Jan 26 2009Jenna Jameson is definitely pregnant

First!

Oh... oh no.

WOWWWOWWWWW
she's so adorable!!~
Wannt meet and kiss charming girls like her!! +++++ Agelessmate.c o m +++++ is just the place where what you meet can exceed your wild imagination!! u have nothing to lose to check it!!LOL

Anyone seen the size of Tito Ortiz' mug. Ouch!

There's just something wrong about this...

Interesting. I didn't think you could get pregnant by getting your face covered in c*m!!

Man, that baby is gonna shoot out without the slightest resistance.

She needs to go into the witness protection program or that poor child will never hear the end of it. The sins of the fathers. . . (in this case, mothers)

Looks like she has the same extensions that Lindsay does.

Can a judge emancipate a child at birth?

I really hope that baby gets delivered via C-section. It's not fair to make an innocent child run an STD gauntlet.

Hehe what is "World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts" it was at AFFLICTION: DAY OF RECKONING! BABALU even fought=) Get your shit straight

QUACK QUACK QUACK!!

"Ummm...maybe that could happen..." is what Jenna said when Heidi asked if she could get pregnant from kissing Spencer while he still has semen in his ass (so, always).

LMAO! Rachel

But in all seriousness, I really feel sorry for that kid when he/she grows up.
The amount of ridicule they'll face, wow.

Who knew that fat would look so good on her? She should stay pregnant indefinitely.

I see a new medical alert coming - "Swallowing semen goes straight to your stomach fat!"

That kid will be just like mommy so why shouldn't he/she know how she paid the bills. In 18 years the kid can take a turn just like mom. Let's move on. By the way if a woman can get fake books why not a fake preggy tummy? Just sayin.

WTF!! Is she having a litter?

Is that Jessica Simpson...?

She's got a psychadelic pussy from all the colored dicks being in it.

No, really... that/those babies are going to fall right the hell out of her uterus Even if they do have the head of their dad. I did hear she was having twins, right?
Like... she should possibly put hang some sort of netting from her bra that would hang down between her knees anytime she is standing up in case it happens spontaniously. Plop Plop, Jenna. Babies are just falling out of her.

But seriously.... her head does not look as repulsive as it normally does. I didn't wince in pain and disgust when i looked at her. Though, the thought of having her pussy stretched over those babies heads is kinda making me throw up in my mouth a little. Yes, everyone. Start praying for a caesarean.

She looks a lot better with a little weight on her. She was looking like Zombie Madonna with 2 balloons leading way before. Hopefully once she has the kid she won't go back to the anorexic look, might be nice for the kid sake to quit the porn too.

NEVERMIND THE RIDICULE THE KIDD FACES, JUST IMAGINE HIS/HER OWN PERSONAL HORROR WHEN HE/SHE LEARNS ABOUT WHAT SHE IS. LET'S SAY AROUND THE AGE OF 15.

hahahahah psychadelic pussy! LMAO you just killed me with that one TJ

She looks way better preggo. She needed some weight. She was looking gross.

Wow...for once a couple sperm got into that nasty crotch cavern instead of caking her whorish face and tits.

I remember when I used to do porn I fucked Jenna in the ass, and there was a piece of poop hanging out of her ass. We just kept fucking. Then I rewarded her as I unleashed about 12-15 streaming loads of hot jizz all over her face. She just kept sucking my cock after I came all over her, and it still had some shit remnance on it, but she didn't mind. She was a good cocksucker.

I can only imagine the names they have picked out....

Jenna: Well, if it's a girl, we're going to call her either Money Shot Molly or Anal Annie.....if it's a boy we're definately going with Ricky Ram Rod.

How proud her father must be. To see his daughter get gang fucked by a bunch of porch monkeys and then blow sickle cell jizz all over her face. That must give Daddy a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.

"shit remnance"

Gotta add that one. Seems like a combo of shit, romance, and remembrance. As in, "I'll never forget how intimate it felt while I was pushing in her stool. It was a true shit remnance."

WAMMA Fights:
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/2009/01/24/fedor-emelianenko-vs-andrei-arlovski-video-affliction-day-of-reckoning

She's not pregnant, just full.

How the fuck is she going to explain her job to her kid? I bet he/she will be thrilled to take his/her mother into school for Career Day.

it'll be more like "take her mother" day.

god, she looks so different than she used to..

heidi needs to go die

Heidi's saying "What? It's the GIRL who takes it up the ass???"

It's twins, right? Here's what they have to look forward to: 7th grade birthday party for one of their friends, everybody in the basement, adults upstairs, somebody says they're going to play "prisoner" and they tie the twins to chairs, then they play "Jenna Loves Pain!" while Mom is upstairs drinking coffee and trying to have a normal conversation.

@11 are you retarded? Affliction's last match was for WAMMA heavyweight title. Maybe *you* should get your shit straight. <3 Fedor

The weight makes her look ten years younger, filled out her face. Good Luck to the family. Good for her.

Hey number 29 - get your pprno facts straight, Jenna has never done an interracial porno.

* porno

No self respecting sperm would have done this. That sperm was duped.

Oops.

Not again.

hilarious vid about GUY WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

That kid is going to have some very interesting moments later in life. Like, when he meets his girlfriend's dad: "Oh, wow, I used to masturbate to your mom for hours." "It's cool, you're daughter sucks my dick"

I actually think she looks much prettier here than she did before she got pregnant. She was way too skinny to the point her face was lookin all kinds of weird. Some meat on them bones has done her good.

that's just sperm all stuck together a little bit more each time. And when is that other blond girl starring in a porn?? I would definitly download it

FUCK that... what about the kid... He's gonna grow up, learn about porn and sees his mom getting laid by like a thousant guys...

I feel old. The bitch I beat off to my whole childhood is bouts to be a mom.

Heidi - harnessing the power of the unborn's chin.

How do you tell your kids you used to take hot men's baby batter on your face for cash?

How do you tell your kids you used to take hot men's baby batter on your face for cash?

AH, How CUTE PORN STAR PREGO!!!!!
I can hear it know, MOMMY MADE LOTS OF MONEY HAVING SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF MEN.......WHORE< SLUT< PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AH, How CUTE PORN STAR PREGO!!!!!
I can hear it know, MOMMY MADE LOTS OF MONEY HAVING SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF MEN.......WHORE< SLUT< PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AH, How CUTE PORN STAR PREGO!!!!!
I can hear it know, MOMMY MADE LOTS OF MONEY HAVING SEX WITH HUNDREDS OF MEN.......WHORE< SLUT< PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds of this kid in middleschool who found a porn tape of his parents fucking in every room of the house...even his. His revenge: show it to a bunch of horny 14 yr olds!!!

Oh, and I'm guessing you ladies on here who are knocking her for doing porn are either fat or ugly or both...booyahh!!!

Theres nothing wrong with doing porn in my opinion, as a woman, I think it serves a purpose, and even I watch it.

But her kid, eek, that's gonna be an interesting case for the psychologists....

SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN"T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN"T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN"T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS A PIG AND DOESN"T DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFL
Lulu @12 you said it perfectly- LOL

She looks glowing, and she can still give an incredible bj.

You would almost like to say, "who fucked her"? but then again, who hasn't? or wouldn't?

That baby should slide right out very easily...

Heidi looks great, as usual.

As for JJ, how many gallons does it take to get to the center of her tootsie pop? The world may never know.

im surprised that baby doesnt just fall out of that giant gaping hole between her legs...poor thing must want to, living in that crusty jizz hole with gonorrhea swimming around it

Hey Maria ! Go easy on the return key. Ya fucking wingnut

This bitch used to be perfection in her porn days. Aging sucks for some people.

Ok, here's the million dollar question....
Who the fuck is the daddy???
answer: anyone!

Nice to know: THERE ARE ABOUT 15824358 fathers, to be precize, folks!!

I honestly hope there isn't a girl in this litter. Girls who come from normal women have a hard enough time with self-confidence and finding their place in the world. Can you imagine all the cruel things that would be done to her? The girls would be calling her and her mom a slut, and cracking all kinds of jokes. The boys would be harassing her, trying to get in her pants since her mom is so easy. Hell, she might even be raped because of it. They'll think she's just as easy as her mom and get mad when she denies their requests.

"Oh, and I'm guessing you ladies on here who are knocking her for doing porn are either fat or ugly or both...booyahh!!!"

Or, perhaps, they have at least a little bit of self-respect.

Will Jenna preform oral sex on the baby once its born?

Will Jenna perform oral sex on the baby once its born?

Can anyone say "Preggo Porn?"

Oh, ps, FRED FLINSTONE # 72 & 73...... you are a sick fuck and i hope you die.

I seriously don't get why so many of you thinks the kid will face ridicule or problems because of Jenna's job. She's gonna grow up in fucking LA, it's not like this is unheard of. And everyone and their mother (literally) has had sex. What the hell is the big deal?

@10

good stuff

75,

Your mother has frequently showcased her face adorned with various men's semen and anal beads hanging out of her ass?

Send her my way, huh.

72 and 73.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

This is just proof that Latinos will fuck anything and get it pregnant and make it there baby momma. Hilarious! Good Job Ortiz!

congrats!! i love her, smart lady.

I think Jenna looks slightly better here. Might be because the hair is covering some previously visible areas.

Heidi should get to the upskirts and quit doing these stupid photo ops.

she actually looks quite nice and a bit more natural for once!!!! lol

Hey Jenna
Letting that skank Heidi touch your stomach is the dirtiest thing
that you've ever done.

Most of these comments are pretty sick as well as the people that wrote them! Why can't a girl (even Jenna) decide she made and mistake and change her life for the better and who gives all you the right to say that even ex-pornstars can't have children? Maybe the kids may face some tough odds, but I'll bet they'll be loved. I say good for her, she looks great!!

1.) Jenna is having TWINS.
2.) Tito Ortiz is the father.
3.) She is done with porn.
4.) Your ugly ass was made from fucking too, so slow your roll! Atleast these kids parents are cute! (Mental picture of your mom and dad fucking- Doesn't make that make you want to think of Jenna instead too?)

I am sure she will have to *one day* sit down and tell her kids what she did for a living, and I am sure they will, well, throw up in their mouths. Thats her deal. Nice to know you appointed yourself judge and jury over her life. (The Montag pic was a bad move though, that I admit.)

But- before any of you "anti-porn" rejects go slinging shit at her because you are pissed your man probably beat off to her a time or two (yeah, jealousy is a bitch), remember this:

Jenna atleast looked good having sex (put a mirror in front of YOU next time you fuck- does that cottage cheese look good on your thighs?) , she is/was the highest paid adult film actress ever, she made millions of dollars running her OWN company and gets to give her kids a good life~regardless of how she made her money.

Now.....Go on and tell me how YOUR man doesn't watch porn or even jerk off...yada,yada,yada. I know, I know. It's ok, I'll let you believe your own lies.

P.S. I am a chick and I think she looks great, but you hateful bitches need to shut the fuck up, I mean, damn-good grief. Shouldn't your ass be on the treadmill right now anyways?

Those babies are gonna slide right out... Depending on the size of their heads

Sooo... ducks are mammals now.

Or the father is Australian.

What's she going to give birth to, a duck-billed pornypus?

No. 85

Oh please, get over yourself. Adults have sex and not all of us girls have cottage cheese thighs or have body hang ups...like Jenna. Have you seen how much surgery she has? That is not the actions of someone confident or comfortable with who they are....

Anyway Porn is porn, no big deal, who gives a damn if that's her bag. She certainly has a right to have kids and she has wanted them for so long, I am sure she will cherish the babies she is going to have.

But it is pretty odd, and her children will suffer badly, one day because of this. Everyone has sex, but not everyone can be seen with a click of a button, sucking some mans penis or with their vagina's exposed. No amount of Cashmere jumpers of private education will lessen the blow of how mummy made her fortune "[she] gets to give her kids a good life~regardless of how she made her money." - yes, drug dealers would say the same thing.

Many women could spread their legs and make money from selling their bodies but plenty struggle along - with dignity in tact. At the end of the day, her choice, her life but nothing can erase her past - you can't make a living from porn and never suffer the concequences.

LMAO at Fred Flinstone

She needs to get one of those yellow signs to hang from her back window. 'Anchor Baby Inside'

Do you know why do chicks watch porn movies till the end???

To find out if they get married!!!!

@89. Wouldn't it be lolful if she walked in on her son batin' to one of her films?

She has used pornographic images of herself for personal gain but the fact that she has truly chosen to become a mother means she has made drastic changes in her persona. Let us congratulate her and wish her only the best for her new family.

Cheers!

all ya'll are fucking rude.