Jan 8 2009Heidi Montag takes inevitable step toward becoming human billboard

FIRST

what an idiotic whore

... lame.

*WHORE*

PICS NOT LOADING!!!....

The girl may be a douche but she is fine as Hell in my book. My book doesn't include Homos and liars.
I still hope she walks into a train though.

Heidi is a walking genius, not a walking billboard.

Ten beautiful fingers, each painted with a small advertisement means money for each advertisement, times ten. Heidi is certainly a defined woman with beauty but also a defined woman with smarts.

Randal

Much better. I'm with others, she is indeed a stupid whore -might add 'label whore' too. I like/own Chanel things too, but i'm not going walk around like 'oMg, I lUv DiS bRanD!!' (Unless there's a contract) ;)
She's ugly, everything about her. Teeth, chin, eyes, nose oh and her PINK pale skin. Sick!

Randal, I highly doubt the company would spend a dime on someone like Heidi.

Whatever happened to the embargo?

I heard she went to finger f**** herself afterwards...

probably only $3k

That's really classy. If Coco Chanel was still alive she'd barf.

UMMMMM I think the ridiculous necklace "SPEIDI" she is wearing should be addressed more than those stupid claws of hers!!!!

Heidi does not have enough class to promote chanel. shame on her!

who is annie lahey?

her nails always look so nice, better than anyone elses

#7, well said, she & spencer are working it for all it is worth. you ahve to admire that

Talentless whore. Why paint the logo unless they are paying you to do it?

she might be talentless, but be whore.. but id still hit it.

i hate when food and crap get stuck in acrylic nails.

And here we see Heidi, in her ever continuing cause to show those with lock jaw how to open wide.

I thought you were finished with telling us about this useless girl.... I'm never reading The Superficial again.

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

This is exactly like that time when warriors defending their land painted themselves in colors representing their homeland. Some of them decided that they would use the color blue. Their sworn enemies got wind of their use of the color blue and painted themselves blue and went into battle. Nobody knew who anybody was so they all just ended up killing each other without knowing who the hell was winning. In the end, stupidity triumphed over all.

@7, Randall, Chanel doesn't need advertising from that idiot. She is just doing it for attention (shocker!) and to see if she can get free stuff from Chanel after that. I really doubt Chanel will be sending her free clothes anytime soon.

#24 - wait... it's not THE Commish? Is it? Not the one with the Guats? No, it can't be..

i'd hit it then hate myself immediately aftert

i'd hit it then hate myself immediately after

Does she even know that Chanel didn't offer her money to do that? This girl has got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse...

I bet Spencer got his nails done too, only he made a backdoor exit.

Wait a minute.....are you REALLY the Commish? THE Commish? If so, what tragedy befell you around Thanksgiving????????? Hmm???

Hello Richport's Ghost.

her chin IS HUGE

She is a typical attention whore stupid white girl!

She looks the masked killer from the Scream movies!!!

#31 - JRZ!!! I know what tragedy befell her, but really, did she really have to take out that whole police station?

Hey, Commish is perfectly within her Constitutional rights to own those shotguns and rifles, Richport's Ghost.....they shouldn't have scuffed up her Louboutins the big brutes!

Stop posting about Heidi!

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop posting about her!!!
NOBODY FUCKING CARES!!!!

eeek! classless, gauche, completely lacking in subtlety.

so basically, just another day in the life of heidi montag.

Actually. Know what I think we need?

SPEIDI: THE MOVIE.

"Too many brain cells? Lose 'em quick! Success stories include entire hypothalamus, cerebra, gone in a matter of hours!"

"WhoCares paints her nails"

Not even a booty shot to ease my pain. =(

Why are you showing pics of her Fish?

I love where the shoot took place. Check the cars on the window. Just come out of a pawn shop when the paps 'surprised' you honey?

Dr. N

Why are you showing pics of her Fish?

I love where the shoot took place. Check the bars on the window. Just come out of a pawn shop when the paps 'surprised' you honey?

Dr. N

typos ftw

I DON'T SEE BIKINI PICS HERE!! STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS IDIOT (UNLESS YOU CAN SEE HER BOD)

I thought we were only going to see this piece of shit, if she were in a bikini? I don't see a bikini in these pictures. She is doing blow job mouth, so maybe that counts?

ummmm Commish, how is this like "that time" with the warriors???

Heidi Montag

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

Her hands are bony, and she has fat ugly knuckles. And let's not forget she's a dumb cunt too.

She also has terrible taste in sunglasses

I just want her thighs to blow up really big. And all of a sudden. I want her to wake up one morning and be uncomprehending why she has to waddle.

Her anoos is like that of 7yr old boy.
I like very much make love to it.

Her face in that picture reminds me of the mask from "Scream"!

A role model for young woman everywhere, with the subtle feminine grace of a young Audrey Hepburn. http://trendliest.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/heidi-montag-pink-bikini.jpg

does she really have a necklace with her name on it? im pretty sure initial and name accessories are not in fashion anymore. get over yourself. you and your 'husband' make me sick with his stupid flesh toned beard.

She looks like the Scream dude in that first picture.
I hate those sunglasses she's wearing. Ick.

Chanel has become so tacky, and we can all thank Karl Lagerfeld. He actually considered hiring Lindsay Lohan as the face of the brand, lol.

When, exactly, did this site turn into TMZ? This is the same type of fucking garbage they post on a daily basis. Stop it.

Give her some points for being daring!

She really does have a large chin. She could serve a breakfast buffet on that thing. You would think she would try to shadow it or constantly put her hands on it in the "hmmm" position. God she's so stupid.

She really does have a large chin. She could serve a breakfast buffet on that thing. You would think she would try to shadow it or constantly put her hands on it in the "hmmm" position. God she's so stupid.

Is spencer(-hogan) advertising for FAGGOT-TATTOOS with the madden-boy's?

Yeah I know #57. Not to sound discriminating against gingers, but spotted ginger women is the LAST thing that comes to mind when I think of Chanel. She just doesn't have the physical requirements nor elegance to be a spokeswoman of such legendary brand.

Oh and wtf is up with this post, I thought there was some kind of deal about not posting this useless couple.

The poor girl is just confused. The big picture here is not her nails that just happened to be painted with Channel's logo, (rolls eyes) it's that Heidi is attempting to flip off the paps but she couldn't remember which finger to use. So in her haste and "confusededednesss" she attempted to give a 5-finger fuck-you. On each hand. Cuz she's witty like that.

Honestly, given size of that gaping maw, she could probably swallow an entire keilbasa while smoking a cigar and playing a tuba.

I work for StyleLIST and a fellow writer actually called Chanel and they said there is no way in f*cking hell they would ever allow such a tacky ass thing to go down in their salons. Ok, maybe not those EXACT words but something like that. So for those of you that need it in layterms: That means it isn't even a real Chanel manicure. The b*tch just made that shit up for attention. PATHETIC much?

There's that fucking gaping maw again.

damn if Fish don't start another mr. and miss douchebag thread for 2009!

She's not in a bikini, or sticking her ass out at the camera. That's lame.

What's funny and I'm only coming by to tell you jerks this, if you really don't like her, don't click on her story!

They don't care that you hate her, they only care that she brings you to the pages!

The best way to make her go away, is to STOP clicking on her photos and telling everyone how much you hate her. What a bunch of dumb asses you guys are!

What's funny and I'm only coming by to tell you jerks this, if you really don't like her, don't click on her story!

They don't care that you hate her, they only care that she brings you to the pages!

The best way to make her go away, is to STOP clicking on her photos and telling everyone how much you hate her. What a bunch of dumb asses you guys are!

What's funny and I'm only coming by to tell you jerks this, if you really don't like her, don't click on her story!
They don't care that you hate her, they only care that she brings you to the pages!
The best way to make her go away, is to STOP clicking on her photos and telling everyone how much you hate her. What a bunch of dumb asses you guys are!

beautiful i love you

Angelina beautiful i love you

Last time i checked, Superfish had some criteria for posting about Heidi which clearly isn't met here!! I'm willing to forgive though in return for adjectives like heaving. That's awesome.
I'm STILL laughing about her birthday or anniversary pictures or some shit, where she opens her present of shoes at 2 seperate photo locations and looks just as surprised each time. Maybe Spencer put a turd in the second one for a laugh and she couldn't break character so she pretended it was shoes. FAIL

Hottest human billboard I have ever seen, I'm in.