Jan 28 2009Ashlee Simpson defends her big sister

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Ashlee Simpson took to her blog to defend Jessica Simpson's honor which I assumed got mistaken for a Ho-Ho because I'm a terrible person:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

Yeah, I'm with you, Ashlee. How dare FOX News run a headline about your sister's weight? That's my job! Do I report the news solely from a blatant Republican viewpoint? Shit no. So let's try and maintain some boundaries, people. For journalism's sake.

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1. snoopie85 - January 28, 2009 10:03 AM

Size 2......hmmmm.......maybe a 6 not a 2. But who really cares about JS or AS? I mean blah blah blah....but yet I felt the need to comment.....LOL

2. Hattie - January 28, 2009 10:04 AM

Size 2? I don't think so

3. Ludimila - January 28, 2009 10:04 AM

Size 2 my ass!!

4. Vinnie MIchaels - January 28, 2009 10:05 AM

For a (semi-talented??) girl who got famous mostly because she was hot (see Dukes of Hazzards, well, maybe don't watch the movie, just freeze-frame her scenes), Yes, Ashley, her weight should be scrutinized. If she hit the scene like a ton of bricks (or as depicted above, a ton of Jessica), she would never have gotten anywhere, and then neither would you have, ASHley

5. Antoine - January 28, 2009 10:05 AM

I seriously doubt that Jessica is a size 2.....but nice try Ashlee!

6. It's Me Fuckers - January 28, 2009 10:05 AM

she is far from fat. Bigger then what she normally is. That is just the worst outfit to ever wear because it makes the 15 lbs you gained look like 50 lbs. Not fat but still fuckin stupid. You just can't hide her stupidity.

7. Dr. Awesome - January 28, 2009 10:08 AM

Who let my 2nd grade teachers, circa 1988, dress the elder Simpson sister for this concert? Shame shame this style didn't last.

8. James - January 28, 2009 10:08 AM

If she is a size 2, then I sure as hell would not want to see what a size 3 and above looks like!

9. Jesse - January 28, 2009 10:09 AM

She's like a size 10 easily. Which isn't fat, because I'm a size 10.. but compared to what she was.. ouch.

10. Jesse - January 28, 2009 10:09 AM

She's like a size 10 easily. Which isn't fat, because I'm a size 10.. but compared to what she was.. ouch.

11. Jose - January 28, 2009 10:10 AM

Ashley my dear, you and your sis happened to choose a job field that requires you to be in the public eye and demands a certain degree of fitness. What do ya want, this is show business. You and your sister have made a huge sum of money off of your looks and sex appeal so dont cry now when the public notices some weight gain. If you ask me its all premeditated bullshit anyway, maybe Jess wants to stay relevant in the tabloids, cuz it doesnt seem that her "talent" is working out for her. Maybe she'll be in People magazine in a month with the headlines "How she lost the weight!". Whatever the reason, it doesnt take much to see you've put on a few pounds, that being said, why in the world would you wear an outfit that accentuates it. The show biz world is ridiculous anyway, but dont jump into it feet first, make millions and then whine when some wieght gain is noticed. Yes, in the real world, if someone wants to value someone on 10-20 lbs, they are shallow wastes of space. But you arnt, you've chosen to be famous, now deal with it.

12. Sportsdvl - January 28, 2009 10:11 AM

Who decided that it was a good idea to let Ashley or Jessica ever speak??

13. jimmy - January 28, 2009 10:12 AM

Size 2 ？？？
I'm not sure about that!! maybe now she is a fully-qualified cougar like others on ==== AgelessMate.com===? or maybe hot cougars there are much more hottier!! LOL

14. wtf - January 28, 2009 10:13 AM

wah wah wah
you know what fuckers?? If you and your fat ass sister don't want to be scrutinized, then don't try to become famous!! Jesus
J S and A S and ALL celebrities deserve to be scrutinized if they get fat. Why? Because unlike a normal person, who has a job and school and a life that may prevent them from losing weight, celebrities JOBS are to LOOK GOOD. They have all the time and money in the world to spend on personal trainers, nutritionists etc so there is NO EXCUSE for them to get fat. If your job was to deliver mail and you suddenly stopped doing that or did a bad job you would be fired and criticized by your boss. Stupid bitches want to be famous for nothing but their t and a they better be prepared to maintain that t and a.
and btw I am a girl, so don't try to say that I am insensitive to women's psyches and what not.

15. Parker - January 28, 2009 10:13 AM

Obviously her sister is deluding herself. This isn't about Jessica's weight. It's about the pants. The godawful pants. Who sat down one day and thought, "gee if I designed a pair of pants like this people would love them."?

If Jessica promised never to wear them again I'd happily douche her in the pooper. She has a great ass.

16. sid - January 28, 2009 10:13 AM

i hate to say it but shes right, i mean 85% of americans are over weight lol
#10- im a size 9 and let me tell you, i dont spill over fat anywhere... shes no sizetwo but deff a 9/10
anyway wtf is up with fox...? slow news day?

17. bakinmycake - January 28, 2009 10:14 AM

Fat people contribute to global warming. And as oBAMA rolls out his plan to save the ship, reducing emmissions, global warming and the size of JS's arse are on top of the list.

Fat people also cost more to insure as well as medicate.

18. STFUP - January 28, 2009 10:14 AM

I reiterate from yesterday - Jess is f'n HOT!

I can't stand 'stick' women. I like how she looks like a REAL woman - voluptuous & beautiful.

I'd f'n hit that all night long!

19. Dancer - January 28, 2009 10:18 AM

Size 2 my ASS.

Well, not her ass.

20. Hi - January 28, 2009 10:21 AM

She is only 5'2ish! So being a size 2 is believable, but you can't try to claim she isn't chubby when she has FAT PEOPLE FINGERS! She's only wearing a thumb ring because none of her other rings fit.

21. Duh - January 28, 2009 10:22 AM

"with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country"
That lie proves this whole article a hoax.

22. kimo - January 28, 2009 10:22 AM

I think it is funny how "celebs" blaime all the poor reporting on FOX News hahaha dumb bitch CNN and MSNBC and BBC covered it to hahahahaha

23. MassGrrl - January 28, 2009 10:24 AM

I'm amazed by how well Ashlee writes, compared with, say, Lilo. She does have a point, after all. Why is Jessica Simpson's weight being covered on FoxNews? The Superficial, sure. But a "news" channel?

However, Jessica is not a size 2 right now.

24. Chaz - January 28, 2009 10:26 AM

It's ironic to hear Ashlee Simpson complaining that the media focuses too much on looks after she had massive surgery to correct her ugliness.

25. AteIsEnough - January 28, 2009 10:28 AM

I'll pretend to believe Jes is a size 2 if you pretend to believe my joint is 12 inches long! ha-ha, size 2....right. Don't get me wrong, lose the God-Awful jeans and I'd still spank her - getting thinker but still a babe!

26. carlos - January 28, 2009 10:28 AM

I think she looks fine, spectacular even,
her voice was amazing that day

27. AteIsEnough - January 28, 2009 10:28 AM

28. anna - January 28, 2009 10:29 AM

She's got a point, because of sutch headlines some girls hunger themselves out till they look like lindsay lohan lately

29. Yes my comment is long, congratulations on being observant - January 28, 2009 10:30 AM

I'm so fucking sick of this shit. Why are celebrities always lying about their weight and height? Oh right because they are so egotistical they can barely function. I'm 5'4" (so in Hollywood terms I'm 5'6") and I weighed myself this morning and I'm 104.4 on my digital scale, yeah it's a little skinny, but I've been sick so what can you do. I am an actual size 0 to 2 depending on the brand ( I have a bust too, but I also have a butt thankfully). It just angers me when a 5'2" girl who weighs at least 130 says she's a size 2, just like Jennifer Love Hugeportions. Where the fuck do these girls shop Liesrusforfatties where they remove the big old 1 on all the sizes so a size 12 is a size 2 and so forth...

Neither of these girls gave a shit about "healthy body images" and "we come in all shapes and sizes love yourself" bullshit when they weighed around 100 pounds and were skanked out all over maxim and in their crappy movies washing cars in bikini's and showing off like crazy so don't pretend you're a friend to the fat girls now that you've porked out yourself when you know damn well that when you did have "it" you flaunted"it" all over the place shamelessly and those fat girls you pretend to care about now and the skinny ones too you weren't exactly helping them have positive body images. Girls like this now damn well how insecure they make other girls feel and they have no guilt about it and I am not saying they should but don't pretend that you actually believe beauty comes in all shapes and sizes when you were promoting ONE ideal for years without any thought to the fatties and anorexic girls you now claim to care about in your heffer stage and that fucking goes for you too Tyra Banks.

I love how Ashley Simpson cares about what's relevant because it;'s not like she and her sister are useless bags of crap like almost all celebrities who are beyond vapid and encourage and promote the most worthless brainless form of human existence and sell it like crack to tweens, teen and brainless women. I love when a CELEBRITY (worlds most useless thing) rants about "lets focus on things that matter". Hello you;re a fucking celebrity, your sole purpose is to promote exactly the opposite and to go and talk to magazines about what kind of lip gloss and jeans you like and to promote greed vanity and uselessness until you are to fat and ugly to push your agenda of blatant uselessness. Which by the fucking way is right now, it's now Tyra, Jennifer and Jessica S. JHang it up already and let some other worthless girl whose been told she's pretty a few too many times squeeze her giant ego around Hollywood until her ass starts to match it and she has to be replaced. That's the cycle of life for worthless women who have nothing else to offer than their looks, fuck didn't you parents teach you anything?

30. Photoshop Police - January 28, 2009 10:31 AM

Fox News is not a real news outlet either, Fish. :-p

Ashley needs a reality check.
We DO hold celebrities to a different standard, especially when they are marketing themselves as sex symbols. You can't have it both ways!

The only excusable reason for Jessica Simpson to be gaining that much weight is if she is pregnant, so 'fess up already or stay away from cameras!

On a side note... I'd still hit that.

31. Lesley Trimming - January 28, 2009 10:34 AM

Excuse me...that is Jessica Simpson....who I personally love...even when she is a little curvier. Really, Ashley is right, we are sending the wrong message to young girls if we call this fat!!

32. JDouble - January 28, 2009 10:34 AM

Seriously, from the Dukes of Hazard video to this? She gained like 40 lbs in the past 2 months? Wierd shit.

33. Fat Chicks Suck - January 28, 2009 10:34 AM

She had to post that "size 2" comment just to stir things up more. She must like seeing her sister get insulted. She is nowhere near a size 2. I would say at the ABSOLUTE smallest she is a size 8...which doesn't look good on her. With 100% certainty I can say she is overweight.

34. JDouble - January 28, 2009 10:37 AM

After this shit storm she'll be all anorecsic like all the other useless bimbos in Hollywood. I'd rather have do hands full of ass than a boney tailbone jabbing me.

35. lizzy - January 28, 2009 10:37 AM

okay, she's definitely not a size 2... i'd say a 6 to be fair because she is short so the weight looks like more than it is.

but ashlee is such a fucking loser. how could SHE say ANYTHING? she obviously knows how important it is to be in top shape, otherwise, she wouldn't have lost a bunch of weight herself, gotten a fucking NOSEJOB, and went back to long blonde hair. remember in marie claire when she said she loved herself the way she was? and wouldn't get a nosejob? hypocrite, again and again.

jessica's entire career was built on the fact that she had a fantastic body and a ditzy personality. and now that she lost her body... and no one thinks she funny anymore... it's over. she needs to disappear with tony romo, and live off her millions in the middle of nowhere texas.

36. size 2 cutie - January 28, 2009 10:38 AM

Sorry Ashley. Your sister is NOT a size 2. I am 5'2" and I am a size 2. I can tell from experience that Jessica is about 150 pounds right now. She is probably a size ten or twelve. I do feel sympathetic to Jessica as she seems like a nice person and the media is being very harsh. On the other hand, it's an extraordinarily unflattering outfit, especially for a person who is naturally curvaceous. I have a more "boyish" figure, but Jessica has big boobs, small waist and curvy hips and rear, so high-waisted jeans are a terrible choice-- shame on your stylist. And yes, when you are a celebrity, people expect you to be thin and perfect all the time. If you don't like the criticism, please cover up or stay out of the limelight-- if for nothing but your own good mental health!

37. lizzy - January 28, 2009 10:39 AM

okay, she's definitely not a size 2... i'd say a 6 to be fair because she is short so the weight looks like more than it is.

38. lizzy - January 28, 2009 10:39 AM

okay, she's definitely not a size 2... i'd say a 6 to be fair because she is short so the weight looks like more than it is.

39. JDouble - January 28, 2009 10:39 AM

Yeah right. Like Tony will keep her fat ass around.

40. 10pound - January 28, 2009 10:42 AM

stfu fatty

41. BIFF - January 28, 2009 10:43 AM

she looks like beth from dog the bounty hunter! which of course means... HOT!

42. Deacon Jones - January 28, 2009 10:47 AM

@16

Dude, it's Foxnews.

Look at one of their lead stories right now on their homepage, It's about a guy getting a job for starting a food fight.

43. drewski2u - January 28, 2009 10:53 AM

Let's get real folks, is the issue really the weight here?

Maybe.

Is it the gawdawful granny pants?

Probably.

Or is it those two horrific leopard pattern belts that she's wearing?

Bingo!
I mean, WTF?!? One is bad enough by far, but that apparently wasn't cutting it. Still had some gut left hanging out. At that point I'm sure she felt fortunate she had purchased two of 'em at the dollar store that morning. Take a deep breath, double those fuckers up, and voila!

Next time she should just opt for a weightlifter's belt.

44. bar room hero - January 28, 2009 10:55 AM

Those pants are nasty...

45. no Assley, no - January 28, 2009 10:58 AM

I love it when celbrities pertend they give a shit about healthy body images only when they are conveniantly fat themselves. Ya Jessica and Ashley you both really gave a shit about love yourself at any size and all that fat acceptance crap when you were dieting like crazy for your music videos or to wash a car in a damn bikini. Celebrities want it all and it disgusts me, they want to vent and blab about their PRIVATE life to any magazine that will listen on reality shows and on Oprah's couch and then demand PRIVACY, yeeah that makes sense, I know more about some celebrities lives then my own family members, because celebs just won't shut up about every single experience they've ever had and use everything possible to promote themselves and sell themselves anf then are surprised when they no longer have a private life and pretned to be victims of the paparazzi. You're all fame whores what the fuck did you expect would happen.
These idiots want to be revered for their above average looks and they want to be handed undeserved millions and fame and respect for accomplishing and contributing NOTHING of value in this world and using their looks as a vehicle to ascend to the top of mount Vapidvanityfamewhore and then when they sit up top like the gods on mount olympus they think they are they still want all the adoration of the past even though their ass is now olympic sized and their looks, which is all they ever had to offer, are gone. Soerry phonies that ain't the way it works, you sold yourself to the public for the empty trappings of fame, we own you and we say you suck now.

Celebs get platic surgery, allow themselves to be photoshopped into a disney cartoon and blantantly promote, have stylist, traners, chefs, the most expensive beauty products and do anything and EVERYTHING to try to sell the "look at me I'm perfect" lie and then when they can't pull it off anymore they scream "hey I'm human cut me some slack" um I don't fucking think so you made your bed of egotistical lies now sleep in it alone (they always end up alone because people this vain are unlovable) even thought you are too fat to fit in it. You made this your life, deal with it.

P.S. Of course Ashley wants to defend her sisters weight, she's trying to make sure she stays fat. "oh Jessica you look great, they're just jealous, here have these deep fried cheeotes I made you). Ashley always was the ugly one and now she's thniking here's my chance to come out from behind Jessica's shadows, which these days may take a while since she's bloking out the sun, but my dog pete can help me he's a good little pug.

46. Mr.Peanut - January 28, 2009 10:59 AM

HAHAHAHA....Size 2......HAHAHAHAHA...That's a good one!!

47. goose - January 28, 2009 10:59 AM

i think jessica is getting ready to be on vh1's celebrity weight loss show with other d-list has beens!
since she can't sing, act, or doing anything really, getting fat and dieting by inserting finger down throat might be something she's good at!
i will give her credit, she had a hot body in dukes of hazzard.

48. Hey Ashlee - January 28, 2009 11:01 AM

Ashlee Simpson seems to forget that the only reason anyone ever hired her sister for a movie is because she was hot. She wasn't in the Dukes of Hazzard film because she was a master thespian.

So, the fact that she is no longer hot - in fact fat as a fucking hippo - IS news. It means that she has effectively retired from show business, as no one will ever hire that giant ass in the role of "hot blonde" again.

PS - Even President Obama was overheard saying "Damn, that chick is fat."

49. uncurled - January 28, 2009 11:03 AM

size 2?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I don't think so....... I'm a size two, how come I don't have chunks of fat hanging outa MY clothes???

if she's a size two then I'm the queen of england.

50. fucking liar - January 28, 2009 11:03 AM

size 2??????

Um so what the fuck size are girls like Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman
size -10? Sorry liars but they don't make negative clothing sizes YET, maybe the new generation of Nicole Richie's will, but until now I'm afraid you're shit out of luck and caught in a big FAT lie.

51. p0nk - January 28, 2009 11:04 AM

Jennifer Love-Cheezeburger was also this magical size 2.

52. Mal Gusto - January 28, 2009 11:05 AM

"How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves"....Helluvan example Ashlee sets with all her plastic surgery. And the comment about "what if it was your wife..." If my wife went in public looking like that FAT pig Jessica, she and I would have a long sit down talk. Jesus jumpin Christ! those jeans! Ewww!

53. Has anyone seen Joey's Thanksgiving pants...? ... - January 28, 2009 11:06 AM

If the standard body image was the same for celebrities as it was for everybody else, nobody would be considered *hot and famous*!

And where were Ashley's stretchy pants when she made it big? .... oh, right... she didn't own stretchy pants until she became pregnant because if she did, the (teen-pop image-obsessed) fan club she has now would never have bought her albums to begin with.

Celebrities only throw around positive words about larger body images when they themselves weigh higher than the anorexic standard found in hollywood.

Let's face it, most celebrities will eventually make it into one of two categories:
1) Fat - from excessive drinking, lack of exercise, poor diet. This phenomenon occurs when their careers start to tank.
2) Resembling the undead - due to the lines of coke snorted when their careers are on the rise and they feel uber-egotistical; or, when people start to care a little less and adopt the "I'm gonna do crazy shi^& in public because I am uber-starved for attention" phenomenon.

Whichever path a celebrity chooses, in the end *most* will eventually go crazy anyways. Notice there are more trips down memory lane with the celebrities we watched smashing umbrella's and licking vodka/redbull off the floor??

This is the lifestyle that celebrities have chosen. If they can't deal with it when mother nature and negative publicty kicks in, they should consider spending their xxxx-amount of dollars on a decent education and get a job like everybody else instead of whining about how unfair and cruel life is.

54. ggggggggg - January 28, 2009 11:06 AM

i think she's fat, but i love how so many girls on here start their posts with "i'm a size 2" it's pretty fucking rare for a girl to be a size 2 or 0, only really skinny or fit people like celebrities are usually a size 2, so I find it hard to believe that so many girls reading this site are a size 2. You can call her fat even if you're not a size 2, you don't need to preface everything with that to make yourself feel better about reaming her out.
and btw, pointing out what your weight or size is also doesn't enhance or make your point any more relevant, it's just a way to try and brag about yourself.

55. taha! - January 28, 2009 11:10 AM

bad pants don't make your face look fat!!
size 2???? hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!

56. size 2 cutie - January 28, 2009 11:16 AM

@54.

Sorry you are having a fat year. Lots of people are a size 2. They're called New Yorkers. Get over yourself.

57. Tapeworm - January 28, 2009 11:17 AM

Ha ha ha .... Jessica sure is her BIIIIIGGGG sister!

58. shut up Ashley - January 28, 2009 11:20 AM

Oh great here we go, now Jessica is going to put out some video of her trying to squeeze into the biggest size 2 jeans on the planet. Well Jess if you shop at K-mart where they cater to the morbidly obese you may find a size 2 that will fit you, unfortunately in the real world it would be a size 12 so it doesn't really count.
When irrelevant people whose entire lives are based on being useless fame money and attention driven whores lecture people on focussing on what really matters it's almost to hilarious to handle. Ashley if you and your sister were doctors, scientist, police officer, firefighters I could go on.. Then you could say something about this, but since you are part of the sick world of Hollywood that promotes all that is vapid and worthless vanity and greatly contributes to the increasing stupidity, greed, and uselessness of society and since you and almost all celebrities are the definition of useless, worthless, egotistical, greedy and shallow and vapid I'd say you're a big FAT fucking hypocrite and it's time to shut up and maybe just maybe try doing something useful with your life and contributing to society (say use your millions to help a hospital instead of buying another mansion and some new 500 shoes with it)and p.s popping out a bastard child because you're too stupid to actually get married and have some alone time with your husband before you put on the incredibly exhausting and demanding parent hat doesn't count (ya that's going to end nicely), any fertile woman can do that.

If you want to lecture people on what matters try using your undeserved d class fame and unearned wealth (when you make 100 times more that a life saving firefighter for being a crappy poppy singer ya you haven't earned a dime) and actually really give back to society and try to do something with your life, then maybe you can have something to say about what really matters, but while you remain a giant part of all that doesn't matter in the world you should keep your mouth shut and stop yourself from looking like a bigger idiot then you already do. Also if loving yourself for who you are naturally is so important why'd you get your nose fixed and btw you forget to obligatory chin job, you kinda need it.

59. SATAN - January 28, 2009 11:25 AM

she's so unattractive now...

i'd still probably sprinkle garlic and marinara sauce all over my cock and tell her it was a new oversized sausage popsicle and then nut so hard in her eye that her retina became detached.

60. Camel - January 28, 2009 11:26 AM

"Big" Sister... HAHAHAHAHAHA!

61. mamamiasweetpeaches - January 28, 2009 11:27 AM

Yeah, Ashlee...women come in all differents hapes and sizes and we should totally embrace that.
Then why, pray tell, did you shave off your Ray Romano nose???

62. lies - January 28, 2009 11:32 AM

Exactly #53.

If this was EVER about healthy body images and all that crap they wouldn't make these long statements with LIES and pure hypocrisy. If your weight is all good then WHY are you lying about your size? It's nothing but vanity, their giant ego's get bruised so they get all mad and lie about what size they are. We aren't fucking blind retards we can see you've packed it on.

And P.S. To those complaining about people who say they are a size 2, when you take care of your body and work hard it's pretty fucking irritating when someone lies about what size they are and pretend to be the same size as you simply out of vanity and shameless narcissism. What people are trying to prove is that many girls are size 2 (don't know where you live that it;s so unusual) so they damn well know another size 2 when they see it. People are way to sensitive about this shit and why should people who take care of themselves have to be bashful about their size, especially when vain idiots are lying left and right, if anything that's what causes problems for young women and body images; celebrities insistence and trying to appear perfect and doing nothing short of blatantly lying simply to protect their own ego.

63. Ummm...yeah... - January 28, 2009 11:40 AM

Hahaha...Hahahaha....Hahahaha....
What a fucking joke!
Assley "no talent fucking a gay douchebag assclown"Simpleton is sticking up for her gigantic assed sister, Whorica "no talent fucking a gayer douchebag assclown" Simpleton.
ROFLMAO!!!
Doesn't get any better than this folks...
Somebody get me a gun...

64. Jadedkitten - January 28, 2009 11:42 AM

size 2 my fucking ass I'm 5'2 with 42 DD's and wear a size 4 so trust me when I say there's no fucking way she's a size 2 more like size 10-12

65. Ed. - January 28, 2009 11:42 AM

"A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read Fox News."

fixed.

66. TheTruthHurts - January 28, 2009 11:42 AM

Jessica Simpson was a celebrity because of what she looked like. She never could sing or act but guys got to fantasize when they saw her because she was pretty enough to spark those kind of fantasy's. If she freely chooses to be a baby beached whale then she will loose her celibrity status quick enough.

67. Rob - January 28, 2009 11:44 AM

This coming from a woman who was so concerned about others opinions that she had plastic surgery to fix the snoz!!

68. Dear Ashley - January 28, 2009 11:46 AM

That's right #61 and to add why did Ashley and Jessica both diet like crazy over the years. Jessica gave several interviews about how she was on a crazy exercise and diet regime for dukes of hazzard and had a trainer working her ass off to get to that wieght (funny many girls don't have to try so hard). Ashley also was a little tubby in the waiste for a while and then a few years back lost a good 15 pounds and was dieting quite a bit so I guess these rules of accepting oneself are only in effect when it's conveniant (ie when you're fat and haggard, but you still want the public's money for accomplishing nothing and no longer even looking good while you prance your talentless ass around which is FAT now btw).
Sorry bitches but that ani't the way fame works, you want respect for who you are not how you look well try getting a career that is based on actual talent and that actually contributes to society instead of getting one handed to you because of your appearance. See how that works? You have to EARN respect in this world. And just so you don't waste your time having your publicist write another rant for you, you can't go around sounding off about what really matters in the world when you are a useless celebrity whose entire life promotes and adds to all that is worthless and vapid in this world and expect people to listen to your lies and blantant hypocrisy.

P.S. Ashley you were NEVER hired for your intelligence or inner beauty because you have none to speak of, you were hired and rose to your d list celebrity because your sister was hot before she ate some toddlers at Denny's and even though you are still the ugly sister with a thick set of beer goggles or a good squint you almost passed for your sister. Know your place white trash.

69. Jake - January 28, 2009 11:47 AM

Wait, I get it - it's POWERS of 2. Not simply "size 2". So, for example, Jessica is still size 2 (now to the 3rd power). Same as Heifer Love Hewitt in her sausage-skin swimsuit.

70. Dee - January 28, 2009 11:47 AM

LOL what a phoney Ashlee is. Body image doesn't matter, yet she's had more plastic surgery then she can list. What a fucktard.

71. Sir Tweak - January 28, 2009 11:48 AM

Still hotter than most of the women on this planet. No problem with this....at all!!!

72. Dr. Phil - January 28, 2009 11:50 AM

With all due respect, Simpson girls, your self-esteem problems are caused by those late night bedroom visits by Homer...err, I mean, Papa Joe.

73. Case - January 28, 2009 11:50 AM

WTF does her sisters appearance have to do with the current political situation in this country? Get off the fucking political bandwagon and come back to reality. Obama isnt going to wave his magic wand and make her thinner or make you any less a miserable person Trashlee Simpson.

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75. Morganzola - January 28, 2009 11:51 AM

@69. Jake -

Heh heh, I finally get it now. Does the same equation apply to Tyra Banks?

76. John Q. Public - January 28, 2009 11:53 AM

Simple rule: Two girls with marginal talent and attractiveness should not complain about or criticize the general public that has inexplicably has given them fame and fortune.

77. I Win At Life - January 28, 2009 11:54 AM

Wow, is it just me or is Jessica Simpson becoming this generation's Anna Nicole Smith? Pretty soon we are going to be seeing her on the Trimspa commercials and then Willa Ford is going to star as her in a made for TV movie.

78. Rachell - January 28, 2009 11:54 AM

Maybe she's a size 2 at Chico's. I can believe that :)

All that said, Ashlee has a point. With all that's going on in the world, it's sad to have a propoganda organ like Fox devoting (considerable) space to Jessica's weight gain.

79. Beth - January 28, 2009 11:55 AM

What Ashlee is trying to say is that she married a tiny fag and her fat sister is fucking a large fag.

80. FRIST!!! - January 28, 2009 11:58 AM

Fuck you all, I'm a size 5 to 7 depending on the brand and PROUD OF IT!!!!

Alright fuckit, I'm going on a diet..

81. check it out - January 28, 2009 11:59 AM

(from another blog; Justin = Timberlake)

[cellphone rings]
Tony: Fuck.
Justin: What’s up, man? We playing golf or taking phone calls?
Tony: It’s Jess
[cellphone rings]
Justin: …and then I jizzed in my pants.
Tony: Not cool, JT, not cool.
Justin: Whatever, you know you laughed.
[cellphone rings]
Tony: You got Romo!
Jess: [chews]
Tony: Hello?
Jess: [burps]
Tony: Jess?!
Jess: [chews while burping]
Tony: JESSICA!
Jess: [attempts to speak through mouth full of hush puppies] Pomy?
Tony: Jess?
Jess: [swallows] Hey, Tony!
Tony: Hey baby, are you uh…eating again?
Jess: Oh yeah. I’m performing at the Chili Cook-off in Florida! There’s so much food!
Tony: Well just go easy, baby, you know, everything in moderation and all that.
Jess: [ladles chili down throat] Moder-what-on?
Tony: Just remember what your agent said, you need to keep your physique for the sake of your acting career.
Jess: Well duh, that’s what I’m doing!
Tony: How’s that?
Jess: Well my agent told me about these two new biopic movies, and I’m s’posed to pick one to audition for.
Tony: Oh really? Who are the subjects?
Jess: Dolly Parton and Anna Nicole Smith.
Tony: Oh God.
Jess: [drinks room-temperature sour cream]
Tony: Which one did you pick, Jess?
Jess: [gargling] My girl Anna!
Tony: Oh dear God. Jess, are you sure about that?
Jess: Of course!
Tony: But I think you’d make a great Dolly Parton. She’s so nice and skinny like you used to be. And we just joined this new gym so you could get back in shape without poor people talking to you.
Jess: [swallows Merciless Pepper of Quetzlzacatenango] Uh-oh. I don’t feel so good.
Tony: Jess?
Jess: Bye bye Tony, Johnny Cash’s doggy is taking me to find my soulmate.
[hangs up]
Tony: But I’m your soulmate!
Justin: Dude, you’re gay.

82. Obama Skeptic - January 28, 2009 12:04 PM

Ah, yes, another stunning example of political brilliance from the Obama camp.

Let's see if I get this straight:

Obama is the president now, so we shouldn't care if Jessica Simpson gains 20 or 30 pounds. His magic healing powers will make all of this "like it never happened."

Can't argue with logic like that.

Nice to see that the people who run the largest nuclear power in the world were elected via this line of thought. Four years from now perhaps we can ask Tinkerbell "who would you vote for, Tink?"

Amazing...

83. Mark - January 28, 2009 12:04 PM

"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard."

There isn't a different standard for celebrities...with talent.

84. Ouisa - January 28, 2009 12:05 PM

Size 2, my Aunt Fannie... <_<

85. Sam - January 28, 2009 12:07 PM

#82 - here's a collection of the "thinking" of YOUR guy from the past 8 years.

(The following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush.)

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

86. Calvin Coolidge - January 28, 2009 12:10 PM

If that porky lass is a size 2, I'll eat my hat!

87. freeside - January 28, 2009 12:16 PM

What does fat Jessica have to do with the president?

88. Fashion Female - January 28, 2009 12:18 PM

Why is anyone watching Fox News?
Fox News is bogus.

Jessica either lose the weight or wear clothes that flatter your weight gain like plunging neck lines and A-Line dresses and skirts.

89. SueMe - January 28, 2009 12:23 PM

I completely agree with Ashlee on this one, and that's why Im sticking to my original opinion from yesterday. "It's called coming into your curves." Every single woman eventually comes into her curves when they become women. Some stars that are starving themselves look like they're trying too hard to be something they're not. Some women unfortunately grow into curves that are never going to be spotted and there for are straight up and down in the waist line. Congrats Jessica for growing into your womanly curves. It's nature, and people should get over it.

90. Allen's Woody - January 28, 2009 12:25 PM

Next stop:

Jenny Craig commercials and new spokeshole gig. Cha-Ching!

91. Kara - January 28, 2009 12:26 PM

OK Ashlee....but ya know you getting surgery because you are unhappy with your nose is a great message for teenage girls. Oh the irony...

92. Sexy Techy - January 28, 2009 12:28 PM

Size 0-2 means a female is underweight and looks like she has not reached puberty. Jessica looks like a size 10 right now. Perhaps expensive designer clothes take vanity sizing to the extreme and make a size 10 into a size 2. This is why some designers have created -0, -1, and -2 sizes lol!

I am 5'2" tall and weigh 106 pounds. I have never ever fit into a size 2; even when I was down to 100 pounds due to a stressful job. Depending on the brand I am either a size 4 or size 6. It would be nice if Ashley could have at least been honest about her sisters size. I know a lady who is 5'7" and wears a size 14 and looks fabulous. It all depends on the type of clothes one wears and where the fat gain is located to pull it off nicely.

93. Hannibal Lecter, M.D. - January 28, 2009 12:29 PM

In my professional medical opinion, Jessica is a laaaaarge girl...big through the hips...rrrrroomy.

94. Gabby - January 28, 2009 12:29 PM

These pics are photoshopped, people!! If you look at the pics of her elsewhere online from this concert, she has gained a bit but nowhere near as much as these pics show.

And really, who cares? She's a ditzy celebrity with an annoying voice - but she seems happy and someone out there must be able to stomach her caterwauling.

95. Guy - January 28, 2009 12:33 PM

I don't care what you faggots say, she may be a bit chunky but she looks smokin'

96. fact - January 28, 2009 12:36 PM

"growing into your womanly curves. It's nature, and people should get over it"

Americans are fatter than ever before. There's nothing natural about that.

We need to stop teaching "self-esteem" in our schools and start teaching science again.

97. duh - January 28, 2009 12:37 PM

She put on this weight in just a matter of weeks. Let's not pretend it's some type of normal metabolic aging process.

98. Doc - January 28, 2009 12:38 PM

#89 Sue Me

It is called eating to much and gaining weight. Most Americans are 30 pounds or more overweight and come up with the standard curves argument like you or "It is better than looking like a 12 year old boy" argument. The bottom line is Jessica is eating too much and not exercising. Americans quit making excusing for weight gain and take action now by practicing a healthy lifestyle.

99. Cball11 - January 28, 2009 12:43 PM

Why do celebrities keep referencing Obama?

100. Delgo - January 28, 2009 12:45 PM

hut hut hike.

101. #101 - January 28, 2009 12:46 PM

#99, cause Obama is a celebrity.

102. TAD PECKISH (food guru to the stars) - January 28, 2009 12:47 PM

IT REQUIRES TWO (2) BELTS. WOW!!!!

103. Jesse - January 28, 2009 12:48 PM

I think it's some type of white-pride statement on Jessica's part. Only white girls can gain 30 lbs and end up with a broad but flat, rectangular ass.

104. anicayo - January 28, 2009 12:50 PM

oooh my shit. this poor girl..the fact that her fattie sister cant stop shoving her face has NOTHING at all to do with the state of our country. & I looooove how these bitches try to say they're a size 2, first jennifer love, now her??....riiiight bitch, I'm a size 3 & there's noooo way fattie is skinnier than me!

105. Dëlgo, Fish should enable HTML - January 28, 2009 12:52 PM

"I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight."

106. doug - January 28, 2009 12:52 PM

size 2??? pshaaa

107. Dëlgo, Fish should enable HTML - January 28, 2009 12:54 PM

"I am completely disgusted by _____________________ my sister's weight."

108. SueMe - January 28, 2009 12:56 PM

#99 say what you want, but I disagree. If I thought the girl was fat then I'd admit that I think she's fat. All of us can get a little out of shape, and live sedentary lives, but she's not fat. I don't need to make excuses for anyone over weight, and could easily be a jerk and say that everyone who is heavier than myself is fat. Believe me that would be at least 90% or more of America, but that wouldn't be an accurate thing for me to say.

109. SPLIT DOG - January 28, 2009 12:58 PM

#102 IS THE MAN. LMFAO

110. gullible - January 28, 2009 12:59 PM

ZOMG! I like totally believe Ashlee!!! Her sister isn't fat! And her husband's stomach isn't filled with semen!

111. Nikky Raney - January 28, 2009 1:04 PM

I hate fox news.
I love the super fish.

112. Nikky Raney - January 28, 2009 1:05 PM

Play on words?
Ashlee Simpson defends her big sister.
...BIG

113. Hmm - January 28, 2009 1:05 PM

#85

I peed a little.

114. Mitch Haase - January 28, 2009 1:05 PM

Isn't Asslee using her sisters obesity to get her own name into the news? Who gives a shit about either one of these two no-talent whores?

Additionally, I would just like to say that I am not gay in any way, shape or form.

mitchhaase.blogspot.com

115. Jim - January 28, 2009 1:07 PM

#108 you're not helping anybody. This girl put on a lot of weight over a very short period of time. That's not good or healthy or natural, for anybody.

116. Giggles - January 28, 2009 1:17 PM

It is an unflattering photo. But more importantly, she can't sing to save her life.

117. Elle Diabla - January 28, 2009 1:18 PM

TO ANYONE WITH REPLIES LONGER THAN 5 SENTENCES OF ASSHOLE BABBLE:
****SHUT THEE FUCK UP + TL;DR*****

www.elestupidez.com

118. SueMe - January 28, 2009 1:24 PM

#115 we can just agree to disagree ok.

119. El devil Lady - January 28, 2009 1:28 PM

#92: I'm the same height/weight as you & I DO wear a size 0. I have no bones sticking out and some nice, healthy tits. Shut your porthole about your not hitting puberty shit. BTW: The only reason you're not wearing a freaking size 0 is because Walmart and grandma clotheslines don't tag their shit that way.

www.elestupidez.com

120. Laurie - January 28, 2009 1:34 PM

Size 10 is fat

121. Do FreeBird - January 28, 2009 1:35 PM

Get off Jessie's case. There's plenty of Hollywood stars who gained a little weight and then had their careers just take off. Just Look at Delta Burke .... Um maybe we should forget the whole thing.

122. wtf??? - January 28, 2009 1:37 PM

Seriously #119. I read that other person's comment and was like WTF??? My mom is your weight and height exactly and wears size 0-2 depending on the store. Unless someone seriously underestimated their height and weight or has zero muscle tone or a freakishly pear shaped body it makes NO SENSE to not be able to fit into a 2 at 5'2" and 106 pounds. Unless perhaps this person shops at the Olsen store where if you ask for a size 2 they say "hello we don't carry plus sizes " and then they collapse to the floor and ask for more heroin to stop the cravings for actual food.

123. Kitahara Nanase - January 28, 2009 1:40 PM

You guys are all such morons. When Ashlee meant by her "size 2" reference was NOT her sister's actual weight (anybody can see that Jessica is far beyond a 2), but rather what the standardized "American" ideal is for an attractive woman. The acceptable ideal for a woman's weight and size in this country - like the economy - is on a downward plunge which can have a real effect on women of all ages, both mentally and physically. It's not about whether or not she's a celebrity or not; she's still beautiful, able bodied and, most importantly, richer than all of you poor bastards who post on this site. Her "weight" problem aside, she's still wakes up and wipes he ass with $100 bills every morning while the rest of you are still trying to figure out why you can't get dates on Saturday nights.

Haters...

124. PunkA - January 28, 2009 1:56 PM

#29 nailed it.

You can;t have it both ways. When you are thin and flaunt it for your gain financially and for your own rep, you have to expect the shit-storm that comes when you are fat. And Ashlee needs to suck it because she said nothing when Jess strutted her stuff in those Daisy Dukes and banked cash because of it, which was clearly a healthy representation of women's bodies, too? Celeb hypocrisy and thin skin knows no boundaries.

125. "Haters" = dumbest word - January 28, 2009 1:56 PM

She got fat.

She looked better before she got fat.

The end.

126. The Most Intelligent Person in the World (formerly Delgo) - January 28, 2009 1:57 PM

Ashlee was dope on SNL.

127. Diabla - January 28, 2009 2:01 PM

#123. No one's "hatin", (hello 2001), you retarded mule. She's morphed into a linebacker/pig. 'Nuff said.

www.elestupidez.com

128. pam - January 28, 2009 2:01 PM

I think she wore that awful outfit so no one would notice her face. What the hell is going on there?

129. Michelle - January 28, 2009 2:03 PM

I was with her all the way until she came out with the size 2 rubbish. The lies with the dress sizes are just as tedious as the media focusing on a persons weight.

130. C P - January 28, 2009 2:03 PM

Ridiculous! I am a size 1 at 5 ft and 100 lbs. If Jessica is a size 2, then that means she's been 'vanity sized", so what does that make me now, a size negative 1? She's a beautiful woman, but stop lying about what size she is!

131. The Most Intelligent Person in the World (formerly Delgo) - January 28, 2009 2:04 PM

to #123, She doesnt wipe her ass with $100 bills. She doesnt wipe her ass at all. She doesnt shit. She absorbs all of what she eats.

132. Jumbo but not that Jumbo - January 28, 2009 2:06 PM

#29
#125
i like your style.

#29 I liked that you called Jennifer Love Hewiit Jennifer Love Hugportions.

#125 nuff said.

but just because I like beating a dead horse and Jessica Simpson looks like a horse and her career is dead.

You are Fat.

Gross.

and you deserve it for making fat girls feel bad when you wore a bikini.

I however happen to be a mid twenty male and i never really liked you because you suck and I had a crystal ball that allowed me to see into the future and I knew you would get fat.

So go hang out with Kirstie Allie and wear each others clothes, cause you look to be the same size.

HugePortions.

133. Shannon - January 28, 2009 2:20 PM

When she was gracing the covers of men's magazines and strutting her barely covered body in music videos and movies it was ok to comment about her body and how toned and hot she was. When she puts on some weight, and there is no debate over the fact that she has gained a few, its a crime to comment. Do not choose a career in the spotlight if you cant take the attention- good or bad.

134. Kristina - January 28, 2009 2:33 PM

shut up everyone. Ashlee made perfect sense.

135. Noticed - January 28, 2009 2:36 PM

I mean...she's wearing 2 belts...

136. Fit Female - January 28, 2009 2:37 PM

#199

It is obvious you shop at over priced designer vanity stores. I bet you are in credit card debt. The money I save from not buying over priced goods; I put in the bank or give to charity. I am also 5'2" tall and weigh 108 pounds. I am also between a size 4-6. As long as the clothes fit and look nice is all that matters. I do not shop at Wal Mart because I am against the company. I shop at Macys, Old Navy, Norstroms, and Banana.

137. skating on glue - January 28, 2009 2:37 PM

You guys, c'mon- you need to evaluate Jessica for more than just her physical attributes. I mean, she's got a lot of interesting stuff to say and....aw hell, I can't do this- this dumb shite twat is what she looks like (by her own doing), nothing more. If she gets tubby, she is of no use to anyone outside of Romo.

138. dichead - January 28, 2009 2:39 PM

She's so fat she had to wear 2 belts. To bad her tits didn't double in size too

139. Bronx Jim - January 28, 2009 2:42 PM

No matter what size she is, she'll always be beautiful.

140. Size 4-6 @ 105 Pounds @ 5'2" - January 28, 2009 2:42 PM

It looks like you females that wear size 0-2 buy over priced vanity clothes just for bragging rights. Enjoy your credit card debt you fools. I'll have plenty of money to retire on.

141. t_ - January 28, 2009 2:44 PM

i really think it was just the ugly outfit!!!!!!

142. dfg - January 28, 2009 2:45 PM

ashlee 's got the chin,jessica's got the double chin

143. sunny_chic - January 28, 2009 2:45 PM

Who cares if she isn't a size 0 anymore. I guess people forget that the average size woman is around 10-12. She's still beautiful no matter what size she is. I really hate hollywood and the stress they put on women and girls about their weight. A woman should be a "size healthy" and be left alone.

144. yourfavbrunette - January 28, 2009 2:45 PM

size two??? maybe at lane bryant!!!!!

im a size 8 and I KNOW i look waaaaaay better than that!! but im also 5'10" but come on....a two????

145. Diabla - January 28, 2009 2:45 PM

#136, I'll assume you're talking to me, being that there is no #199, you brainless twat. I own 1 credit card, and even if I was in credit card debt, WHAT THE HELL DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE BLATANT STUPIDITY OF SAYING A 5'2" 106 LB PERSON WEARS A SIZE 4 +? It's not fucking possible!

146. Jimmy Jim - January 28, 2009 2:46 PM

i love it when women trash eachother on here about what size they wear. what they don't realize is number size doesn't make them hotter, prettier or more attractive, yet it gives these chicks some feeling of self-worth. LOL that must be all they have to cling to, how depressing. Get a life ladies, maybe get a guy take you out to dinner before blowing him.

147. Diabla - January 28, 2009 2:48 PM

lol@#140 being #136 in disguise. Hey, who says you only buy "vanity" clothes with credit cards? lmao! Is cash now obsolete?!

148. kimo - January 28, 2009 2:48 PM

@99 and 101 its beacuse to celebs and most of the rest of american obama is the second coming fo christ almighty, the saviour of all and the reest of those not captivated and inslaved by the media brainwashing he is a lieing 2 faced piece of crap like every other asshole who has been in that office. they all need to grow the F up and realize they and he are nothing special.

149. suck a cock ashlee - January 28, 2009 2:48 PM

goddammit ashlee you white trash whore go raise your accident kid in quiet and shut the fuck up...jessica chose a career in the spotlight and it was okay for her to pimp her ass out for money and fame all over the fucking place when she was hot, but when she gains weight, oh no!! don't make fun of her!!what kind of example are we setting!! size 2 MY ASS im a size 2 and i sure as hell dont have sausage arms and fat rolls hanging out of my pants...this is what she gets for investing everything in her looks, what the fucking hell do you expect why do you think shes famous it sure as hell aint cuz of her voice...jess had eyelid-lifting surgery, you had a nose job, you both have gobs of hair extensions and god only knows what else...im sure that sets a great example for insecure teens. now go stick pete wentz's cock in your mouth and shut the fuck up

150. Shejay - January 28, 2009 2:49 PM

Good Lawd!!! All this coming from a chic who hated the way looked NATURALLY so much that she had her whole freakin face transplanted!! Suck it Ash!!!!

I think Jessica is hot - whatever size who cares - I think the problem here were those nasty ass jeans & belt? Who ever put that shit on her needs to be bitch slapped back to 1976....

151. Francesca - January 28, 2009 2:50 PM

Sooooo what if she gained some weight. I think the thing that is shocking is that her outfit was horrible. If you gain weight and it healthy dont wear a 0 if you a 2 is all I am going to say. It makes you look bigger than you really are.

152. WarOnTara - January 28, 2009 2:54 PM

That is NOT a size 2. I wear a 6 and she's got at least 15 pounds on me.

153. Sam - January 28, 2009 2:56 PM

#147

Most Americans are in credit card debt because they want to wear expensive clothes that only the elite 5 percent of Americans can afford. They also buy other expensive items they cannot afford. If you are not in credit card debt then you probably do not have much of a savings account.

154. Hey #123 - January 28, 2009 2:59 PM

Hey #123! To quote you:

"It's not about whether or not she's a celebrity or not; she's still beautiful, able bodied and, most importantly, richer than all of you poor bastards who post on this site."

Poor bastards who post on this site, huh? Ummm... what does that make you? LOL!

I agree she definately is still able bodied and can be considered beautiful (beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and is in the eye of the beholder), but it DEFINATELY does matter that she is a celebrity. If looks didn't matter and sex didn't sell, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

and to quote you further...

"Her "weight" problem aside, she's still wakes up and wipes he ass with $100 bills every morning while the rest of you are still trying to figure out why you can't get dates on Saturday nights."

Funny. Maybe she should use those $100 bills to get that ass into shape. Isn't that what celeb's get paid to do? Workout all day and set an unattainable standard for beauty and sex appeal providing us common folk with some sort of escapism (you know, for when our money runs out and we can no longer get dates)? Guess this proves money can't buy everything and some things are priceless!

155. Diabla - January 28, 2009 3:01 PM

#153 - I wonder where you got the ability to figure out the incomes of people on the internet? I think that's amazing! There ARE smart people in the world who can resource "labeled clothing" to their best advantage and never pay full price.

Also - Pssssstt, awesome career and Ebay do wonders together!

156. Ms. Math - January 28, 2009 3:08 PM

#155

I suspect you did not get a higher education because of your comment.

Probability is the likelihood or chance that something is the case or that an event will occur. Probability theory is used extensively in such areas of study as mathematics, statistics, finance, gambling, science, and philosophy to draw conclusions about the likelihood of potential events and the underlying mechanics of complex systems.

My friend buys designer clothes on eBay but it is still expensive because she ends up paying $75 and up for jeans that cost 165 and up.

157. Jen - January 28, 2009 3:13 PM

That is what she gets for watching FOX news. Do they ever report anything that actually matters?
And the rest of what she said is right. People should stop with the "fat" talk already. It makes no sense to post that "Lindsey needs to eat" and "Jessica needs to stop eating" etc. etc. What kind of message does this send to women (especially those with eating disorders ANYWAY).
And men, when you start wearing your dicks outside of your pants for all women to make fun of, then maybe you will have the right to judge us so much...

158. Diabla - January 28, 2009 3:17 PM

#156 - You are the new Ms. Cleo. You are truly worthy. Let's see if my ignorance can pick up on your underlying point here.....Ahhh yes!! Points detected: Anyone who comments on a celebrity gossip board must TRULY come from trash and have never sought higher education.

I made several comments. You sir, with your higher education, (assumed - because of your blatant pompousness), did not specify which one.

Also, is it really of any importance to display my credentials to make a comment on a fucking celebrity board? Get some colonics and lighten up your attitude, crabass.

To buy jeans at a lesser price than retail is SMART. Also, if said persons only bought these jeans say - 4 times a years - this still doesn't even come close to what you more than likely spend on computer equipment.

159. hilary stewart - January 28, 2009 3:23 PM

Size 2 my a**!

160. jesus - January 28, 2009 3:25 PM

Ashley must be referring to her size 2 maternity clothes she second-handed over to Jessica.

161. Angel - January 28, 2009 3:30 PM

#158

Ms. Math never mentioned trash. She merely made a comment about your education because of the comment you posted. Please do not put yourself down because it is unhealthy. The probability of a female that buys designer jeans will also need the designer purse, shoes, make up, jewerly, tops, jackets, dress, sunglasses, etc. You need to learn how to express yourself without using vulgarity. Computer equipment will last longer than designer clothes.

162. Has anyone noticed how fat jessica Simpson is? - January 28, 2009 3:32 PM

LOL at #132. I love the crystal ball part.

Girls with giant cans always get fat and then those giant cans hangs down to their knees. It's not worth it.

Jessica it's not your butt fucking ugly outfit that makes you look fat, it's your FAT that makes you look fat, but those two belts aren't helping.

Her stylist must hate her. Hey, maybe Ashley is her stylist and that's why she's defending Jess; to keep her fat, so that she can be the hot one for once. Sorry Ashley but your face, even after plastic surgery, prevents that from ever being possible. Jessica could become the fattest woman alive and you'd still be the ugly Simpson sister. Fuck even your dad is prettier.

163. Mama Pinkus - January 28, 2009 3:35 PM

Darlin', when a gal's entire career is based on her T&A, comments will be made when said T&A shift in shape; get over it.

164. Twin - January 28, 2009 3:38 PM

You know Ashley is secretly laughing to herself about the fat comments. My twin sister is on the chunky side and I am fit because I know what men like!

165. gigi - January 28, 2009 3:39 PM

ashlee im guessing that your publicist/agent/creepy dad/whoever never sat you and jess down and explained the sole reason that you are famous...jess is a celebrity because she was hot. she had a great body and looked good. great sectors of the world's population can sing 10 times better than jessica simpson...but they aren't famous. why? because they aren't vapid morons who would rather pursue plastic surgery and hollywood's standards of atractiveness than meaningful lives. if a person can no longer do they job they were hired for for whatever reason, they will probably be fired. if a famous singer can no longer sing well, then they will probably soon fall away from the spotlight. if a celebrity who is famous for their good looks no longer looks good, the same thing will probably happen. what does your sister get paid to do besides look good, ashlee? acting while looking good? singing while looking good? if she didnt look good while doing these things, do you think she would get paid to do anything, considering she can't do either of those two things particularly well? do you honestly think they would have hired her for the role of daisy duke if she looked like this? her looks are her career, ashlee, and by the way the sole reason thaty you're famous has largely to do with the fact that you fell out of the same uterus as her. you had to have plastic surgery to fix your ugliness and you cant sing worth shit. if you were fat and ugly, nobody would give you a second glance. so shut the hell up.

166. Diabla - January 28, 2009 3:40 PM

#161

Again, this is no place to display your "high IQ." No one cares. You also look like a pretentious ass trying to talk down to others within the most superficial spaces on the internet. The internet is meant to be an outlet for people who who do not want to walk around being a stuffed up suit all day long, or in life in general.

As for the rest of your comment, you are generalizing. THAT'S unhealthy...People can like nicer things and maintain the ability to rationalize needs vs wants. lol@computer equipment lasting longer than a piece of clothing!

167. lesss. - January 28, 2009 3:41 PM

I'm sorry but Jessica Simpson's job is too look good, she's paid too be beautiful and too use her less than mediocre talents thus too sing. I don't like too pick or be offensive but do you honestly think her gaining 10 pounds isn't going too be noticeable to the public when she's constantly photographed; I'm not sure what she really expects.

And she's not a goddamn size two.

168. cathy - January 28, 2009 3:42 PM

I think it's hilarious that people in the media always have something to say for instance- they are too skinny- they are too fat- the media is ridiculous. Beyonce is thick girl and everyone is like oh she is so beautiful( she is), so Jessica gains some weight and they are going off- How come certain celeberties can be thick and it's okay,but others can not. IT'S REALLY SAD:(

169. cathy - January 28, 2009 3:42 PM

170. Condom Man - January 28, 2009 3:43 PM

And when she said big sister, she meant, BIG sister..

171. Roxi - January 28, 2009 3:44 PM

shes not a size 2, who the hell is ashlee trying to fool? im a size 6 and i do not look like that, shes a size 10-12 period!...... @12 Jose: my dear i couldnt have said it better, kuddos :D

172. Women's Size Chart - January 28, 2009 3:50 PM

0 - Extremely Thin
2 - Very Thin
4 - Thin
6 - Medium Thin
8 - Medium
10 - Medium Chunky
12 - Chunky
14 - Fat
16 - Very Fat
18 or more - Obese

173. Fit for Life - January 28, 2009 3:50 PM

169

Americans love to eat and most are overweight, so they make up differenct names for being fat like thick, curvy, etc. Beyonce has extra pounds and some people like the look but most people wish they could stop overeating, exercise, and look fit and not fat.

174. hobble - January 28, 2009 3:51 PM

Wow, first sensible thing a Simpson has ever said.

@171. I don't think she was referring to her sister when she said "size 2", she was simply talking about the general trend in women these days to criticize any girl that doesn't look like a stick.

175. yuck - January 28, 2009 3:54 PM

#165. Thank you. It may be unrealistic, but I REALLY REALLY hope Jessica and Ashley see these comments (the ones that cut through the bullshit and tell it like it is) of course their personal assistants will have to read them out loud and then when that fails they'll have to explain it in worthless fame whore terms with pictures, props, audio of jessica trying to sing and video of jessica whoring it up and trying to act (wait that'sWAY too complicated for their pea brains).
Maybe their assistant should show these twats a picture of Jessica from Dukes of Hazzard and then a picture of Shamoo photoshopped into a pair of daisy dukes and just say "see it doesn't work when your sister is a whale. THE END." Now have some deep fried butter because I like to see you suffer, for making me wipe your ass and do all the work while you rake in the $$$$.

176. cheerio - January 28, 2009 3:59 PM

her outft is horrible

177. Where's Darkwing Duck? - January 28, 2009 4:01 PM

It's amazing how many women post when they have their period. "I'M A SIZE 2!!! I'M HOT!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"
Also, to the fucktards with the really long posts, if you're going to take the time to type all of that, at least proof-read your shit. Christ, maybe women do get dumber during their periods. It must have something to do with the blood loss.

Jessica you got a little fat, doesn't look good (personal opinion). No one cares what you other chicks look like. Work on your personality maybe you can find a boyfriend or someone else who gives a shit.

178. no - January 28, 2009 4:02 PM

#168/169 How on earth can you compare Jessica to beyonce. Beyonce has a completely different build she does NOT have sausage arms and back fat. Beyonce is 4 inches taller at least that Chestica. Beyonce has actual muscle tone. They are completely different sizes for crying out loud. Jessica's body fat levels are off the charts, Beyonce is nowhere near her level has an actual waiste and is toned. Are you trying to suggest some kind of reversed racism because that is ludicrous? Jessica looks like Lil' Kim when she is super chubby and neither are acceptable. The girl has gotten fat. go google her dukesof hazard pics.

179. Schadenfreudelicious - January 28, 2009 4:05 PM

I could care less about Jessica or her sister, and those gawd awful pants would make most women look hefty, and when your huge tits meet your waistband.....sistah do yourself a favor and just say no to being a fashion victim........butt...lets set one thing straight..that is no size 2 body...maybe one leg of her would qualify...but the whole heifer like package??...double digits..not that there is anything wrong with that :)

180. Natalie - January 28, 2009 4:09 PM

As unfortunate as this may be...Sorry Ashlee, but actually it is her job to stay thin and palatable to her audience. That's why celebrities make a ridiculous amount of money to have very little talent. LOOKS! It's painful and sad...yes, but it's reality. Get over it!

181. Ginger - January 28, 2009 4:10 PM

--178--

Yeah beyonce has huge thighs, hips, and butt and small tits. I would rather have Jessica's body because she can always lose the fat and look hot again. Beyonce will always have a pear shaped body.

182. Lucky - January 28, 2009 4:11 PM

I like the title of the post: "Ashlee Simpson defends her big sister." Now does that mean big as in older, or big as in fat? Hahaha..

183. Taby - January 28, 2009 4:13 PM

The only thing that's gonna help Jessica is....

http://www.ehow.com/how_4737634_do-best-exercises-thighs-butt.html

184. rockaline - January 28, 2009 4:15 PM

Honestly, it's completely possible that she's a size 2. I'm 5'2 also and I weigh about 116. I'm a size 2 and sometimes even a 0, and it's not because I'm skinny--I'm short.

Take height into account, really!

185. Size 4-6 - January 28, 2009 4:24 PM

#184

I am 5'2" and weigh 110 pounds and wear between 4-6. What are your waist and hip measurements?

186. The Smartest Person in the World (formerly Delgo) - January 28, 2009 4:25 PM

Enough with the "big" sister jokes, gang. Christ.

187. Heccubus - January 28, 2009 4:25 PM

Yes, please let's stop concentrating on her body and remember the real reason she's famous, which is ..... ummmm ..... uuuuuuuhhhh .... holy shit man, she got fat.

188. Tina - January 28, 2009 4:27 PM

Jessica probably spent $250 for the pants, $100 for the top, $75 for the belt when she could have got a nice pair of low rise pants at Old Navy for $25 and looked a lot better too.

189. no - January 28, 2009 4:30 PM

#181. I do agree personally I would feel the same although frankly I would want either of their boddies. I just see them as completely different so there is no comparisson and to me it's clear from the rollercoaster that has been jessica's weight (she weighed this much early on when she started dating nick you can see the pics on imdb) that it's hard for her to be thin and super tight like she was in Dukes, she whined constantly about how hard she had to work out and how little she was eating (no sugar, no salt, no fat, no carbs) and how her spersonal trainer was pushing her like crazy to fit into those short shorts. Girls with huge boobs and girls with big hips and rears always seem to have trouble staying slim expecially as they age. I Lean girls with b cups and slim hips seem to have the least trouble.

190. xixiwitch - January 28, 2009 4:30 PM

#184, she's more like a 5'3 with 260 pounds.

191. malonso23 - January 28, 2009 4:33 PM

Dude...I know she's not what the general public thinks is hot for celebrities, but GODDAMN! I, along with 99% of the people commenting on this would still (GLADLY, I might add) HIT THAT!....all day!

192. Thomas Gauss - January 28, 2009 4:35 PM

Some of us prefer a woman to look like a woman, and not a 15 year old boy. The clothes are nasty, but I think she's hot.

193. chewgees - January 28, 2009 4:36 PM

Jessica looks like she should be tethered like one of the Macy's Parade balloons...........

194. I don't proof read for fat bitches - January 28, 2009 4:44 PM

Well gee Ashley and Jessica (because Jessica totally put her sister up to this) that's what happens when you have a career based on your looks and you get fat and old looking. Not only is she fat but fuck she looks forty in these pics and it ain't just the mom jeans her face is majorly desperate housewifeish. Poor Romo he thought he was getting the dukes of Hazard Jessica but he got the dog the bounty hunter's wife jessica, those dukes days are long gone shortstop even if she looses this weight it's all downhill from here, the boobs are dropping and trust me this is nowhere near as fat as she will get and on top of it all she's dumas shit and has the personality of a baked potato.
Anyway she'll probably loose the weight now because her ego is that big and she thnks she still has a "career" (you never had one honey) she'll pretend she did it to get healthy, but we will all know it's because of her ego and handlers so those of us writing mean comments are really actually saving her life and helping Romo out so youre welcome world (aka Jessica's ass), as they always say we aren't heroes we're just doing our job as the owners of these worthless sacks of shit called celebrities.

P.S. Ladies this is why you have to cultivate a fucking personality, everyone gets fat and ugly eventually so you might want to have an actual identity beyond your looks. Men may talk a lot shit about women's boddies, but the fact is they'd rather a girl with a few more flaws and an awesome personality who treats them well and doesn't bitch then some brainless whiney skanky frigid whore who treats them like shit and has no fucking identity. Did anyone ever sit through a second of newlyweds she's dumbas fiuck no question but she was mean and bitchy to Nick and now look at her, bet he's glad that didn't work out.

195. Texas Tranny - January 28, 2009 4:52 PM

Wouls sure like to see her BIG girl panties that she's wearing.
I think she looks great.

196. no - January 28, 2009 4:52 PM

Correction: Wouldn't want either of their boddies.

Also I'd like to note that this is the dumb bitch who said she decided to leave Nick after watching the NOTEBOOK because she didn't have that kind of love with her husband. No shit dummy, it's a fucking movie (and hollywood trash almost never have happy marriages), but what do you expect from a girl who decided to get engaged in the first place because 9-11 made you realize how precious life is. Tragedies happen every fucking day it isn't a solid reason to decide to marry someone and who fucking needs three planes to crash into major US landmarks to realize that life is precious?
Whatever this girl gets she deserves. She is as fucking uselsss as that hideous twofor belt. I know belts are fashion statements and shit, but they were orginally designed to tighten the waiste of you pants and keep them from falling down and honey you don't have to worry about that your fat is your new belt.

197. TT - January 28, 2009 4:53 PM

Would

198. Where's Darkwing Duck? - January 28, 2009 4:59 PM

Alright, sounds like a super-absorbent kind of day ladies. Also, when you bitch and don't proof-read, you sound just as intelligent as Retardica Simpson.

199. jxbong - January 28, 2009 5:00 PM

I knew it ,I knew it ,Tony Romo is a big fag ,there's no way if he was hitting that thing she would be gaining all that weight. ROMO'S A HOMO

200. Chelle - January 28, 2009 5:09 PM

I don't care about her weight and I think she looks fine, but what is the deal with those horrible Mom Jeans pulled up to her nostrils? I think my granny has a pair just like them.

201. eat my bloody tampon - January 28, 2009 5:18 PM

Finally the the number of comments is getting close to the number of pounds Fatica has gained. Keep 'em coming.

202. meee - January 28, 2009 5:21 PM

yeah i don't think it's the weight so much as the fact that someone let her leave the house wearing that goddamn outfit

203. Jan - January 28, 2009 5:32 PM

#192

Most of you do not have a choice because Americans eat too much and it shows on their fat bodies. I want to look fit and not like a 12 year old boy or a fat person or thick person or chubby person or what ever you want to call fat.

204. Paul - January 28, 2009 5:38 PM