Jan 10 2009Lindsay Lohan is f-cking crazy
Seen here during happier fake-lesbian times with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan took to her blog yesterday to write a paranoid rant titled "Random :)". What follows is clearly a veiled warning to Anthony LaPaglia that the fire-crotch just got set to "Rape," and now would be a good time to flee the country - without a trace. SWISH.:
head games- that's what the tabloids and pap's play with everyone .... don't they? everyone plays games, but it gets to the point sometimes when you just want to know why.. well, i couldn't sleep and am watching "Without a Trace" for a bit. Oh and yes, i love this show!!! Jack Malone is boss ;) .. well-have a good one. sweet dreams.. all my love always, Lindsay Lo xoxo
Jesus, Lindsay, the entire media is not out to get you. And to prove my point, I saw what you did!
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. Lain - January 10, 2009 5:49 PM
I think the silicone from her implants is leaking into her brain.
2. Lain - January 10, 2009 5:50 PM
Also, I think her armpit scar is "boss".
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/9051/lindsaylohanarmpitscarod8.jpg
3. BANGBANG - January 10, 2009 5:54 PM
3rd!?!?!
4. Pepe - January 10, 2009 6:10 PM
What was that? I don´t even know why is she famous anymore, this is what happens when greedy and lazy parents make their kids work.
5. Diana - January 10, 2009 6:53 PM
rape jokes are teh funny
6. ??? - January 10, 2009 7:01 PM
What happened in NYE?
7. chanelle - January 10, 2009 7:02 PM
theres actually a video that goes with these pictures where lindsay storms over to sam and starts screaming at her and sam stands there like wtf and some guy on th side is taping the whole thing and everyones like wtf is lindsays deal,not overly interesting but eh lesbians fighting is interesting for like a good 3 seconds
8. herbiefrog - January 10, 2009 7:06 PM
take care babe )
9. Darius - January 10, 2009 7:11 PM
Well, at least she is talented and "crazy"! You are just f-cking mean..And if you really knew what she supposedly did I bet you would be writing non stop on your blog about it just.to get some extra hits.. so whatever zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
10. isitin - January 10, 2009 7:31 PM
If your going to start your first lesbian relationship, why would you pick the ugliest thing on the planet to start it with. I just can't figure this whole thing out.
11. EggFART - January 10, 2009 7:32 PM
#9 it's time to go douche yourself. Big day tomorrow!
TTFN
( x )=33
12. sla - January 10, 2009 7:48 PM
My guess is all of the fighting between these two is a direct result of Adderall abuse. What goes up must come down, and the coming down can be really hard to handle.
13. ugh - January 10, 2009 8:26 PM
I'm tired of seeing this whore's face...NEXT!
14. STINK - January 10, 2009 8:32 PM
If you were bothered about the media portraying you as crazy, why would you then go and blog something that would the media would use to portray you as crazy?
Keep her away from the cutlery, Sam.
15. Bean Bag - January 10, 2009 8:38 PM
I bet the paps would pay a lot of money to see sam's penis. It's weird but I kinda want to know if he's hung. He looks like he has a huge joint. Like a baby's arm.
16. fuckstocker - January 10, 2009 9:09 PM
Lindsay Lohan
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
17. hollywood_hillbilly - January 10, 2009 9:13 PM
Mija! Yo quieres hacer un carlos caliente con sabor!
18. frankie - January 10, 2009 9:45 PM
shes is prettyy
19. gerard Vandenberg - January 10, 2009 10:53 PM
WHY IS IT I'M NOT SURPRISED, folks?
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21. 6969699696969 - January 11, 2009 12:00 AM
she is the ugliest most repulsive human alive to me.
22. This is Truth - January 11, 2009 1:50 AM
Oh, holy crap...fuck this site. I'm done with it. This used to be cool,but's now it's just an immature jackass fishing for an audience.
My time can better be wasted elsewhere. I could do better than this BS.
23. slink - January 11, 2009 4:02 AM
their starting to look alike
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26. Kat - January 11, 2009 5:29 AM
Does anyone else thinking they look alike? Really, look at their faces. They have similar bone structure.
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29. Balack Obama - January 11, 2009 9:31 AM
Why does that dumb dyke Ronson have to wrinkle her dumb forehead in every picture? She think it makes her look more like a guy? What an ass.
30. leelee - January 11, 2009 10:48 AM
@22
oh is that you lindsay, i bet you just love checking out the superfical and seeing if people still love you. i bet you google ur name a few times a day.
well no one loves lindsay lohan!!! now get ur ugly ass of the computer and hit the treadmill and go and get a job that you are good at.
lindsay is a pathetic excuse for a human being and need to grow the fuck up and if she reads this hardin the fuck up grow some balls lord knows ur voice sounds like u have them so fucking act like it u crazy bitch
haha i a mean cunt
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32. Bobby - January 11, 2009 1:13 PM
i think Lindsay needs some help. Maybe she should go to life rehab.
33. the turk - January 11, 2009 1:48 PM
that ronson dude scares the hell out of me!
34. janice - January 11, 2009 1:51 PM
the only ome playing games is Lindsay, a few months back remember her BLOG he wrote I am staying in watching tv, I never go out, I don't drink it has been a long time, well we remember your BLOGS you are out everyninght in a club and if you don't drink why do you have a vodka bottle at your feet, why is it you try to compare yourself to Scarlet Johansson, she does nt go clubbing, writes her life on a BLOG she has no DUI why is it your not working Lindsay you Lie to much, you walk aroung like you are so special, you have major problems that is why you are not working, no one needs a headache aroung daily, one of your last blog was O poor Lindsay you sit alone in a club every night you wrote about how awful your life is wos me. when you complain how bad your life is to others out here in this world to people who have nothing you are so selfish, see doing your BLOG has helped you put you right where you are, you will probly always Lie, also id you want to drnk order one don't keep the bottle at your feet, and if you think your life is bad just walk into a hospital boy you blame everyone but yourself, take a good look in the mirror O and while you do that think about a make over and that fugly fake hair.
35. janice - January 11, 2009 1:56 PM
the only ome playing games is Lindsay, a few months back remember her BLOG he wrote I am staying in watching tv, I never go out, I don't drink it has been a long time, well we remember your BLOGS you are out everyninght in a club and if you don't drink why do you have a vodka bottle at your feet, why is it you try to compare yourself to Scarlet Johansson, she does nt go clubbing, writes her life on a BLOG she has no DUI why is it your not working Lindsay you Lie to much, you walk aroung like you are so special, you have major problems that is why you are not working, no one needs a headache aroung daily, one of your last blog was O poor Lindsay you sit alone in a club every night you wrote about how awful your life is wos me. when you complain how bad your life is to others out here in this world to people who have nothing you are so selfish, see doing your BLOG has helped you put you right where you are, you will probly always Lie, also id you want to drnk order one don't keep the bottle at your feet, and if you think your life is bad just walk into a hospital boy you blame everyone but yourself, take a good look in the mirror O and while you do that think about a make over and that fugly fake hair.
36. Rylo - January 11, 2009 2:12 PM
She is gross. Her butchy DJ friend is like Chatchy, and she's got to be hurtin' for cash with no one willing to give her work. God bless her. Stinky twat.
37. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded - January 11, 2009 2:23 PM
Fuck you Linseed, I know you're reading this. You're ugly and stupid and diseased. Go away. Go to hell.
38. devilsrain - January 11, 2009 3:05 PM
Lindsay does look nuts in these photos. Of course she looks good too but anyone standing next to Ronson is going to look great.
39. bam-bam - January 11, 2009 8:37 PM
Why would being a lesbian help Lindsay's career?
40. Phil_Kaplan - January 11, 2009 9:21 PM
@16
Like a motorcycle stuck in the mud?
41. Delgo - January 12, 2009 2:13 AM
The tits are looking dope in pic 2, Linds.
Hit me up.
42. William - January 12, 2009 4:11 AM
If you look more carefully, you will see that she is using double period elipses to show she has set down and picked up blogging.
To separate by paragraphs would ruin the compacted though flow.
It might even be mistaken for an odd looking list or something. Or like a row of headlines without stories.. You get the idea, laters.
43. RichPort's Ghost - January 12, 2009 8:57 AM
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Janice: This one tastes like water and vinegar.. I'd say a timid Japanese rice wine vinegar was hints of ginger and red pepper flakes, as well as well water from the foothills of the Andes.
Tester: Right again! You're scary with this shit... I mean, ten for ten? Who does that? Here drink up... tell me if this tastes like a mountain breeze to you...
Janice: Mmmmmmmm... hyacinth and jasmine... just divine... seconds?
44. MilfJungle - January 12, 2009 11:20 AM
She may be crazy, but she is fucking hot as hell.
45. eatshitthendiet - January 12, 2009 12:32 PM
If she's supposedly a lesbian, why does she keep hanging around with that little dude?
Timmeh!!
46. DJ - January 12, 2009 2:31 PM
I will be so glad when she stops wearing hair extentions! They are so dirty and gross on her. you can tell they are fake. take them out or cut them shorter, Lindsay. You are too pretty to have your hair looking like that.
47. joe m - January 15, 2009 2:03 PM
Losers are still jealous of beautiful,wealthy,talented Lindsay.
Is anyone surprised?
48. el ces - January 16, 2009 4:36 PM
Lindsay's a real beauty, huh?