Dec 14 2008Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Turtle is really happening
So, it turns out this whole Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara thing is actually happening. Now I know what you're thinking, "Of course, they are. You reported it." True, but fun fact: I don't believe a single word I write. To put things in perspective, I'm 100% convinced Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's children are rentals, Britney Spears is a figment of my imagination and Kim Kardashian is two beanbag chairs glued together - with a mustache.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. I like the penis - December 14, 2008 5:32 PM
TOP 5 FUCKERS!
2. i like the penis - December 14, 2008 5:33 PM
and by top 5 i mean...FIRST!
3. Rough Daddy - December 14, 2008 5:35 PM
Great now this fat fuck is going to be dating celebrities now!
-you know how when one women do they all have to do it too!
4. lindary - December 14, 2008 5:39 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
5. adam - December 14, 2008 5:53 PM
whoa
seriously
life imitates art or art imitates life?
6. MissPinkKate - December 14, 2008 6:13 PM
I think he's pretty cute.
7. josh - December 14, 2008 6:55 PM
nice spam lindary...
8. drewski2u - December 14, 2008 7:08 PM
He seems cool enough. She could do a lot worse, she could be dating Adrian Grenier from the show, who's a far cry from his vinny chase character. When his name came up to play the vincent character, they had to hunt Adrian down on a beach in mexico where he was learning spanish!?! Yea, that's exactly what I do when I go down to mexico. He then originally passed on the project because, "I'm not interested in doing television". The producers were like, "It's not really like TV, it's HBO, it'll be like the Sopranos......" to which he replied, "What's the Sopranos?" I'm guessing that's why Adrian always wears long bangs........ to cover up the big "L" that's obviously emblazoned on his forehead.......
9. Kahlee - December 14, 2008 7:49 PM
Wheres the funny writer??? :(
10. herbiefrog - December 14, 2008 8:18 PM
so... not one of chuck's then ?
[take a long breath]
...and continue...
11. herbiefrog - December 14, 2008 8:23 PM
so where's joss when one needs him ?
we heard fox are f*****ing his new series around
...just like last time]
shhh]]
so sad... dollhouse ?
sounds like everything that's going on
maybe that's why they're reticent
[what [is] wrong with [you] people ? ? ?
?
12. Sarah - December 14, 2008 9:11 PM
What does she see in that short, fat, ugly spic?
13. Sheva - December 14, 2008 9:11 PM
Good for Jerry if so. Besides Jamie-Lynn is already divorced (from her manager) and has a tendency to puff up.
They could be good together. Rock on.
14. gerard Vandenberg - December 14, 2008 10:04 PM
I'm sure this FAT-FACE is a LOSER extraordinary, folks!!
15. Whatev - December 14, 2008 10:20 PM
Arms crossed. Not holding hands. I call bullshit.
16. Stiles - December 14, 2008 10:20 PM
I love to see a fat guy score. But he's too good for her. Between her manager & NFL player exes, that undercarriage is WRECKED.
17. Booyah - December 14, 2008 10:50 PM
Man, I think I jizzed in my pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
18. mimi - December 14, 2008 11:08 PM
Dude, you're misinformed! Kim K is FOUR beanbag chairs glued together!
BTW Jamie & Turtle WHO? Oh, that pair of turtleheads. Gotcha.
PS Pray for Amy!
19. Hollywood Insider - December 15, 2008 12:00 AM
She couldn't look more impressed at being out on a date with the Turtlehead. If there was a hole nearby, I think she'd crawl into it.
20. Shimmy - December 15, 2008 12:20 AM
Who freaking cares if he has a few extra pounds on him. It's not like he is ginormous. I think it's good to see jamie lynn isn't a stuck up hollywood hoe that is as superficial as all the other ones. I remember her being a few extra pounds over weight when starting on the sopranos and then she sort of blossomed into a bombshell. It's good to see Jerry getting some hot tang action, guy probably deserves it.
21. guyinaz - December 15, 2008 2:36 AM
Turtle should be put down like a rabid dog. No way a loser like that should be famous
22. friendlyfires - December 15, 2008 3:00 AM
The Superficial writes:"To put things in perspective, I'm 100% convinced Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's children are rentals, Britney Spears is a figment of my imagination and Kim Kardashian is two beanbag chairs
glued together - with a mustache."
Check ...check ... double checkerooney ... 100% spot on ... keep up the good work ... nice way to earn that end o' year bonus.
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24. ParaDev - December 15, 2008 9:55 AM
It’s to bad she didn’t stay paralyzed from the waist down when she had lymes disease. She would have been so sexy in a sporty little wheelchair. The world needs more paraplegic hotties.
25. Right Fury - December 15, 2008 9:57 AM
Last week I saw a film..I believe it was a horror film..then I noticed you called and I...Jizzed in my pants!
26. fin de año - December 15, 2008 10:16 AM
Who is this guy?
27. GioNYC - December 15, 2008 1:36 PM
Calm down haters. Actually I think its cool that shes dating an average looking guy. I think they will end up together for a while. He would be an idiot to let her go. In the past I seen them both being interviewed and they both seem cool & down to earth. Entourage is hot now, Sopranos is over, and if she wants to be in his spotlight then let it be.
28. Hiram Rabinowitz - December 15, 2008 3:59 PM
jews...they never cease to amaze me.
29. Kids Soccer - December 16, 2008 5:17 AM
Thats the beauty of Entourage, anyone can get layed. LOL
30. Cornelius - December 16, 2008 7:35 PM
#16
Still, if that pudgy fucker can nab Meadow Soprano, I've got hope.
31. Joe - July 24, 2009 9:40 PM
wow - this urchin is definitely in the bottom 5% of ugliest people in this country, and she's dating him?!