Seen here continuing his Australian vacation with girlfriend Kelly Paniagua, Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon wishes you all "Peace, Love and Thanks for looking at my package. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to stoically display it in random people's faces. Hello there, lifeguard, got a minute?"
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Reader Comments
1. Me - January 6, 2009 4:04 PM
You all suck.
2. glace neuf - January 6, 2009 4:06 PM
i'd hit his lady friend - ho fo sho!
3. jokadrma - January 6, 2009 4:07 PM
Yes, yes we do.
4. Hot - January 6, 2009 4:07 PM
Nice ass, lady
5. Hot - January 6, 2009 4:07 PM
Nice ass, lady
6. Sue - January 6, 2009 4:08 PM
He must have been exhausted after a full day of trying to suck in his gut. And somebody should have told him that it's not a triumph to fit into shorts that tiny - in the front.
7. mikey boy - January 6, 2009 4:12 PM
Not my type. She looks like a linebacker with those broad shoulders and narrow hips. She's also lacking in the @ss compartment. She's just all breast implants.
8. p0nk - January 6, 2009 4:12 PM
climbing his way up the douchebag ladder...
9. Mugato - January 6, 2009 4:12 PM
Goddamn, Sue.
You sound like a real cunt.
10. Yeah Baby - January 6, 2009 4:14 PM
she needs to trim down that wide waist
11. mandy - January 6, 2009 4:16 PM
CAN HER SHOULDERS BE ANY WIDER?
12. pure.ticking - January 6, 2009 4:16 PM
She has got very strange glasses! yuk!
13. CaptainMorgan - January 6, 2009 4:18 PM
It seems that he's a "biggie small." Big dink, with a small penis.
14. Jesse - January 6, 2009 4:19 PM
He has standard-issue tiny whiteboy junk.
15. Ted Mosby - January 6, 2009 4:21 PM
I'd hit that like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense.
16. fyou - January 6, 2009 4:22 PM
her shoulders ARE NOT wide
she is just not very attractive
and for the record, since we are picking ONLY on the woman's looks-
neither is he!
17. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 6, 2009 4:23 PM
Wow look at that scale busting lady doing some tricks for julian in pic #7
18. Erica - January 6, 2009 4:25 PM
Fat, conceited, thinning hair, small penis. Typical white guy.
19. Harry - January 6, 2009 4:25 PM
He's making Magnum P.I. proud.
20. puke - January 6, 2009 4:26 PM
They are both made for each other, two fuggly people who think they are hot lol.
btw, she is just built weird.
21. NipTuck - January 6, 2009 4:31 PM
those glasses...what the fuck...
22. SUESUCK - January 6, 2009 4:31 PM
Hey #6 check the guy who you chose to spend your life with... how much is going on there, huh??? 75% guys out there have dick 3" and smaller.
23. jeremiah - January 6, 2009 4:32 PM
I am going to bet 100,000 that every last one of you are not 1/5 as attractive or talented.
I am willing to bet that you are all a bunch of queer ass fags
24. jeremiah suck too - January 6, 2009 4:35 PM
I agree with you #23... and you are their leader.
25. NY Ted - January 6, 2009 4:38 PM
Ted Mosby - January 6, 2009 4:21 PM
I'd hit that like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense.
Ted...you mean you'd hit that bikini babe like James Harrison hitting LT so hard his jersey numbers are going to fly off this weekend...never mind his head!
OXYMORON - There is NO SUCH thing as a "hole" in the Steelers defense!
26. Sue - January 6, 2009 4:38 PM
#22 - keep telling yourself that, TinyDick, if it makes you feel better. Of course, what you wrote is also the punchline to the joke "why do girls get math questions wrong?"
27. pete - January 6, 2009 4:44 PM
Like LT hitting a hole in the Steelers defense??? You mean, like Miss LaDainian taking herself out of crucial games because she has a really bad owie?
28. Barack Obama - January 6, 2009 4:50 PM
If I cut off about 4 inches, I could fit into those shorts. Not really the kind of racial equality black folks are looking for.
29. silk glove - January 6, 2009 4:51 PM
He's FUG & FAT.
30. i says lolz. - January 6, 2009 4:53 PM
Are those really large outer labial folds or is that his microscopic peepee?
31. The Laughing G-D - January 6, 2009 4:56 PM
Caption for pic 7:
McMahon: Birthing a baby mam? Don't worry, I play a doctor on TV!
32. Ted Mosby - January 6, 2009 4:58 PM
I keed. I'm a Titans fan and I know the Steelers will be a tough one to beat.
33. Beth - January 6, 2009 4:58 PM
Time to call Dr. McNamara for penis enlargement surgery. And lots of liposuction. And some finishing touches on the gender reassignment for Julian's "girlfriend."
34. This Poster - January 6, 2009 4:59 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Julian McMahon's gay penis
35. ...while sucking on Julian's gay penis... - January 6, 2009 5:01 PM
It's nice of him to indicate how big his penis is to the photographer.
36. nipolian - January 6, 2009 5:02 PM
The only hole LT will be hitting the rest of this season is the one between his boyfreind's buttox..........he's out with a groin injury......as usual.
37. jojo - January 6, 2009 5:02 PM
It's Dr.Troy - gotta love him!!!!!!! Nip/Tuck addict...
38. Patty - January 6, 2009 5:02 PM
His ass looks tighter than his girlfriends! lol!
39. Sportsdvl - January 6, 2009 5:03 PM
Never heard of either of these losers.
Regardless, gotta lose that shorts!
40. George Bush - January 6, 2009 5:04 PM
Actually, his penis is big - almost Texas-size big - for a white man.
41. gerard Vandenberg - January 6, 2009 5:05 PM
*gladly sucks on Julian's penis*, that's all folks!!
42. Dixie - January 6, 2009 5:07 PM
This man has a great body and he belongs in small tight shorts. He has a nice tight ass and great package too!
Major Thanks!
43. Dixie's eye doctor - January 6, 2009 5:10 PM
Sweetie, I told you it's long past time to fix those glasses.
44. Deacon Jones - January 6, 2009 5:16 PM
Nice titties. Barack should pass a federal law requiring all women to get breast implants at 16, er 18 years old.
Eagles will destroy NY this weekend by at least 10
45. squiggle - January 6, 2009 5:18 PM
Good for him! It's ridiculous that it's become fashionable for men to wear more at the beach than a Victorian matron.
46. THAT_GIRL_JENN - January 6, 2009 5:23 PM
TYPICAL GAY WHITE MAN'S DREAM WOMEN
SKINNY AND WITH IMPLANTS
THAT IS ALL ONE NEEDS TO IMPRESS YOU GUYS. NOTHING MORE.
47. lori - January 6, 2009 5:24 PM
He has a small penis and ugly legs. They are both grotesque looking. I find them repulsive. Why is he holding up a peace sign with his tiny hand? That looks stupid.
48. havoc - January 6, 2009 5:40 PM
I see International Male is still selling swimsuits....
Geigh.
.
49. SATAN - January 6, 2009 5:42 PM
i'd have a swordfight with her puss and obviously i'd win
SATAN'S BACK
50. FrostyNipplz - January 6, 2009 5:44 PM
That's either super cold water or dude's got a toothpick for a dick.
51. Deacon Jones - January 6, 2009 5:56 PM
@46
Yeah Jen, sorry I don't like cottage cheese ass and my women smelling like a burnt tire.
52. lola richie - January 6, 2009 6:06 PM
She is pretty and built like a woman. What is wrong with people? Those glasses are retarded though
53. BobbyBoobie - January 6, 2009 6:15 PM
Did Dr. Troy give her them boobies? Because her mom and dad sure didn't!
54. SuperPhat - January 6, 2009 6:18 PM
This really looks like a posed "false-Daniel-Craig" moment.
No straight man would wear those shorts out in public, and he looks like he's modeling JC Penney's clothing in every single shot.
55. Jamie's Uterus - January 6, 2009 6:18 PM
Isn't he a little old for billabong wear and gay disco roller blading shorts? Isn't that for 19 year old surfer dude types? He looks ridiculous. He should of just gone shirtless and put on a different swimsuit.
56. OC Dee - January 6, 2009 6:19 PM
The surfer dudes at the beach with the nice body usually like to wear tiny shorts to get a good tan and then they put on their long shorts to walk to their car.
57. deka - January 6, 2009 6:45 PM
is she cock-eyed without the sunglasses?!
58. Lyra - January 6, 2009 7:02 PM
His dick is the size of Jim Carrey's nut. Only one.
59. woodhorse - January 6, 2009 7:14 PM
He figured out how to be a flasher perv yet avoid the hassle of being arrested. I like the woman laughing her ass off at him marching his junk around.
60. Brianna - January 6, 2009 7:33 PM
She looks stupid in those sunglasses.
61. Imnotgay - January 6, 2009 8:53 PM
I'm not gay, but pic 4 clearly shows his wang hanging to his left. Looks pretty good to me. I said good, not edible. He just doesn't have huge balls. That's ok - balls are ugly anyway. He'd do alright in my gym shower - most men don't have weenies that size.
62. Balack Obama - January 6, 2009 10:07 PM
Hey! Those are Hugo Boss shorts! I have the same pair. Wish I had a piece of ass like that to walk next to me in them with :))
63. 'chelle - January 6, 2009 10:11 PM
Lovely no.61. But how can that TOOTHPICK look good to you? Well it's easier to slide up the homo ass I guess.... but women dont' like toothpicks.
64. Lucy - January 6, 2009 10:16 PM
Yup.
Penis is definitely small...
he shoulda worn shorts instead so it wont look too obvious.
And he is balding.
Needs a haircut too.
65. gerard Vandenberg - January 6, 2009 10:27 PM
......................TWO DILDO'S IN HER PUSSY?
66. cdr - January 6, 2009 10:37 PM
I would suck his flacid cock all day every day baby cause Im a thug.
67. Kelly - January 6, 2009 11:17 PM
He is sexy as hell. I don't care what anyone says. I'd let that man do anything to me.
68. SuperFecal - January 6, 2009 11:29 PM
That chick looks absoloutely fucking stupid with those gay-ass sunglasses on. They look like those oversized plastic "clown" glasses you can win at the fair. (Check pic 2 for optimum tard-ness.) I'd like to punch them right off her stupid face, then kick the gay right out of Mr.Saggynuts.
69. andres - January 7, 2009 12:14 AM
he is goodlooking no mater what they say. i love cristian troy jaj
70. Julian McMahon - January 7, 2009 12:17 AM
I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL! er.. ocean...
Don't women know about shrinkage?
It shrinks. Like a frightened turtle.
71. Ryan the Canadian - January 7, 2009 2:40 AM
Maybe he's a grower and not a show-er. On the flipside, I would nail that woman that he's with. Good for 15 minutes of fun.....not a fag's dream just a straight man's 10 minutes....add 5 minutes for clothes off and back on.
72. Beastman AIDS - January 7, 2009 3:49 AM
it's my man Christian Troy!
Nip/Tuck is the bomb - and also the chick in the previous post "from 90210" is also from nip/tuck which is a far more credible show.
So u should refernce her as being from that show, fish, instead of the retinal bukake of 90210
73. tc - January 7, 2009 5:18 AM
I have been taking a great deal of criticism for wearing similar shorts when going swimming. My togs are black rather than gay blue, and I have a fairly large penis.
What the fuck am I supposed to wear when swimming in the sea ?
The long-legged board shorts people wear look like something from the 1920's, and are completely impractical when going for a swim, as the drag means they fall off.
And because they are baggy, they ride up my leg, and my penis sticks out the side.
74. ~*Adrienne*~ - January 7, 2009 7:48 AM
#14... What white guy's have you seen lately? The only reason the black chicks dig the giant cock is because there snatch's are wide/loose anyhow from reproducing mass amounts of crackbabies and because theyve just been fucked too much. That means they need at least a 10 incher to even feel anything. Gross!
I'd almost say its a diss to oneself to say a guy that you've fucked dick is too small.
75. ~*Adrienne*~ - January 7, 2009 7:50 AM
#14... What white guy's have you seen lately? The only reason the black chicks dig the giant cock is because there snatch's are wide/loose anyhow from reproducing mass amounts of crackbabies and because theyve just been fucked too much. That means they need at least a 10 incher to even feel anything. Ouch & Gross!
I'd almost say its a diss to oneself to say a guy that you've fucked dick is too small.
76. dfdf - January 7, 2009 8:13 AM
Thta woman is plastic looking vomit...
77. toolboy - January 7, 2009 8:22 AM
Grape smuggler.
78. henrietta - January 7, 2009 8:53 AM
I don't think he looks sexy at all in those ridiculously short shorts!
79. henrietta - January 7, 2009 8:54 AM
I don't think he looks sexy at all in those ridiculously short shorts!
80. Henrietta - January 7, 2009 8:54 AM
I don't think he looks sexy at all in those ridiculously short shorts!
81. nastyjay - January 7, 2009 9:22 AM
thats gay, shes fake... moving on...
82. RichPort's Ghost - January 7, 2009 9:42 AM
If I masturbate on her while he watches. does that make me gay or mean? Just wondering...
83. gorden - January 7, 2009 10:22 AM
Sweet couple! just heard that the first da ting between them was on some t all dat ing place ___Ta ll mingle Co m___ ,really?
84. Famous Plastic - January 7, 2009 11:52 AM
He looks ridiculous in that rashguard. You know he's not surfing (that's what rashguards are for people...)
85. Trish - January 7, 2009 11:54 AM
Any lust I ever felt for this man is now almost gone. Almost.
86. Mia - January 7, 2009 11:57 AM
#84
It is also a great way to prevent sun burn and skin cancer. They both look great and he has great legs, a great ass, and a fine looking body.
87. Dr Fit - January 7, 2009 11:59 AM
#75
Chicks that love huge mega cocks are fat and their vagina gets bigger as they get fatter. This is why Kim Kardaskank loves black men with big cocks. Her pussy is loose from being fat. Fat=loose pussy. Most fat chicks cannot hold a tampon in their twat too.
88. claire - January 7, 2009 12:34 PM
#87 - stop acting like you know women. lol, get it right, all girls like big dicks whether they're skinny or fat. that's the reason why more then 1/2 of women can't get off, there aren't enough dudes with mega cocks. this is coming from a smokin hot skinny blonde chic who loves me some big dick. hey i've only slept with a couple of people, what's wrong with liking the mega cock?? (p.s. my pussy is tight! :P )
89. claire - January 7, 2009 12:38 PM
#87
p.p.s. there is no proof that black men have all around bigger cocks then white men. stop compensating for yourself.
90. Drunkman - January 7, 2009 1:42 PM
He gets hotter chicks on the show.
91. Sexy Cougar - January 7, 2009 1:43 PM
All Black men do not have big cocks. I was with a guy who was 5'6" and had a cock size 8 inches and thick too and he was Latin. I was with a black guy that had a 3 inch cock.
92. Deacon Jones - January 7, 2009 1:46 PM
Claire,
Put the lotion in the basket.
93. RichPort's Ghost - January 7, 2009 2:24 PM
#91 - So... you're a whore..?
94. Mr Pink - January 7, 2009 3:09 PM
His package doesn't look that impressive.
Even with LT runnin around like a gimp bitch, Sproles & Bennett are gonna own the steelers!
Although whenever Sproles gets tackled I feel bad cuz he looks a 12 year old kid running around all those tall guys.
95. SC - January 7, 2009 3:28 PM
#93
No I do not ask for money. I just happen to have a high sex drive. I am a successful good looking and fit business woman seeing successful fit good looking men. Please look up the definition for whore. I stopped by to look at his package and legs again.
96. SC - January 7, 2009 3:28 PM
#93
No I do not ask for money. I just happen to have a high sex drive. I am a successful good looking and fit business woman seeing successful fit good looking men. Please look up the definition for whore.
97. Cap'n Ishmael - January 7, 2009 5:15 PM
Unintentionally hilarious pics. Her glasses are ridiculous, they make her head look as if it's upsidedown or something, and he looks like a smug, preening fool. Pair of them marching along like Miss Ken and Mr Barbie, sucking in their tummies for the cameras.
But No. 73 I take your point about male swimwear, or am I just flattering you because the description of your dick hanging out of your shorts makes me feel all peculiar?
98. Ummm...yeah... - January 7, 2009 5:36 PM
Fish is so fuckin gay.
99. Jan - January 7, 2009 7:19 PM
#73
I loved to see you at the beach!
100. MYTWOCENTS - January 7, 2009 7:52 PM
that is a good looking man for sure but i would never be seen with a guy in shorts like that .....please....
Also is it me or has no one noticed that
HER SUNGLASSES DON'T FIT ON HER FACE RIGHT.
IN ONE PICTURE THEY ARE OFF TO THE SIDE IN ANOTHER THEY ARE RIDING LIKE ON HER FOREHEAD...SHE LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT
101. 2 words: - January 8, 2009 12:40 AM
penis enlargement
102. FEMALE - January 8, 2009 2:08 AM
All you people...shut up your mouth....He´s GORGEOUS anyway, He can take all the women that he wants, wear any clothes and he still looking very sexy..
Many of you wanted to look like this at 40.
About the cock, dont you know that this one becomes long? The appearances are deceptive...
103. YO - January 8, 2009 2:13 AM
Guapooo, papasito!! Lo amo , es el hombre mas sexy! Mas con esos shortsitos azules..
104. L Wilbs - January 8, 2009 11:39 AM
I'd fuck him.
105. Vince Lombardi - January 8, 2009 1:13 PM
Do you think he Nair's or shaves his chest?
106. John McCain - January 8, 2009 4:31 PM
I'd definitely "hit" both of them!
107. weaselspeed - January 8, 2009 5:08 PM
her tits are weirdly far apart and her glasses are awful.... Why must so many women these days feel they need to get breast implants!!! urrrrg
108. gumpy - January 8, 2009 11:03 PM
Why do black dudes have such tiny brains? All that penis using up the resources?
109. dontlooknow - January 9, 2009 9:43 AM
Another pathetic cry for attention. But really disgusting.
110. BlackDiamond - January 9, 2009 8:24 PM
#61 - you may not be gay but you are definitely a virgin! What you are seeing is a wrinkle in his swimsuit while he takes a stride. His dick is hanging straight down and it is TINY!!!!!
111. Alex - January 11, 2009 6:33 PM
HOT!
112. Danny - January 14, 2009 8:52 PM
he's hot. And about his penis: it's not a MONSTER, but hey, if you think that's small, you've taken some weird and big stuff behind there
113. lucy - January 16, 2009 11:03 AM
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
114. PozClaro - January 16, 2009 1:13 PM
I'm about 5 years younger than he is but I don't look that good. How about you GUYS? GIRLS? Her hips appear narrow to her shoulders because she's athletic, Beautiful Legs and a Sweet ASS. ahh, if he is not being pleased with his dick, she can leave and search for a bigger one. Simple as that. And "YO", yo le amo el culito de esa linda belleza, PURA SABROSURA!!!!
115. noochi - January 17, 2009 6:02 AM
I'm a girl but I don't find him that hot. He's ok. SHE, on the other hand, is fine! even for a straight girl.
116. Black Dalia - March 12, 2009 10:01 AM
I''ll kind of disagree with you sweety. I think he is looking way way better than the woman next to him.But that doesn't really matters,not if they're happy together and they have a long term relationship!Although I think serious relationships don't count to the Hollywood stars for much more than one fine walk to the sand..
117. Larissa - November 7, 2009 5:33 AM
It remarkable! The girl at it remarkable! Envy? Let love each other while it is loved, while there is a force...