Jan 13 2009Kate Hudson wears bikini for new man-friend
Kate Hudson hit the beach in Hawaii with new boyfriend Adam Scott yesterday. (The Australian golfer, not the actor.) Look, I'm not a religious man, but it's gotta be more than a coincidence that Kate Hudson's ass appears the same day I talk about Patrick Swayze's battle with cancer. Folks, I think we've found the cure.
UPDATE: My contacts at Johns Hopkins just informed me Kate's ass is not the cure for cancer but is, scientifically speaking, "tight like prom night." So I'm assuming that means it can only cure polio which I'm suddenly stricken with. *cough cough* You can almost hear the polio; That's how bad I have it. Little help?
Photos: Fame
Reader Comments
1. el - January 13, 2009 12:14 PM
AJA!
2. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 13, 2009 12:15 PM
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3. Manolo - January 13, 2009 12:17 PM
I want to congratulate Real the Stallionaire for picking Corn Fed as his new lady love. Nothing hotter than a little white woman who loves to slurp up the chocolate snake. I told my dad during the first episode that Real was going to pick Corn Fed, because she is exactly what every black man wants in his heart of hearts: a nice, sweet farm girl.
But Chance is gay. Literally. Risky was the hottest girl on that show.
And Kate Hudson is hot.
4. combustion8 - January 13, 2009 12:19 PM
I figured Spiderman could do better... maybe she's just a "project".
5. ANTOINE - January 13, 2009 12:21 PM
WHERE ARE HER BOOBS?????
6. Lisa - January 13, 2009 12:22 PM
I was reading The Superficial and then reading this link my friend sent me:
http://weblog.lovelyish.com/lovelyish/689180579/hot-cute-prettywhat-does-that-even-mean.html
and definitely was wondering what your take would be on these descriptions. sigh, The Superficial blogger.
7. thing1 - January 13, 2009 12:26 PM
oh good lord. i just saw a pic of her mom (who is like 63, i think????) in a bikini. damn. this girl's not looking any better than her old mom!!!!!!
8. pete - January 13, 2009 12:26 PM
Girlfriend's ass. Mom's tummy. Little sister's boobs.
9. supersex - January 13, 2009 12:33 PM
I guess I can't titty fuck this bitch.
she better get a tattoo on her chest
THIS SIDE UP
so I don't accidently fuck her in the ass
10. NipTuck - January 13, 2009 12:33 PM
Where are her boobs?
Great question #5..
She is still pretty though.
11. dee - January 13, 2009 12:34 PM
Aw come on, you're not gonna mention the fact that SHE HAS NO BOOBS at all in order to stay skinny to maintain such a small ass? I'm disappointed.
12. anonymous - January 13, 2009 12:43 PM
i just want to say to all you judgemental fuckers out there -
so what if she has no boobs? she doesnt give a flying fuck, obviously! she doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks.
i was the same way a year ago - absolutely no boobs. i was soooooo self-conscious though that i ended up paying 6500$ for implants - my life hasnt changed.
i admire her self confidence.
13. anonymous - January 13, 2009 12:44 PM
i just want to say to all you judgemental fuckers out there -
so what if she has no boobs? she doesnt give a flying fuck, obviously! she doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks.
i was the same way a year ago - absolutely no boobs. i was soooooo self-conscious though that i ended up paying 6500$ for implants - my life hasnt changed.
i admire her self confidence.
14. NipTuck - January 13, 2009 12:44 PM
Let us all agree that she has no curves?
15. Sportsdvl - January 13, 2009 12:47 PM
#12 - don't go bragging about your $6500 tits unless you are going to show them.
As for Kate Hudson - looking good!
16. Indio - January 13, 2009 12:48 PM
I'm not Hannibal Lecter so I can't admire bodyparts in isolation. Yes, if you zoom in exclusively on her butt cheeks when she's lying down exactly the right way, her ass looks good. The rest of her body isn't particularly attractive. But she hasn't become a big fat stretchmarked cottage cheesed cow after having a kid, so in America I guess that automatically makes a woman "hot".
17. boobs only - January 13, 2009 12:50 PM
from now on, can we make sure any post containing the word "bikini" is proceeded by a woman who possesses breasts? thanks. katy perry, megan fox... any of these work just fine.
18. Mr. noDoz - January 13, 2009 12:50 PM
Dear Double-Posting Fake Breasts Angry Poster #12 and 13,
You do realize that you're reading a website called "The Superficial" that exists to poke fun at over-scrutinized celebrities, right?
I think your life has changed tremendously since you poured in the falsies-- I'd probably hit it now, for one.
Please go back to your regularly scheduled programming.
-Sleepy Bear
19. p0nk - January 13, 2009 12:56 PM
@9 - you say that like it's a bad thing.
@12 - pics or it didn't happen.
20. supersex - January 13, 2009 12:58 PM
#12 and #13
i guess to don't have to write THIS SIDE UP anymore
21. Matt - January 13, 2009 1:07 PM
I don't get how this chick is anything but ordinary in terms of looks. If it wasn't for her mom she'd be a receptionist.
22. anonymous - January 13, 2009 1:10 PM
You guys don't believe that I paid $6500 for new tits, just take a look.
23. sil the vil - January 13, 2009 1:11 PM
bee-sting titties r good by me. if u can't live with that u should've asked santa for some for christmas... or got some on a black friday sale. i here thats whut that guy at wal-mart got trampled for...
i saw a funny ass vid about that wal-mart trampling,
www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/145
check that shit out no bee-stingers in sight i guranteee
24. havoc - January 13, 2009 1:14 PM
Can you imagine the pounding that ass has taken from the what...200 or so guys since her divorce?
.
25. Harry - January 13, 2009 1:18 PM
This woman must see her child less than Tom Brady.
26. amy bo bammy - January 13, 2009 1:23 PM
@23 Sil, that video is pretty wild. do you work for that site orsomething? I've been seeing alot about Digital Funtown in the last couple days...
@ 18 a good pair of boobs costs alot more than $6500, trust me
27. BunnyButt - January 13, 2009 1:29 PM
If a woman doesn't have boobs, is she required to keep the nips covered?
28. BunnyButt - January 13, 2009 1:30 PM
If a woman doesn't have boobs, is she required to keep the nips covered?
29. BunnyButt - January 13, 2009 1:30 PM
If a woman doesn't have boobs, is she required to keep the nips covered?
30. BunnyButt - January 13, 2009 1:34 PM
Damn! Sorry about the multiple posts!
31. Alex - January 13, 2009 1:39 PM
Still flat. Never gonna stand out.
32. RichPort's Ghost - January 13, 2009 1:55 PM
Little known fact: she bought that bikini top at Baby Gap.
33. Nikky Raney - January 13, 2009 2:00 PM
so pretty!
34. Nikky Raney - January 13, 2009 2:01 PM
She is so pretty!
35. Pornopalooza - January 13, 2009 2:05 PM
I desperately need entertainment. Let's fight. Fuck all you all.
36. ummm - January 13, 2009 2:11 PM
she looks fat. definite muffin top action going on.
37. MilfJungle - January 13, 2009 3:05 PM
Looking good!
38. katehudsonisfat - January 13, 2009 3:43 PM
O.M.G. she's gotten so F.A.T. and still no B.O.O.B.S.
#13/22 is hot!!!!!!!!! (worth every penny)
39. katehudsonisfat - January 13, 2009 3:43 PM
O.M.G. she's gotten so F.A.T. and still no B.O.O.B.S.
#13/22 is hot!!!!!!!!! (worth every penny)
40. katehudsonisfat - January 13, 2009 3:44 PM
O.M.G. she's gotten so F.A.T. and still no B.O.O.B.S.
#13/22 is hot!!!!!!!!! (worth every penny)
41. thefishisfat - January 13, 2009 3:45 PM
fish's website is sucking these days. b.t.w.
42. bop - January 13, 2009 3:58 PM
in pic number 3, what is up with her left arm and shoulder??? Looks like the bone off of a pirate in the ride at disneyland....hmmm gross. I always had suspicions she was buliimic :(
43. The Laughing G-D - January 13, 2009 4:44 PM
Bah she had a kid? Usually the suckling will increase a breast size. So wear these innies before? She doesn't need a top. She could just get some suction cups from home depo for "support".
44. Mama Pinkus - January 13, 2009 5:15 PM
Kudos to Ms. Hudson for resisting the Hollywood pressure to get hideous implants.
45. william clinton - January 13, 2009 5:18 PM
Did she have her tits removed?
46. BM - January 13, 2009 7:40 PM
she looks gorgeous! and to everyone who thinks otherwise, yeah you may have bigger boobs but I bet you're fat as hell. so stfu thanks.
47. Insatiable Peter - January 13, 2009 8:29 PM
Her ass more than makes up for any lack of breastage. You can use that ass to shape and polish rocks. I'd eat dinner off that thing.
48. forney - January 13, 2009 8:59 PM
Most 3 year old boys have bigger breasts
49. bruce - January 13, 2009 9:10 PM
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a young man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****seekingsugarmomma. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
50. teagan RN - January 13, 2009 9:32 PM
#12 6500.00 is like pocket change to kate hudson. Obviously she could afford an augmentation. She must know the risks outweigh the benefits to drastic surgery. Most of the time, when doctors remove implants, they're black with bacteria contamination. This foreign material makes your immune system maintain a heightened vigilance putting you at risk for autoimmune diseases.
Too bad money can't buy a better self-concept.
51. jumpstart - January 13, 2009 9:38 PM
Kate Hudson is perfect. nice body. Boobs defintely don't make the woman. An example of this is Tara Reid. Huge implants, but, do they make her look better. No. She's nasty.
52. Kia - January 13, 2009 10:21 PM
Hrm, weird. He has bigger boobs than she does.
53. adoe - January 13, 2009 11:07 PM
who cares, that guy is hotttt!
54. Guest - January 13, 2009 11:40 PM
She's GORGEOUS
She's PERFECT
**************SMALL BOOBS ARE FUCKING SEXY***********
55. Guest - January 13, 2009 11:40 PM
She's GORGEOUS
She's PERFECT
**************SMALL BOOBS ARE FUCKING SEXY***********
56. Guest - January 13, 2009 11:40 PM
She's GORGEOUS
She's PERFECT
**************SMALL BOOBS ARE FUCKING SEXY***********
57. gerard Vandenberg - January 13, 2009 11:52 PM
what do you exactly mean by: D U M B?
58. m.c. in l.v. - January 14, 2009 2:30 AM
A pirates dream.....sunken chest.
You worship her ass all you want, there ain't no boobs there for when you have to eventually turn her back over.
59. Blah - January 14, 2009 3:13 AM
Fat thighs.
Gut.
No tits?
WTF?
She's ugly.
60. JPRichardson - January 14, 2009 1:14 PM
Boobs or no boobs she has an ugly face.
61. lola richie - January 14, 2009 1:53 PM
She looks great! And he looks great too! I hope they stay together
62. Rebekah - January 15, 2009 9:39 PM
So...she should get big ass implants so they can sag down to her waist..hmmm good idea, dumbasses. She looks great for her age, and her tits aren't gonna sag when she gets older. I want all of you guys to look in the mirror...cause I'm sure you all look AWESOME. And when you see that your belly hangs over your underpants, go talk to a plastic surgeon, like you are all suggesting.
63. lucy - January 16, 2009 10:37 AM
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
64. Chrisj - January 19, 2009 9:49 AM
No tits. No talent. Ugly. What is she doing here?
65. Chrisj - January 19, 2009 9:49 AM
No tits. No talent. Ugly. What is she doing here?
66. jake - February 14, 2009 9:05 PM
oh my fucking god!!! she might not have boobs but she is the hottest chick i have ever seen in my life!! i love her... i just want to fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck, and fuck her over and over again!! she is soooo hot!! also she should get naked!!
67. jake - February 14, 2009 9:05 PM
oh my fucking god!!! she might not have boobs but she is the hottest chick i have ever seen in my life!! i love her... i just want to fuck, fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck, and fuck her over and over again!! she is soooo hot!! also she should get naked!!
68. asdf - September 18, 2009 5:58 PM
nice ass