Dec 23 2008Jennifer Lopez has spies watching Marc Anthony
The Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony divorce rumors have been piling up ever since the couple stopped wearing their wedding rings a few months back. This latest one from Page Six finds a suspicious J-Lo spying on Marc Anthony:
Despite the fact that the couple renewed its vows in October, a source tells Page Six that Lopez used to send her assistant on tour with Anthony while she stayed at home with their twins. "She wanted reports back so he didn't cheat on her," says our source.
Jennifer Lopez is worried that Marc Anthony is cheating on her. Has she even looked at her husband lately? I mean, for more than five seconds before bursting into tears. Then again, there is a single Latin-man-hungry Madonna on the loose. Together they could form their army of undead skeleton soldiers - who will dance you into the night! Bailamos! Let the rhythm take you over! Bailamos!
Okay, maybe that was Enrique Inglesias. Someone brought in egg-nog today. (This guy!)
Photos: Flynet
Reader Comments
1. jrz - December 23, 2008 11:42 AM
Shit...her assistant didn't see shit 'cuz she was DOIN shit.
2. adgbad - December 23, 2008 11:43 AM
Everybody who posts after me eats JLo's poop.
3. supersex - December 23, 2008 11:45 AM
i'd plug her pooper with my dick then adgbad suck it clean
bitches
4. hatejho - December 23, 2008 11:49 AM
This selfish, talentless diva deserves nothing more.
5. RichPort's Ghost - December 23, 2008 12:15 PM
Marc Anthony has had more ass than a seat in the New York City subway.
The injustice of it all... I know...
6. paranoid - December 23, 2008 12:24 PM
She also sent her assistant to spy on me so I wouldn't say anything bad about her.
I love you J-Lo. You're the best!
7. F-Obama - December 23, 2008 12:32 PM
She also has spies watching the Krispy Kream donuts shops when they turn on the FRESH light so she can run over and get her fresh donuts for free.
8. Sport - December 23, 2008 12:38 PM
Another no-talent self absorbed celeb.
9. Dr Feel Me - December 23, 2008 12:39 PM
It's the drugs that were prescribed for her post-partum symptoms.
She actually believes Marc is attractive and a chick magnet. Hopefully, her meds will help her see reality and she will understand she has NOTHING to worry about.
10. Wow. - December 23, 2008 1:03 PM
Salsa Nebula. Forever and Ever.
11. jrz - December 23, 2008 1:04 PM
AHAHAHAH Rich!
12. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 23, 2008 1:15 PM
Adam sandler doing security for j lo?
13. RichPort's Ghost - December 23, 2008 1:46 PM
#11 - I haven't seen Meems back here... I guess she eats when she's depressed... which of course means she must be depressed alot... much like the cushion on her chair...
14. jrz - December 23, 2008 3:06 PM
Meems. Now THERE'S a fat sack of shit.
15. mimi - December 23, 2008 3:23 PM
I love the JLo experience! She is beautiful and so talented. She can do so much better than that skinny spic husband of hers. She should have stayed with P-Diddy.
Praying for Amy for the holidays!!!
16. F - December 23, 2008 4:59 PM
Omg, is it Britney Spears in the back?
:'D
17. Frozen Atlantic - December 23, 2008 5:22 PM
She's not checking for infidelity, sillies.
That assistant's the first line of defense against an escape attempt.
18. CJ - December 23, 2008 5:46 PM
WHO CARES? More Hugh Jackman
19. CJ - December 23, 2008 5:46 PM
WHO CARES? More Hugh Jackman
20. lindary - December 23, 2008 6:25 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
21. amanda - December 23, 2008 7:50 PM
didnt he cheat on miss usa with her?
she knew what she was getting into when she married the zombie
22. Fati - December 23, 2008 9:29 PM
i think mark anthony is attractive. maybe not in the conventional way but he definitely has charizma. i don't know what everyone is talking about when they say he is ugly. he is not.
23. gerard Vandenberg - December 24, 2008 12:03 AM
Are you sure this is america again, folks?
24. Laura - December 24, 2008 9:47 AM
Actually, the dumb bitch is starting to wise up. Here's a little glipse at Marc Anthony's relationship record:
1-Mother of his daughter Arianna: found out she was dumped when he announced his engagement to Dayanara Torres.
2-Dayanara-mother of his 2 sons, former Miss Universe: after a real wedding and a month after their very elaborate renewal of vows gets divorced and the day after his divorce comes through he marries...
3-J.Lo-talentless diva and whore, now mother to 2 more of his children.
Ladies, as soon as you pop those babies out it is bye bye Marc time.
Read em and weep.
25. M24K - December 24, 2008 11:47 AM
It's a conquest thing for him. Once he knew he had her tamed, he was off to do his own thing. Typical of men who date & marry someone "above their level". So, J-Lo knew his track record, but thought there was no way it could happen to her. She thought wrong. A cheater is a cheater, and she should have never been flattered that he wanted her. And they got married kind of fast - you know, the old folks used to say "Marry in haste - repent at leisure"!
26. JESSIE - December 24, 2008 1:57 PM
THAT'S SOOOO SAD, ALL THE INSECURITY....BUT ISN'T "BAILAMOS" BY ENRIQUE???!!!!LOL
27. In L.A. - December 24, 2008 8:33 PM
Jennifer Lopez should be happy if Marc A is cheating on her - now she can go out and get a real man with Marc's money!
28. TonyS - December 27, 2008 7:52 AM
27 posts and not a single racist comment. Surely this is a record for this site?
29. lvthekings - December 29, 2008 2:40 AM
yeh jlo should have stayed with that nigger P-diddy their both getto. Besides Marc anthony has more money than both of them put together.