Dec 23 2008Paris Hilton knows who robbed her, breaks out crime-fighting mobile

She's an idiot.

I could swear this car used to belong to a rapper.

I hate pepto bismol.

That thing looks like a Strawberry Nightmare

Paris must be selling a lot of Mary Kay cosmetics.

Jees, she's got the biggest feet! I would love to rub them all over my face and suck on her big toe!

her outfits are ALWAYS horrible!!!no style sense at all! worst dressed ever!

Oh, yeah, if I just robbed Paris of $2million I'd be sitting at home watching E!, eating bon-bons and planning my next caper on the Hollywood elite.

1. bitch yo shit is gone. forever. for ever, forever? for ever.
2. no one watches e news
3. only you could ruin a bentley
4. herpes, herpes, good charlotte, herpes.
5. who the fuck dresses you? clothes by blind man in dark cave?

in conclusion, kill yourself posthaste,

love,

society

ps, forever forever.

I wonder if it was her new BFF? Bum bum bum bah

Hello oh Ghost of Richport.

Yes, Paris. An anonymous thief, who made off with millions of dollars worth of your stuff, is just going to return it all, via taxi, just because you told them to. Yup. Can't wait for THAT to happen. Idiot.

Maybe this is your karma (and not the good kind you profess for your egomaniac self) for not helping people as you loudly promised you would do when you got out of jail, you worthless, self centered skank.

Maybe don't make promises you have no intention on keeping and people won't be out to get you??? Hmmm... just a thought.

Alex, I'll take "People you just want to Pound and Pound with a Shovel" for $800 please.

Sure, I'll take this box of jewelry worth $2 mill and put it on the lady's lawn. What's the address? Got it. OK, that'll be $45 for the taxi and $5 for me.

Uh, you don't mind if I make a stop at my cousin Vinny's place first? Right on! You can trust me.

#12.... damn funny.

Further evidence that my theory it was cellmates.

Where are the cops when you need them? From the lack of license plates, it doesn't look like that Bentley is legal. Hmmmmmm

Haaaa,,, The look at me mobile...

sidenote:hasnt greasy bear been cut off from his inheritance?

#7, I SO AGREE!

I think the next "Batman" installment should use this method.

"Legion of Doom, this is Batman. Please return Robin, because I know you're probably watching 'Gotham Today' right now; return him and that's it. They just have to anonymously have a taxi drop him off in my Bat Cave in a box with my utility belt and the keys to my Batmobile. They won't get in trouble. But if all this goes on for much longer, they're going to get in more trouble."

The Justice League would vote unanimously to kill Batman on sight.

#7 I know how YOU dress.. I saw you in line at K-mart

A beautiful car ruined, fuck that whore!

A beautiful car ruined, fuck that whore!

A beautiful car ruined, fuck that whore!

What's wrong with America when the country is preoccupied with a nitwit like this?

Hello jrz.

It's a shame they had to pour calamine lotion all over that car, but it, understandly, felt itchy when she got out...

Waste. of. Flesh.

I didn't know Paris worked for MaryKay Cosmetics. What a tacky, ugly-ass car

Who paints their car Pepto-Bismol? Twat.

Who paints their car Pepto-Bismol? Twat.

"Hey, Frank, I think I heard a noise 'round back. I'm gonna go have a look - lemme have the gun."

Paris

You have worked so hard to be the epitamy of classiness while all the world is crumbling at your feet. I applaude your spirit and enthusiasm for rising above all of your detractors and having the courage to spend $250,000 on a car that will cure hangovers purely from looking at it.

Keep your chin up, your hair bleached, blue contacts in and don't worry about the clown feet. You know those can be reduced at any one of the many plastic surgeons in Hollywood.

Best wishes for 2009 and keep that Karma going!

Randal

i'm hoping for a giant pink explosion to go with it

“nobody said it was going to be easy, nobody said it was going to be fair, stop making excuses, you have a brain, use it, do something. come on. even a thin old guy with a sheet an glasses said that you must be the change you want to see in the world” - Jesus Siddhartha Muhammad Che Einstein Obama Lennon Norris Shakespeare Da Vinci Monroe Wilde Eastwood Gates Oprah Nietzsche Morrison Mandela Brando Kafka ET, Júnior the III

Come on 2009

Can I get some of what she's on?

Hey, hey! Good luck with that! .... "We have the alarm on, [we have] the dogs, the guards with the gun, so no one is going to be coming into my house."

So by "alarm" you must mean string tied across two trees. The "dogs" would be vicious chihuahua's and, by "guards with the gun" you'd imply that the 3 guards each share the same handgun. Keep on rockin' the awesomeness that is you!

#9 Thank you, man. THANK. YOU.

Can she please just disappear from society! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HER! The fact that she would drive a pink car around to draw attention to herself proves shes worthless and she knows it

It just pleases me to no end that she was robbed. Nothing annoys me more than a person with an undeserved sense of entitlement. It continues to boggle my mind that people are interested in this vapid waste of a human being.

@29:
Actually, that car makes me want to throw up and shit at the same time....not prevent it.

With the incredibly messed up economy and children waking up on Christmas morning with no presents........... Yeah I feel bad for the moron posing with her pink Bentley. Fuck off Paris and go buy yourself 2 of everything that was stolen from you. Stupid Slut

Hopefully, the same person will now see her car and kill her.

Its amazing that you guys all say you dont care about her..and she is a waste of time, but you take the time to come on here DAILY and read about celebrities.. they all have money..and lots of it..they can do with it as they please. Maybe all those people that dont have anything to give their 20 kids on christmas should of thought about that when they were popping them out. 2008 has been a hard year.. .for every "normal" person..that is why you PLAN for christmas in advance instead of waiting till the last minute to buy something for your kids.. she doesnt have any kids..and our concerns arent HER concerns. People all need to take responsibility for their actions... and put blame on themselves..and not worry about how other people are spending their own money!

Its amazing that you guys all say you dont care about her..and she is a waste of time, but you take the time to come on here DAILY and read about celebrities.. they all have money..and lots of it..they can do with it as they please. Maybe all those people that dont have anything to give their 20 kids on christmas should of thought about that when they were popping them out. 2008 has been a hard year.. .for every "normal" person..that is why you PLAN for christmas in advance instead of waiting till the last minute to buy something for your kids.. she doesnt have any kids..and our concerns arent HER concerns. People all need to take responsibility for their actions... and put blame on themselves..and not worry about how other people are spending their own money!

Its amazing that you guys all say you dont care about her..and she is a waste of time, but you take the time to come on here DAILY and read about celebrities.. they all have money..and lots of it..they can do with it as they please. Maybe all those people that dont have anything to give their 20 kids on christmas should of thought about that when they were popping them out. 2008 has been a hard year.. .for every "normal" person..that is why you PLAN for christmas in advance instead of waiting till the last minute to buy something for your kids.. she doesnt have any kids..and our concerns arent HER concerns. People all need to take responsibility for their actions... and put blame on themselves..and not worry about how other people are spending their own money!

KT--

The first time was stupid enough.

So she has all that security and says no one is getting into her home and yet, someone did get into her home. Why would those guards let someone she knew in her home when she wasnt there? I'm guessing the guards were probably raiding her panty drawers and then laying on her bedroom floor scratching themselves from all the infections and std's they just contracted.

Obvi it was her new BFF, c'mon guys.

Whore should be killed for what she did to that fine automobile.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Come on people!

The car is a promotional vehicle for Valtrex and is affectionately known by the Hollywood crowd as the "Lesion-Mobile".

LOOK! the Peptobismobile!!!!!!!

Rich, Spoiled, Little Bitch!!! I'm glad she got robbed. Maybe now somebody can shoot her in the head!!

Paris set the ultimate booby trap- whoever stole her stuff has herpes now. Merry Christmas, bitches.

Does she have a liscense plate?

Is that her breast cancer awareness mobile or is she slingin pepto bismol today?

"Hey, Frank, I think I heard a noise 'round back. I'm gonna go have a look - lemme have the gun."

"...by "guards with the gun" you'd imply that the 3 guards each share the same handgun..."

My thoughts exactly. I wonder if the guards argue over who gets the gun? Considering this post is about Paris Hilton, it could a damn Super Soaker... or a pink .38 Special that can't hit anything farther than 15 feet away.

surprise?
SHE NEEDED PAPPARAZZI, so left vthe door open, folks?
Whar do you mean by: WEASEL?

Wow. I just saw that ridiculous car (or one identical to it) being towed this afternoon off of Mulholland drive.

Anyone else see the ding in the right side of her rear bumper? Either a ding or a shitty paint job.

"...already been there."

Oh - you mean her HOUSE. Thought you meant her vagina.

NO police unit big enough to cover that..... :)

For all those jokes about her vag...

...between the pink bentley, idiot wave, tasteless fashion and overgrown hands & feet, she's officially a tranny. Married to another tranny. In San Fran.

For all those jokes about her vag...

...between the pink bentley, idiot wave, tasteless fashion and overgrown hands & feet, she's officially a tranny. Married to another tranny. In San Fran.

tackiest thing ever... both her and the car!
she completly runined a beautiful bentley!

You know your getting old when your this desperate for attention! How old will paris be before she grows up?!

she looks ridiculous

There needs to be a new adjective for Paris, because "attention whore" doesn't even do justice.

The only thing sweeter than her house getting robbed would be someone hijacking her Bentley and returning it with "Wonky McValtrex" spray painted all over it in neon lime green.

I want to rob her, but I'd go in the back door. then I'd fuck her on top of the hood of her crime stopper car.

I just realized that West Coast Customs did the paint job - where's Xhibit? Paris was on Pimp My Ride!

Come on people! Do you really believe someone broke in her place and stole her jewelery? Three security guards ( armed ), a 24 hour manned post, security alarms which are always on, video of the property, guard dogs.........NOBODY STOLE FROM HER! She has to make this shit up to stay in the news. She is a media creation. If she doesn't stay in the " news ", we forget about her. Which isn't a bad idea mind you.

The good side of these pictures is knowing that the pink mobile burns more gas on a Friday night than those two econoboxes in the back will burn in a year.

The only thing more heinous than the car is the outfit she is wearing. Get a stylist bitch.....

actually i cant help thinking how nice shes looking lately. loving her outfits right now.

Gawd-DAMNIT, what the fuck is Bentley thinking, letting this airheaded super-nasty bitch customize her car? Looking at her here makes me think this is why America's young women are becoming stupider and younger-acting instead of acting their age. Girls growing up today have THIS cunt-faced man-hand-having dirty douchebag as a "role model." If not her, then Britney Scares, Lindsey HOElan, and Skanky-Hoes-in-Training Bitches from The Hills.

I've stopped watching TV because they're the shit I see, and I'm not even supposed to be in their advertising-targeted age group. Gawd-DAMNIT.

Well, look what the cat dragged in...You did drag this in, right?

Isn't there a law against making a Bentley look like that?

She could have better spent that money on a semi-competent stylist.

This girl is a waste of space.......... I would love it if we all just ignored her. I am glad she had things stolen - what she has done to that care proves she has far too much money and it pisses me off when there are so many homeless people and starving that we all are attracted to reading and commenting on shit like this............ Amen !

Number 9 is a bitch.

hahahahaha number 9 hi 5!!!!!!

poor dear it must be hard to be her!!!!

Paris puts the stink in the pink.

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