Dec 19 2008Madonna wants to adopt again
- Madonna wants to adopt another child despite her divorce from Guy Ritchie. With a full schedule of touring on her plate, sources say she's going the old-fashioned route: Bear traps and lollipops. [Star]
- Jeremy Piven tried to say he had mono before switching to his sushi-induced mercury poisoning excuse for bailing on a Broadway play. Personally, I think he should've gone with cat AIDS, but hey, we can't all be professionals. [TMZ]
- David Copperfield broke an assistant's arm during a magic trick last night. "Many people assume that the death-defying illusions I do onstage are not dangerous," he said before adding "Which is why I let the interns do all the crazy shit. Otherwise, no supper. SHAZAM!" [E! Online]
- The Duggar Family, stars of TLC's 17 Kids and Counting and followers of the insane Quiverfull movement, welcomed an 18th child last night and are already talking about a 19th. Somewhere, Angelina Jolie is giving her uterus the pep talk of its life. It's on, fuckers! [People]
Reader Comments
1. Me - December 19, 2008 4:31 PM
Anyone posting after Me likes to eat out Madonna's crusty old vagina
2. lisa - December 19, 2008 4:32 PM
oh use a condom ffs.
3. mimi - December 19, 2008 4:33 PM
Don't be stupid, ME!
WE wouldn't want to disturb YOU!
4. Obama the Messiah - December 19, 2008 4:35 PM
Some of those duggar girls are hot. They will make fine porno actress' some day.
5. blank - December 19, 2008 4:45 PM
Her old vagina is worth more than every one of you from #1 and beyond!
6. necessaryROUGHness - December 19, 2008 4:49 PM
Can someone put a lock on this woman's uterus...btw these kids are as special as a litter of puppies...
7. Seiza - December 19, 2008 4:51 PM
Please stop using those pictures of Madonna in fishnets. They make me itchy and want to scratch all my skin off so I can feel clean again.
8. Marius - December 19, 2008 4:57 PM
Someone stop this tranny from stealing all babies in the world.
People think Michael Jackson is crazy. He said he want a kid of every race in the world. But this Madonna-dude has actually started getting them.
9. necessaryROUGHness - December 19, 2008 5:01 PM
I knew having babies wasnt that laboring...
10. Ralph - December 19, 2008 5:01 PM
#3 Do you have some psychological disorder posting to yourself on the internet?
11. Randal - December 19, 2008 5:02 PM
Madonna is nothing but a class act when it comes to being a loving mother for the children she takes care of. It's very big of her to become responsible for so many beautiful children but it's also a shame she can't help each and everyone of them.
I tip my hat to you, Madonna.
Randal
12. Ashton Moore - December 19, 2008 5:07 PM
That's a whole lotta Fiveheads.
13. Mcfeely Smackup - December 19, 2008 5:10 PM
It sickens me that TLC is pimping and glamorizing these mentally ill people who are cranking out babies like taking a shit.
This is a sickness and they need help, not enablement. Those kids are going to grow up with a whole new generation of emotional problems.
14. YO MAMMA - December 19, 2008 5:19 PM
18 kids? Shit. It's a vagina, not a clown car...
I hope she sneezes and her uterus falls out.
15. Lisatlantic - December 19, 2008 5:25 PM
Please don't give the Duggar nutjobs any free publicity. TLC is doing a fan-fucking-tastic job already.
16. p0nk - December 19, 2008 5:26 PM
if Slash were albino, this is what he'd look like.
17. disgusted - December 19, 2008 5:27 PM
that picture of madonna makes me want to vomit-- YUCK!
18. Kahlee - December 19, 2008 5:29 PM
Things I never want to see:
-Nuclear Holocaust
-Global famine
-Madonna's inner thighs
19. Kayleigh C - December 19, 2008 5:30 PM
She already has a shit load of medical problems. Her bladder collapsed and all, I don't think God wants that. But who knows? Maybe he does want the jean skirt business to thrive.
20. pepper - December 19, 2008 5:32 PM
someone needs to introduce these dumbasses to a a little thing called contraceptive
21. pepper - December 19, 2008 5:32 PM
someone needs to introduce these dumbasses to a a little thing called contraceptive
22. Balls McGee - December 19, 2008 5:33 PM
It isn't that unusual that she has 18 kids. What is unusual is their last name isn't Gonzales or Washington.
23. justifiable - December 19, 2008 5:46 PM
Gaaah, those walnut-crusher thighs are just scary! Thank you, Fish, for NOT showing us her clenched stringy ass.
24. Mama Pinkus - December 19, 2008 5:46 PM
she looks like she has been embalmed
25. Kitahara Nanase - December 19, 2008 5:47 PM
#22, If they're names were Gonzales or Washington you'd have never heard of them. And that's the fucked up part.
26. matilda jeffries - December 19, 2008 6:01 PM
Ok the Duggar Family needs to chill the fuck out. I guess the staggering numbers depicting the world's overpopulation means nothing to them. It's not like there aren't kids all over the world, let alone our own country, that are going without food, shelter, or parents and these disgusting Duggar people are just like, ya know what? fuck it. lets have some more unprotected sex tonight! that sounds awesome.
fucking dumbasses
27. matilda jeffries - December 19, 2008 6:02 PM
Ok the Duggar Family needs to chill the fuck out. I guess the staggering numbers depicting the world's overpopulation means nothing to them. It's not like there aren't kids all over the world, let alone our own country, that are going without food, shelter, or parents and these disgusting Duggar people are just like, ya know what? fuck it. lets have some more unprotected sex tonight! that sounds awesome.
fucking dumbasses
28. ummm...yeah - December 19, 2008 6:06 PM
Awww.... how cute...All the little retarded white trash, sisterfuckin, seriel killers, all in a row...
29. justifiable - December 19, 2008 6:18 PM
#4 I nominate Jinger (yeah, they're all named "J" names) as the porn actress. Or a stripper at the very least, with that name. And I bet at least two of 'em have their tubes tied rather than be a Pez dispenser like mom.
30. Jamie's Uterus - December 19, 2008 6:48 PM
That Dugger family is out of control. I'm surprised Madonna or Jolie haven't tried to snag one of them to add to their collection.
31. TNT - December 19, 2008 6:58 PM
#27 The world as a whole is not overpopulated, especially with birth rates declining. its a matter of distribution of resources, not lack of resources. better that people have kids who want them, instead of people who have them and abuse them or don't care about them. you and your stupid close-minded self may believe that every kid should be aborted and no one should have them, but you may be shocked to know that *gasp* lots of married people want to have have kids together. it may be an earth-shattering concept for you, but if they want and can take care of 18 kids, good for them. its too bad more kids don't have such loving parents. they are much more valuable to the world than ignorant dumbfucks like you
32. lindary - December 19, 2008 7:35 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
33. lindary - December 19, 2008 7:36 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
34. Lloyd - December 19, 2008 8:11 PM
Wow a white family with lots of kids for once. Usually it's the spics and negroids pumping out little darkie ghetto trash
35. 1moreidiotintheworld - December 19, 2008 8:36 PM
Yikes!!! I guess adoption would be her only choice.... with that spread she could never hold a child inside or her with out it falling out.....I mean if she had a hiccup with her mouth closed, the vacuum would suck the guitar right out of her hand and straight up that sewer hole cunt of hers....
36. Delgo - December 19, 2008 9:45 PM
Seriously, Turtle - smoke more weed.
37. pirhan - December 19, 2008 10:08 PM
I wonder if it's difficult to find those pictures of Madonna.
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39. will - December 19, 2008 11:09 PM
I think they just had their 19th kid, not 18th.......
40. Michael from WA - December 19, 2008 11:42 PM
close your bloody legs skeletor!
41. schadenfreudelicious - December 19, 2008 11:48 PM
omfg..those inner thighs just scared the bejezuz outta me...she looks like some freakish mutant elf...close your legs and cover that shit up...your terrifying your kids!!
42. gerard Vandenberg - December 20, 2008 12:12 AM
be honest: WHAT IS EXACTLY GRANDMA'S POINT HERE, folks?
43. Ada - December 20, 2008 12:30 AM
The last time I heard the term Quiverfull was when Andrea Yates drowned her kids to save them from Satan. Her crazy preacher was big on Quiverfull doctrine.
Why the hell is TLC covering these fucked-up people's attempts to overrun the country with their neglected, retarded, home-schooled kids?
44. Hideous - December 20, 2008 12:44 AM
hideous. she was never hot. or good at acting. just because your face is symmetrical does not make you good at shit.
45. big baby jesus - December 20, 2008 12:45 AM
the duggers will end up with a lot of gay boys if they keep at it. and ironically, it's god's plan.
46. Madge the Vadge - December 20, 2008 5:10 AM
Madge please stop flashing your fossilized Vadge at us..... you are scaring me!!!!!
47. chrissi - December 20, 2008 5:10 AM
she looks like skeletor from the masters of universe
48. Ann Odam - December 20, 2008 6:05 AM
The only thing Madonna needs to adopt is sensible eating habits. Must try food containing 'calories'. Lay off the dead flies and whatever else Pharaoh's personal physician has been recommending. Here's the important bit: keep it down so that it has a chance to metabolize. Some of it may turn into fat, but that isn't always a bad thing. A sensible amount of body fat helps keep one from looking like the 'before' picture in an ad for a crematorium. Or the 'after' picture in an ad for a vomitorium...
49. Madge the Vadge - December 20, 2008 8:14 AM
I'm hoping that the photo of Madge's Vadge is only a shadow, otherwise she needs depend undergarments.... nanna nappies... looks like she pissed herself.
EWWW MUCH??
50. Evil Father Time - December 20, 2008 9:39 AM
She couldn't look less feminine. She's turning into a transvestite. One with a pretty good face but Michael Phelps' body. Good for her health, bad for my weenie.
51. what's really going on ? - December 20, 2008 9:45 AM
when did keith richards start doing drag?
52. MDiz - December 20, 2008 10:44 AM
FUCK SAKES SKELETOR.....PUT DOWN THE LES PAUL... YOU'RE RUINING THE GIBSON NAME!
53. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
54. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
55. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
56. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
57. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
58. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
59. chickdowntown - December 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Look to the right. Look to the left. All I see is some plastic looking CHICKDOWNTOWN.
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
harumph
60. jenny - December 20, 2008 12:36 PM
madonna looks like a lepricon
61. Ted from Mazula - December 20, 2008 12:39 PM
She should adopt a personality.
62. Greg! - December 20, 2008 12:46 PM
Man, Alice Cooper looks like shit!
63. MadonnaMakesMeCelebit - December 20, 2008 1:54 PM
I know the reason why she keeps adopting, because no one wants to fuck her. A-rod never had an affair with her, he just needed to get a devorce from his crazy fucking wife!
64. MadonnaMakesMeCelebit - December 20, 2008 1:54 PM
I know the reason why she keeps adopting, because no one wants to fuck her. A-rod never had an affair with her, he just needed to get a devorce from his crazy fucking wife!
65. SueMe - December 20, 2008 8:14 PM
I have never seen more unsightly thighs in my life. Even a 500 pound chick has sexier thighs than her, but however I do admire Madonna for being such a humanitarian. She just needs to realize that she's not so young anymore. Ewww just nasty.
66. Jen - December 21, 2008 12:29 AM
It looks like shes trying to shove the git fiddle(guitar) up her knarly pussy! I bet five dollars it will fit.. mudhole bitch!
67. Jen - December 21, 2008 12:31 AM
It looks like shes trying to shove the git fiddle(guitar) up her knarly pussy! I bet five dollars it will fit.. mudhole bitch!
68. Penny - December 21, 2008 2:05 AM
I feel sorry for the kids in the Duggar family. Especially the girls.
69. Make more white babies - December 21, 2008 6:04 AM
The quiverfull doctrine is right. We need more white population or else the likes of SueMe will take over this country. And then let's see how well things are run. There is not one decent country in all of Africa run by blacks. They are 100,000 years behind us biologically. Closer to being animals which is why they make good athletes and bad scholars generally although not without a few exceptions.
Name one truly famous black scientist.
70. joejoe - December 21, 2008 2:34 PM
Other than George Washington Carver, Daniel Hale Williams, Lloyd Quarterman, Percy Julian, Charles Drew or Patricia Bath there aren't any.
71. Jen - December 21, 2008 4:18 PM
Who ever wrote number 69 is a racist fuck
72. Jibbly Biggins - December 22, 2008 6:44 AM
#69 You know, being an uneducated douche does not help your claims. Our country needs more people interested in science, irrespective of race. Who is willing to bet the Duggar kids weren't home schooled about any scientific theory such as evolution or the big bang ?
Some famous black doctors and inventors :
George Washington Carver
(1865?-1943) Born into slavery in Missouri, Carver later earned degrees from Iowa Agricultural College. The director of agricultural research at the Tuskegee Institute from 1896 until his death, Carver developed hundreds of applications for farm products important to the economy of the South, including the peanut, sweet potato, soybean, and pecan.
Dr. Charles Richard Drew
(1904-1950) Born in Washington, D.C., Drew earned advanced degrees in medicine and surgery from McGill University in Montreal, Quebec, in 1933 and from Columbia University in 1940. He is particularly noted for his research in blood plasma and for setting up the first blood bank.
Emmett Chappelle
(1925-) Born in Phoenix, Arizona, Chappelle earned a B.S. from the University of California and an M.S. from the University of Washington. He joined NASA in 1977 as a remote sensing scientist. Among Chappelle's discoveries is a method (developed with Grace Picciolo) of instantly detecting bacteria in water, which led to the improved diagnoses of urinary tract infections.
73. jennifer - December 22, 2008 9:23 AM
Madonna = Ick. Remember when she used to be hot?
74. JJ - December 22, 2008 10:18 AM
Like Madonna can play guitar...
75. bitingontinfoil - December 22, 2008 8:55 PM
Jeremy Piven's worried about the mercury levels in sushi?? Hmmm...prolly pregant.