Jan 2 2009Katy Perry just became single
Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have broken up, according to Celebuzz:
The reported two-year relationship between the musicians came to an end this week despite the pair spending Christmas downtime on the beach, reading and drinking on the sand.
"It's a hardship, but she's regrouping," a source tells Celebuzz. The split likely came to a head just before 2009's arrival.
On New Year's Eve, Travis also wrote the following "rap" on his blog about Katy which really needs to be read in it's entirety. Mostly so you can realize why I equate Gym Class Heroes with face cancer. Here's a snippet:
My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door
Wait. This guy rap-blogs and calls himself "The Profess?" Amazing. For a second there, I thought I'd really have to work hard to impress Katy by wearing pants or something. Not anymore! Thanks, Travis McCoy.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Matt - January 2, 2009 5:12 PM
Since when is Katy Perry the "best looking girl in the whole U.S."?
2. BigSteamyOne - January 2, 2009 5:12 PM
she's hot
3. Cash - January 2, 2009 5:16 PM
Maybe he just got tired of her kissing girls.
4. KissAnotherGirl - January 2, 2009 5:18 PM
Sounds like she should drown her sorrow in Lilo's firecrotch while samantha plays tunes. Katy is pretty but not the best in the U.S. The things guys will say to themselves to get a boner in the company of a woman. Jeez
5. Z - January 2, 2009 5:23 PM
I am really enjoying her tits.
She's a lucky girl to have those naturally.
Most women would kill for those.
6. Thumperchica - January 2, 2009 5:26 PM
"You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon"
Seriously? Wow... Just, fuckin... wow...
7. Z - January 2, 2009 5:29 PM
P.S.:
His rap is hella horrible
8. Danklin24 - January 2, 2009 5:30 PM
Somewhere in the world Vanilla Ice just shot himself in the face with a nine.
9. Ed Lover - January 2, 2009 5:30 PM
Check your Yo! MTV Raps history book, that's not his rhyme!
That's Main Source's Looking at the front door: http://www.cduniverse.com/lyrics.asp?id=1558670
Search any lyrics site. Sad to say, he couldn't even bite good lyrics, but granted they are from 1991.
10. Anna - January 2, 2009 5:31 PM
Dumbasses, that's a Main Source track from way back called Looking at the Front Door and it's fucking great.
11. Binky - January 2, 2009 5:31 PM
Well. My sources are saying the girl this woman was singing about was a little more into the 'dental hygiene thing' than this professor fellow - and she liked it.
(Personally there's a little too much 'Morticia Addams' going on here - and there was always something about that "Uncle Fester' I found a bit creepy)
12. This is Truth - January 2, 2009 5:32 PM
She is hot.
This is a really smokin' bod to have naturally. Butterface, but who the hell really cares?
13. Danklin24 - January 2, 2009 5:32 PM
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door
...wow....seriously? Is this guy like 12? Maybe him and Pete Wentz can wear each others clothes and underoos.
14. Sportsdvl - January 2, 2009 5:32 PM
She is marginally talented (but has a nice rack) and he is .... well, never heard of his idiotic ass. He is obviously near-sighted if he thinks she is the prettiest girl in the US!
15. This is Truth - January 2, 2009 5:34 PM
Butterface...the bod is smokin' hot, though. This is a great natural body.
You wouldn't kick this girl out of bed.
16. LargelyGay - January 2, 2009 5:38 PM
Nice Stit!
17. Travis Barker - January 2, 2009 5:41 PM
I think she's a hint nasty..
Travis is a Black guy...he could have done WAY better
18. proteon - January 2, 2009 5:44 PM
Under that spray paint I'll be she's attractive.
19. Aja ( the real ) - January 2, 2009 5:46 PM
She's so not a buttaface. What are you smokin? lol...
20. Joel Rifkin - January 2, 2009 5:51 PM
WOW! I'd totally rape her, murder her, then bury her somewhere in Long Island or Westchester.
21. agentgirl - January 2, 2009 5:52 PM
Well it's obvious she's better off without that no-talent loser...you treat me like a burnt piece of bacon??? C'MON!
22. hello - January 2, 2009 5:56 PM
Not a fresh face for only 24. Her shelf life is fading fast. Stil better looking than brittany but both will be past expiration by 30...
23. clareargent - January 2, 2009 5:57 PM
#6 and #13
_ I know, huh? What a fucking tool.
24. Lain - January 2, 2009 6:05 PM
I love her, but that haircut does not suit her.
25. Scott - January 2, 2009 6:05 PM
Nice Vanilla Ice. This was a song by a group called Main Source back in the early '90s. This fucking assbag can't even give props on his website. "Dont hurt em hammer" will be his next post.
Here is the link to the lyrics
http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/main_source_lyrics_14469/breaking_atoms_lyrics_43118/looking_at_the_front_door_lyrics_466978.html
26. supersex - January 2, 2009 6:06 PM
very fuckable!!!
27. WUT - January 2, 2009 6:06 PM
SHES UGLY AND ANNOYING. QUIT POSTING HER, I'D RATHER SEE PARISITE HILTON.
28. max - January 2, 2009 6:11 PM
She'll do better; uber-douche will be lucky to get a sasquatch kardashian-assed bag lady. Oh wait, a lard ass with flapjack rolls is right up his alley. Female if he's lucky. How she ended up with that superdouche is one of lifes mysteries. Not the best looking in the USA but makes most of the celebretards look like the shit they are.
29. Qinto - January 2, 2009 6:19 PM
Really tender, perfectly suckable breasts on this one
30. Z - January 2, 2009 6:25 PM
She is far from a butterface.
If she'd quit slapping on that pasty make up she'd look fucking rad.
And I agree with #24 that the haircut doesn't do her justice at all.
31. arlene - January 2, 2009 6:38 PM
dude, you crack me up......awesome
32. tc - January 2, 2009 6:59 PM
I think she is about 10 years old than she claims.
Am I the only one who has a strange urge to shoot on her tits ?
33. The Rake - January 2, 2009 7:15 PM
This "rap" is actually completely bitten. The original rap was done by Large Professor, the song is called "Looking at the Front Door". This is circa like 1991-2 or so. What a joke, the guy can't even be original? What the hell else is new---very soft. Thefilmnest always goes original.
34. CaptainMorgan - January 2, 2009 7:27 PM
It sounds to me like this dipwad didn't like the "bacon suit" she got him for xmas. Ungrateful ass.
I like what I see,
I'll hit your G,
Nevamind that guy,
Time to say good bye,
Life begins anew,
With me inside of you!
It's all about class.
35. Danklin24 - January 2, 2009 7:50 PM
His rhyme or not, those are some shitty ass lyrics.
36. Max Planck - January 2, 2009 8:15 PM
More of this and less of the disease donors. Moto Bene!
37. Balack Obama - January 2, 2009 8:22 PM
WOW! This is much better news than Travolta's kid dieing! Got any nipple shots of her? I haven't seen a nipple since my mom past away.
38. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 2, 2009 9:00 PM
The rap is a tribute to "the large professor" a legendary rap artist...either that its major plagiarism...
39. Kaitie - January 2, 2009 9:21 PM
She reminds me of Jennifer Aniston. Her foundation is too pale and she has over done her lips, to make them look bigger (like Gwen Stefani does too) Hate her music.
40. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 2, 2009 9:47 PM
Try to compare your pass relationship which your girl was a pain in the ass with those lyrics, its pure genius, stop being ignorant...
41. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 2, 2009 9:48 PM
lol@pass
42. cordell walker - January 2, 2009 10:56 PM
wow... what a great rack.
one look at the picture makes my day & leaves me dreaming...
43. Fernanado Narcos - January 2, 2009 11:20 PM
Mebbe she'll get a major orifice cleansing,and quit her mudsharkin' ways.
44. BrickBrak - January 2, 2009 11:22 PM
Lookin at the Front Door/
Group: Main Source
Lyrics by: Large Professor
That little rap was not written by Travis, it is a transcription from classic hip hop song circa '90 '91
45. mlou - January 2, 2009 11:50 PM
Who the shit is Katy Perry and what the hell is she wearing???
46. LIMERICK_MAN_IS_SHAKESPEARE (NEXT TO TRAVIS MCCOY) - January 2, 2009 11:56 PM
Katy Perry
There once was a singer named Perry
Who had breasts like a bowl full of berries
Some took complaint
With her lipstick and paint
But then, who milks a face in a dairy??
47. frankinsloth - January 3, 2009 12:18 AM
she's WAY too hot to be going out with that uglyass douche...
WTF... guess she finally started getting a couple of hits and figured she could stop slumming it.
48. Niggatoes - January 3, 2009 12:27 AM
Tits>Limericks
49. gerard Vandenberg - January 3, 2009 12:44 AM
...............................SHE WANTS MY ADRESS, folks?
50. George W Bush - January 3, 2009 2:03 AM
A chick I've never heard of? With clown makeup and a biker chick outfit? Ohhh,,, it's on bitches! Mr Bush is gonna titty fuck this complete nobody whore and shoot his Presidential mushroom spooge all over her Tammy Faye Baker makeup job!
51. friendlyfires - January 3, 2009 2:08 AM
She 's all yours Soup Or Fish Al Wry, Duh - and good luck with that...!
52. snaggletooth - January 3, 2009 4:11 AM
Give that girl some good dark eyeliner and she could be the next Jarboe. Let's see some of that pale white dead girl...
53. alonso - January 3, 2009 5:47 AM
I see she's trying a new career as a mime.
54. Bigtime - January 3, 2009 10:13 AM
Thank you to the two people who pointed out that these lyrics were straight stolen from Main Source "Looking at the Front Door". Travis - you are a poser. Also, to the Superficial - stop listening to FallOut Boy and learn something.
55. Bigtime - January 3, 2009 10:13 AM
Thank you to the two people who pointed out that these lyrics were straight stolen from Main Source "Looking at the Front Door". Travis - you are a poser. Also, to the Superficial - stop listening to FallOut Boy and learn something.
56. Bigtime - January 3, 2009 10:13 AM
Thank you to the two people who pointed out that these lyrics were straight stolen from Main Source "Looking at the Front Door". Travis - you are a poser. Also, to the Superficial - stop listening to FallOut Boy and learn something.
57. gwenieb - January 3, 2009 11:03 AM
http://gawker.com/5122487/celebuzz-doesnt-care-about-black-people
58. ryhminfool - January 3, 2009 11:33 AM
that rack is slammin
my tracks are jammin
wanna play some backgammon?
59. Mike - January 3, 2009 11:59 AM
I could tell Katy Perry was a real joy, so to speak. People's personalities come out in their art, and her art smacks of misandry and self-absorbedness.
Hopefully this guy doesn't make the same mistake twice.
60. CoCo_Butter - January 3, 2009 12:21 PM
I hear her twat smells like boiled cabbage and has the texture of warm playdoh.
61. missy - January 3, 2009 12:24 PM
okay i like her but..
why did she cut her hair
why is so wearing so much makeup
and for the love off all things holy get this girl to krispy kreme & in n out
62. TJ - January 3, 2009 12:46 PM
Luscious tits.
63. Emma - January 3, 2009 6:51 PM
Sayyyyy...
i'm so glad i'm the only one on this site that is ragingly hard up for travis mccoy.
i promise you i've been irate that that katy perry bitch for two years bc she's been dating him. this is by far the best news i've heard so far this year.
and btw, who the fuck cares if he sampled a song?
like you get irate when kanye does it. oh wait, you don't.
mmm... let me getttt at that boy. alllll dayyyyyy.
64. loved` - January 3, 2009 7:01 PM
since when they want out! and she soo hot , but i fken hate her eye.. it looks like tha som1 punched then in and ...lol
65. meh - January 3, 2009 10:15 PM
Agreed sportsdvl!
She also does strike me as a bitchy screamer type. His rap is lame, but it's likely truthful. She's aceptably attractive her body is good but it's a little hefty and she seems to be into wearing pounds of whore paint and going all morticia style so she'd have to have an amazingly laid paid cool personality and it sounds like she's a bitch like most full of themsleves girls.
66. meh - January 3, 2009 10:16 PM
*laid back
67. Ada - January 3, 2009 10:50 PM
Looks exactly like a woman at tallkiss.com, she uploads dozens of outgoing photos
68. happymeals - January 3, 2009 11:04 PM
WTf I have no sympathy for him....he CHEATED on Katy with that little girl Gia Farrell who sings that ANNOYING Happy Feet song....He only got back with her when she became "famous". HE was fucking around with that Gia girl for a long time....trust me...
69. happymeals - January 3, 2009 11:05 PM
WTf I have no sympathy for him....he CHEATED on Katy with that little girl Gia Farrell who sings that ANNOYING Happy Feet song....He only got back with her when she became "famous". HE was fucking around with that Gia girl for a long time....trust me...
70. jonny rocket - January 4, 2009 11:46 AM
i will give her my KUM.
71. grammerpolice - January 4, 2009 12:34 PM
she is soooo fucking HOT!
72. Joe Mahma - January 4, 2009 12:54 PM
Wow, thesuperficial has officially sold out.
Where's the mega-wonk closeup of Katy?
It's not here anymore.
73. Matt - January 4, 2009 4:12 PM
travis has officially gone insane.
74. cleopatra jones - January 4, 2009 4:31 PM
hey Superficial dudes, these are lyrics to a CLASSIC 90's jam written by large professor. Get your facts straight moron.
75. Lea - January 4, 2009 4:42 PM
too much make up she's a beautiful girl she could do better !
76. cleopatra jones is a know-it-all twat - January 4, 2009 6:45 PM
"hey Superficial dudes, these are lyrics to a CLASSIC 90's jam written by large professor. Get your facts straight moron."
Already been pointed-out by many others...MULTIPLE times.
Try reading a little before you slam, stupid bitch.
77. Katy Perry - January 4, 2009 8:03 PM
Hi, I'm Katy Perry and I'm super fucking annoying. But I have great tits, so buy my CD.
78. SIN - January 4, 2009 9:46 PM
Stupid people. You ALWAYS say to the girl you are fucking right now that she is the prettiest girl in the world. You want to continue fucking, right?
79. mafme - January 5, 2009 12:41 AM
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I wouldn't have sex with her. In fact, I'm saying quite the opposite, I would. A lot.
80. cleopatra jones - January 5, 2009 9:41 AM
Dear Superficial dudes- aka cleopatra jones is a know it all twat
I understand the fact that these were main source lyrics was pointed out several times, just wanted to state the obvious one more time for all the good times.
Thanks for calling me a stupid bitch! and a know it all.
xoxo
CJ
81. SirGeekelot - January 5, 2009 4:19 PM
dibs