Jan 16 2009Johnny Knoxville is an assjack

He is so capable, and I like him very much, I have seen him on Meetwealthy. com. I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. I am so lucky.

Cunt

frankly i can't understand why someone whose name is Philip John Clapp would change it to Johnny Knoxville. they're equally retarded.

not that either of them in their idiocy doesn't reflect his IQ, judging from his face... but still... what a dumb switch.

oh, and fuck you all.

Take that back, fucker! Johnny Knoxville is the real-life Tyler Durden. The world would be a far more boring place without him.

Knoxville FAIL. No matter how many grenades you put in your carry-on, nobody believes you're crazy loose-cannon anymore.

Not after "The Ringer". That movie just had too much DAMNED HEART!

If you want to see a hilarious vid about the GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART, you should check this out:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

I'm just surprised he didn't have the grenade in his ass.

I love him!! he's sooo hot!

"Johnny Knoxville would have his testicles attached to car battery "

sssshhhhhhhh. You just gave away the plot to Jackass 3

"is AN jackass" ?

i like this guy. i wouldn't hit it, but i'd think about it.

Right on @ 4...not that he's the real life Tyler Durden, that's just stoopid...but that the world would be a far more boring place without him.

Oh yeah, I'd let him hit that from behind...

Fish, Knoxville/Jackass detractors,

You don't know what you're talking about. Kindly stfu. Thank you.

I think he's hot.

"Knoxville, whose real name is Philip John Clapp, told officers the grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his bag, Airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said.
Shit. All it would've took was one person, nay, patriot, to say "I think he's speaking that Al Qaeda talk," and Johnny Knoxville would have his testicles attached to car battery in Syria as we speak."

Does that mean the grenade was a prop he forgot to remove from his testicles? Are his testicles his bag?

I'm confused; I just wanna suck and fuck and hump and pump 'cause I'm a cheap whore. Fish, you write such hard things so early in the morning when I haven't even had my morning fix. I can't understand such complicated stuff this early in the morning.

Your cheap whore,

jennyjenjen

P.S. I need penis in my mouth, my hairy cunt, and up my ass ASAP. I'm a professional three-holer.

"Johnny Knoxville would have his testicles attached to car battery in Syria as we speak"

You say that as if he's never had his testicles attached to a car battery before.

This is kind of sick considering a Muslim family was recently kicked off of an airtran aircraft for simply announcing that they wanted to find a safe seat on the plane. But Johnny fucking Knoxville can bring a grenade in his carry on.

He is ugly and obnoxious.

WHY IS NO ONE NOTICING HE HAS A FLOWER IN HIS GOD DAMN HAIR?!

Should say: "A jacknass" not "an jackass" -- "The correct choice of the 'articles' a and an depends on the initial sound of a word, not on the initial letter, of the word that they precede." More at: http://www.wordinfo.info/words/index/info/view_unit/3431

Knoxville rules, and all your readers think so.

How do you lump this guy in with the likes of Paris? He's fucking hilarious.

Knowing your audience a tiny bit might be a good idea.

Knoxville rules, and all your readers think so.

How do you lump this guy in with the likes of Paris? He's fucking hilarious.

Knowing your audience a tiny bit might be a good idea.

Who doesn't like Guns and Roses? He's just missing the gun on the other side of his head and I would be happy to pull the trigger.........

That's hilarious.

That's hilarious.

That's hilarious.

@17. He wants us to notice. Noticing it only reinforces the adolescent behaviour.

What a bunch of assholes! Johnny Doucheville is a fag pure and simple, hence the fucking flower, what an ass. God no wonder the kids today are retarded.
Fuck off and die, fag boy.

Who cares how dumb he is. He's so hot.

You mean Philip John Crap

Stealing jokes from a dead man? I don't think Carlin would approve.

#16, you're absolutely right! It's really annoying and fucked up. If it were anyone else, their asses would've been sent straight to Guantanamo!

#16 - yeah.

This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! The dude had a fucking GRENADE in his bag and was allowed to board nevertheless? Indeed, if it had been an "average Johnny", he'd be on the first plane with a one way ticket to Camp Gitmo.

#18. The letter J is pronounced as a kind of 'H' in most of the world. Hence AN jackass.

I am guessing you are an American, an unaware that you constitute less than 5% of the world's population. You are an jackass.

I think he is hot, but he has short fat fingers and short fat fingers means a short fat...c----ck, i would do him

I think he is hot, but he has short fat fingers and short fat fingers means a short fat...c----ck, i would do him

He is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.

These assholes don't wanna be photographed while their eyes meet other eyes.
This because (faking)celebs are real curious people folks.
His tommy-cruise looks makes it all even worse:

........................WALKING pile of HORSESHIT!!

It's assjack, you fucking morons. Learn to read before attempting to discuss grammar. Stupid fucks.

What is he drinking in the last pic?