Jan 8 2009Drew Barrymore attempts to pick up Kevin Connolly - literally. He's very small.

Drew Barrymore is looking to add "Elf Fucker" to her resume. She was recently seen hitting on Entourage star Kevin Connolly who wanted nothing to do with that, according to The National Enquirer:

Drew, 33, and Kevin, 34, were spotted having drinks together at the Laurel Tavern in Studio City, Calif, on Dec. 21. While Drew poured on the charm with touchy-feeling gestures, Kevin played it cool and barely showed her any affection at all.
“Drew was practically throwing herself at Kevin,” an eyewitness revealed. “They were at the tavern for almost two hours, and Drew was definitely the one initiating all the physical contact.”

You know, I really shouldn't make fun of Drew Barrymore. She's out there providing a charitable service to actors who would otherwise never get laid. Your Justin Longs, Tom Greens and an apparently picky Kevin Connolly. Beggars can't be choosers, dawg.

Excuse me while I close my garage door on my hands for that last sentence. Bad Superficial Writer. Bad. No.

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I could really care less about her in the least. She is aging rapidly. The whore.

Her tits are starting to head south. I know she is into midget bowling so that could be the explanation here.

Eat it FIRST.

Boo ya...

I liked Drew with Justin the best. I have a video of them kissing and they looked so in love.

See-
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=2701
Anyone think they will get back together?

I hear Verne Troyer is looking for a new squeeze.

/praying for Mimi

Drew is a no talent skank with obvious emotional issues. Connelly is a no-talent ass clown with short man syndrome but is a big pussy so all he just gets his ass beat alot. He must give great head to Marky Mark for him to be starring on his show whilst sucking so badly at his profession.

Speaking of whores, Drew's got a new dick in her every 5 minutes, how come no one, besides me, calls her a big fat sloppy whore?

I bet mimi would think Drew looked better if she was covered in duck sauce.

Where did her super nice rack go to?

She used to have nice titties, now she's got nothing.

Some of you cattle should really get lives. Nothing better to do than make fun of a lady? I guess most of you wouldn't even know what a real one was.

She is an ugly, lumpy, pasty sack. I'm sure "E" can do better than that. I don't blame him for passing.

Now here is a young lady at the top of her class!

Except for Charlies Angels, Drew has continued to display her strong acting skills and cute demeanor ever since Firestarter, still a classic to this day. Her young, playful style suits her well and I look forward to her next summer hit.

Randal

Speaking of fluffers, cant blame Connolly whats in it for him besides a beat up snatch...

@1 - How much less COULD YOU CARE?

The proper phrase is COULDN'T care less.

You are all fucked . This is one of the sexiest women in hollywood. I am going to find some nudes of her and go spank.

I'd still hit that.

Every nacht is Walpurgisnacht with lil' Drew Barrymore.

Hey 14 ole buddy ya'll aint really that interested in ever little thang we say here are ya? Jesus get a life.

is it just me or did she lose 45 pounds?

I'd say HOORAY FOR BOOTY!!!! here but i see none just a hella big chin

I call bs, aren't they both in an upcomiing movie with Jennifer "I date costars and dusche bag singers for publicity" Maniston?

Mimi=Irony

In the second pic drew looks like the retarded guy from that Cher movie..

Actually #14, the expression is 'I could care less'. Fucking look it up. If you're going to make fun of other people, at least know what you're talking about.

I saw them together at a bar in Glendale this past Saturday. They seemed like they were just friends though and shes VERY tiny in person. So is he LOL.

She looks allot like Julianne Moore in the pics above.

I agree with number 14, THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY ON-LINE. THAT AND WHEN PEOPLE MIX UP YOUR AND YOU'RE ...ARRGGGHHH

# 24 IS WRONG. I JUST ARGUED ABOUT THIS WITH SOMEONE ELSE. STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.

THINK OK??

I COULD CARE LESS...DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. MEANS I COULD IN FACT CARE LESS.
I COULDN'T MEANS..I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS. IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO.

DUH

The must go for a showbizz-career.
THEY SIMPLY MUST FEEL IMPORTANT!!(in lenght they are nobodies)

.................Imagine tommy cruise as a farmer, folks?

Wow when humans banter about like they do here, are they not understood for their semantics or does the synatax have to be perfect for the dyslectic retards to comprehend?
I aint got nuthing else to say.

I lie. I love the little insects that point out every spelling error as though any of us here including the author of the site take any stock in this nonsense.

She was sorta cute when she was 19 or so but she's starting to look "grandma-ish" already in the face. She'd better find a soul mate quick before she ends up with dudes like Mickey Rourke.

I like Drew alot; she's one of the very few Hollywood biatches who hasn't got fake boobs and fish lips. Connelly looks like a tight ass.

BTW, grammar police, get some lives.

#28 is spot on.

I hate reading "I could care less", when it clearly should be "I couldn't care less". Retards.

I couldn't care less... http://able2know.org/topic/59924-1

#34 - What about "I could give a fuck"?

She couldn't pick him up cause he's gay.
Gay! Get it Drew? Not Bi...Gay!
and who gives a flying fuck anyway?

You guys are all fucking retards. I didn't say it makes sense. I said that's the god damned expression.


http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-ico1.htm

And #30, shut the fuck up.

She is not a sloppy fat whore!!!!!!
Drew IS hot and natural and she can have as many men as she wants without being called a fat sloppy whore
Retards

Maybe he doesn't like women who smell like cigarettes.

Drew is lovely. She has done well and could do much better than the men she dates.

It is hilarious to read you queens calling her names like "fat" and "sloppy whore"- like any of you sad losers get a say in who pity fucks you. Look in the mirror before opening your ugly mouths.

Angelina beautiful i love you

Way to go E!! Pass that fat whore up!!!! Saggy tits = PUKE

WOW!!!!! #25 CINDY!!!!! Congratufuckinglations on being a no one in Hollywood and gives a fuck about your comment!!!!!!

Drew Barrymore and Connolly? Entourage cameo?

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