you! No, that's good, a couple of feet away is perfect! No, I don't want say hi to Little Mickey. Um, I gotta go..."

He is one nasty looking man!

who does he think he is... Al Bundy?

look at the fun bags, on that hose hound!

Clearly he wants her to greet both Rourke and Tattoo...

Eww i bet he smells like piss, booze and cheap cologne.

Please, put something long and hard in her mouth before we have to hear that fucked up accent, again.

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

Kate Looks so OLD>>>>>SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 50....

yeah, well, Maria, at least Kate doesn't have a hand tremor.

In the first shot , I picture the conversaton as:

Mickey: "AAARRrrrrrhhhh"

Kate: "Do you need me to call a doctor?"


(he should really be in the next "Pirates of the Caribbean"- Mystery of the Mangled Skull)

Her tits are so bad without the support http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1115048/Kate-Winslet-gets-Oprah-seal-approval--real-breasts.html

It looks like his clown pants are about eight sizes too big, and are being held up solely by that belt. That strikes me as terrifying.

It looks like his clown pants are about eight sizes too big, and are being held up solely by that belt. That strikes me as terrifying.

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

Kate Winslet is a GODDESS

So where's all the America bashers on this post? Kate Winslet, Kelly Osbourne and Lily Allen are what typically represents the English/European body and they are CHUB.

I don't even need to comment on that fucked up,nasty ass,crabs infected,homophobic faggot. These pictures are worth a thousand words.
At least the broad is clean...word of advice Kate....run...

J.c.v.D. kicks the Wrestler in the balls!
Seriously, if you want to see an amazing movie about redemption, check it out!

Kate looks lovely and I am happy for Mickey's comeback.

Pft she ain't chub at all. She's built like a woman should be: naturally curvy and without excess weight. None of this Hollywood beef jerky with implants shit.

Kate is stunning!!!

Kate is stunning!!!

gorgeous woman

Where in the fuck does he shop?
Deion Sanders personal tailor? Acck.

Kate looks great. End of commentary.

As for Mickey? Aaaaaaugh. Thanks so much, Fish. Now I'm not going to sleep tonight.

...................GIVE YOUR HANDS A SMELL NOW, kate!!

She's such a talented actress, that it's a shame she had to be caught on film with someone so shady. But who knows, maybe they'll wind up in a film together someday.

#59 As opposed to that slender sexy Jessica Simpson in the previous thread, you mean? Must be that surthrun healthy eatin' that gives her that lovely pouchy gut, back bacon and heavy desireable upper arm look. The lip injections just make her irresistable - no one would choose Kate Winslet over her, right?

She WON BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS!

LOL @ all the jealous chicks on here.

Looks like Rourke's pulling a Bundy...

Oh twenty years ago it would have been MY hand in his pants. Now I'd rather do HER! And Im 100% straight!

Kate's beautiful, naturally. Mickey Rourke looks like he needs to bathe in bleach. Couldn't he take a shower for a 'night out' ?

***shudder****

Hehe.
I don't blame him.
Kate is a fine looking woman.

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