Dec 16 2008Pete Wentz talks about 'banging' Ashlee Simpson
Pete Wentz must want a divorce. The Fall Out Boy bassist spent the morning talking candidly with Howard Stern about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and basically stopped short of drawing an exact diagram of her vulva. Here are the highlights via E! Online:
On her post-baby body:
And Ashlee probably didn't want him telling everyone about getting up to 150 pounds during her pregnancy, but at least he says the weight is “blazing off her—she’s a babe.” A babe with whom he has “an amazing sex life."
On their sex life before Bronx Mowgli:
Their amazing sex life is in part due to Pete’s claim that “Texas girls are fun." He spares no detail about the first time they had sex—including the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: “Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams. We have such a sexual chemistry. Had we been on this show last year we'd probably be doing it in the green room."
On the bedroom action now:
"We do other fun stuff. She's not ready down there."
On Ashlee's breast size and other facts:
"She's a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D." And that she's up for anything (really, anything): "Let's just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”
I don't even want to know what qualifies as a good time for Pete Wentz, but I guarantee it ends the same exact way every time: "Don't worry, baby, homeless dudes hate cops. Now grab his feet."

Reader Comments
1. necessaryROUGHness - December 16, 2008 5:09 PM
I guess the 3rd input is childs play for them...
2. Obi Wan - December 16, 2008 5:09 PM
wow I'd be so pissed if I were her he said some pretty personal things
3. Sheva - December 16, 2008 5:11 PM
Hmm she's so much better than her sister and a nice dirty girl.
4. Valkyrie - December 16, 2008 5:14 PM
LOL
he's SUCH a pile of wank.
5. lisatlantic - December 16, 2008 5:16 PM
is there audio or video of this interview online?
6. bob - December 16, 2008 5:17 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
7. necessaryROUGHness - December 16, 2008 5:18 PM
Damn i miss Stern's show!
8. Max Planck - December 16, 2008 5:21 PM
Chicks so dig it when you talk in public about what pigs they are.
I'll bet she is going to fix his favorite dinner tonight.
9. havoc - December 16, 2008 5:21 PM
She's a three holer.....
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10. Aja ( the real ) - December 16, 2008 5:24 PM
I agree with number 2, Obi Wan. . I am surprised he would be so ungentlemanly especially right after his wife gave birth. Tacky. i think he is trying to prove he isn't gay.
11. wtf - December 16, 2008 5:30 PM
somehow Stern has this magic power to get his guests to reveal these type of things. He always gets people to admit the most fucked up stuff!
12. justifiable - December 16, 2008 5:33 PM
#10 Anybody who has to constantly push a line like having a great sex life is looking to sell you something. I'm not buying. He's a) trying WAAAAY too hard and b) is just like grossout Papa Joe telling everyone about boob size and "down there" details. Nice - and so loyal, too, that his image is what's important, not details that should really remain *gag* intimate.
Crass, gross and all-around classless.
He's a 10 year old wannabe gayboy who never grew up. Pathetic.
13. cimbear - December 16, 2008 5:41 PM
25 years and Stern still asks the same stupid questions to everyone . Give it a rest already . We really do not care who takes it in the pooper
14. cimbear - December 16, 2008 5:41 PM
25 years and Stern still asks the same stupid questions to everyone . Give it a rest already . We really do not care who takes it in the pooper
15. Kurgen99 - December 16, 2008 5:42 PM
I heard the show. I actually don't think Pete is a total doucebag now. He came across very well. Not the first time an appearance on Howard's show has achieved a douchebag conversion.
16. Kurgen99 - December 16, 2008 5:43 PM
Wow, apparently, unlike most of you posting negative comments, I actually heard the show. I actually don't think Pete is a total doucebag now. He came across very well. Not the first time an appearance on Howard's show has achieved a douchebag conversion.
17. Aja ( the real ) - December 16, 2008 5:49 PM
definitely @ 12, like who is he trying so hard to convince, himself? lol
18. Kahlee - December 16, 2008 5:57 PM
@2 I completely agree, I would NOT be impressed if I were her. Saying shes "not ready down there" to the whole world is really tactless and ungentlemanly. Pete, you really are a douche aren't you?
19. me - December 16, 2008 5:58 PM
So, are these pics of Ashlee pre or post baby?
20. pepper - December 16, 2008 6:02 PM
Imao.....I cannot BELIEVE he said all those things about her....way too much info dude!!
21. Rodolfo - December 16, 2008 6:12 PM
Petey loves it when Ashlee shoves the giant black dildo up his ass. Yep, she's up for anything alright.
22. Danklin24 - December 16, 2008 6:15 PM
"Down there"????? Dear God she DID marry a 12 year old boy! Quick Ashlee, steal his milk money and get the hell out of that marriage, fast!!
23. Harry - December 16, 2008 6:16 PM
Howard lost me when he dumped his wife, after years of saying how much he loved her and how he resisted temptation, which gave him the right to make fun of celebrities. Then he shacks up with a horse face gold digger, claiming he'll never get married again, then goes and gets married. He's talented as hell when it comes to his little world of radio, but he turned out to be a fraud just like Imus. And, yeah...he does seem to be doing the same show over and over again.
24. Twister - December 16, 2008 6:20 PM
Immature guys like this try to be cool by talking up their sex lives. It's Ashlee Simpson for god's sake....nose job, moley skin, saggy boobs, wide waist, even before the pregnancy. You can't create jealousy if no one cares about the dog youre doin.
25. fuck the media - December 16, 2008 6:21 PM
BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY hey now
26. mee - December 16, 2008 6:32 PM
"She's a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D." And that she's up for anything (really, anything): "Let's just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”
How much you wanna bet he drinks her breast milk while she strokes his head saying, "Good boy.."
27. White Trash Kid - December 16, 2008 6:33 PM
You can tell the females from the males on this post. I agree she loves him talking about her. Last year he spanked her on his show. She is a freak and we all love the freaks.
28. Jericho34 - December 16, 2008 6:34 PM
Thank you, Kurgen99...if you actually listened the interview he came across very well. I actually have a higher opinion of him after listening to the show. He was very supportive and loving of his wife.
And cimbear...really? I still love to hear who takes it in the pooper. Why would you ever stop wanting to hear who takes it in the pooper? Would you rather listen to Leno interview a starlet and ask where she'll be spending the holidays? Give me Stern everyday, thank you very little.
29. Jericho34 - December 16, 2008 6:34 PM
Thank you, Kurgen99...if you actually listened to the interview he came across very well. I actually have a higher opinion of him after listening to the show. He was very supportive and loving of his wife.
And cimbear...really? I still love to hear who takes it in the pooper. Why would you ever stop wanting to hear who takes it in the pooper? Would you rather listen to Leno interview a starlet and ask where she'll be spending the holidays? Give me Stern everyday, thank you very little.
30. Jericho34 - December 16, 2008 6:41 PM
Oops...sorry for the double post.
31. lindary - December 16, 2008 6:44 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
32. The Day The McLashen Stood Still - December 16, 2008 6:44 PM
He is such a wank, the fucking silly NME [online UK music rag] gave his shitely new album 8 out of 10. 8/10 - That my friends is the kind of star rating that Joy Division and The Smiths used to get making muscial works of art back then!
Their video is pish awful too, tell them Palin is sooooo November 2008.
aye-yah!
McLashen!
33. Sport - December 16, 2008 6:45 PM
What a classy husband and father. Fucking asshat.
34. Urbanspaceman - December 16, 2008 6:47 PM
He's a creep. Gentlemen do not share these things with the great unwashed public.
35. Tom Cruise - December 16, 2008 6:47 PM
who is this faggot trying to fool? the only reason the girl got knocked up is because he got drunk and she fucked him when he was semi-conscious, then convinced him they had consensual sex. He wouldn't know a vagina from a stapler.
she is hot though...great tits run in the family or Papa Simpson's wallet
36. Kurgen99 - December 16, 2008 6:56 PM
Hey, I was as ready to hate him as much as anyone until I heard him on the show. None of us know any of these people other than how they are framed by the media. He looks ridiculous with his carefully quaffed hair, but he sounded like a cool guy. As responses to Howard's explicit questions, none of these comments sounded terrible.
37. Thomas - December 16, 2008 7:08 PM
I wonder if pete is a tri-sexual like Andy D.
38. TNT - December 16, 2008 7:09 PM
Pete Wentz is a waste of sperm
39. princess - December 16, 2008 7:15 PM
They are both total losers! Poor Little Bronx Mowgli (lol) is so screwed. Never Had a chance.
40. derty - December 16, 2008 7:19 PM
I read in Cream magazine she likes to be pissed on.
41. Gay Petey - December 16, 2008 7:27 PM
Overcompensating much?? Pete likes dudes, he's admitted it - why do you think he's such good pals with John Gayer, who also likes dudesand was caught tongueing Perez Hilton. They hang out together. Mmmmhmmm. Poor Jen. ROFLMAO
42. Dave - December 16, 2008 8:20 PM
Wow. You tools didn't do that annoying "FIRST!!" bullsh*t again? Congrats.
I listened to the entire interview today. The guy was as gentlemanly as a person can be on the Stern show. It was extremely entertaining and it gave me a new respect for this guy. He was real and candid while answering all the questions.
Anyone who didn't hear the interview and is spouting off negatively about it needs to STFU. Your opinion is meaningless and you need to get a sense of humor. ...and a Sirius subscription!
BABA-BOOEY!!!!!
43. Pete Wentz - December 16, 2008 8:42 PM
#36 I do SO know the difference between a vagina and a stapler! They both have sharp edges and I don't like to put my Petey-peen in either one, that's the difference!
44. humpin frog - December 16, 2008 8:54 PM
I hope this doesn't offend Poor thing.Dave, but I heard Papa Joe won't allow Petey to fluff him through the holidays. Guess Ashlee's goin' have to take it dry "down there" for a while.
By the way, I was being meaningless and humorous at the same time. HO! HO! HO!
45. joe shmoe - December 16, 2008 9:25 PM
isnt this that fukin loser guy from fallout boy, didnt he once sing ''in a movie of my life, starring you instead of me... ''
get the hell out of here
he also said some shit about when the moonlight hits your bright eyes he goes blinnnnnd
and how he will never leave her side.
what a herb..
i love her!
46. Mike - December 16, 2008 11:11 PM
I thought Wentz was a douche until today. Probably one of the best interviews Stern has done since moving to Sirius.
47. gerard Vandenberg - December 16, 2008 11:14 PM
THIS IS THE WAY AMERICAN FAGGOTS DO IT, folks?
48. gaydar - December 16, 2008 11:39 PM
he is is a fag. we all know that
49. sledman - December 17, 2008 12:25 AM
I also listened to the show today and I agree. Previously I thought he was a little fag poser and was looking forward to hating him even more. He's actually a pretty cool guy who's very down to earth. Howard has a magical way of getting people to admit to the craziest shit. Wentz turned out ok and Howard Stern has never been better.
50. AmstraD - December 17, 2008 1:26 AM
thy should be sentenced to death for naming their baby like that !
51. Clem - December 17, 2008 2:59 AM
I listened to the interview today as well, and like others have said, he came across surprisingly well. Though I'd hate the guy, based mostly on his look, but he's actually a down to earth and likeable guy.
Not sure how his wife will react, but that's between them. Great interview.
52. grace - December 17, 2008 6:33 AM
how hard is he trying to prove he's not gay and has actually seen a vagina?
53. spring - December 17, 2008 8:04 AM
lovely pic, showing some pic love by spring from =========sugarbabymeet dor t coem==============
54. rad - December 17, 2008 8:19 AM
Is anyone else convinced that people are getting paid to say Pete Wentz and Howard Stern are great?
Seriously, look at them. Pete Wentz can't match his clothes and tie his shoes on a daily basis, and Howard Stern looks like he stuck a hairpin in light socket because he was too baked to realize the consequences.
You can't say Pete Wentz did well in the face of Stern's questions, because he agreed to the interview in the first place. He gets no credit for "handling himself well," because--unless he's been living under a rock--he ought to know there's nothing good coming from a Stern interview.
55. RichPort's Ghost - December 17, 2008 8:58 AM
Somewhere, off in the distance, the sound of Joe Simpson masturbating can be heard, in all of its fwap-fwap-fwapiness...
56. Jessica - December 17, 2008 9:13 AM
this interview was crafted with class from crown to cunt
57. jack - December 17, 2008 11:01 AM
you're a superidiot today. normally i like reading your post, but there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with anything he said in that interview. Girls like sex, girls have no problem taking care of a man they really like. But you go out and act like he said something outrageous and girls like Ashlee and others who are likeminded begin thinking there is something dirty or wrong or cheap about their outlook.
Your puritanical sex -is-verboten view is terrible.
58. RichPort's Ghost - December 17, 2008 11:39 AM
#57 - Your last name wouldn't be Off, would it?
59. RINGO STARR - December 17, 2008 11:39 AM
Peace and love, peace and love!
Pete is a musician that is less useful than me.
Peace and love
60. Answer Guru - December 17, 2008 12:23 PM
What kind of man is that who gives away everything in his house? :))
61. Mama Pinkus - December 17, 2008 12:50 PM
I would have to watch the entire interview to weigh the context of the remarks - Howard Stern is, well, he's Howard - the rules on his show are a bit warped.
62. jack - December 17, 2008 2:30 PM
#58 - you need to get laid.
63. Mike - December 17, 2008 4:10 PM
Thats kind of...bleck. Nobody cares about either of them lol
64. michy - December 18, 2008 7:10 AM
what a gentleman!!!!
65. Elizabeth Wakefield - December 18, 2008 4:29 PM
Jack,
It has nothing to do with being "puritanical". It has to do with having some self-respect and the respect for your lover that you keep your trap shut about your sex life, especially if (s)he's not there to ok the comments.
Get a clue,
Liz