Jan 7 2009Kevin Federline's new girlfriend has money problems (Dear Irony, I love you.)

He SUCKS

He SUCKS

He SUCKS

Bwaaaaa kevin looks like a circus tent

That fucker has got fat!!!

Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on K-Fed's deadbeat penis and swallows his manjuice

She looks like a really cheap high school girl...
what the hell is she wearing?!
what the hell is HE wearing?!
I think it's about time that Kevin died.

my goodness, he looks like Oprah.

I think HE is pregnant with HER baby! Holy crap!

either that was a lookalike in the last post of kevin fed or hes one of those people that yoyo their weight....

What is she to good to fellate for rent? pay your billz girl...

I love it the Karma gods come to play again... check him out I bet Britney is laughing her tight toned booty off!!! ha ha I love it!

is he taking over for martin lawernce in big mama's house 8??

Federline is a tank. Look at the size of him. Bet he doesn't fit in his Ferrari now. First he raids Britney's uterus and now he's eatin' snickers with pez chasers.....waste of air. Typical, White Trash American, tub of shit, consumer. Wish he would eat some draino or down the acid from a car battery. Do everyone a favour......

I hope he got stretchmarks.

He looks like Turtle from Entourage.

God she's ugly. WTF, Fish, stop posting about motherfuckers nobody cares about ,asshole.

Sorry Mrs. Federline, but you should have swallowed Kevin instead.

I'd let her stay at my place for free. First step, I'll take her clothes so they can be washed, and then take her to her nice warm bed.

I give her a cup of milk.

Then, tie her up and bang her like a church bell on Sunday.

What a turd. His excuse must be that he's bulking up for a movie role.........

Just because that's how you pay your billz douchie doesn't mean it's for everyone.

I can't believe what a fat bastard KFed has turned into, I wonder if he had to install a bench seat in his ferrari.

jeez can this guy wear a shirt that fits or does he think he's black still?

Kevin looks fat and dumpy; just like Kim Kardaskank.

haaaaahahha, fat fart!

Oh my god, I thought he was the body guard, he's fucking huge!

Where in the hell was she living for only 1250 a month? That's less than my damn rent and I live in CT.

Not Fed-ex, Fed-max. Not K-Fed, Well-Fed. His New Year's Resolution should be to return to his old job of being a back-up dancer (as in "baby got back up dancer") - being a welfare dad is shortening (as in Crisco) his life.

LMFAO @ 27 and "Well-Fed." that's some funny shit.

i really hope he doesn't think he's hiding that fat ass of his under that $5 wal-mart 3X tee shirt.

$7500 for 6 months in a BH home?

Sign me up for that.

If there was a poster couple for sterilization.....

He seriously looks pregnant.
authorego- you, sir (madame?), are hilarious today.

Amazing how that beach volleyball career doesn't seem to be the path to eternal riches, bitches.

@31 thanks - the photo was just so inspiring...

@31 thanks - the photo was just so inspiring...

Federline has been face down in the bologna, bbq ribs, french fries, apple pie, hot dogs, burgers, cake, whipped cream, cheetos, fried chicken, taco bell burritos, big gulp and super size sodas, frappuchinos, breakfast burritos, cheddar bites, tater tots and big macs.

3 times a day.


He can't say he hasn't been well taken care of. The lard ass knows where his bread is buttered.

@authorego

I would have gone with Ova-Fed...

The stretch marks on his gut give directions to the nearest fat wigger with dunkin donuts coupons

.... and that chick looks like a whorse.

#29 she was probably living in the guest house

Nice couple. He's just shy of morbidly obese, and she looks like she's retarded.

LMFAO...this picture just screams to be commented on!!
Well-Fed is the BEST nickname for anyone....ever....i intend to use it and pass it off as my own witty remark!!

OMG Kevin is huge! How did he let himself get that disgusting? What a lame-o.

@12

You are sooo right!
<3

WOW,,,,, he looks like Shanmu these days !!!

WOW,,,,, he looks like Shamu these days !!!

they are both pathetic loser
he happens to be a fat, pathetic loser

I feel badly for the guy. Imagine how stressful and unrewarding his life must be in order for him to let himself go like that. For one, there's our blogosphere of distant unknowledgeable ridicule, but then there's the real life issues that seriously affect a person's way of life. It cant be easy to be Brit's ex. His extreme weight gain is case-in-point.

I'm telling you all, he's trying to get a reputation for being a fatty so he can be the next spokesman for Jenny Craig or Nutri-System. Gotta make it somehow.

On the serious side, is he pregnant?

My vote is for "Well Fed".

Holy fucking shit, he's as bloated as all you fat bitches on here. That is all.

Jett's Food Mart in Zachary LA must have been right around the corner from Kentwood when he and Brit were shacking up. Hmm, you don't suppose Jett was in there?

Looks like he finally swallowed his pride. Literally.

Why is she always looking down in these pics? Is she somehow embarassed?

omg he is soooooooooo fat

Apparently there is a line in one of his "songs" declaring "KFed gets fed" Indeed.

"Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home"
Binky : Well Gr8 news TMZ . THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW things like this. And cheers to that guy on the chalk board who looks like Joe Rogan.)
And of course a special 'shout out' to all those scoop journalists - like 'Jerky'., 'Perky'. and 'Lurky.'
(So 'Joe Rogan' . Like I said - all my sources have come up with lately is - '9/11 was an inside job'. So kudos again to all the intellectuals over there at TMZ.
Walk On brothers.)

Who's the fat fuck with that skanky tramp?

Smokers suck!

Smokers suck!

Smokers suck!

Smokers suck!

I remember when Victoria Prince was working at Starbucks near Ala Moana mall in Waikiki. This is fucking hilarious!

I cannot believe how much weight this guy's put on.

Seriously..

Who wakes up in the morning and thinks., "Oh today ,I dress like a fucking douchebag?" Kevin apparently, his nice white socks are clean though. bwhahahahaha

gR8 POINTS ALL # 56 -63.

Inside job ?

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

What you twying to say here exactwee # 65.
Inside job ?

Damn, I didnt know he got at like that.
This guy was a dancer once??

#66,
You seem like a real intellectual. Inside job? Over-Fed is looking great. I think he could be the biggest loser... without even being on the show or losing any weight.

I wouldn't wear that outfit he is wearing to a knife fight. Perhaps he is just wearing one of those basketball halftime fatman wrestling hijinx outfits.

Money problems??? That is the least of her worries. She is dating a guy and only one of them can see his dick. Only with a mirror can they both see it.

Hey look!!! It's the Notorious P.I.G.!!!!

Think these two have much of a sense of entitlement? Entitlement to Britneys money?

Losers.

So my friend 'Frank' from 16th floor come over.
We fire up Pirate Satellite . I think some sort of game show on.
"Shill # 1: Thanks Keith. Blah Blah Blah.
Keith : Really ? WOW ! And in BUSHED !!
Shill # 2 : Thanks Keith. Blah Blah Blah.
Keith : Wow. I'm going to roll up some paper and throw it - (Yes I'm that edgy)
Well Rachel Maddow finally canceled - she was washing her hair -and we have a new analyst. A "Mr. Bonky" from Canada."
Binky : Thanks Keith. It's 'Binky'. 9/11 was an inside job. Deal with it.
- Screen go blank -
We quickly turn off Keith Olberman. (Sorry Keith - a grade school physicist could explain to you concepts like 'gravity' and 'resistance' - we don't have time.)
And start watching 'People's Choice Awards' because I forgot to buy new batteries for remote.
We watch but 'Frank' start to complain.
'Frank' from 16th floor : Where the hell is Dick Clark ?

Caption...

"Just call her accountant and say you need the money early for the boys, nothing to it!"

The dude's got cankels!

WHAT THE FUCK! I don't even keep up with celebs, other than reading this site and one other for the ridiculous articles and commments, but holy shit, what happened to this guy? He gained an enormous amount of weight in no time. I wonder if this is some kind of publicity stunt. How in the hell can you go from the size he was to that in such a short period? Man, he might want to see a doctor. Something may be going on inside him that he doesn't know about. Man, that sucks. The one man that reversed the game on them and did to women what they have been doing to us for 1000's of years and now he has turned into this. Hahah...damn.

WHAT THE FUCK! I don't even keep up with celebs, other than reading this site and one other for the ridiculous articles and commments, but holy shit, what happened to this guy? He gained an enormous amount of weight in no time. I wonder if this is some kind of publicity stunt. How in the hell can you go from the size he was to that in such a short period? Man, he might want to see a doctor. Something may be going on inside him that he doesn't know about. Man, that sucks. The one man that reversed the game on them and did to women what they have been doing to us for 1000's of years and now he has turned into this. Hahah...damn.

She ain't a ho if you don't get laid..
It ain't a gig if you don't get paid...
You ain't K-Fed unless you be well fed..

Ahaha, nice gang attire, wigga!

Gr8 points all. #74 - 78
I sense you may be new here. Hit the link.
Could you be doing better there ?

Inside job ?

I cannot believe how fat that guy has gotten!!!! ...man he blew up like a balloon.
He went from KFED to FEDEX to WELL FED to OVER FED in like a year or so.

Wonder if he is getting ready to do big endorsement deal with Jenny Craig or somebody? What a case study he would make!

How about you Bruce.
Inside job ?

Is he wearing one of those fat Sumo Wrestler costumes they rent for parties under that T-Shirt? Ha haaaaa. Really though, he reminds me of Homer Simpson when he gets really fat in one episode and can only wear hospital gowns.

Dudes, the comments tonight are worth the price of admission. Hilarious! Of course, look at the material you have to work with. Sucks to be you, OverFed.

he's a blob, she's smokin'...is this what LA is all about now?

i bet his shirt is the walmart brand. you know, the ones you have to pay an extra $2.99 for the 3xl...

i was skeptical about him being fat now... but i guess i was wrong.

Why would somebody love this fat ass?
exactly: A SAVER FOR MONEY PROBLEMS?
(is this america again, folks?)

So.
#82-86. Gr8 points all. But....
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
Molten metal in the ruins ? You know.
That type of thing... ... ?
(And Gerald - how are things over there at Vector Motors ?)

This title should read: Kevin Federline's new waist has expansion problems.

Now we know where Britneys fat went, he got that to.

dammmmmmmmmm he got FAT.

Oh she's just looking for a cash COW! Wow, Kev. WTF?

#36 that was razor's edge. It should be written on a clay tablet high in the Himalayas.

#36 that was razor's edge. It should be written on a clay tablet high in the Himalayas.

he is better parent than shitney.shitney is a slut that needs to use her kids for publicity.bad mother drug addicted.maybe he is happy now.he still looks better than her.no man wants her.she is freaky

He looks like a giant toddler with that stupid, oversized get-up Numbnuts. Wow.

Apparently Back Wood Bitch youre the only lamo who brought well feds "album"!

WTF. When the heck did he get that fat??

o...m....g......that guy is now huge!
If he were always a big guy, that's one thing.
But I swear it wasn't that long ago that he was skinny looking.
He seems to have gained 50 lbs in the last 3 months.
Is he ok? Maybe he should see a doctor or lay off the beer and cheetos.

When someone told Earl he was phat on his last album, he didn't have to take them seriously.

Holly cow! What a fat bag of crap he has bloated into! Hah ha!

Based on the getup I thought it was a 12 year old wigger.

Where are all of the Kevin FATerline jokes?

That's one fat motherfucker.

Whoa, K-Fed is the old Mickey Rourke!

That girl is grade A prime choice, though.

I would love to bounce that around.

#64/73 The only thing more pathetic than a conspiracy theorist on a gossip website bitching about that site's publishing gossip instead of 9/11 "inside job" posts is someone who praises their own idiotic conspiracy posts. Do you really think we don't know Knee Ya Ha Ha is you, Binky (aka Frank from whatever the fuck floor it is?) The only way you can get attention is to bump your own stupid shit - pretty lame.
Your ravings aren't even borderline coherent and they sure as fuck aren't funny. Take your meds like a good boy and fuck off out of here. Now YOU deal with that.

can you, i don't know, maybe get news outside of tmz for a while because this is all old and boring and you're slacking, champ.

Why is that pig wearing a K-Fed mask?

#105,
Binky would kick your ass. As would Frank and Knee Ha Ha.

I thought smoking made you skinny?

Hey ambidextrous handjob, if someone writes something you don't like, just ignore it. It's really that easy darlin'. As for me, I understand where the man is coming from. We as a nation were warned years ago about what had been going down. And it's going down alright, waaaaay the fuck down.

But hey, just because the minority of elite ruling fucks decide what the rest of the world's population will do and not do and who gets invaded for lying reasons and who gets to live and die certainly doesn't imply a conspiracy now does it?

Of course 911 wasn't bullshit. You saw how our Pres. lept into action the second he was told we were under attack! HUH? He just sat there reading a book to little kids? REALLY????!!!!!!!!!

Never mind.

So is he hiding all that Britney divorce money under his shirt?

#110 Babe, Bush being an incompetant blithering idiot is something entirely different - Binky is actually convinced that the same admin that couldn't get out of its own way and was completely blind to all warnings, an admin that cherrypicked intell and depended on its "inside" info from a man who hadn't been in Iraq since about 1957 (look up Chalabi if you have free time) is also capable of masterminding an inside job on 9/11. "My Pet Goat" will definitely be in the Bush Library, next to 3 books Dubya hadn't finished coloring yet and the Halliburton ATM card that was used to loot the US Treasury.

Binky needs to find a good conspiracy site, list it as a favorite and go there - not bump his own shit and then bitch here about topics on a site that's created specifically for them - Ova Fed's ass being large enough to have its own zip code was pretty fuckin' funny, but I guess his only topic of conversation couldn't compete, so he's complaining about it and wanting attention. He's tiresome and he's become a one-note symphony. I just pity his coworkers - assuming he gets out of mum's basement long enough to even hold down some sort of job

damn.... so sad... and he looks so uncomfortable... also it's very weird that his head is still kinda the same size compared to the new huge body, maybe it'll catch up... I can't even laugh... it's just sad

That fat fuckin pelican must rest his huge belly on her head while she frantically tries to gorp his shrunken knob all the while not being able to breathe cause his fat sac is suffocating her.

Kevin looks fucking pregnant in that picture.

Wigga needs to hire his lazy ass a trainer. DAYYMN.

OMG he is fat, fat, fat. Haha.

K-Fat.

Hey SW, The Sirius XM radio show, Opie and Anthony, gave a shout out to this post today on air. you are the shiiiiiizzzzzzzzzz nit.

His increasing size is almost fascinating, in a morbid sort of way. How big will he be next week? I guess we'll find out...

K-Fat could get his own special on The Learning Channel. "Half-Ton Talentless Gold-Digging Bastard Making Machine".

Well, then again he's with her and she can't pay rent, although that might be because no one else will talk to him.

He needs to quit dressing like a negro and act like a White man. Have some dignity.

..and to think.

He actually joked about Britney being a "Fat Ass".

Kevin "Porky-Pig" Federline needs to layoff the IN & OUT Drive Thru..and HIT the Gym.

He gives new meaning to the words..Fat Slob.

I bet Brit just looks at this shit and laughs. Seriously, could kevin get ANY FATTER!? hahaha

he's whitetrash who looks like he's just rolled out of a trailerpark or a dairy queen. are you sure that chick is not david beckham with a blonde wig?

Come on Folks!

Truth be told, WE SHOULD ALL MAKE A LITTLE CASH FOR HAVING LOOKED UPON SHITNEYS NAKED PARTS.

Kevin-well-fed - Federline should never have to work another day in his fat life.

How in the hell does the guy continue to get attractive women?

Wow!!! K-fed sure has packed on the Lbs. What happened?

Wow!!! K-fed sure has packed on the Lbs. What happened?

Pregnent....CHECK.
Shaved Head.......CHECK

Any day now he will be caught DUI with a kid on his lap while screwing some pap and drinking a latte.

Wow he looks like a mattress.

Is that a pink lighter?