Jan 9 2009
Amy Winehouse can't be doing what I think she's doing
So, yeah, if that's not Amy Winehouse peeing while standing up, I don't know what is. This explains what she was adjusting in those bikini pics from last week. I almost feel bad for her "boyfriend" Joshua Bowman who was looking for some free publicity to boost his acting career. And by almost feel bad I mean I've been pointing at my monitor and laughing for the past ten minutes straight.
But, seriously, at the end of the day, is anyone really surprised to find out Amy Winehouse has a penis? With all the drugs she's done, I'd bet money there's another one down there. And it's shaped like a stegosaurus.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Jibbly Biggins - January 9, 2009 12:57 PM
Ew.....first ?
I was just thinking about how lovely her body was starting to look....nice and sort unlike the Madonna zombie skeletor...then I saw the stream of pee. Way to ruin things superficial!
2. Yev - January 9, 2009 12:59 PM
There's no pee.
Look carefully!
3. Kool Thing - January 9, 2009 1:01 PM
It's definitely the shrub. But I did need a second look.
4. Heath - January 9, 2009 1:02 PM
No pee.
5. le fag - January 9, 2009 1:04 PM
it's an optical illusion. it's just the bushes behind her... pray for amy. and this publicity-seeking man-whore who is obviously blind, deaf and dumb. pray for them both.
6. ciel - January 9, 2009 1:04 PM
she's soooooo UGLY!
7. ciel - January 9, 2009 1:05 PM
she's sooo UGLY!
8. Minty - January 9, 2009 1:08 PM
I think she is looking a lot healthier. Good for her! :)
9. RichPort's Ghost - January 9, 2009 1:10 PM
She popped the wrong pills and grew a penis.
10. ashers thrashers - January 9, 2009 1:11 PM
lol you're REACHING. that is a shrub.
11. Sportsdvl - January 9, 2009 1:14 PM
Hey boyfriend isn't clawing his eyes out in horror so you know she didn't whip it out and start peeing.
12. Ted from North Folk - January 9, 2009 1:15 PM
I'll bet she shits standing up too.
Praying for mimi.
13. Hughie - January 9, 2009 1:21 PM
I have a SWAT sniper rifle, a Remington M24. I can shoot this piece of slunk meat right in her eye from 800 yards. If you are interested in sponsoring me (ammo's not cheap) please get in touch.
:as a disclaimer for the secret service and anyone else who wants to throw my ass in jail this is a satirical jibe aimed at denegrating this whowah. In reality I would only wing her!
14. Ummm...yeah... - January 9, 2009 1:21 PM
OMG! Fish I hate you! Enough with this fucking train wreck!
WTF is up with that dudes' leg? Ewwwww! God! They are gross!!!!!!!
15. glace neuf - January 9, 2009 1:23 PM
what nobody realizes is that amy just signed on as lead spokesperson for the p-mate. google it, bitches!
16. ishi-san - January 9, 2009 1:26 PM
Why are you surprised?
In the end she is a trashy BRIT-GIRL! they all pee in the street and walk around barefoot in it afterwards. very normal!
17. Maggie From Buffalo - January 9, 2009 1:33 PM
I think she looks pregnant, which would def explain the weight gain! I am just praying that she isn't, could you just imagine?!?!... that poor poor baby!!!
18. Jeff - January 9, 2009 1:39 PM
-17-
It is easy to see a protuding stomach on a thin person after they eat or drink.
19. Michael Zhivago - January 9, 2009 1:44 PM
Whomever is responsible for this 'story' is a complete moron and really, really desperate for attention. Had a little trouble breaking into the glamorous world of legitimate journalism and settled for this, huh?
And Hughie, we'll be working hard to track your IP Address/location. Sorry, a threat's a threat.
20. Sam - January 9, 2009 1:47 PM
Kim Kardashian was about to become a lesbian until you all pointed out that Amy probably isn't really peeing.
21. kat - January 9, 2009 1:57 PM
shes a retarded ape that belongs in some sort of zoo.
22. kat - January 9, 2009 1:58 PM
shes a retarded ape that belongs in some sort of zoo.
23. SueMe - January 9, 2009 2:04 PM
What upper yall? She is a waste of a talent. This girl can sing her azz off, and sounds just like Anastasia. The problem is she's wasting it all on the fast nasty life. I'll keep her in my prayers though.
24. Vince Lombardi - January 9, 2009 2:05 PM
If she *is* peeing standing up, 'twould explain a lot of things.
25. Tits McGee - January 9, 2009 2:07 PM
maybe she's using a shenis
26. veggi - January 9, 2009 2:08 PM
Dunno, maybe this isn't the right crowd to figure out if she's peeing standing up or not. I mean, most of the guys here pee sitting down.
27. maite - January 9, 2009 2:19 PM
she looks pregnant...
28. B - January 9, 2009 2:23 PM
I thought, if anything, it looks more like she's puking.
29. STFUP - January 9, 2009 2:25 PM
The skank needs to just disappear. Good voice or not, she's a strung out, disgusting excuse for a human being.
30. Spectreman - January 9, 2009 2:36 PM
Wow she actually looks human and female in the top picture. Too bad her head can't be removed and a law passed to make sure she is only seen from the back.
31. Ju - January 9, 2009 2:46 PM
That would be interesting, but it's just the tree unfortunately...
32. WTF - January 9, 2009 2:50 PM
why in the world is she sucking her thumb in this one: http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/amy_winehouse_terrorizes_resor.php?bfm_index=5 ??
33. lola richie - January 9, 2009 2:51 PM
She could be pregnant, though I have to say my stomach looks like that because I eat a lot.
34. ok - January 9, 2009 2:54 PM
what's on her fingers, feces?
35. p0nk - January 9, 2009 2:55 PM
@19, Michael, good luck with that. and say hello to Edna while you're at it.
36. feces - January 9, 2009 2:58 PM
She is fucking disgusting and I guarantee she smells and has a sewer twat. She is vile and aggressive and anyone that thinks she can sing has never heard someone that really can sing. I have personally known a few nobodies in my life that can sing better than her. Really she has no talent but the industry pushes this shit on us like a loose stool and the idiot like half of you here suck it all in.
Morons.
37. taxpayer - January 9, 2009 3:24 PM
Fish: Women CAN pee standing up. It's not physically impossible. There is the unfortuate problem of not being able to shake it off at the end, so you get that little dribble. But it is gravity, not a penis that allows you to pee standing up.
GO AMY: You're brilliant. Keep off the drugs, and make some more of that incredible, unique music, so unlike most of the rest of the crap on the radio I hear,
38. Lain - January 9, 2009 3:25 PM
Where the hell is the stream of pee? It's a branch, people!
39. Styxchix - January 9, 2009 3:41 PM
It looks like she's leaning over either heaving (probably because she's looked in the mirror) or looking for something she's dropped (like her career). How long has this woman been on holiday?? Seems like forever to me. Whilst these pics are better than the vacant-eyed, beehived stumbling around London shots we usually see, I think she's a tatooed waste of space and I'm sick of hearing how wonderfully amazing her singing is.
40. pup - January 9, 2009 3:46 PM
Is that her boyfriend or her nurse?
She is probably not peeing, but grasping that man because she is about to puke.
41. pup - January 9, 2009 3:48 PM
Is that her boyfriend or her nurse?
She is probably not peeing, but grasping that man because she is about to puke.
42. namegoeshere - January 9, 2009 3:52 PM
SKANK.
43. kinsey - January 9, 2009 4:27 PM
that is the stem of the plant.... your comments are getting more and more far fetched
44. Death - January 9, 2009 4:38 PM
come to me Amy I am waiting, you hideous whore
45. crackface - January 9, 2009 4:46 PM
I love you Sam, hahahaha.
46. authorego - January 9, 2009 6:17 PM
Is she paying her water bill or did she have to see a man about a horse?
47. fancy - January 9, 2009 6:39 PM
she's probably just leaning over to throw up or something, she'd have to take down her pants to pee standing, unless she had a penis, which is unlikely.
Yknow she's just regular looking, not that pretty but doesn't turn my stomach like those surgery pictures you just posted. She's a singer, she's not one of those remastered singing models like brit of beyonce who are basically models with synthesized voices. Amy's got a pretty great voice, and an amusing drug problem. But really would you start posting some hot people again. I mean Damn its gettin fugly around here. Am psyched about the leggy angie photos, but the jump is broke so i can't look closer. That's the stuff i come here to see. not that heidi girl - who is that anyway!!! And am certainly not psyched about seeing a cracked out dry heaving singer in a saggy bikini
48. sapphire eyes - January 9, 2009 7:54 PM
She doesn't look pregnant to me, praise God she's not or the kid would come out with three heads and 18 toes. And fins. Lots of fins.
I think her 'bloated stomach' is probably the result of a symptom of liver disease, called ascites. It comes about because of heavy drinking, a it's generally not a good sign. It's a collection of fluid around the liver in the abdominal cavity.
I have no personal feelings about Amy Winehouse one way or another, except that I really hope she gets the help she needs and gets healthy. Liver failure is an awful way to die.
49. a buffalo - January 9, 2009 7:59 PM
her pants are undone in the second pic... and that one branch has a bit of a glimmer on it that the other branches don't have...
50. ET phone home - January 9, 2009 8:35 PM
hahaha what a poorly placed bush
51. Robyn - January 9, 2009 9:37 PM
Okay, guys. I don't know what those dickweeds over at DARE are trying to teach you kids these days, but smoking crack does NOT cause spontaneous penises... peni.
52. amy tucker - January 9, 2009 11:12 PM
Amy Winehouse is a musical goddess. So talented... just heading down the road that all music greats take. Think about it!!!
53. amy tucker - January 9, 2009 11:12 PM
Amy Winehouse is a musical goddess. So talented... just heading down the road that all music greats take. Think about it!!!
54. gerard Vandenberg - January 9, 2009 11:27 PM
She has an operating little "FLUTE", folks?
55. fuckstocker - January 10, 2009 12:10 AM
Amy Winehouse
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
56. confused - January 10, 2009 7:51 AM
Can someone please tell me how this extremely unattractive person is famous? I have listened to her sing and consider her a second rate talent. She sings every song in the same negro blues style. Why is an english (jew, whatever) dialect morphed into american negro? I don't get it. Oh, it's called shtick right. That's when you fool the public by emphasizing your weak strength strongly enough that it becomes all you have and hopefully the mindless masses will be suckered into buying it.
Yeah I wish she would just go away and do more crack.
She sure is ugly.
57. simplicity - January 10, 2009 10:12 AM
k... she's not peeing.. lame header on this post.
i feel sorry for his dick. He's too young... tell me he wears a condom all day, every day
58. beezy - January 10, 2009 3:30 PM
she looks like dustin hoffman in hook...
Hook? Is that you??
-Peter
59. STevec - January 10, 2009 3:48 PM
who cares...let her take a piss....i'd piss in a snowbank after too many beers....why the f*ck should anyone care if Amy has to take a leak???? if a woman can stand up and urinate, then go for it.
60. Sickitten - January 11, 2009 7:34 AM
If she isn't peeing why is she tilted up on the ball off her foot?
61. Alex - January 11, 2009 6:20 PM
she is not peeing!!
By the way, I wonder if it is possible to do that, I'm tired of having to look for a bathroom eveytime I'm out on the street and I want to pee, so unfair that guys can just whip it out and go behind the bushes. I want equality!
62. Sweet - January 11, 2009 8:58 PM
MY EYES.....MY EYES!!!! Yuck...is she pregnant? She was looking like she was about to barf...like I just did when I saw her in a bikini.
63. eRRoR-oPeRaToR - January 11, 2009 9:18 PM
there is no piss.. and if you think about it logically.. wouldn't she have to MOVE THE SHORTS?
64. Don - January 12, 2009 1:00 AM
totally fucking awesome.
65. MilfJungle - January 12, 2009 11:31 AM
That's nasty as all hell. Shortest career ever?
66. SAMANTHA - January 13, 2009 7:20 PM
Maybe she learned to pee from that class at stand2pee.com (http://www.stand2pee.com) ! Someone told me that Madonna took that class too.
67. Caroline - January 16, 2009 7:47 PM
She can't be really peeing, It's impossible.
68. Krakatoa Pete - January 23, 2009 11:22 AM
I think she's vomiting blood.
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