Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony keep up appearances
In an effort to quash rampant divorce rumors, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have escaped to Puerto Rico for the next few days to prove their love is strong. Because being in the same place at the same time totally constitutes a healthy relationship. No, really, these two couldn't be more convincing if they procreated on a fighter jet in front of my house. True story. E! News reports:
"They are on a holiday vacation," says Anthony's rep.
Two days ago, Lopez and Anthony met up with friends and family for dinner at Marmalade, a trendy, upscale restaurant in the old-town section of San Juan.
"Jennifer and Marc looked very happy, so it is hard for me to believe the rumors that their marriage is in trouble," the eatery's general manager, Trace Donaldson, tells E! News. "They were laughing and seemed to be having a great time."
Okay, I get it. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have a large Latin audience who are devout Catholics. However, c'mon, these people love Ricky Martin who's not only gay, but adopted twin babies whom he will most likely inject with his gayness. Yet, I guarantee his next album will go triple cayenne pepper, or whatever they use to notate musical success. [Edit: Kittens in sombreros.]
Reader Comments
1. crzydoglady180 - December 31, 2008 2:10 PM
Jennifer Lopezmust be the biggest pain in the ass ever, seriously..how many husbands is this??!!??
2. hollywood_hillbilly - December 31, 2008 2:22 PM
Mija! Presta me tu chonchon!
3. Dios - December 31, 2008 2:33 PM
¡Blasfemia! Puedele come la mierda del diablo en un hoyo eterno de la homosexualidad
4. Famous Plastic - December 31, 2008 2:44 PM
But the truth is this: Who cares about Jennifer Lopez? Is she still considered a celebrity?
5. Amanda - December 31, 2008 2:56 PM
Still no wedding ring...
6. megs - December 31, 2008 3:05 PM
least flattering shirt ever!!! makes her look even fatter than she already is!
7. megs - December 31, 2008 3:07 PM
also, are those earrings from Claire's in the mall??
8. Liz - December 31, 2008 3:21 PM
She has the best face/bone structure, i just wish she would get rid of the orange hair.
9. hollywood_hillbilly - December 31, 2008 3:24 PM
Challes punal! Comer tu caca maldita tlatchuacha!
10. debutante - December 31, 2008 3:34 PM
Why is her mouth open like that in every single picture ? Trying to catch flies ?
11. Phoney caucasion hair - December 31, 2008 4:10 PM
Yeah she is sure proud of her "Latin" (weren't those a dominant tribe of Italians and not indian/negro mixes?) roots with that fake hair. I can't blame her. You could tell she was african derived when it was natural all kinky and nasty and black. Not to mention the negro massive repulsive buttocks and wide nose.
How did this whore ever get to be famous? Her subhuman giant ass? Is that all it took? I am willing to say she was able to ride her ass all the way to the bank. Man oh man this world is coming to something. It takes nothing more these days than selling the masses what they want talent or not.
12. Flies - December 31, 2008 4:29 PM
She has her mouth open like that so she can catch any food that may be nearby. It increases her reaction time if it's already part open.
FUCK SHE'S FAT AND UGLY. GO THE FUCK AWAY!
13. Cash - December 31, 2008 5:08 PM
What that outfit needs is at least one more zipper and two more big ass buttons.
14. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 31, 2008 5:20 PM
well what do you know a degenerate with a gay video game such as gladiatush im not surprise at all...
15. hollywood_hillbilly - December 31, 2008 5:37 PM
I've never played it, I just thought it was a humorous link. You seem to be the expert on gay video games, I'm not suprised at all....
16. supersex - December 31, 2008 6:12 PM
her mouth is open and ready for the next dick
17. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 31, 2008 6:22 PM
Oh of course i was laughing my ass off its so humorous, it explains a lot. btw who cares if you role play gladiator fantasies, who cares if you take a wide stans when you watch extreme makeovers with your buddies,,,we all know you have issues BWB...
18. Jamie's Uterus - December 31, 2008 6:41 PM
This will be her third marriage. She wants to be the Latina Elizabeth Taylor. At least Liz had some class about being a tramp. J-Lo just whores it up with anyone that can further her pathetic career. Fat ass, no talent, broke down, worn out skank!
19. Jennifer Hopelez - December 31, 2008 7:12 PM
Y'know, #11 is right. I wish she'd show her African booty ass off, because it's tough to be a Caucasian when the Caucasian of #11's level of intelligence can't even fucking spell "CAUCASIAN." I mean, damn, finish the fifth grade, you whiny pus-faced motherfucker....
And Jennifer Lopez is a dog, with or without makeup. I bet Marc Anthony wants a divorce because he keeps falling in the cracks of that big ass of hers and just got tired of the smell.
20. friendlyfires - January 1, 2009 12:16 AM
.... whatever ....
21. Melaninless - January 1, 2009 1:26 AM
I would rather have a face that more resembles pus than shit, my fecal colored little servant.
22. tc - January 1, 2009 1:27 AM
This triathlonite must be the most beautiful, sexy 40 year old on the planet.
Not only that, but due to her latina origins, she is genetically programmed to enjoy anal sex and will clean the house afterwards.
Perfect woman.
23. gerard Vandenberg - January 1, 2009 1:53 AM
They're familiar with the american word: F A K E?
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26. Amber Dawn - January 1, 2009 6:31 PM
haha triple cayanne pepper? rofl. i lol'ed <3
27. michelle Nachtigall - January 1, 2009 8:30 PM
Taco taco! Burrito Burrito! Taco Flavored Keeses!
28. michelle Nachtigall - January 1, 2009 8:31 PM
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29. Jessie Otero - January 1, 2009 8:32 PM
i love this top so much!! =D
30. http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com - January 1, 2009 8:59 PM
Snore, who cares!!
31. Katie Weston - January 2, 2009 4:44 AM
Is that what her rep says is happy? I'd hate to see her unhappy then! :P
32. Ajax Sfravros - January 2, 2009 6:17 AM
What a bunch of ignorant people. U must be that kind of stupid white asses super fat or super skinny anorexic subhuman people... So sad...
Latinos & black people rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33. pojojuniper - January 2, 2009 8:47 AM
...wearing the ugliest sweater in the world.
34. Becky - January 2, 2009 9:26 AM
#11 you spend your day in your basement on blogs poking at anyone who is not white, i think everyone is sick of your shit. something is killing you inside ( jealousy, loss of appeal of being a white male, etc) because you have so much hate. her hair is no different from mine or any other white girl. women of all races alter their apperance in case you are so bias that you haven't noticed. get a nice you redneck.
35. White Guy - January 2, 2009 10:54 AM
My white brothers, come toward the light: http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
36. Giggles - January 2, 2009 4:22 PM
Hey Fish -- Just so you know, I didn't read this article and I don't care at all about these two. Save your bandwidth.
37. gerard Vandenberg - January 3, 2009 12:15 AM
I think a SHRINK will bring the solution here.
on the other hand: I HAVE SOME ABILITIIES TOO, folks!!
38. valle - January 3, 2009 7:01 PM
ha ha #13 CASH. that truly is one butt ugly sweater jacket thing
39. Kellie - January 4, 2009 6:59 PM
She looks good. I love her sweater. I would expect unfashionable people to talk a bunch a crap about it. I just hope that she is feeding Marc. He always looks like he's two minutes from death.
40. Ms Rio G - April 1, 2009 6:09 PM
im surprised shes still with mark because she has been around and she not popular lopez any more. isnt it time for a new man for her?
41. sevgililer günü hediyesi - October 20, 2009 6:54 AM
She looks good. I love her sweater. I would expect unfashionable people to talk a bunch a crap about it
42. Dean James - January 10, 2010 6:55 AM
At the end of the day the media can always catch you looking happy or unhappy in a photograph regardless of the reality. That said, she doesn't look exactly blissful in any of those photos does she. I am sure she'll get over it!
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